Hi! Entrytime. Woke up at an appropriate time TWICE days in a row for doctor’s appointments. Well, for patient’s appointments. ME. ME-CENTRIC LANGUAGE. I should be the hero of my story. Either way it’s uncomfortable getting up after a mere nine hours of sleep for about twenty minutes and then it wears off relatively quickly no big deal! I hope when I get signed to a record label it’s a big deal. I need to support my future family. My parents won’t be around to support me and my future family forever! Hmm. Better make RECORD LABEL QUALITY music then. Oh okay. Hipcore is the genre we’re aiming for, I know that much. Anyway I came up with a music name SO APPROACHING USABLE that part of my brain is passively associating it with my most recent music. I DID IT. WHAT HAVE I DONE. It’s a good name but it also negates any other possible name. Sure it calls all the great contexts this name creates into question in a good way BUT IT ELIMANATES the infinity of other possible contexts there could be once I settle on this name! No name music could be about Anything. One name music is NARROWED DOWN. WHY DO ARTISTIC PEOPLE NAME THEMSELVES. Seems unproductive from this angle!
Gotta contextualize yourself ultimately at SOME point! Gotta give people SOMETHIN. I’m not sure if that’s true. If I feel uneasy about it, that’s probably just a sign the name I’m thinking of using for a band/one man act extravaganza isn’t The Greatest Name! Oh okay sounds fair. IT’S SO CLOSE TO GOOD THOUGH. That’s how I feel! Anyway I started rewatching the SAW films. This time around they really nailed it with the titles. YES. I DID SAW THESE FILMS. I SAW THESE FILMS BEFORE. NOT LIKE LAST TIME. Anyway. For some reason I was really into the one with Chris Rock at the time. I thought it was gonna catapult him into bigger and better dramatic roles. I TINK I gave the Saw Franchise too much credit for being a Hollywood fixture. I hope at some point in my life over the next 40 years we get to a film WAS. And they play around with time travel in it. Seems pretty straightforward. WHY CAN’T Jigsaw travel through time. SWA… I dunno. All the anagrams. I’m good at creativity! If Jigsaw could go back in time would he SAW Baby Hitler. Sure he’d SAW ADULT Hitler. Hmm. He’d probably ultimately settle on Art Student Hitler. Seems the most rich experience for some reason. You can’t really Saw a baby. They can’t do anything to get out of trap. And they haven’t done anything to be remorseful of yet. Hey Baby Remember the time you cried and woke up mother in her sleep. Now it is you who will face the cries.
Feels like if Jigsaw was real, Trump would have given him some sort of big authority job, right? He gets to decide our sentences. Makes sense. THAT’S THE WORLD we’re living in. Jigsaw is real. There’s ten movies about him. At some point if there’s enough movies about you it’s more or less real! Oh okay good. Anyway I saw Project Hail Mary and I thought it was great! For the most part. I really thought it was Very Good to be honest. I didn’t feel I was watching a Great movie. I thought I was watching a Very Good movie. I was distracted because every time I saw the abbreviation PHM (Project Hail Mary) in the film I just kept thinking about Penis Humiliation. Downgraded a Great movie to a Very Good movie! Anyway. Ryan Gosling’s name was almost like Ryan Gosling. Ryland Grace. That’s his character’s name. HMM. I noticed something similar and even moreso with Ella McCay recently. Emma Mackey. There are surely more examples of this but you get the idea. I DUNNO. I DON’T LIKE IT. Anyway name characters names like Michael Kornblum and apparently I’ll have the inside track! I’m not an actor. Why would I want the inside track. HEY A JOB’S A JOB. It’s a tough economy out there! Someone’s gotta feed my imaginary future family! Probably ME for some reason!
Okay. I’m all set for the reboot of Arrested Development I guess! Michael Bluth. I’m the star somehow! I figured out how casting works. You cast the person with the closest name! This is what they don’t want you to know about Hollywood! HMM Who will play my halfway antagonistic brother. WHO CARES A JOB’S A JOB. Anyway. I’m not writing the thing. Just preforming. Anyway. Does Jigsaw ever say The Jig… Is Up and then shoot his victim with a gun? My guess is NO that doesn’t sound like him. I once called my music project The Uppers. That lasted for years. It was good! It served its purpose! I liked it! But I don’t think I’ll be going back to that name! Wasn’t even perfect at the time. Was just Pretty Good Alright Sort Of Applicable, I Guess. It was good because it was kind of bad. But I got used to it! Anyway. I think Michael Bluth’s brother’s name is spelled GOB. But you get the joke earlier, right? So no harm done! Just because you got the joke doesn’t mean there wasn’t any harm done. Oh. Okay. So maybe some harm was done. Sorry. I dunno. Let’s move on anyway! Huh. My next School Of Rock show is in 2.5 months. I guess! If I learn some of these songs a lot better than I know them right now, it’ll be PRETTY impressive! Anyway. Teacher wants me to play real flamboyantly on this Stevie Ray Vaughan song. Make lots of movements with the guitar and go wild with hands and head. I’M NO SHOWMANSHIP. But I guess it’s a good thing to learn. Didn’t this happen in the movie School Of Rock. I feel like Zak has the exact line of dialogue I’M NO SHOWMANSHIP. Hmm.
Stevie Ray Vaughan died in plane crash. What is it about rock stars and plane crashes. Seems kinda suspicious. Well I guess rock stars are more likely to cause pilot error. They get the captain all flustered. THERE’S A MUSICIAN ON BOARD. Oh. Their plane almost crashes in Almost Famous. Well they’re almost famous in almost famous so what that’s how much, “Almost,” counts in Almost Famous. Touche! I see Jack Black and Jack White are hosting/musical guesting SNL in 2 weeks. WOW. THEY NAILED MY EXACT MUSICAL TASTE FROM SPRING 2003. That’s pretty much THE ULTIMATE for High School Freshman Michael! Then again Jack Black won’t be appearing as with Tenacious D. But the idea is, imagine if he was! D means DEFENSE in the most literal sense of the band’s name. Some other things it might mean? DICK. DEMOCRAT. DIMENSION? I DUNNO DERMOTOLOGY LET’S MOVE ON. Could just be they love the Note/Chord D. IN MUSIC. PITCH. I DUNNO. What is Jack Black promoting. Anaconda coming out on VHS? Oh The New Super Mario Bros. I saw a trailer for that. Seemed kind of UNSETTLING. I forget what happened but I remember feeling Something Feels Wrong. Some video games are supposed to remain analog. Not supposed to become big narratives with plots and understandable tangible characters with motives and whatknot. IT’S WEIRD WHAT THEY DID TO MARIO, I’ll say it! I guess we gotta see the movie to understand. Alright. I’ll see ya later.
-3:28 P.M.
MARCH 24 2026
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