Great. How’s everyone doing? 9/11 is coming up. Or if we average them together Ten. That’s a movie. That’s an album. That’s a number. It’s lots of things. I dunno two out of three averages AIN’T ten. Median is a tie between 9 and 11. MODE is a tie between 9 and 11. Only Mean is ten! Anyway I was in New York on 9/11 where’s my parade. I was told there would be parades. Instead THEY SPAT ON ME. Can you bet on Terrorisms on Prediction Markets. My guess is Oh No I Hope Not. Also the accurate response is Maybe Not Literally But In The Abstract YES. For what is terrorism but Lots Of Things People Do That Suck. LOOSE definition of Terrorism? Yeah you can bet on things like that on Prediction Market. Anyway. Is that a career. Just figuring out things you can do that you can predict on prediction markets? Figuring it out isn’t enough. Then you gotta do them. I guess that’s a good worthwhile career. Playing the P.M.’s. Bonus points probably if what you’re doing is a net negative for society! Anyway. I predict I’ll finish re-watching Freaks x Geeks tonight or tomorrow. I’d bet the farm on it. Farm is an anagram of Marf. I didn’t see that observation coming. Did YOU?
I dunno about Right Now. I knew what I was doing a few months ago. I kinda had it figured out last year. I got plans for the future. RIGHT NOW eludes me, though! Anyway. I wish I had a farm. I’d sell it instantly! Then live off the money as much as I can! That’s MY plan. On the other hand maybe I should learn how to run a farm. How hard can it be. OLD McDonald had a farm and I’m still a young man. Dude needed a nursey rhyme just to remember all the animals’ names though. Also why did he give names to all the animals. HE WAS SENILE that’s why. Too See The Nile isn’t just a vacation plan while in Egypt. Ronald MacDonald is dumb name. What if he was just some guy and not in clown get-up. What’s your name. RONALD. Ronald what. MAC-DONALD. See? Terrible! Anyway my borthday is in three months. As long as we’re talking about things that are coming in Times of Three Units. Can’t wait to get a Heavy Duty Guitar Pedal. What does it do. It replicates ALL the sounds. Yeah but how can I monetize it. …It makes music better! Yeah but what’s the scam. …I like songs! You don’t ask the painter MONET how he’s gonna Monetize things. He just did it NATURALLY through the way wordswork!
Awesome. I guess. Got my School O’ Frock show coming a week from this Saturday. Guess what it’s gonna Go Good Enough! I’ve seen the future and Nothing Horrible Happens! More or less. Anyway what else is September known for. Month I lost my virginity. 18 years ago! If I impregnated that girl that time the result would be 17 years old now. Unless they had a very unusual pregnancy time period! The point is to always use protection. You know like Star Wars. The missile defense program! Why should I use protection. Why shouldn’t I have a kid when I’m 19 at the lady’s expense. What’s YOUR problem with ME living MY life? Anyway. Turns out I really like the t-shirt I got from the Guitar Repair Shop. I dunno what it LOOKS like exactly but it FEELS right when I wear it. I miss my old high school/college t-shirts. I feel like the band shirts I wore informed my musical style more than what I actually listened to. Obviously there’s a lot of overlap! But the 3-6 music shirts I had is a more accurate predictor/explainer of the kind of music I would make than anything else. Naturally as human beings we want to fulfill the promise of the clothes we wear. Anyway. I never really fully understood the main character, Lindsay, in Freaks * Geeks. WHY is she hanging out with The Freaks instead of The Geeks. They’re more Interesting People. Yea but ARE THEY? They listen to more Interesting Music. Yea but SO? It was 46 years ago you had to be there.
Great. I looked up recently if anything interesting happened when I was born. Expanded it to the entire month of my birth. Only thing that happened was some sort of AVALANCHE or something. Or FLOOD. Might have been a Plane Crash. Anyway basically the only ting that happened besides me being born that month was Some Sort Of Mid-level Disaster. Does that make me some sort of Minor-Level-Stakes Omen Type Character. Well it’s not impossible at least. Anyway I saw American Psycho for possibly the first time recently. That takes place around that time. It’s more of a comedy than I thought. I thought it was a Horror with Comedic Undertones. Turns out, this time around at least, it was a Comedy with Horror themes! Maybe I was just watching it bad! I like the Horror-Comedy genre in general. That’s LIFE. That’s meeting us where WE are. Huh. Anyway I’M MORE AMERICAN than this guy. Anyway I’M MORE OF A PYSCHO THAN THIS GUY. That was my main impression watching this movie. Christian Bale plays Bateman in this movie and later on his life he will play Batman. One letter off! Interesting, very interesting. PLUS AND his REAL last name shares some of those letters. To start off those syllables. Bale. The first two letters check out at least is all I’m saying!
Wow. Patrick Bateman is a big music fan so overall pretty relatable character. Also spends a lot of time downtown. I’ve been there! Anyway after 9/11 did The World Trade Center for some other place? At least until they built a new one? DARK HUMOR. To unlock that sentence making sense consider, “trade,” as a verb. Oh I see. I used to like making trades in sports video games. It’s one of the best parts of the game! I can see why you capitalist pigs love it so much! The best is when the computer is very simple and you can trade Three Worthless Players for One Star Player. So you just keep doing that until you have a line-up of All Stars! But Michael isn’t it better when the Game Is Smart and you have a formidable opponent to compete against. I dunno! Sometimes I kinda just like roster building! I wanna make the best team I can, who cares if it’s halfway cheating because I’m exploiting a flaw in the program! Anyway. I like baseball games where in the game, when you’re hitting, you can usually aim varying degrees of up, midway, or down. HOW OFTEN IN BASEBALL DO YOU AIM TO HIT THE BALL DOWNWARD. When you’re at bat. “Now the strategy calls for me to hit the ball on the ground in the infield.” I don’t know if it ever happens! Maybe sometimes to move the runners over on the basepaths! I’M NOT SURE. Anyway that’s all for today! See ya later.
-6:41 P.M.
SEPTEMBER 8 2026
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