Great. How’s everyone doing. I’m thinking about seeing the Lonely Tunes movie this weekend if I have time. Is it Tunes or Toons. Tunes looks right. But MEANS WRONG. “Tunes,” are audio concoctions. “Toons,” are a shortened version of the word cartoon. I HOPE SOMEONE GOT FIRED OVER THAT ONE. I remember being actively bored by Loney Tunes as a kid. These cartoons were like 30 or 40 years old! I couldn’t relate to that! Now I re-watch The Simpsons over and over. That’s 30 years old. YEAH we’re supposed to grow when we become adults so what. I liked Space Jam! That was a pretty good movie. Michael B Jordan. I don’t think that’s right. Either way. I liked the parts where he was bad at baseball in the movie. I enjoyed watching him suffer! Huh. Well not REALLY. I just liked that they show nobody is perfect at everything. Take me for example. There’s probably some sports I’d fail at too if I tried them! Is there a sport I was ever good at. What like a PHYSICAL sport? Hmm. I could consult a list. A list of sports. TO jog my memory. Oh right jogging. The point is to be on the attack. The best offense is a good defense in Track & Field. KNOCK OVER THE GUYS RUNNING NEXT TO YOU. Couldn’t HURT your chances!
Alright. I always liked dodgeball and thought I should be good at this how hard can it be and always wished we would play it but we never played it very often and when we did you know what I don’t think I was very good at it! OH WELL. When I was in high school I DID BECOME relatively good at sports. About the middle of the pack. Because I was in a school for nerds. So I was relatively good at sports during Gym Class. I think that’s what the Theory Of Relativity Is About. Proximity To Geeks Relates To Relative Success In Sports. I dunno I was too busy playing kickball than to take Philosophy Science. Anyway. There were times I caught a football! We used to play touch football sometimes for fun. I’ve received a football successfully SEVERAL times! Are footballs designed to be EASY to catch or HARD to catch. On the one hand it’s fun to watch people make complete passes and then run to the endzone. So you’d think you want to encourage that behavior. On the other hand don’t wanna make things too easy on these guys. Let’s throw ‘em a curve ball and design a ball that’s tricky to grasp. I DUNNO. Probably the first thing would be my first guess. Easy to catch AND THROW. Anyway. If I were to interview the football designer he very well might say, “I was just going for it man I dunno!”
Wonderful. Bill Murray was in a movie about Basketball (Space Jam), Bowling (Kingpin), golf (Caddyshack)… let’s see, what else… WELL that might be it. Three different sports movies isn’t That Much in a long illustrated career. WELL SORRY. I couldn’t have known that UNTIL I started listing them. I guess I had to go that that place to get to this one! I wanna go to dinner with F. Murray Abraham and when they ask how will I be paying I will say Bill Murray. That’ll be good fun. I’ve been wanting to re-watch Amadeus for a while. But it hasn’t been there for me! Just some reboot or something I’m not currently interested in! Anyway Mozart has got probably my favorite Classical piece of music. I forget what it’s called. But I remember it was MozartMade. Might be a portion of a Sonata or FUGUE or something. Piano possible. Either way I’ll figure it out one day. MostArt. Mozart. What The Fuck. Anyway. The, “F.” stands for FUCK. FUCK Murray Abraham. Abraham is a good band name. It’d really resonate with Jews! Also it’s half Abra half Ham what more do you want. Hmm. Jewish people can’t eat Ham. But they can appreciate Abraham. He’s the first Jew or something. The ultimate! Something like that.
Okay. His name is almost A-Broham. Where have I heard that before. Hey Bro-ham. I feel like Bro’s said that in the 2000’s or something. What does it mean and where does it come from? Broham. Anyway sure the Jewish Founding Fathers are my Bros. HE-BROS MAYBE. Kidna poor founding fathers. They mostly just do whatever God tells them. There’s Abraham and his son and then his son and then his son and they’re the most important people in the Bible but they basically just are conduits who are like YES GOD or OF COURSE GOD or RIGHT AWAY GOD. C’mon guys grow a pair and Do Your Own Thing! I dunno they’re all sinners. I remember picking that up somewhere. They all fuck up sooner or later. We’re only human! Anyway. What’s the word for someone who’s always committing acts of virtue. Let’s look at each other Half Glass Full! Anyway looks like Tim Curry died. “Looks like,” is doing some work in that sentence. He died! Pretty confident about it! Anyway I’ll personally probably associate him most with IT but my favorite anything was his episode of Tales From The Crypt. He plays not One not Two but THREE people in it. To the EXTREME. Good episode! Knocks it out of park. You’d like it! If you’re the type who likes things. That’s a Pay-It-Forward thing. Watch, “Death Of Some Salesman,” episode of Tales From The Crypt featuring Tim Curry.
Also starring Ed Begley JR! It’s weird when a JR becomes old man. Hmm. Can a SR ever be a child. I don’t think so. You need a child yourself to be a SR. Gotta at least be old enough to have a child to be a SR. Whatever. I dunno. If Michael Jordan or Michael B Jordan show up as a cameo in this new Looney Tunes movie I’m gonna go fuckin crazy. It’s funny I didn’t like Basketball OR Looney Tunes in 1996 so on paper I shuoldn’t have liked Space Jam. But I liked Wayne Knight and that’s 33% of the equation so there ya go. Oh Okay Good. Also I WANT what Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny had. With someone else ideally! That’s how I feel now looking back on the movie in retrospect. Also maybe I want what the MONSTARS had in terms of magic potions where they became big and talented. A lot in this movie to aspire to. Hmm. Anyway. I would not eat Space Jamb. That sounds like asking for trouble. Gotta be infested with some crazy space microbes. NO thanks. I don’t even like Earthly jambs or jellies! Not for me! Then again if I’m THE FIRST to eat this Space Jamb maybe I would. I WANT TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO DIE FROM OUTER SPACE. At least I’m the first something! Outer Space has killed plenty of us. Dinosaurs. Space killed like 99.9% of life that single one time! Anyway. That’s all for now. I’ll see ya later.
-10:10 P.M.
AUGUST 27 2026
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