I have a dentist appointment later today. Gonna have to leave in a little over two hours! Lemme go to Polymarket to lay some money down on if I’ll finish the entry before I go. Hmm that’s odd it’s not on there. Anyway. Normally I’d drink a beer or two with the entry but I don’t want dentist to smell alcohol on me and be like you got drunk for the dentist? I’ve had enough of dentists judging me! And also of judges performing oral surgery on me. Anyway, Dentists judge patients all the time. It’s half of what they do. Have you been brushing. Have you been flossing. Have you been biting down on rock sugar again. Lots of judgement at the dentist’s office already! And WHY. I’m not judging them! Maybe I should, see how they like it! When dentist or dental hygienist asks me have you been brushing I COULD say I dunno, HAVE YOU? They may not have heard that one before! But Michael you just come off as Crazy in that scenario. Yeah. That sounds like me! It doesn’t sound like me IT IS ME. Oh okay great. Jeez. Got my music lesson later tonight, too! Should be okay! It’s the last thing I do every week before The Weekend Starts! Wow. Everyone loves The Weekend. You literally don’t have to do NOTHING. But you CAN do ANYTHING. That doesn’t sound exactly true. But I said it! Based on how I feel slightly! SO it’s based on reality!
If we lived in The Matrix our reality would be based on reality. Could be! I dunno. Anyway. I read social media a lot because I’m dumb and I read random people I don’t follow a lot because I’m even dumber and I see a lot of posts about horoscopes because it’s the dumbest so now I think I know a little bit about my own Astrology. I think I grew to become more like my sign over time. First half of my life I was definitely unique and my own person. Then the world BEAT ME INTO a Sagittarius. To fulfill its own sick desires. THANKS A LOT. Anyway. I think I associate Sagittarius with ACTING in the back of my mind. Because of SAG. Screen Actors Guild. Astrology probably didn’t intend that one from the start! GOOD. What are things that SAG. That’s something that could also be relevant. I dunno your Mom’s lady lumps. Okay. Great. Anyway. When someone asks you for your date of birth in a professional setting, where they’re gonna look it up on a computer, do you say it Wordwise or Numberstyle. I’d say over 50% of the time I say it in numbers. Today would be pronounced 5 21 26. This is good stuff I should have a podcast or something. Anyway. Sagittarius is pretty good. JERKS. We’re JERKS. I never thought about it that much overtly but my general impression is that we’re just assholes.
Okay! There’s Sagittarius and there’s Taurus. Sagittarius are people who ACT-a-Taurus. YEAH. I don’t know Astrology too much. I took an Astronomy class in 2009! Is that relevant? The main thing I remember is the building it was in. Powdermaker Hall. Seems like I got a lot out of it. COLLEGE CREDITS. Can I spend my college credits at the arcade? NO? Well what are they good for then! Maybe they’re only good at the college bookstore. So I can buy a sweatshirt then! Textbooks to classes I never took! A COFFE MUG MAYBE? Who cares! I think my last year at college they discontinued the college store Because Online. That’s not good. Oh thanks for clarifying. Anyway. That new Star Wars movie is coming out. It’s a weird concept. What if a Storm Trooper looking type guy is friends with a baby muppet alien that looks like he can’t do much cause he’s a straight up baby. It doesn’t SCREAM entertainment. Storm Troopers and babies both Don’t Do Much traditionally. Maybe Baby can actually do a lot! Maybe the storm trooper guy is actually his own person with his own story! Based on actually watching 15 episodes of this show I can tell you YES to those things. I think. I’m kind of arguing with myself in bad faith for some reason! IT’S WEIRD.
Huh. I might be arguing with myself in good faith. I forget what words mean. Anyway. I will be in the dentist’s chair at 2:30. The prophesy has come true. It’s the best time to see the dentist. I told that joke JEOPORDY STYLE. I may have said this before but Jeopordy is a strange name because at no times are the contestants ever in any real jeopardy. Also The Wheel Of Fortune itself contains a good amount of outcomes that contain MISFORTUNE. Also WE ALL want to be millionaires except for multi-millionaires and billionaires. What else do I got. Three is enough. THREE JOKES FOR THE DENTIST. I wouldn’t subject the dentist to that but I AM YOU for some reason. I am subjecting you to shitty jokes because hey sometimes I dip under the mediocre-to-average level and all I can do is ride the wave until I make my way back! Anyway. Does the dentist have some sort of wholesale deal with the tooth fairy. Huh. I dunno, if dentist is amputating my teeth I’m gonna be asking for them back! Why should he get to keep ‘em! Does tooth fairy only want baby teeth? Sounds about right. Maybe there’s a different one for adults and for children. Gotta keep em separated. Well anyway I’m gonna finish this entry on time before I have to leave. The bad news is It Sucked!
OK. You want something better you know where to find me! Say something! Constructive criticism couldn’t hurt! Well it might sting at first. But I’ll be okay. Damnit. I’m gonna have to go to the dentist again relatively soon even after this appointment. Three or four months. It never ends! I should Just Stop. Dentists are for Children And People With Problems. REAL ADULTS just live their lives! Probably. Then again, a couple of my teeth have felt sensitive on and off a little bit. Mostly off though! Well there ya go. Great. Star Wars eh. I bet when George Lucas thought of it he was like OMG WAIT IS THAT A PALINDROME TO… wait no sorry. It’s not really that close but in this scenario he had just thought of the title and thought it was amazing and then also he thought for a millisecond it had Palindrome Potential. Anyway. Did I read right that he originally wanted to call it The Star Wars? Sounds like either yes or no would be my guess. Anyway the summer is coming up in a month. Or sooner, or later, depending on how you define Your Summer. Either way, Summer is like The Weekend of the year! In theory and often in practice. I think my phone just AI’ed itself. Just rebooted itself overnight with Artificial Intelligence all over its mainframe supercomputer. Great. Maybe there’s a way I can undo this regression. Gonna have to look into that. Alright that’s all! See ya later.
-1:07 P.M.
MAY 21 2026
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