Okay. Hey! Everyone be quiet! Gotta write five paragraphs. What’s going on either in THE WORLD or MY LIFE. My Life Or The World. That’s a band name. I finished The Velvet Underground/Secretly-Half-About-Andy-Warhol book. Now everywhere I see a character named Andy I assume it’s a tribute to Andy Warhol. Devil Wears Prada. The Killers song on Hot Fuss. Huh. Parks And Recreation. I COULD GO ON. I could stop going on. I choose Stop. The kid named Andrew I knew when I was a kid. Was the movie Hot Fuzz a tribute to the record Hot Fuss? Cause that’d be a weird specific weird thing. Anyway. Lou Reed was into literature somewhat and we can only assume it’s because when anyone called him by his last name they were also ordering him to read. After a while that’ll have some effect! Lou, Read. It builds up over time! Anyway. Michael that’s a joke that a seven year old would make. YEP AND I BEAT HIM TO IT. Gotcha! Pretty much zero Seven Year Olds have blogs like I do so it’s kind of my RESPONSIBILITY to tell Seven Year Old Jokes. Hmm. Seven Year Old Jokes. 2019… How about that MUELLER REPORT. Can’t believe it. I thought I knew but I had no idea! Anyway. A lot of people worry about avoiding 7 Years Bad Luck by Not Breaking Mirrors or Walking Under Ladders but c’mon MAN UP. Seven Years is Nothing. LIVE YOUR LIFE. DEAL WITH IT. If you get seven years bad luck SO WHAT Do Your Time! Get on with your life.
Average life expectancy is 70-75. Seven years is 10% of your life. IT’LL DO YOU GOOD having some bad luck for a bit. Builds character! Anyway. I guess I started re-watching the MCUniverse? I watched Iron Man I and The Not Credible AT ALL Hulk. Anyway. WHO IS Jon Favraeu. His footprint is all over Hollywood but I feel I don’t really know WHO he is. He’s Money that’s who he is. He’s money and we don’t even realize it. I guess. Anyway. In a month I’m gonna turn 37.5. That’s HALFWAY to 75! THE GOOD HALF? I dunno Being Young is good. Body works better when you’re young. But you have more SOCIETAL POWER when you’re older. So there’s that. When does that kick in. My Societal Power. I think it happens gradually over time. Oh okay Good. Why does Stan Lee need to be in every comic book movie. When he was alive. It’s not like fans were demanding it. No random nerds were saying STAN LEE BETTER HAVE A CAMEO IN THIS ONE AGAIN TOO or else I’M OUT! No, only Stan Lee was getting off on that shit. Fuckin’ weirdo. Other than that he seemed like a good guy. But he HAD to be in EVERY movie for some reason! That part of his personality seems OFF! Maybe it impressed his grandchildren or something. OH. Well if it’s for GRANDCHLIDREN. Then I GUESS.
Great. What else is going on. I got beer in my eye. Not sure how I accomplished that. It happened! If I were a jerk and wanted to be in the comics I’d call myself Stanley ©. That can’t be copyright infringement! It’s a REAL NAME. It’s not currently my name but easily COULD have been! Anyway. I was looking it up and Edward Norton is a Nepo Baby. He’s a descendant of Pocahontas! He should provide the voice for GPS navigator systems and fulfill his destiny. Huh. I think he was miscast as Incredible Hulk. Because Edward Norton characters seem to have a rich interior life or something, you know what I mean. Just got that Actory way about him. Which really works for 90% of roles! But The Incredible Hulk is just some jerk when he’s in action. The Incredible Jerk is more like it! Go figure. Anyway. I think we can think of a lessslurry phrase than Nepo Baby for these people! Seems kind of offensive to me. The, “Baby,” part stands out off the top of my head as demeaning. The good news for them is they’re succeeding in a business they might not be totally qualified for! Oh yes that’s right. Well anyway that’s their business not mine. UNFORTUNATELY. It coulda been my business but now it’s theirs! Because of Nepotism!
Alright. I say let Edward Norton have any job he wants. He’s earned it! Except Incredible Hulk. The exception that proves the rule! I dunno. When I was a kid I think I liked The Hulk as a character but as an adult There’s Not Much There To Latch Onto. AS A KID COOL BIG GREEN GUY! SMASH THINGS UP. As an adult WHO GIVES A FUCK. Maybe once I’m elderly I’ll get it again. A few more years of life experience and IT’LL START TO MAKE SENSE. Stanlee must have put something into this character. He’s here for a reason. When I’m older I’ll understand The Hulk like I once did as a child! He’s not a good solo character but he’s okay as part of a team. OH OK GOTCHA. AREN’T WE ALL. We are all better as part of a team than being alone. That’s HUMANITY’S CURSE. Huh. Anyway. I like IRONMAN. That’s pretty much it when counting All The Avengers and Avengers Assorted Characters I’m, “Into.” Somehow they got me on the hook for 20-30 different Super Heroes just because I’m a fan of ONE. Well Done. I have to watch THOR: RAGNAROK because I think Iron Man is cool. The ol’ bait and switch. Anyway. Now Robert Downey Jr is Dr. Doom. If I were a Medical or Doctorial School I would DENY admission to anyone named DOOM. They’re not gonna be using their knowledge or expertise for good! THINK. Robert Doomy Jr. Fair enough.
Anyway. Not gonna see a movie in theaters this weekend. What will I do this weekend? Possibly nothing! Perhaps something! Only people who have seen or experienced the future know for sure. And even they might have some degree of doubt! ANYWAY big change when I order my cold brew iced coffee I stopped asking for it with skim milk and started asking for nonfat milk. I THINK that’s how Starbucks refers to it in their system technically. So I figure why not make things easy on ‘em! So every time I say Nonfat the last two weeks or so I FEEL GOOD because I’m doing a real good deed. How long will that last. At some point it’ll just become my standard order and I’ll forget about the amazing mitsvah I’m preforming. But for now I still know what I’m giving up. Saying, “Skim Milk.” Anyway. Skim and Milk are Almost Anagrams. WHO CARES. I almost care. Makes Sense. I think I used to ask for Coconut Milk a long time ago with Iced Coffee. What was that about! Where did it come from and where did it go. Lasted a couple years in the 2010’s. Ah well. Life is funny! I also used to drink regular coffee. Hot coffee! What was THAT about! I’ll do it again. Sure. I can see it. Well anyway that’s it I’m done. This last paragraph was pointless. A degree of magnitude more pointless than the rest of the entry! Which itself was on the deep end of the pointless spectrum! WELL SEE YA later!
-3:44 P.M.
MAY 14 2026
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