Great. How’s everyone doing. What’s going on in your life. And the person sitting next to you’s life. And some strangers’ lives. I want to know what’s going on in EVERYONE’S lives. That’d be weird. Anyway here’s some five paragraphs that are my life-centric. Centric could be a bandname. It will be one day. Everything will be a bandname EVENTUALLY. Unless music stops being at thing at some point, then logic tells us as time goes on, we run out of band names, eventually we have to use increasingly more and more obscure band names. So eventually Everything Is A Band Name. Unless music stops being a thing at some point! I prefer the lots of bad band names scenario to music stopping. Anyway we just got a new Vacuum Cleaner. If Vacuum Cleaner was a band name what would it mean. Initials are VC. Might be a reference to the Viet Cong. Vietname War. That’s the only thing I can think of that it might mean. Otherwise I’m drawing a blank. I saw the trailer for the new Supergirl movie. I don’t really like Space Movies! I can trick myself into liking A Star Wars here or a Project Hail Mary there but just in general I relate to Earth Movies a lot more than Outer Space Movies. Just don’t GET aliens and/or their settings. Not like Humans On Earth. PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET? NOW THIS I UNDERSTAND.
Not really. Okay. Maybe I just don’t get THE GROOVE for Supergirl (2026) like I did for Superman (2025). Maybe Supergirl isn’t made for me specifically to groove on and/or with. I DIUNNO pretty sure Everything Is Made Specifically For Me. Oh okay gotta see the movie to find out. Anyway. The dog is still there in this movie. But now the dog is kind of Betraying Superman by being friends with Supergirl so it’s not all good feelings. They’re all friends together. There’s nothing wrong there. I dunno. Dog gotta choose one. Pick a True Best Friend. And ya know what at this point it’s too late Now You Get No One. JUST LEAVE DOG. YOU GET NO BEST FRIEND. NOBODY WANTS YOU NOW. Anyway. His name is Krypto! I discovered HBO had a Sci-Fi spin off of Tales From The Crypt that lasted one season that’s mostly available on youtube. If you’re a Tales From The Crypto fanatic like I am look it up! What’s it called Michael that will help me look it up. Hmm. What’s it called. Perversions Of Science. It’s okay! Hmm. Initials are POS. I guess it’s implying that each episode is a Piece Of Shit. But they’re not! They’re mostly 65% as good as any Tales From The Crypt episode are and/or is! Anyway. The Crypt Keeper character is a CGI Sexy Female Robot. She’s okay! She’s very suggestive, I’ll tell ya that much!
Okay. I don’t know what to do with life. My music hasn’t quite been getting better lately. My blog writing has atrophied. My critical thinking skills aren’t great. I figure do the things I’ve been doing and cross my fingers and hope for the best. WRONG. GOTTA change something somehow. Oh okay. Maybe the change can be something FUN though. Like start Drinking Heavily or something. Maybe that’s the key! That sounds promising! Anyway. That’s not a realistic option. TRY HARDER is the best option. Do what I’m doing but with more TRYING. Ugh. I haven’t tried since I was in high school! Had to put in a lot of time and effort studying for tests and writing papers. And guess what it sucked! Didn’t I have to do that for college, too. YEAH but somewhat less. College was significantly easier and less work than high school. Feels kinda weird I got a degree to be honest. I don’t remember learning much of anything. Anything worthwhile I did learn for tests or wrote papers on went one in ear and out the other. Now it’s happening again at School Of Rock! I don’t remember how to play the Pat Benatar songs or Rolling Stones songs I learnt I don’t think! Although if I looked at how to play them it might jog my memory and I’d pick it right back up quick. Plus my general skill level at guitar may have gotten irrevocably better. THEN AGAIN MAYBE IRRETRIEVABLY WORSE. I dunno.
Okay. What’s the point. Maybe the point is I’m unqualified to do anything. I have an English Degree but it means nothing because I learned nothing. Maybe other people with an English degree it actually means something. They KNOW THEIR STUFF and they’re GOOD AT IT. For me it just means I read a Charles Dickens book once and passed a couple of tests confirming I did in fact read the book and that’s pretty much it more or less… maybe I wrote a half assed essay or two that were 50% summary. And that academic level experience over the course of, what, two or three dozen classes? BACHELOR’S DEGREE. Hmm. Maybe that’s why I do bad, un-trying creative things. I did poor, un-trying Academic Work. How can I break the trend. I’m not sure it’s possible to break a trend. Trends are one of the toughest things in the universe. Trends by definition can be broken. Yeah but they also By Definition TREND NOT TO BE BROKEN. Huh. Lemme think about this one. Anyway. This is the trend. My only friend the trend. I don’t understand how Jason Momoa was Aquaman and now is someone else. You can’t do that! It’s the same universe of films more or less. What about Robert Downey Junior being Iron Man and now coming back as Dr. Doom. I don’t like that either now that you bring it up! What about Jesus returning after three days of being dead. NOT A FAN OF THAT EITHER now that you bring that up! Anyway. What was Christ doing for exactly three days. Just hanging out. But what took that amount of time precisely? And then after 72 hours he looks at his watch and is like well they’ve worried about me enough…
I might be getting things mixed up. I dunno how it went down. Anyway. Wasn’t THAT the second coming of Christ? Him showing up 3 days later? And if he comes back again, that’d be the THIRD coming? If we wanna be pedantic about things? Again, I dunno exactly what happened. Not like you. You probably know exactly what happened! Anyway. WHAT IS AQUAMAN DOING IN SPACE. I was confused! No one should have to feel that way! Anyway. A big part of Superman’s deal is that He’s Helping People. I thought that would translate to Supergirl. How is she helping people if she’s not even on Earth. ERGO I can’t relate to this movie! OH NO. There’s Astronauts circling the moon or something right now as we speak. I’m gonna trust they have a good reason for doing it but a big part of me thinks they just felt like doing it for fun. They’re testing The Orion’s life support systems. I don’t know what that means exactly but OK. IF YOU SAY SO. SURE. I’ll believe you for the most part! Is this related to Orion: The Production Company? I’ve seen that logo before movies! Huh. Okay. HMM. Probably more of a reference to Orion’s Belt. If that constellation didn’t exist I guess Orion’s Pants would drop? Sorry. WHO IS Orion. Some Greek Asshole I’m guessing. Anyway. That’s all. See ya next week.
-2:57 P.M.
APRIL 2 2026
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