There’s nothing good about that title. I don’t know why anyone would commit to it. What kind of PERSON. Anyway let’s write entry. Today is the last day of March. Finally, we get to stop Marching! If you’re anything like me you’ll agree we’ve been Marching forever. Now I know how soldiers feel. They have to march all the time. For practice. When it counts. In March like the rest of us. Anyway. Where am I going with this. What Am I Marching Toward. I dunno. I dunno what to talk about! I don’t know what to think about. I don’t know what to do about. Well what’s been on my mind lately. Okay. I don’t wanna dignify myself with an answer. I don’t feel comfortable talking to myself. I prefer talking to the MEDIUM FORMAT that I’m preforming in. I start talking to myself, I get distracted, then who knows if I’lll ever recover! Anyway what’s on YOUR mind, Other Michael. WELL I’m a little concerned that I’m having difficulty with coming up with things to talk about! Oh okay. There’s many topics to talk about! FILM. TECHNOLOGY. LITERATURE. WOODWORKING. THE EPHEMERAL. Stop me at any time. I see there’s a new show The Pitt and to me it seems like it’s just Doctors Being Doctors. What’s the big deal? What makes it special? Something better make it special! Otherwise I don’t like it!
I assume it specializes in Pit Doctors. Armpit doctors. Take care of that zone of the body specifically. Someone’s gotta do it and so far I’ve never seen any other doctor do it before! Anyway. Last night I watched the first half of My Dinner With Andre. I like Wallace Shawn who was also from Clueless. He’s literally my height! Good movie! If someone like HIM can get to have dinner with an old friend maybe there’s hope for me too! Anyway I wouldn’t wanna do that. The conversation is stimulating enough to enjoy privately but if I was actually there having dinner with Andre I’d be like Oh No How Do I Get Out Of Here I’m Not Having Fun Lemme Go Home Please. Also compared to his co-star this guy is ANDRE THE GIANT am I right? Anyway. Why couldn’t the movie have been called My Dinner With Shawn. BOYCOTT THIS MOVIE WITH ME. Shawn Wallace erasure! That took up a few sentences. Wallace Shawn. Shawn Wallace. I really don’t know what his name is anymore! It’s Wallace Shawn. Okay I’ll remember that. Anyway. I wanna eat what they’re eating in the movie. They get the same main course but each gets a different appetizer and I wanna eat all three of the different meals they get. 3 out of 4 stars. MMM MOVIES.
New Topic Time. Who decided we should rate things by STARS. What does A STAR have to do with rating things? They probably mean Asterisks. Those make sense as a place holder. No critic is rating things by Astronomy Stars. Hmm. We’ll never know. Anyway. You can’t spell Asterisk without At Risk. I don’t know why you would want to! Anyway where is my life Marching to. Not just right now in this entry but existentially. What am I marching towards. Well, death of course, like everyone else. I meant before that! In the meantime! I guess I’m heading towards Pre-death then I suppose. I think I can do better than pre-death! Life is more than pre-death! I dunno, somethin’ll happen. You’ll see! Anyway. I assume The Pitt is sponsored by Axe Body Spray. In real life I assume Axe Body Spray is long bankrupt and out of business. That’s too bad. What else is going on. Been watching TV this weekend, you guys ever do that? Probably! But I’m not sure! That’s your business though. Well, your recreational time. Not really your BUSINESS to watch TV. How could you monetize Watching TV! Hmm. Maybe it’s possible. Maybe I should look into that.
New Tupac Time. Yeah. In middle school a friend once told me that any music attributed to Tupac was made and released by the real Tupac and any music assigned to 2pac was made and released by an imposter post-Real-Tupac’s-death. I didn’t find out until later that That’s Just Wrong. That’s a thing in life. People just confidently say things That Are Just Wrong. Something I picked up at some point! Anyway. There was a No Kings protest pretty close to where I lived but I didn’t go to it. I didn’t have material to make a sign! I slept through it anyway! It was a bit too far to walk! I protested in my own way by improving PROTEST MUSIC. No King. Knocking. Hmm. Interesting. They’re good people I assume. I can only wonder what kind of great lifelong friends I’m mussing out on by not going to that one event. My Dinner With No Kings. You ever play No Kings Poker. It’s just poker but No Kings. Take the kings out of the deck! Really levels up the skill level required for the game. Takes it to the next level! Good luck making a straight ending in Ace that’s all I’m gonna say. You’ll have some difficulty there! Anyway Here’s a tip for United States Military worried about how to deal with Strait of Whatever in Iran War—What beats Strait? A FLUSH. You figure the rest out! I’ve done my part!
Cool. Here’s a popsicle joke I just came up with. What Chocolate was the first pronouns? HER/SHEY. Well anyway what should I do for the rest of the night. Well I have several options. Not really. Really only one option. What I end up doing. IT’S BEEN WRITTEN IN THE ASTERICKS. Asteroids. I dunno. Maybe I should rewatch Armageddon. I watched that a lot when I was younger but I haven’t seen it in at least five or seven years. When I was a child I acted as a child would and when I was an adult I simply lost contact with the film Armageddon. Okay. Imagine if they made an Armageddon II. NOW ACTUALLY IMAGINE IF THEY REALLY MADE AN ARMAGEDDON II FOR A REAL. Imagine it actually happening for real. Don’t just play around. IMAGINE IT. I guess the plot is oh look ANOTHER meteor is heading towards the Earth… again so soon! Or it could be a different kind of Armageddon. I dunno. Ideally it’s the kind of Armageddon that The Surviving Oil Drillers can solve. Oh I Know the Armageddon is Climate Change. And you can get them to help by telling them to Just Stop Drilling. Ok. But getting half a dozen drillers to stop wouldn’t solve climate change. IT’S A START. Anyway. I guess that’s it. I’ll see ya later.
-5:07 P.M.
MARCH 31 2026
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