Huh. How is everyone! I’m doing about A Thursday. On a scale from Monday to Sunday I’m doing Thursday. I’ll probably always (positively?) associate Thursdays with NBC’s Can’t Miss Thursdays line-up with The Office and 30 Rock and I GUESS Community oh and Parks and Recreation and some more. Until the day I die! Unless I die on a Thursday. Then I’ll associate Thursdays with Dying. HEY DIDN’T I DIE ON THIS DAY? Die another day. That was a movie once. Well even if you don’t die Today, James Bond, still a 1/7 chance you’ll die WHATEVER Day Of The Week This Is. Still might die on A Saturday even if today is Saturday and you don’t die THIS SATURDAY. And that’s OKAY. I never liked James Bond or James Bond movies. Just that one James Bond video game, Godeneye. For Nintendo 64. The movies I could take or leave. And I don’t wanna take em at all! JUST LEAVE. Lots of caps so far this entry. Too much Capslock, too much italics, too much rhetorical questions… something’s off! Trying to pinpoint what causes my aversion to the James Bond franchise. Maybe it’s just that They Suck and I’m Right. I dunno! OR maybe it’s cause there was one kid in my class K-8 who had it as part of his personality that he really liked James Bond and I didn’t really like that kid. So that made me dislike James Bond? Maybe! I could be that poor at media-appreciation skills! Nothing’s out of the question!
Perhaps I see myself much as a James Bond figure and thus it’s redundant to see it up upon the big screen. I don’t do the things he does, at least not in High Stakes situation. But I kinda got the same personality! I’m a hero is the point. Seems weird that we spend 30 movies rooting for a guy who’s only 007. Seems like 000-006 would be more interesting. OR, if the numbers are in ascending order, 008+! Anyway. 007 My DICK. Yeah. What’s funny about this entry so far. Maybe it’s a satire. Ever think about that! No but I am now. Okay good. I saw Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die! That was a good film. Funny and good. Nice and plump. Into And Out Of. What was wrong with the kid who liked James Bond. He also really liked Star Trek! That was the other part of his personality! So what. I dunno. Something was off in his presentation. His fault for being unlikable, not my fault for not liking him! Feels like he had a third and/or fourth thing that He Really Liked As Part Of His Personality. Bowling maybe. I get shivers just thinking about it. Who is this person. Lots of people like bowling. BUT IT WAS JUST THE WAY HE MADE IT HIS OWN. Anyway. In an era where people make their personalities all about Things They Hate, it’s nice to think of people who define themselves based on things they like! Right? Seems like a nice warm hearted conclusion to come to. YEAH. Conclude That Shit Up!
I hate it when your phone says you have a text message or email or phone call that’s left to check or acknowledge BUT THERE IS NONE THERE. Hey there’s a red number 1 on your text messaging alert. BETTER CHECK IT OUT. Wrong! There’s nothing there! Everything there has been checked! What Am To Do About It! I’m constantly on edge every time I look at my phone. False Alert each time I see it! That’s not funny. Yeah but it’s Real Deal Relatable. I dunno. I think most people aren’t so careful about being 100% up-to-date about getting Down To Zero with their notifications. Probably most people are comfortable with having some Notifications Left on their phone calls or texts or emails. Things left to read or hear. Huh. I dunno. Got a nice weekend coming up. No things planned! Just three days of HMM I DUNNO WE’LL SEE WHAT I GET TO. Could be practically anything. I have a Philly cheese steak planned. Got it in advance when I ordered a rare Diner Delivery. So that’s one thing I guess. That’s a positive small piece of structure I think! Friday Night Cheese Stakes! I hated that story. It reminded me of all that is ever wrong with my blog over the years. Telling people what I eat. It’s the absolute worst of me. Yeah. YEAH.
In a way isn’t the blog always just telling people what I’m eating Metaphorically or Philosophically or Physically. NO I WOULDN’T SAY SO UNLESS I WAS FORCED TO I DON’T THINK. Is Prince Andrew going to be kept in The Tower Of London. I don’t know what The Tower Of London is. Barely know who Prince Andrew is! I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON. What exactly did Prince Andrew do. I know he was in the Epstein files but I don’t know the specifics. I’m going to ask my blog which is basically a one way conversation between me and a word processor! Anyway. Does being ultra-rich and powerful turn a person more pedophiliac? Or does being a pedophile make you more likely to be rich and powerful? Because there seems to be some sort of correlation between the super-rich and powerful and people who are interested in preying on young girls! I don’t know the exact numbers but it seems that way! Maybe for some it’s a power thing and not entirely a sex thing. People who in their life amass a huge amount of power are statistically significantly more likely to also want to have and use power to sexually hurt and dominate underage people.Oh okay good. Anyway WHAT CAN YA DO. WHAT WOULD JAMES BOND DO. That’s not really a James Bond thing. I DUNNO I can imagine James Bond in a room somewhere using a black magic marker highlighting perpetrators names in Epstein E-mails. And he has a thought cloud over him and in it saysI HATE MONDAYS.
Okay. Looks like England is doing the right thing, though! Based on this Prince Andrew Situation at least. Who knows. England is the land of English people. Greenland is the land of Greenish people. What else is up. Poland. PO’ PEOPLE. I can’t get enough of this riff! Well I’m pretty tired of it now. Anyway. Is it just me or are Remote Mines the funnest in Goldeneye for Nintendo 64. That’s one of the weapons you can use. Drop a remote mine somewhere, anywhere on the map. Then you can press your watch whenever you want and then it’ll explode damaging or killing anyone nearby. Mainly to use in multiplayer. HARD TO PULL OFF because your opponent can just keep track of what you’re doing by looking at your side of the screen! They can check out where you’re dropping mines! So then know where to avoid them! But IN PREMISE Remote Mines are fun and whatknot. Also presumably you’re looking at their side of the screen so you know when to press the EXPLODE button when they get near the mine. So you’re cheating a bit too. I never thought of it that way. When I’M DOING IT it’s not cheating. It’s just the way the game works! When THEY DO IT it’s bending the rules. Huh. Maybe I’m just thinking of Proximity Mines. Which blow themselves up whenever anyone gets near. That way I don’t have to look at anyone else’s screen. I LIKE THAT. Let’s play by the book! Ugh. See ya later.
-3:34 P.M.
FEB 19 2026
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