Cool.  How’s everyone doing.  Time to write an entry!  Feels like I should be doing something else.  Like clipping my toe nails.  It’s TIME to write an entry but my MIND is elsewhere.  Anyway my School Offer Ock show is this Saturday.  Only thing I really need to practice is Enter Sandman.  I’ve been playing that song poorly.  And trying to play the guitar volume down where no one will notice it.  Let the singing and drums take center stage.  I dunno though!  When ya listen to Metallica live people are gonna wanna groove to the guitar!  I better practice this song and then crank up the volume when the show comes!  What if I just clip my nails to the music for that one song instead of playing an instrument and call it punk.  I don’t think anyone can reallyargue with me there.  I know you had your heart set on a sick guitar solo but what if you watched me groom myself instead.  Anyway.  Doc Ock.  How come every other Super Hero Villain is super intelligent and often starts off as benevolent.  Is it because of right wing populist theory that Smart People Who Only Want To Help Society are actually evil?  DON’T LIKE IT.  Doc Ock would play some sick guitar.  He has like ten hands.  Those ock limbs can’t play guitar stings at all.  Well he’d have to adjust them sure.  But it can be done if he works on it!
    There now, isn’t that a lot better than killing people.  Playing instruments.  I guess.  Some guitars kill fascists.  Not Ed Heeran’s.  HOW DARE YOU suggest he stand for something he’s just a lowly musician.  He has no agency or anything!  How does a guitar kill fascists.  Well I guess you hit an SS Officer over the head like it was a WWE prop or something.  But you’d have to hit em really hard.  Anyway.  I haven’t watched WWE since before it even changed its letters to WWE.  Now I watch WEE.  Weezer Entertainment… Entertainment.  Anyway.  FINALLY an excuse to shit on Ed Sheeran.  I’ve been waiting for this forever!  If my name was Ed and I had to write a sitcom loosely based on my life SURE I’d go with calling it Special Ed.  That’s kind of a non-sequitur I guess.  Anyway here’s a line for either Ed Sheeran or Macklemore for a future song: …something something Palestine/something something Someone who I thought was a pal o’ mine.  Well anyway.  I’m sure Ed Sheeran is a competent musician.  I dunno if I’m sure.  Anyway.  My life is only getting better.  I got plans!  Gonna start using Exercise Equipment.  That’ll force me to get up early.  Wake up early Just To Use Treadmill for an hour each morning.  I figure that’s a double negative that WON’T cancel each other out.  IT DIDN’T WORK TODAY, as I still overslept, but we’ll see about tomorrow.
     Alright.  That’s It!  I’m never gonna listen to another Ed Sheeran song again!  Wow this is working out in my favor already.  Anyway he’s my cousin in the record store aisles.  Sheet is right next to Sheeran!  That may or may not be how names work.  That implies Sheet is the last name in, “Crazy Sheet.”  SURE I GUESS SOMEWHAT. Also implies this is a music project.  WELL THAT’S WRONG.  I don’t even like them being two separate words.  Crazysheet is more accurate.  Them being two different words is implied!  Imp Lied.  That’ll happen.  Imps are tricky little figures!  Well anyway.  Maybe I should host Macklemore on this website.  That’d be the right thing to do.  I dunno what to say about Palestine exactly to get the job done so I’m assuming he does.  Anyway Ed Sheerin heard the, “PALE,” in Palestine and thought Macklemore was talking about him.  Great.  I gotta remember to shave before my big show on Saturday.  I have either Friday or Saturday to choose from.  Thursday is a little too soon!  My face shall be clean!  Anyway.  Been re-watching Oz for the ~11^th time.  A lot of the time they seem to be having a ton of fun.  It’s like college campus dorms or something.  I feel like I’m missing out not being in jail.  THE FOMO IS REAL!
    Cool.  FOMO is an anagram of MOFO.  Mother Focker.  Also MOOF.  Mother I’d like to FOOF.  Well anyway.  I should also do my laundry on Thursday or something.  So I’m wearing clean clothes for my show.  Shirt It Up.  Pantswearer.  Socks Even!  I don’t know why I don’t bother to wear socks 2/3rds of my days.  It’s borne from laziness more than anything else.  I dunno putting on socks takes extremely little time and effort.  EVERYONE ELSE is doing it!  Why can’t I!  I just don’t like socks’ attitude.  Who needs ‘em.  If I were in OZ I’d need socks.  Can’t walk around Prison in barefeet.  They probably have shoes.  I dunno.  Not sure.  Gonna have to read the brochure.  Has anyone made a pun in a song where they say “Brochure,” and, “Bro, Sure,” at the same time yet?  Cause if not I’ll try to work it in somehow at some point maybe.  Probably not.  Doesn’t really fit in with my songs!  My songs are suited particularly for EVEN WORSE lyrics.  Great.  I could always try to write better lyrics.  Maybe not always.  I could Once In A While try to write better lyrics!  Even that’s pretty difficult for me.  I could try to write better lyrics FOR JUST ONCE IN MY LIFE.  Well sure in an ideal world yes.            
    Alright.  Whatta do with tonight.  Write some lyrics.  I dunno.  I don’t write lyrics as much as I Take Notes.  Sometimes they rhyme!  When I’m in lyric mode I make my notes rhyme!  Anyway enough about me.  Free Palestine.  Stop killing people.  Let everyone live!  IT’s WRONG.  Israel been BAD.  And not like Michael Jackson vernacular Bad.  Like Michael Jackson personal life Bad.  Anyway.  Is it gonna keep going on forever?  I dunno.  We need to speak now!  And if not now, later!  BUT PREFERABLY SOON.  I don’t like it.  Seems like where there’s a will there’s a way.  Hmm.  Then there’s R.L. Stine.  I never liked Goosebumps that much.  They weren’t as good as they could have been!  I COULD IMAGINE A GOOSBUMPSLIKE BOOK that’s better than this!  Thus I never got into reading Goosebumps book.  Did R. L. Stine ever write an autobiographical work called R. L. For Real because he probably could have at some point.  You know what I’d rewatch that Jack Black Goosebumps movie.  I don’t care.  Anyway.  The entry is just about over. I got 2 days until I have to write another one.  It will be filled with crap and bullshit.  You’ll like it!  That’s all.  See ya later.

-6:51 P.M.

SEPTEMBER 15 2026 

    Oh right.  How’s everyone doing.  What the Hell is going on.  I’ve been watching Camp Rocks lately.  I’m up to Camp Rock II: The Final Jam.  I like movies about music.  Now I know what a life in music is really like!  A life in music is like devoting your life to music and then having to watch CAMP ROCKS every now and then and losing a little bit of your soul!  I’m just jealous I never went to Camp Rock.  I could have been one of the 95% of them who are Background Characters.  I could use a lot more life experience being a Background Character.  Tired of this Main Character Energy.  MISPLACED and MISSPENT.  Gotta go to talent summer camp to learn how to be a background character.  I don’t like the word, “Background.”  Ground is on the floor!  Back is behind you in the third dimension!  What direction are you trying to convey with the word BackGround!  Anyway.  My parents never really grounded me.  I think they wanted to encourage me to get out there, have a social life.  If they wanted to punish me there were surely more productive ways to do it!  How DID parents punish me.  HMM.  I definitely remember doing things that warranted discipline.  And I remember my parents trying to come up with somethin’.  But I can’t remember WHAT the consequences were.
   “You can’t do this for a while.”  Stuff like that.  No video games or TV.  That stuff could work.  Jokes on them I got a Gameboy in my room.  Still felt like a punishment. I HAVE TO RESORT TO A GAMEBOY instead of Nintendo 64?  THS IS HOW THEY LIVED IN OLDEN TIMES.  Fact Or Fiction—they made Gamegirls at some point which are Gameboys that were pink.  I feel like about 2/3rds chance that’s accurate.  I just consulted A Mass Of Intelligence attached to my computer and it said NO That’s Wrong.  I started re-watching OZ again and I wondered if the actor who played the Prison Chaplain was … and then realized NO That’s Wong.  OZ is a comfort show for me.  I just GET these people in this setting.  I don’t like when it gets ridiculous sometimes but for the most part sometimes I can really relate to the characters!  ONE NOTE how come there’s no Prison Rabbi at OZ.  We want a Synagogue inside Emerald City and we’re gonna boycott until we get one.  At this point if you’re Prison Jewish you’re just gonna be allied with the Skinheads right?  IN TV and/or in real life?  Gonna have to look into that one.  Prison Religions are the most right-wing and/or conservative offshoots of the religions is my experience.  From watching TV about them.  Maybe Prison Judaism is the exception!  I HOPE IT IS.  Give me a real alternative!  Why not.
    Alright.  Who’s the main protagonist prisoner we’re supposed to identify with in Oz?  The guy who gets raped a lot who eventually discovers he’s gay?  The guy in the wheelchair?  The conniving sociopath?  Those are the three most relatable characters.  Well there’s the Muslim leader who is very moral but I can’t relate to him because I’M NOT A MUSLIM LEADER AT ALL.  Hmm.  Maybe I should think on why I didn’t feel I could relate to Good Wise Muslim Leader.  Is it cause he’s black.  NO It’s cause people don’t look up to me as their spiritual leader I DON’T TINK.  Now that I think about SURE MAYBE THEY DO.  Anyway.  There’s half a dozen other main prisoner characters out there in OZ.  I can’t list them all.  This is only one paragraph!  ALSO even if people look up to me as their Religion Top, I don’t EXERCISE that power.  This guy is always DOIN’ TINGS.  Not me!  Hmm.  Anyway Muslim is good they believe in Being Good People that’s why he’s a good guy.  If I was him though I’d pick a different religion to influence people to believe.  HMM What religion.  Oh you know.  Whatever.  It’s up to you basically.  Be a good person for sure though.  Listen to your moral compass.  You know whatever got you into prison in the first place!  Anyway sometimes the best religion is no religion at all.  Usually!  Almost always I think.  Now that I think about it YEAH THAT RINGS TRUE.
    Alright.  That’s good.  I dunno how to feel about the Jones Brothers.  On the one hand I don’t like them.  On the other hand what have they ever done to me.  It’s a real interesting debate!  On the one hand they’ve contributed a net negative to society.  On the second hand they make some people happy!  On the first hand is it their fault?  On the other hand there is no free will!  How did the Jonas Brothers come up with their band name.  Probably from that Weezer song.  “My Name is Jonas.”  Heard that track and RAN with it.  God knows I got my name from Weezer.  My name is Buddy Holly so what.  I bet if you were really fat the Jonas Bros would laugh at you and be like HEY THIS IS LIKE JONAS AND THE WHALE and then you’d cry I’d Be like SEE I TOLD YOU THE JONES BROS SOCK.  Lots of things wrong with that sentence.  I like Hanson more than Joes.  At least they SAID SOMETHING with their music. MMM-Bop.  It’s SOMETHING.  They’re GOING for it.  Anyway.  It’s a BOP.  I only have one brother so I couldn’t really have a Brother Band.  I have two older cousins who play music.  But they’re like FIFTY.  Not very cute anymore.  We can all be an Elderly Brother Band.  That sounds familiar.  Oh I’m thinking of the Everly Brothers Band.  It must be weird to be fifty.  That’s practically DEATH Age now that I think about it.  Only 4-8 units of five years left before you die.  And also, now that I think about it, I’M PRACTICATLLY FIFTY.  WHAT.
    Anyway.  I’m still closer to 18 than 50 thank God.  Wait No I’m not.  Still closer to 25 than 50 thank God.  Uh No I’m not.  Still closer to 27 than 50 thank God.  YESSS.  The point is am I a like a 50 year old or a 27 year old?  MORE OR LESS I’M LIKE A 27 YEAR OLD.   Anyway I dunno.  Aging sucks.  Why did we all agree to do this.  It just gets worse at worse!  At no point does it start to get better.  Just a constant decline!  I dunno at first Aging is Fun.  First 18-21~ years of your life Aging is A JOY.  I remember looking forward to getting older when I was still a child!  After becoming an adult though it’s a consistent slog.  Anyway.  Movies tell me some people look forward to being Even Older.  13 Going On 30.  That girl wanted to be THIRTY.  What’s so great about that?  I dunno!  I FORGET.  I guess you wanna be advanced in your career and you can’t be that far along when you’re 21.  That’s not really AGE related.  I’m really thinking about physiologicalwise.  That’s more Experiencerelated.  What Else Is Going On.  Not a lot.  Gonna write a movie 37 going on 90.  And in it I wake up Very Old tomorrow!  IT’S A ROMANTIC COMEDY.  Wow I can’t wait to be immersed in Romance and Comedy.  I wonder how they will overlap and interact!  WELL that’s it.  I’ll see ya later.

-3:50 P.M.

SEPTEMBER 10 2026

    Great.  How’s everyone doing?  9/11 is coming up.  Or if we average them together Ten.  That’s a movie.  That’s an album.  That’s a number.  It’s lots of things.  I dunno two out of three averages AIN’T ten.  Median is a tie between 9 and 11.  MODE is a tie between 9 and 11.  Only Mean is ten!  Anyway I was in New York on 9/11 where’s my parade.  I was told there would be parades.  Instead THEY SPAT ON ME.  Can you bet on Terrorisms on Prediction Markets.  My guess is Oh No I Hope Not.  Also the accurate response is Maybe Not Literally But In The Abstract YES.  For what is terrorism but Lots Of Things People Do That Suck.  LOOSE definition of Terrorism?  Yeah you can bet on things like that on Prediction Market.  Anyway.  Is that a career.  Just figuring out things you can do that you can predict on prediction markets?  Figuring it out isn’t enough.  Then you gotta do them.  I guess that’s a good worthwhile career.  Playing the P.M.’s.  Bonus points probably if what you’re doing is a net negative for society!  Anyway.  I predict I’ll finish re-watching Freaks x Geeks tonight or tomorrow.  I’d bet the farm on it.  Farm is an anagram of Marf.  I didn’t see that observation coming.  Did YOU?
    I dunno about Right Now.  I knew what I was doing a few months ago.  I kinda had it figured out last year.  I got plans for the future.  RIGHT NOW eludes me, though!  Anyway.  I wish I had a farm.  I’d sell it instantly!  Then live off the money as much as I can!  That’s MY plan.  On the other hand maybe I should learn how to run a farm.  How hard can it be.  OLD McDonald had a farm and I’m still a young man.  Dude needed a nursey rhyme just to remember all the animals’ names though.  Also why did he give names to all the animals.  HE WAS SENILE that’s why.  Too See The Nile isn’t just a vacation plan while in Egypt.  Ronald MacDonald is dumb name.  What if he was just some guy and not in clown get-up.  What’s your name.  RONALD.  Ronald what.  MAC-DONALD.  See?  Terrible!  Anyway my borthday is in three months.  As long as we’re talking about things that are coming in Times of Three Units.  Can’t wait to get a Heavy Duty Guitar Pedal.  What does it do.  It replicates ALL the sounds.  Yeah but how can I monetize it.  …It makes music better!  Yeah but what’s the scam.  …I like songs!  You don’t ask the painter MONET how he’s gonna Monetize things.  He just did it NATURALLY through the way wordswork!  
   Awesome.  I guess.  Got my School O’ Frock show coming a week from this Saturday.  Guess what it’s gonna Go Good Enough!  I’ve seen the future and Nothing Horrible Happens!  More or less.  Anyway what else is September known for.  Month I lost my virginity.  18 years ago!  If I impregnated that girl that time the result would be 17 years old now.  Unless they had a very unusual pregnancy time period!  The point is to always use protection.  You know like Star Wars.  The missile defense program!  Why should I use protection.  Why shouldn’t I have a kid when I’m 19 at the lady’s expense.  What’s YOUR problem with ME living MY life?  Anyway.  Turns out I really like the t-shirt I got from the Guitar Repair Shop.  I dunno what it LOOKS like exactly but it FEELS right when I wear it.  I miss my old high school/college t-shirts.  I feel like the band shirts I wore informed my musical style more than what I actually listened to.  Obviously there’s a lot of overlap!  But the 3-6 music shirts I had is a more accurate predictor/explainer of the kind of music I would make than anything else.  Naturally as human beings we want to fulfill the promise of the clothes we wear.  Anyway.  I never really fully understood the main character, Lindsay, in Freaks * Geeks.  WHY is she hanging out with The Freaks instead of The Geeks.  They’re more Interesting People.  Yea but ARE THEY?  They listen to more Interesting Music.  Yea but SO?  It was 46 years ago you had to be there.
    Great.  I looked up recently if anything interesting happened when I was born.  Expanded it to the entire month of my birth.  Only thing that happened was some sort of AVALANCHE or something.  Or FLOOD.  Might have been a Plane Crash.  Anyway basically the only ting that happened besides me being born that month was Some Sort Of Mid-level Disaster.  Does that make me some sort of Minor-Level-Stakes Omen Type Character.  Well it’s not impossible at least.  Anyway I saw American Psycho for possibly the first time recently.  That takes place around that time.  It’s more of a comedy than I thought.  I thought it was a Horror with Comedic Undertones.  Turns out, this time around at least, it was a Comedy with Horror themes!  Maybe I was just watching it bad!  I like the Horror-Comedy genre in general.  That’s LIFE.  That’s meeting us where WE are.  Huh.  Anyway I’M MORE AMERICAN than this guy.  Anyway I’M MORE OF A PYSCHO THAN THIS GUY.  That was my main impression watching this movie.  Christian Bale plays Bateman in this movie and later on his life he will play Batman.  One letter off!  Interesting, very interesting.  PLUS AND his REAL last name shares some of those letters.  To start off those syllables.  Bale.  The first two letters check out at least is all I’m saying!
    Wow.   Patrick Bateman is a big music fan so overall pretty relatable character.  Also spends a lot of time downtown.  I’ve been there!  Anyway after 9/11 did The World Trade Center for some other place?  At least until they built a new one?  DARK HUMOR.  To unlock that sentence making sense consider, “trade,” as a verb.  Oh I see.  I used to like making trades in sports video games.  It’s one of the best parts of the game!  I can see why you capitalist pigs love it so much!  The best is when the computer is very simple and you can trade Three Worthless Players for One Star Player.  So you just keep doing that until you have a line-up of All Stars!  But Michael isn’t it better when the Game Is Smart and you have a formidable opponent to compete against.  I dunno!  Sometimes I kinda just like roster building!  I wanna make the best team I can, who cares if it’s halfway cheating because I’m exploiting a flaw in the program!  Anyway.  I like baseball games where in the game, when you’re hitting, you can usually aim varying degrees of up, midway, or down.  HOW OFTEN IN BASEBALL DO YOU AIM TO HIT THE BALL DOWNWARD.  When you’re at bat.  “Now the strategy calls for me to hit the ball on the ground in the infield.”  I don’t know if it ever happens!  Maybe sometimes to move the runners over on the basepaths!  I’M NOT SURE.  Anyway that’s all for today!  See ya later.

-6:41 P.M.

SEPTEMBER 8 2026           

    Okay.  Hey!  Woke up late today.  Latest I’ve woken up in months.  PAST 1:30!  Well which is it, In The Past or 1:30.  Uhh well both I guess!  Started re-watching Freaks & Geeks last night.  When I was a kid we didn’t have Freaks OR Geeks.  I don’t remember there being Nerds or Jocks either.  Maybe it was just me but we boiled down people Into Complete Sentences rather than single words!  We probably did single words.  Hmm.  Weird was one negative word that could be applied to a person.  Stupid or something maybe.  Anyway.  I’m not sure what a positive word for a person would be.  IF WE’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU there must be something wrong with you!  Anyway I think the universe over-corrected by giving too many projects to Freak & Geekfolk eventually later on after the show was cancelled after only one season.  Sure I like SOME projects from all these people but did we need them to become THE Main Stream Culture for a decade or so there?  Apparently yes because that’s what happened.  What Happens Is What Needs To Happens.  WRONG.  Well what show would you like all movies to be from.  Who says it has to be a show!  Maybe an internet blog!  HMM.  If I was born 25 years earlier I’d have written a fanzine and it’d have been 2000% cooler.  OH WELL such is life.  I have some experience with copiers and fax machines in my life so I figure that’s halfway there.  I could make a fanzine if I wanted.  Notafanzine.  Tryptofanzine.  Datphanzine.
   Well anyway.  I got my guitar fixed and I got a t-shirt.  I was gonna play some guitar today but I woke up too late!  I was gonna wear a t-shirt today and even though I woke up late I STILL AM.  Nothing can stop me!  This shirt sleeves are white but the body is black.  Sleeves are halfway long which is my least favorite sleeves.  I like short sleeve shirts!  I don’t like halfway sleeves or long sleeves.  What do I need sleeves for.  And what do I REALLY NEED halfway sleeves for.  Anyway.  One of the t-shirt designs had a Marlon Brando Godfather profile on the back along with what must have had some guitar pun but I opted against that one because I don’t want to promote bad values.  I got into music to get away from that life not to advocate for it!  Hmm. I don’t know if I have a Godfather or Godmother.  I’m gonna have to ask my parents about that!  If I do I’d say 50% odds are my Godfather is my uncle.  Because my parents have no friends.  Seems redundant but what are ya gonna do.  Anyway the mafia can’t be so bad based on the first scene of The Godfather.  WHY this guy is doing favors FOR EVERYBODY.  You gotta check this guy out!  Anyway.  Godfather puts on a show for some kid with an orange in his mouth.  Not sure what character he’s playing.  Guy with Orange Rinds in his teeth.  Either way what a pleasure to be around.
    Okay.  Let’s see.  Rosh Hashunah gotta be coming up.  Let’s see.  It’s before sundown on September 11^th.  What does that mean.  You mean like September 11^th?  In the morning.  Stroke Of Midnight?  That’s Before Sundown!  Or do you mean like as it Just As It STARTS becoming Sundowny on 9/11?  It’s confusing phrasing that doesn’t stand up to the Me Comprehending It Test.  Anyway.  Before 9/11 happened we didn’t get upset so much about individual days.  There was no single day of the year where we were like Well THAT DAY Sucks.  They picked a pretty successful day aesthetically that we’d remember.  Oh No these comments on 9/11 might come back to haunt me later on during my career.  I PRAISED 9/11 FOR PICKING A GOOD DAY on the internet.  Well I guess.  Still AGAINST THEM having done it.  By a LONG shot!  Not even close!  America lost its innocence that day.  Also on Day One.  And Day Two Through 9/10/01.  And the rest of days after.  Probably even the days LEADING UP to America!  I mean leading up to 1492.  I think they may have had plans all along Once We Get There We’re Gonna Fuck Shit Up.  I don’t like it.  What about all the good things America has done.  Like the time Tom Hanks and Robert Loggia played the lifesize piano in Big.  I just saw Big: The Movie for the first time.  That was a good thing America did!
   Whatever.  What else is going on.  September is when school starts up again.  Why did they pick Summer to take school off.  Kids need to help parents with the harvest in the summer months.  Oh that’s probably it.  Modern era though WHY.  Kids like to fuck around in the summer.  It’s a fun season!  It’s too hot for our own good!  Let’s take a break about it!  Anyway when would my birthday be if we were following The Jewish Calendar.  Huh.  Probably still would be born During The Same Time And Moment In The Earth’s Revolution.  I dunno.  Maybe.  Does anyone make the habit of playing The Beatles’ Revolution as New Years Eves turns into… New Years… Morn?  You know cause a year is a revolution around the sun.  That thing.  I don’t like that there’s a song by the Beatles about Revolution in general but for the most part the lyrics seem to be ANTI-Revolution.  The music is upbeat and rockin’ which makes it seem pro-revolution but if you listen John Lennon keeps going Nah I don’t wanna do that.  No I’m not on board with that either.  Nope leave me out of that too.  Anyway.  When I was younger I just thought it was universally agreed that the order of Importance of Beatles was Ringo < Harrison < McCartney < Lennon.  Now I see things aren’t so clearcut.  It turns out they’re unique individual people and you can’t judge or quantify humans like they’re commodities!  Still seems pretty accurate though. 
   Anyway.  Did they ever make an attempt to convince the audience that they were all brothers whose last name was Beatle.  My guess is if they did they didn’t try very hard and mostly left it up to people’s imagination!  Anyway.  My Dad wrote a sci-fi story when he was 10-14 or so which was called Rick Starr and The Plutonians.  About aliens from other planets and a guy named Rick Starr and whatknot.  And I DOUBT The Beatles and Ringo Starr (A.K.A. RICK Starkey) were known yet at the time.  So basically my Dad is a genius clairvoyant of sorts and his Hero In Time is Ringo Starr?  My Dad’s not a huge fan of music in general but He Likes The Name across astral planes!  Makes sense.  Great.  Then again Johnny Depp played a lizard named Ringo in a movie and I’m not sure why that happened.  Presumably Ringo was a character of sorts and the movie had some plot that was interesting to some degree.  What the Hell.  Ringo (2011) got GREAT reviews. It looked like some dumb throwaway movie to me!  Guess I’ll have to check this one out from the library when I get a chance!  Then there’s also the original Japanese movie Ringu that inspired The Ring.  I’ve seen that, too.  I don’t understand their language and was forced to read subtitles!  Anyway That’s It!  See ya later!

-4:20 P.M.

SEPTEMBER 3 2026

    Great.  How’s everyone doing!  It’s September.  Septum-ber is the most Nasal themed month out there.  Wait.  Am I sure?  I didn’t really think about each month carefully to see if they could be a Nose Pun. JANUARY.  Nope.  I don’t think so.  JAN…. Nope.  FEBUARY.  Nope.  Nothing there.  MARCH.  Nothing about the nose there.  APRIL.  Smells like it’s just September month that should be treated at the Ear Nose And Throat Doctor.  My dumb guitar broke when I was doing an extracurricular practice with School Of Rock Folk.  It was working then it stopped!  All that happened was it fell suddenly!  One minute NO PROBLEM then just because it fell to the ground snapping an internal wire NOW IT’S NOT WORKING.  Got it in the repair shop.  Think I’ll buy a t-shirt from them when I pick it up.  They’re only 25 dollars.  It says Mobile Guitars.  Wearing a t-shirt from your music repair shop seems like it would earn you a lot of street cred.  Which I need.  Life is like GTAVI where Points Dictate All and wearing that t-shirt will advance me on my musical career!  Anyway.  I’m gonna start a band called MONTH and each of us adopts the persona of a month.  I GET TO BE WHICHEVER ONE I WANT.  It’s my band.  Uh-oh it’s impossible to choose.  So many good options! 
   I like 2001: A Space Odyssey.  You can’t spell, “Monolith,” without, “Month.”  Anyway what is the original Odyssey a TIME Odyssey or something?  What Distinction Are You Trying To Make?!  Anyway I don’t know 2001 that well, I may have watched it head to toe ONCE all the way through.  I think it’s as much a TIME Odyssey as it is space!  Keep in mind I hardly know what happens in the movie. TIME is a magazine for Time Aficionados.  All about the latest watches and whatknot.  I like getting guitars fixed because they always restring your guitar.  And I’m always like You Fuckin’ Guitar, I woulda played you with old fucked up strings.  Now I’m getting fresh crisp cleans for nothin’.  I LOVE IT.  I do have to pay for it.  But I don’t have to work for it.  Anyway.  I played acoustic guitar during School Of Rock practice last night.  They tried micing it but you still couldn’t really hear it.  Was still a positive experience, though!  I’d recommend playing not-easy-to-hear acoustic guitar to anybody.  I used to play acoustic a lot more when I was younger.  Anyway I think when I first started playing guitar and writing songs I incorrectly thought oh well everyone writes A FEW songs.  Pretty much universal experience that we’re all mostly writing SOME songs so these are nothing special.  In retrospect I WAS ONCE SPECIAL. 
   Anyway.  Labor Day is coming up.  We celebrate Laborers, not Labor!  Arbor Day is coming up.  Not sure what we’re doing there.  Hmm.  Pearl ‘Arbor Day maybe.  There is no officially recognized Arbor Day apparently!  How would that come to pass.  Hey you know those trees.  Let’s appreciate them.  No not just now.  For an entire day.  We’ll schedule it for later on.  I need time to prepare.  I think you’re supposed to plant trees on Arbor Day.  I don’t know if I like the sound of that.  That sounds like TOO much trees.  Maybe if it was once a century we can plant trees on Arbor Day.  Planting trees once a year?  The Trees Win in that scenario!  I’m not comfortable with that many trees!  I’m surprised they didn’t make Trees Evil in our culture so as to justify burning down the rain forests and stuff.  What about in Evil Dead when the tree rapes the woman.  That’s the exception that proves the rule!  Whatever.  Trees give us oxygen.  They’re the best.  They’re on my Top Ten List for sure.  I started watching the Amadeus mini-series.  How the hell am I supposed to commit to one of these people to identify with.  I can’t totally see myself in Mozart obviously.  He’s a once in a century genius.  And I can’t see myself completely with Salieri.  Cause he’s a JOKE.  So I’m stuck in nomansland.  Like presumably Everyone Else watching this movie!  Maybe I’m like the King of Holy Roman Empire.  Oh ok that’s good.
    Anyway.  It’s weird listening to all these songs, Mozart OR Salieri or Really Anything Else they play, and be like HEY THAT’s A NICE TUNE.  Why don’t MY SONGS have nice tunes.  I’m not sure my songs have tunes AT ALL upon further introspection!  That’s my takeaway from watching Amadeus.  Oh well I’m trying something new.  It’s called BAD Music.  Anyway.  I watched MICHAEL a few weeks ago.  The movie about Michael Jackson.  Just this second I realized Michael Jackson’s chimpanzee and the houseless man from The Wire shared a name.  I KNEW both their names were Bubbles his entire time, I’m not an IDIOT.  But I just made the connection.  There’s a Chim-pan-zee Bridge in New York.  Gonna have to double check some of that.  Oh well.  I like that saying about people being so dumb they bought the Brooklyn Bridge from someone unauthorized to sell it for really low price.  Cause really What Are They Gonna Do With A Bridge Anyway.  FOOLISH Purchase to begin with!  No wonder millennials can’t afford houses these-a-days.  BUYING BRIDGES THEY DON’T NEED.  Just pay the toll each time you use it AT MOST.  That’s the highest amount you should ever really need to spend On Bridge!  Anyway.  Dr. Evil joke about Billenials.  Is that a thing.  I dunno.  I guess eventually there will be a generation of Billenials.  In the future.  Most likely they won’t speak English though!
   Okay good.  Anyway.  They won’t speak English?  The language I speak?  WHAT KIND OF DYSTOPICA IS THIS.  Are the people in Futurama Trillenials?  I know NOT REALLY but they might try the word out and see if it fits.  Might be fun!  Oh I see.  Some confusion.  Trillenial not in the sense of Trillion but in the sense of Tri-Millenial.  Turns out it’s not a very good idea I guess.  Anyway.  I’m really bad at registering the Simpsons Opening Credits.  I don’t remember any of these Chalkboard Gags.  Each time I see it feels like the first!  When I was younger I had the suspicion they mixed up the chalkboard gags between episodes and it wasn’t consistent with each one matching each episode.  NOW I’m worried they’re actually making up new ones each time I watch an episode somehow as some sort of conspiracy I don’t like!  I dunno.  The odds are probably against that!  I also see bits and jokes in the episode I don’t remember the first 4 dozen times I seen the episodes.  That’s plausible, though!  Maybe they cut them for time or content when they were originally aired!  Then they put ‘em back for streaming!  I dunno.  I’m definitely EXPERIENCING what I’m seeing, right?  When I THINK I see a joke on the TV I’m probably ACTUALLY seeing that, right?  That’s probably at least true!  RIGHT?  Hmm.  Anyway.  See ya later.

-6:45 P.M.            

SEPTEMBER 1 2026

    Great.  How’s everyone doing.  I’m thinking about seeing the Lonely Tunes movie this weekend if I have time.  Is it Tunes or Toons.  Tunes looks right.  But MEANS WRONG.  “Tunes,” are audio concoctions.  “Toons,” are a shortened version of the word cartoon.  I HOPE SOMEONE GOT FIRED OVER THAT ONE.  I remember being actively bored by Loney Tunes as a kid.  These cartoons were like 30 or 40 years old!  I couldn’t relate to that!  Now I re-watch The Simpsons over and over.  That’s 30 years old.  YEAH we’re supposed to grow when we become adults so what.  I liked Space Jam!  That was a pretty good movie.  Michael B Jordan.  I don’t think that’s right.  Either way.  I liked the parts where he was bad at baseball in the movie.  I enjoyed watching him suffer!  Huh.  Well not REALLY.  I just liked that they show nobody is perfect at everything.  Take me for example.  There’s probably some sports I’d fail at too if I tried them!  Is there a sport I was ever good at.  What like a PHYSICAL sport?  Hmm.  I could consult a list.  A list of sports.  TO jog my memory.  Oh right jogging.  The point is to be on the attack.  The best offense is a good defense in Track & Field.  KNOCK OVER THE GUYS RUNNING NEXT TO YOU.  Couldn’t HURT your chances!
    Alright.  I always liked dodgeball and thought I should be good at this how hard can it be and always wished we would play it but we never played it very often and when we did you know what I don’t think I was very good at it!  OH WELL.  When I was in high school I DID BECOME relatively good at sports.  About the middle of the pack.  Because I was in a school for nerds.  So I was relatively good at sports during Gym Class.  I think that’s what the Theory Of Relativity Is About.  Proximity To Geeks Relates To Relative Success In Sports.   I dunno I was too busy playing kickball than to take Philosophy Science.  Anyway.  There were times I caught a football!  We used to play touch football sometimes for fun.  I’ve received a football successfully SEVERAL times!  Are footballs designed to be EASY to catch or HARD to catch.  On the one hand it’s fun to watch people make complete passes and then run to the endzone.  So you’d think you want to encourage that behavior.  On the other hand don’t wanna make things too easy on these guys.  Let’s throw ‘em a curve ball and design a ball that’s tricky to grasp.  I DUNNO.  Probably the first thing would be my first guess.  Easy to catch AND THROW.  Anyway.  If I were to interview the football designer he very well might say, “I was just going for it man I dunno!”     
   Wonderful.  Bill Murray was in a movie about Basketball (Space Jam), Bowling (Kingpin), golf (Caddyshack)… let’s see, what else… WELL that might be it.  Three different sports movies isn’t That Much in a long illustrated career. WELL SORRY.  I couldn’t have known that UNTIL I started listing them.  I guess I had to go that that place to get to this one!  I wanna go to dinner with F. Murray Abraham and when they ask how will I be paying I will say Bill Murray.  That’ll be good fun.  I’ve been wanting to re-watch Amadeus for a while.  But it hasn’t been there for me!  Just some reboot or something I’m not currently interested in!  Anyway Mozart has got probably my favorite Classical piece of music.  I forget what it’s called.  But I remember it was MozartMade.  Might be a portion of a Sonata or FUGUE or something.  Piano possible.  Either way I’ll figure it out one day.  MostArt.  Mozart.  What The Fuck.  Anyway.  The, “F.” stands for FUCK.  FUCK Murray Abraham.  Abraham is a good band name.  It’d really resonate with Jews!  Also it’s half Abra half Ham what more do you want.  Hmm.  Jewish people can’t eat Ham.  But they can appreciate Abraham.  He’s the first Jew or something.  The ultimate!  Something like that.
   Okay.  His name is almost A-Broham.  Where have I heard that before.  Hey Bro-ham.  I feel like Bro’s said that in the 2000’s or something.  What does it mean and where does it come from?  Broham.  Anyway sure the Jewish Founding Fathers are my Bros.  HE-BROS MAYBE.  Kidna poor founding fathers.  They mostly just do whatever God tells them.  There’s Abraham and his son and then his son and then his son and they’re the most important people in the Bible but they basically just are conduits who are like YES GOD or OF COURSE GOD or RIGHT AWAY GOD.  C’mon guys grow a pair and Do Your Own Thing!  I dunno they’re all sinners.  I remember picking that up somewhere.  They all fuck up sooner or later.  We’re only human!  Anyway.  What’s the word for someone who’s always committing acts of virtue.  Let’s look at each other Half Glass Full!  Anyway looks like Tim Curry died.  “Looks like,” is doing some work in that sentence.  He died!  Pretty confident about it!  Anyway I’ll personally probably associate him most with IT but my favorite anything was his episode of Tales From The Crypt.  He plays not One not Two but THREE people in it.  To the EXTREME.  Good episode!  Knocks it out of park.  You’d like it!  If you’re the type who likes things.  That’s a Pay-It-Forward thing.  Watch, “Death Of Some Salesman,” episode of Tales From The Crypt featuring Tim Curry. 
    Also starring Ed Begley JR!  It’s weird when a JR becomes old man.  Hmm.  Can a SR ever be a child.  I don’t think so. You need a child yourself to be a SR.  Gotta at least be old enough to have a child to be a SR.  Whatever.  I dunno.  If Michael Jordan or Michael B Jordan show up as a cameo in this new Looney Tunes movie I’m gonna go fuckin crazy.  It’s funny I didn’t like Basketball OR Looney Tunes in 1996 so on paper I shuoldn’t have liked Space Jam.  But I liked Wayne Knight and that’s 33% of the equation so there ya go.  Oh Okay Good.  Also I WANT what Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny had.  With someone else ideally!  That’s how I feel now looking back on the movie in retrospect.  Also maybe I want what the MONSTARS had in terms of magic potions where they became big and talented.  A lot in this movie to aspire to.  Hmm.  Anyway.  I would not eat Space Jamb.  That sounds like asking for trouble.  Gotta be infested with some crazy space microbes.  NO thanks.  I don’t even like Earthly jambs or jellies!  Not for me!  Then again if I’m THE FIRST to eat this Space Jamb maybe I would.  I WANT TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO DIE FROM OUTER SPACE.  At least I’m the first something!  Outer Space has killed plenty of us.  Dinosaurs.  Space killed like 99.9% of life that single one time!  Anyway. That’s all for now.  I’ll see ya later.

-10:10 P.M.

AUGUST 27 2026 

    Okay alright.  Death has visited our Quiet Little Town (Earth) again.  Dolly Pardon has deceased!  On her tombstone they should just say, “9-5,” instead of her birth year and death date.  Just for fun.  Also I know Dolly Portion says she only worked 9-5 but I bet she really clocked in a lot of overtime.  Just being Dolly Patton is a full-time job!  When you’re Dolly Parson you’re working 24/7!  That’s probably why she took her own life.  PENDING CONFORMATION.  Anyway.  Ya Know One day someone I care about will die.  OH NO IS THIS TRUE.  Not If I Die First!  Hmm interesting.  Anyway.  I saw Spiderman.  That movie wasn’t so great!  I don’t get it.  OH NO Peter Parker was lonely for 40% out of one movie of a 20 film length franchise WHAT A TRAGEDY.  Also are we even rooting for him to reconnect with his friends and love interest?  Seems like being alone is good for him!  Character building!  Time alone is just what the doctor ordered.  Uh oh there’s a DOCTOR DOOM.  Might be some foreshadowing.  Why are we supposed to be scared of or mistrustful of Doctors.  Is it because of Vaccines.  Is that why for the next decade our Main Villian is Dr. Doom?  Dr. Doom is anti-vaxx poopoganda?  Don’t forget Doctors are the ones who perform Transgender.  Oh no doctors are getting worse and worse!  VACCINES.  AFFIRMATINVE GENDER CARE.  WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
    At least doctors are Men.  I’ll trust them over a nurse.  FEMALE.  Get ‘em OUT of here.  I don’t like this character I’ve been doing.  It started out by feeling bad about not feeling bad enough about Dolly Parton dying.  She just never really connected with me, someone of my generation.  I’m sorry!  She was in the Simpsons.  She saved them from Superbowl Jail.  Oh right.  Well good.  Anyway.  If Dolly Parton was here what might she say.  I DON’T KNOW.  I don’t know her well enough!  She’d probably be okay with me moving on!  That would involve Knowing A New Subject though.  I dunno.  I saw a commercial I THINK FOR LUNCHABLES where there’s a kid listing different classes he just had in middle school before getting to lunch and he lists both Social Studies and History.  Who has History AND Social Studies.  Social Studies IS History.  This commercial must have been written by AI or a very dumb human.  Anyway I’m worried these commercials are giving kids unreasonable expectations that, based on the lunch they’re having any given day, how popular they will become with their peers.  I know what the commercial made it look like, but I’m sorry, no one is going to start applauding because you have a Lunchables for lunch, or anything else!  I’M SORRY THE WORLD IS A CRUEL PLACE.
   I remember getting Lunchables sometimes in 2-3^rd grade for school lunch and being like Holy Shit I’m Eatin’ Fuckin PIZZA this is amazing.  In retrospect that’s a pretty shitty pizza but I would make it myself which is pretty impressive.  There’s three crackers you squirt tomato sauce on and sprinkle grated cheese further atop!  I was a regular Rattatoouie.  I think I used to skip the cheese.  I only liked cheese on pizza at the time.  This is pizza.  Well I rightly registered it’s NOT PIZZA ENOUGH.  Anway.  If I was gonna write a We Didn’t Start The Fire about shows and movies from the late 2000’s (decade) I’d pair Ratattooie with Lucky Louie in a rhyme at some point.  Hard to say which guy turned out to be the bigger rat, the animated rat or Louie CK.  TOPICAL.  Isn’t there such a thing as Topical Cream.  What’s the expiration date on that.  Can’t last forever.  Anyway.  The point is My Mom trusted me enough to put the pieces together for my lunch.  Lunchables teaches self-dependency and that’s good.  You know the saying Give A Man A Lunch he’ll eat just one day.  Give a man a LUNCHABLES and then apparently everyone will erupt in applause for him once he gets started.  Also who are these people eating Entire Fishes they just got for free In One Day.  Give a man a fish, make sure he makes that fish lasts all week!  That’s how I WOULD do donating fish!
    Whatever.  Was “Presidential Parton,” a project of Dolly Parton?  If I google it will it reveal anything she ever did?  Doesn’t look like it.  SOME ROLE MODEL.  Never even made herself President in a song or aborted movie or TV Sketch or something.  Psh.  Oh Shit that’s another thing Doctors do, Abortions.   Not all of them.  YEP ALL OF THEM.  They make you abort on someone as a hazing ritual.  Oh didn’t know that.  Anyway that’s good.  I like abortion!  I might want someone special to have an abortion one day.  It’s a long life ahead of me!  Anyway.  Has TV or Movie ever jokingly compared Abortion to The Claw Game in arcades.  If not I’m gonna make that striking visual analogy right now!  Surely hundreds if not in the high amount of hundreds of people have thought of that before me.  Oh okay that’s good.  What if someone made that joke but it wasn’t on TV or Film.  Then did it ever really happen.  I dunno.  I can’t say for sure if anything ever really happened or not!  Oh well.  Another problem I had with the latest Spiderman is that for most of the movie The Big Supervillain is… A LITTLE GIRL.  Okay she was a teenager but still it feels weird for that to be Super Hero’s Arch Nemesis for the majority of the film.  Maybe that says more about my own hang-ups than it does about the movie.  GREAT.
    Anyway.  I didn’t spoil too much about that film.  That’s good.  Besides it already made 2 billion dollars.  I think that means Everyone Else has seen it already.  I wish I made 2 billion dollars.  Well I guess I need to make a major motion picture then.  I liked TITANIC holding the top spot of highest grossing picture ever because it’s implied there in the title.  It’s a BIG movie.  TITANIC.  I think I might write a musical bio-pic about the Pixies called, “GIGANTIC.”  Which is the name of maybe their 20^th most popular song?  And then that movie can make 4 billion dollars.  Or I guess I can reboot the Tom Hanks vehicle, “Big.”  This time around it can make 6 billion dollars, though!  You get the idea.  I remember when I was a kid and I saw Titanic I THINK that was the first time I ever saw Boobs.  Cause there’s some boobs in there on behalf of Kate Winslet.  And There’s a, “Tit,” in Titanic.  COINCIDENCE?  I don’t think so!  Anyway it was also the first time I ever SAW A BOAT.  Not sure that’s true.  Well anyway it’s a pretty good movie maybe I should rewatch it for the first time in 25 years I guess.  I like how there was a new Titanic disaster a few years ago.  I don’t think we fully appreciated the irony there.  They went down in a submarine or something to gawk at the Titanic and then they suffered a similar fate!  HUBRIS.  I don’t know what Hubris means but it feels like a word that applies here.  Anyway.  See ya later.

-6:44 P.M.         

AUGUST 25 2026
     

    Okay.  Oh I know how it’s going with me.  Time to buy new t-shirts.  Been about a year since I last bought t-shirts.  I need to express myself through torso!  I guess they could be band advertisements.  Hmm.  How about that cartoon guy from The Descendants.  I might have listened to The Descendants four times in my life but I wouldn’t mind putting it out there that I’m That Kind Of Guy even if it’s stretching the truth!  ALSO it’s the kind of band I’d read a book about.  I just haven’t gotten to it yet!  So wearing their t-shirt first is just Doing Things Out Of Order!  Anyway.  “Out Of Order,” could be a title of some sort for something.  It has several meanings we can force upon it if we really wanted to.  Anyway.  If there was ever a band The Ascendants would they have to be explicitly related to The Descendants somehow?  Hmm.  I like The Pescendants because I only eat bands made out of fish.  I had a young Hebrew School teacher for half a year who once asked us So You Guys listen to Phish? And that’s the only thing I remember from that teacher.  None of us listened to Phish.  It bonded us though against him.  That might have been what he was going for.  I will give them a common enemy By Saying I Like Phish so they will become friends.  We already were friends!
   Oh well I had a subset of friends in Hebrew School and then 70% of the class Hated Me.  The 3 other kids who were in my Regular School Class were my friends.  Then the rest of the kids actively hated me for some reason.  I guess I was weird.  But how did THEY know that.  I guess I made it apparent every now and then!  It’s possible participating in class at points turned them off.  Oh right I remember once raising my hand to answer a question and one girl scoffed Show-Off.  WE’RE IN A SCHOOL.  A question was asked!  This is what happens!  Anyway.  Oh well.  I hope that Hebrew School experience didn’t sour me on Judaism and/or religion in general.  No, just people.  Just made me realize People In General don’t want anything to do with me.  Oh Ok That’s Good.  Anyway.  Here’s something that occurred to me a few days ago–  GRAPES of Wrath.  RAISIN in the Sun.  Recurring theme there in 20^th century literature.  Maybe something about WINE.  The band THE CRANBERRIES.    Wow.  There’s gotta be a third evolution along with Grapes and Raisin, these things tend to come in threes, like Pokemon.  Oh I know JAM.  Def Comedy Jam.  What does the, “Def,” in Def Comedy Jam mean.  Not DEAF.  Not DEFINITELY.  Maybe just, “Great,” or something.  That’s DEF.  That’s GREAT.  AI says it means, “Excellent,” or, “Cool.”  Also letters 4-6 of the alphabet sequentially!  Cool!
   Is the entirety of Generation Alpha (kids today) gonna bully Generation Beta (newborns and those coming up) based on their Generation Name?  The last couple years, “Beta,” is a big derogatory word meaning unmasculine more or less when directed at boys.   And Alpha meaning big man on campus.  Let’s see how that pans out on a Generation scale!  Anyway.  Why is Beta so weak.  They’re still the second highest letter out of 26.  That’s still Very Good!  I guess I just don’t know what any Greek Letters signify.  Omega.  WHAT DOES IT MEAN!  Does it mean Something or are we just making it up as we go.  Guess just watch The Omega Man and see what that guy is like.  I never saw that movie!  Is that the one about Nuclear War in some respect or something.  THINK SO.  He’s the only survivor or Nuclear War methinks!  Anyway.  I wanna go back to school for JAZZ.  Get a degree in Jazz Composition!  I don’t particularly like Jazz but I think when they say Jazz they really just mean Modern Music.  A degree in Jazz is really just a degree in NON-CLASSICAL, 20^th (21^st?) century music.  I WANNA LEARN THAT.  THUS I should drop 250K and 3 years of my life on it.  Do I have that?  I think I have three years of my life.  I would hope so!  I don’t REALLY have ANY money.  Not REALLY.
   Oh okay.  But it’d be fun to learn.  Society wouldn’t be ready for what’s coming!  I don’t see how that’s a plausible lifetrack though.  Anyway I got a degree in ENGLISH.  Would I really unlike learning Actual Jazz anymore than I disenjoyed reading Charles Dickens?  No!  I could learn to like even love jazz!  Anyway was The Dickens a phrase before Charles Dickens?  I BEAT THE DICKENS OUT OF THE GUY AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT.  Did that come from Charles Dickens?  Probably!  But that opens up the next question WHY?  Anyway google says NO.  It came from SOMETHING ELSE.  Maybe Charles Dickens Came From The Phrase!  Now I’m scared.  Anyway.  Charles Dickens a porn star coulda called himself Chuck Dick.  He coulda done that either way!  Mets Player from the 90’s Butch Huskey died!  That’s a gay porn star name!  Probably.  I never looked at gay porn star credits too much but I’m going based on instincts.  Anyway.  There’s already a guy named Chuck D.  He’s in the music industry per my understanding.  But Charles Dickens came first.  He was the first Chuck D.  Well we can only speculate how much Chuck D was influenced by Charles Dickens.  We can also NOT speculate that.  We can’t ONLY speculate.  We can also NOT speculate.  VERY GOOD.   
    Anyway.  Looks like the new Simpsons movie is called… The New Simpsons Movie.  I guess that’s okay.  I’m not rofl but it’s okay!  ROFL has fallen by the wayside.  LMAO is still part of the vernacular.  DON’T SEE ROFL though.  Roll on floor laughing.  Guess THE FLOOR MUST HAVE BEEN CANCELED at some point the last decade or two.  I forget which one is a higher amount of amusement, LMAO or ROFL.  I used to know this!  Oh well you know how that saying goes, Time Erases All Knowledge.  Anyway.  I liked the first Simpsons movie.  IT’s an important landmark in movie history.  People will REMEMBER this one.  Or maybe I’m just an idiot.  I remember it!  I remember how I felt watching it for the first half dozen times!  Really reminds me of that time in my life.  Which is good because my memory very poor.  Really counting on movie length cartoons to jog my memory.  The main memory it jogs is The Times I watched The Movie.  Watching the movie reminds me of the time I watched the movie.  OH RIGHT YES.  That sort of thing.  Anyway if I had to fill out a questionnaire What Are You A Lifelong Fan Of Simpsons is probably #1.  That, “Lifelong!” really helps clinch it! GOOD.  What if The Simpsons outlive me.  It’s possible!  I can die any moment now!  I’m not always as careful crossing the street as I should be!  Anyway.  I guess that’s it.  I’ll say more things next week.  See ya later.

-3:16 P.M.

AUGUST 20 2026                  

    Hey!  How’s everything going.  I’m alright.  I’m more interested in how you’re doing.  But there’s no way to find out! I get comments on entries pretty often but it’s always spambots.  Or bot’sspam.  I wanna know how the Humans are doing.  Probably riding high still after being memorialatized in 2008 song by The Killers.  The song goes are we human or are we dancer.  The answer is PROBABLY BOTH.  I’m not much of a dancer, probably less than almost everybody, so I’m Only Human.  I can’t recall ever dancing.  Is Dancer one of the famous dozen reindeer.  They sure is!  Not sure why.  Because one was already named Prancer.  So let’s build off that.  Oh okay.  Anyway.  My life!  THAT’S something to talk about.  I have less of a life than almost everybody.  I’m Only Hunan!  Anyway I had a high shelf halfway-romance dream last night.  Been a while since I dreamt amorously.  Traditionally I’ve had Love Dreams before at other points in my life but this was the first time in a while.  HEY I FEEL SOMETHING for someone else kinda forgot what that was like for a second.  I don’t 100% like DREAMS telling me how to feel!  I want to determine that MYSELF.  While awake and alert!  But anything is better than nothing!  Lots of things are worse than nothing.  Less than nothing.  Like negative numbers!  I did math!
    Did band practice with a School Of Rock splinter group this past weekend.  With the premise that we’ll do our own thing somehow at some point. It’s very vague at this point!  But Positive Numbers Are Higher Than Zero so I figure I’ll participate in this Offshoot for now!  Hey guys we should call ourselves Splinter.  That’s something I might say to them if I didn’t care about them associating me with being the kind of guy who would come up with and say that.  You could get a splinter from FleetWOOD Mac.  Then it’s settled!  Anyway.  Splinter.  Why would a rat take it upon himself to teach turtles and be their mentor.  Yes I know they’re all mutants, does that matter?  Anyway I’ve lived in NYC my whole 37.67 years and I’ve had very little interaction with the stereotopical rat infestation.  I might be able to count on one hand the amount of rats I’ve seen in and out of Inside!  Also I might not just be counting fingers.  I might just count random different points of my palm and fingerjoints on that one hand.  I can count 30 times I’ve been with a rat on one hand why not.  NO BUT REALLY I’ve seen rats in the street a dozen or so times, that’s it!  And maybe TWO times inside?  I dunno!  RATT should have called themselves WRAT.  People might think their name was Wrath and they had a typographical error though.  PROBABLY.  W-RAT might be a community radio station where the hosts talk explicitly about Crimes Going On.     
   Oh okay I finished that paragraph.  I was ready to continue the riff!  But the paragraph was done!  Now I don’t know what to do.  Anyway.  What am I gonna dream about tonight!  It’s gotta be even better than my Dream Of Love!  What’s better than love.  Eat Prey Love.  Crazy Stupid Love.  Love And Basketball.  WHATEVR it doesn’t need to be perfect.  Most dreams I can conjure’ll do!  Would I have liked basketball more growing up If everything was 5/6ths the size?  The court, the ball, the hoop’s height, etc?  I think so!  Also the opposing opponents.  THAT sounds like a fun game.  I remember for a year or two around 13 years of age I had a treasured mini rubber basketball (are all basketball rubber?) and hoop attached to the back of my roomdoor.  I remember enjoying playing with that at odd intervals for a solid six to eighteen months or so.  Punch Drunk Love.  Kick Sober Love.  Karate Chop!  Punch can get you drunk but if you get drunk on punch too much you will want to kick the habit.  What if at the end of the Karate Kid there was the exact same pacing for the final karate fight but they just fit in the line of dialogue for Daniel Le Russo to say, “Hope You Get a KICK OUT OF THIS!” right as he crane-kicked Johnny Lawrence to win the match and tournament. 
   Johnny Lawrence should have called himself Johnny Law for fun.  Then Daniel La Russo could have released a novelty song cover called, “I Fought The Law (BUT I WON).”  Anyway.  Both their last names start with, “La,” sort of pretty much!  How about that!  They have more in common than they thought!  Hmm.  Well anyway.  Isn’t there a show called LA Law.  Lala.  There was!  Great.  Not sure why the American Public went along with that.  We didn’t have a choice.  Not like we’re programming TV channels.  We’re innocent bystanders!  Anyway Karate Kid: Legends sounds more like a video game title than a Movie.  Also Karate Kid: The Video Game sounds really fun!  Let’s get AI working on that one.  AI is like Karate.  AI-YAA.  That’s what you say when you preform individual acts of karate.  I guess.  This feels wrong but it also feels like I took a karate class once or twice.  Tae Kwon Do possibly.  I took an ultra-beginners intro lesson when I was eight or something.  To ONE of the Martial Arts!  I might have learnt Stretches.  They could have started teaching me How To Warm Up.  Just the beginning of that lesson.  OR that could have never happened!  Probably had to get dressed up in Karate Garb though.  Are the words, “Garb,” and, “Garbage,” related?  To some extent, yes!
    Well great.  One more paragraph to go.  It’s kind of disturbing how much in my life my feelings about people have been dictated by dreams.  Every now and then I dream about real people and have very strong feelings in the dream and then That’s Just How I Feel About Them In Real Life!  In retrospect that seems kinda wrong!  Anyway.  Good for me.  I like feeling feelings at all!  Works out in my favor in that respect I guess.  Anyway.  I’ve heard Life Is But A Dream but I think it’s more so Life Is And A Dream.  Life Is… And A Dream!  MORE ACCURATE.  Good.  I dreamt a complete song a few weeks ago.  And I even woke up with it still in my brain like I should probably figure that song out on guitar RIGHT NOW… I think I Could if I went for it… I dunno… pretty lazy… ah well better songs will probably come to me this one ain’t that important…  Anyway.  I forget how it went.  Apparently it could be played on guitar though or something.  That’s good.  Maybe Life may be BUT a dream.  In the sense that reality is just a dream of sorts.  I hope not.  What if I wake up!  Then all this will have been for naught.  Oh well I gave life a shot.  That’s the best I can do!  Well anyway.  I’ll see ya later I guess.

-6:35 P.M.         

AUGUST 18 2026

    Good.  Hey!  How’s everyone doing?  I think doo become a term for Shit because Doing is such a great term for Shitting.  I’m DOING is a great euphemism for Going Number Twice so Working Backwards Doo means Shit.  Now that I think about it No one says DOING to say they’re Practicing Defecation.  But they certainly could and probably should start right away!  I wonder if Danny Glover ever was taking a tough shit forever for like 40 minutes and went I’m Getting Too Old For THIS Shit.  Anyway I noticed when I google this website AI kind of knows who I am!  They can sort of identify who I am and what my deal is sometimes!  Sometimes they’re too abstract and sometimes they’re way off.  But most of the time Hmm You ARE Describing What This Is and/or WHO I AM.  Looks like I made it!  AI KNOWS ME.  Now the rest of my life shall be devoted to confirming what AI once said I was.  AI KNOWS BEST.  Anyway.  Isn’t the real thrill that if I’m on AI’s radar that means that People Also Read This?  I dunno.  People come and people go.  ROBOTS ARE FOREVER.  Maybe.  I guess AI is reading this as we speak.  I don’t like the sound of that.  AI can’t read.  It can AMALGAMIZE.  That may or may not be a real word.  There’s no red wavy lines under it!  That’s a good sign!
   I don’t know a lot of sign language signs.  Know the universally acknowledged Peace Sign!  Involves pointer and middle finger raised.  Not sure about the War sign.  Might just be punching your interpreter.  They’ll get the message!  I don’t think that’s really a UNIVERSALLY acknowledged Peace Sign.  It’s universally acknowledged BY ME.  Huh.  “Universally,” is a weird term.  How can we ever know if something is Universal.  WE LIVE EXCLUSIVELY ON EARTH.  We don’t even know for sure what’s going on on the other side of the solar system let alone how things are playing out elsewhere in The Universe!  It’s a good production company name though.  Can’t argue there.  Earthian.  What’s the word for Universal but Only On Earth.  It’s not my job to figure it out.  I don’t have a job!  I’m special that way.  One day I’ll probably have to have a job.  But not today!  Is being Batman a job for Bruce Wayne.  I don’t think he gets paid for it.  It’s a Responsibility Hobby of sorts.  I think it’s pretty much a job I think.  YES you should get paid for your job but I think the main factors are how much time you put into it plus how much you’re contributing to society OVER how much you’re being compensated.  Maybe he’s paying himself.  Maybe Bruce Wayne is paying Batman to be Batman.  And it’s a Multiple Personality Job.  Huh.         
   Great.  Anyway I guess I finished On The Road.  It was okay but I didn’t like the characters.  Maybe that was the point.  They’re all kind of dumb!  They seem to want to know the meaning of life and things but they don’t seem to be getting very close at any point.  They’re just constantly like Hey Dig This and I’m always like Dig WHAT.  YOU’RE SAYING NOTHING.  And maybe that’s the point.  But it’s still aggravating.  If the measure of a book though is Did You Make It It Though? Then YES I FINISHED THE BOOK so it must have been alright.  Anyway I’m back onto music memoirs and whatknot.  Can’t lose there!  Almost always having a good experience with that genre of book.  Plus I’m learnding!  Whatever.  I should read more books from the Cannon.  That’s when Amazon delivers you literature By Cannon!  Underutilized mode of transportation.  I dunno if you wanna move around PEOPLE by cannon.  But surely we can Cannon Items.  Get pizza delivered by canon from a mile away, why not!  It’s quicker and technically it could be done.  Also the friction from flying through the air makes your pizza pie even hotter!  How many people on Earth think Amazon: The Website is a (mis)spelling of, “Amazing?” Before that sentence I would have guessed ZERO but now after typing the sentence I’m gonna have to estimate several dozen.
   Cool!  Whatever.  Papa Johns.  Papua New Guinea.  What’s going on there. I don’t like it.  What else is going on.  I got my individual guitar lesson tonight!  It’s fun!  I should have prepared my Metallica Solo for Enter This Sandman but I didn’t really.  Just a little bit.  A little bit is better than nothing!  Hopefully we just skip right over that and start learning new songs.  WOW WHAT A STORY.  Story Of My Life!  Maybe I should see Spiderman soon.  I saw The Odyssey!  It was only okay.  Odyssey was hyped up and it didn’t live up to expectations for me.  This story is 3000 years in the making and it was Just Okay.  Spiderman is only 50 years in the making so YOU DO THE MATH.  How good could it be!  ALSO this Spiderman isn’t even 50 years old.  It’s Brand New.  That’s TWO THIRDS of The Suffix in the title! You can’t pick and choose words like that.  JUST WATCH ME.  Okay.  There’s a Suffix County in Long Island.  That’s partly almost true.  Cool!  Isn’t Sufi a nationality or ethnicity or something.  It’s some kind of person that’s for sure.  Looks like might be an offshoot of Islam.  GREAT.  I hope they above everyone else are happy!  Sufi sounds like suffer.  Sounds like they might be Suffi-ering all the time.  Well if that’s what they wanna do that’s okay too!
    Anyway.  Great.  I got distracted.  Anyway anyone got any tips for How To Wake Up In The Morning When You Want To But Don’t Necessarily Have To?  No, “Just Set Your Alarm Clock,” I TRIED THAT.  More creative answers please!  I could really make use of those extra 2-4 hours for sure.  But I don’t know HOW to get up.  I try every day for at least 8 or 9 months but for several hundred days in a row I’ve been unsuccessful.  Long streak of No Luck.  Gotta be something I can do.  Even if it borders on causing myself momentary PAIN or something, I don’t care, I’m willing to try anything!  Website pretty much been a One Way Proposition this entire time.  Bout time you start pulling your weight.  Help me!  I need answers!  Anyway I could always ask my new friend Artificial I.  WE’RE NOT FRIENDS I BARELY KNOW THIS GUY.  Either way this is a problem with a solution.  Getting Up Earlier.  It FEELS like an insurmountable issue but it’s not!  Life could find a way!  I guess my body is just like Why Get Up Early When You Can Get Up On Time. BUT EARLY IS ON TIME NOW.  I HAVE THINGS I WANNA TO DO.  You listen to me now, BODY.  Huh.  Well I will continue to keep you updated on this situation as it progresses as always.  In the meantime though I’ll see ya later.  AI gonna be like, “Crazysheet org is a website where Michael Korblum writes about wanting to wake up early every day.”  GOOD.  Anyway.  I’ll see ya later.

-5:10 P.M.

AUGUST 13 2026