Hey! How’s my life going. Let’s see. Week by week? Day by day? Hour by hour? TOO COMPLICATED to go into how my life is going I Don’t Know By What Criteria We’re Determining It. How’s the world going. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YEARLY BY WEEK? MONTH BY FOREVER? Poorly though. I’m gonna guess The World Is Going Poorly based on most metrics! I DON’T LIKE IT WE’VE GOT got a Runaway At Least Two Branches Of The Government. I’d say Supreme Court and Presidency are Running Away (together) While Congress Watches. (And Jerks Off). I don’t like the term Jerk Off for masturbation. I mean, I do! I think it’s charming! But I find it kind of inaccurate. Masturbation isn’t, or shouldn’t be, a Herky-Jerky movement. If you’re doing quick violent ABSTRACT jerks I think you’re only gonna hurt yourself! SMOOTH motions. Take a BREATH. This is for fun Take It EASY on yourself get into a GROOVE. Anyway. What did I do for fun before puberty and jacking off. Having a well-balanced healthy lifestyle. That was weird! I think I’m happier jerking off to be honest. Hard to say! Masturbation is good because it’s a metaphor for life. Probably THE metaphor for life. Who invented it. Is Masturbation in the bible. Hmm. Google says it’s never mentioned at all in the bible! Guess it’s on the menu then folks! Well I Guess we’re 15, 20 years away from Supreme Court outlawing Jerking Off. WOW. I DON’T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN.
Even Bible doesn’t say anything one way or another but JUSTICE KAVANAUGH HAS SOME THUOGHTS on how we should live our life! I call him INJUSTICE KAVANAUGH. As a way to get back at him. Reclaim SOME sort of integrity. IT’s weird that we live in a time and place in history where the majority of the population are just like Oh Yes We’re Ruled By A Corrupt, Self Enriching, Authoritarian Cabal dictating laws most of us don’t agree with and it’s only getting worse and we’re just getting squeezed and squeezed more and more OH WELL GUESS NOTHING WE CAN DO. Time will take care of these tyrants! Time is the ultimate leveler! Just takes so long. Also it takes some conscious effort on people’s part! Oh no. We all need to do our part but no one ever went around telling each person exactly what they need to do! It’s confusing! Someone should tell me what to do! Guess I’ll keep doing what I’ve been doing but slightly different and more progressed. That’s the best I can come up with. WELL anyway. July Fourth Weekend this weekend. July The Fourth Be With You! I think I went to a fireworks show once or twice. Once was a Mets game. After the game they said stick around we’re setting off fire works after the game. And they did! I musta seen a fireworks show once or twice besides that. I know I HEAR FIREWORKS off and on here and there. Usually during holidays.
I like fireworks because you think you’re enjoying the sight of them making cool patterns but don’t sleep on actually getting a kick out of the sound. Nice loud popping and whatknot. What a pleasurable assault on the senses! They don’t call FireworksPoppers for nothing! They don’t call Fireworks Poppers at all now that I think about it! Anyway. Another Tuesady. Another week! Week On Week Off. Wax on wax off. More Like Whack On Whack Off right Pat Morita! Maybe I DID learn something from masturbation, Karate-Kid-Lessonwise, over the course of my life. Repeating that Movement must have taught me SOMETHING. Just gotta track down the corpse of Mr. Miyagi and get him to tell me WHAT. Well I got better at jerking off. That can’t be it! It taught me something BESIDES that! MUST’VE. Anyway. Was Mr. Miyago was grooming Danielson for something. Something WRONG? Discuss. Anyway. Did Karate Kid Four with Hillary Swank have a transgender as the villain. I can’t remember. HOW DARE THEY PLAY SPORTS. Hillary Swank must defeat them for all mankind! That’s one direction they can go in if they made it today. Or they can go Woke and have Mr. Miyagi train a transgender person. Either one is equally unlikely to actually be a real movie! Maybe in a decade or two when society is in a better or worse place. THEN we can make one of those two movies.
Sure. Also Mr. Miyagi is dead. He’s not coming back to the franchise. Johnny Lawrence can maybe train a transgender. Danial Larusso can train someone to defeat a transgender. I dunno. What’s good for the geese is good for the transgender. That’s a colloquialism. I’ve been enjoying Cape Fear mini-series. In the last episode Javier Bardem asks someone else What Do You Fear and I was ready for the other person to respond CAPES. I have CAPE Fear! They have CAPE FEAR as implied in the title. They said something else though. What kind of person is afraid of capes? Villains! Superheroes wear capes! Capes remind villains of their nemesis—superheroes! I dunno other people must wear capes. Capes predate superheroes. Hmm. I dunno. Also CAPE in Cape Fear is like a Geography Cape. Water adjacent land or somethin’, I dunno! Supreme Court Justices wear capes. So some villains wear capes too I guess! I think they’re more robes more accurately. Well they’re robeing us blind of our rights that’s for sure! A good 33% of active Supreme Court Justices ARE PRETTY GOODS. Good for them! Anyway. I wanted to watch Jackass Movie this weekend but it’s not playing in the main 2 theaters I go to. WHO SHOULD I PETITION to change this. ROAD TO PETITION. I liked Road To Perdition when I was 13 when it came out. I was like I’M Barely a Teenager But I Can Tell This Is A Grown Up Movie AND I’M ON BOARD. First real grown up thing I ever did after masturbating. LIKING Road To Perdition.
Wonderful. Anyway. I’d say I knew what Perdition meant on and off over the course of my life. In the film it’s a place. But in real life it’s a word! It means… A State Of Eternal Damnation, Spirtual Ruin, Or Hell. Ya know what? I don’t think I ever knew that! I used to think I knew what it meant but I don’t remember it ever meaning that! MAKES SENSE though! Road To Perdition is a companion piece to AC/DC’s Highway To Hell. Why am I always the last to know. I like that The Rolling Stones had a song called Tumbling Dice because it feels like those two titles are synonyms. Do they have any other songs that could be synonymous to other meanings of Rolling Stones. Wild Horses maybe! I dunno that’s too abstract by half a step. What else is going on. What’s that thing where they tie your limbs to horses and then let the horses loose and you’re ripped apart limb by limb. Is that even a thing? I thought that was Drawn And Quartered but internet is saying That’s Something Else! Either way Do Rolling Stones endorse that thing I may have imagined? Probably not! They’re AGAINST the law! Or at least they were in their heyday. Hmm. The Rollign Stones are old but they’re not that much older than my parents! And my parents aren’t THAT old. They’re alive and everything! Anyway. That’s all for today. I’ll see ya later.
-4:05 P.M.
June 30 2026
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