Okay. I just ate half an egg sandwich. It’s half of what they gave me and half what I paid for. It was half a bagel—bagelwise. But who’s to say it wasn’t a full sandwich in the abstract. I DECIDE when My Sandwiches begin and end! Anyway I re-watched Toy Story 1 Through 3.5 (4.5?) thinking I might go see Toy Story Five. I also just listened to a Ben Folds Five live album which is sort of to celebrate Toy Story Five? There’s a baseball player named Trevor Story. What if he wants to start a band! Toy Story eh. Oh I get it We The Audience Are The Kids. And actors and film makers and artists are kind of the toys. Off the top of my head, best interpretation I can do! I don’t like being a kid. Actors can’t like being toys. Who’s coming out great in this scenario. IT’S A WASH. A TIE. EVERYONE MAKES OUT OKAY. Anyway. If they ever wanna make a new Toy Story later on in fifty years but can’t afford the rights how about a spin-off rip-offClothes. It’s Toy Story but with items of clothe? I dunno! Shirt is friends with pants. Underwear is funny. Sunglasses are the coolest. Stuff like that! I can’t wait to see this on my deathbed. Anyway I gotta vote later today. It’s my civic doody. I’m copying my answers from my Parents Ballots except for one which I’m gonna go with my gut on this one! Anyway. At some point in human history some people’s hunches were biologically stored in Their Stomach. HENCE English!
Where do I get MY instincts? Sorry to say it’s probably my brai.. now that I think about it I dunno. FINGERS? I dunno. It’s possible I don’t EVEN HAVE Instincts. Too complicated. Let’s cut out the middle man and Just Do Things. NO INSTINCT JUST ACT. I might not know what words mean. Anyway I ran out of book so I circled back to Keith Richards autobiography which I CANCELLED 40 pages into a year or two ago because of boredom and this time around I GET IT. I guess I just didn’t Care So Much about Keith Richards as an eight year old. Everything else since then is a lot more interesting and rewarding as a read! Rich Keithards. How many people in human history have said that out loud. Lots of morons. Dozens probably, maybe hundreds. Hundreds of people who wouldn’t want anything to do with each other. It’s A Bad Club. Anyway, what? Also Keith Richards book is close to six hundred pages. I’m happy unless he circles back around to being six years old again and spends a lot of time on that! ANYWAY in the age-old debate of Beatles vs Rolling Stones I’ve always been aBeatles But Who Cares Let’s Move On With Our Lives Everyone Else Has. EVERYONE ELSE HAS MOVED ON WITH MY LIFE? WHAT? Anyway. If I started a band called The Beatless would people let me get away with that? Because it would mean a lot to me to use that title at one point or another. Even if it’s just in this joke!
Wonderful. I guess. Guess I’m seeing Supergirl this weekend! Imagine if the comics never came up with the character Supergirl and instead it was a 1990’s Punk Riot Grrrl Band who came up with the name Supergirl. Ok. I’m imagining it. Now what. It’d be a good band name then, right! Ok. What if there was a band name Sugar Ray. To be honest I’ve spent all this time trying to imagine there WASN’T a band named Sugar Ray. Is that a logical step. SUPER –> Sugar? I feel very comfortable with that kind of reasoning! Didn’t come from the gut. Didn’t come from the fingers. Came from THE HEART. One of the most useless organs when it comes to Instinct! Yes Heart matters for Pumping Blood but when it comes to dictating instincts Kinda At The Bottom Of The List of who you wanna listen to! But Michael, “Follow Your Heart.” NO. You Follow YOUR Heart. Then get back to me and lemme know how that worked out for you! Me and My Heart have been through a lot. Some illicit substances including stimulants. A decade of cigarettes. Alcohol. On and off Overeating. Lots and lots of prescription pills and medication. I’ve put my heart through Hell so maybe that’s why it’s giving me bad instincts out of spite! Maybe I should start listening to YOUR Heart! Bum. Ba Dum. Baa Dum. The sound a heart makes, ladies and gentleman! Ba Dumb.
The important thing is that it’s TRYING to make the right sound. Why isn’t there more variation in Human’s Heart’s Rhythms. Seems like we should all march to the beat of our own drum persay. Everyone gets their own heartbeat! I dunno I’m happy with the one we all got. Also it’s good Taking Care Of Healthwise. Makes CPR easier or something. What does CPR stand for? Caper. Copper. Coper. Casper. I could go on. WHAT’S CPR? Imagine if thatI Think He Took That Guy’s Wallet guy from Back To The Future II was nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his work in that movie. Why can’t they just have an Academy Award forI Like What You Did There. It could be for anyone doing anything, big or small! Anyway. If we’re ranking scenes from Back To The Future Trilogy I think sleeper Top Three Sequence is the very end of Back To The Future II. It’ snot that controversial. It’s a very emotional segment! But people just tend not to TALK about it OUT LOUD so much! “THE DOC’S ALIVE, HE’S IN THE OLD WEST BUT HE’S ALIVE!” Because haven’t we all been in that situation before! Anyway. You use, “Doc,” as short for, “Doctor.” I use it short for, “Document.” We are not the same. We’re pretty similar though! Still using the same word in some respect! We should celebrate our commonalities!
Huh. If I write myself in for one of the elections will I see my name show up on a list somewhere online as Receiving That One Vote? WOW. Let The Records Show That Someone Will Have Voted For Me For Office! Suddenly I’m not just wasting my time voting for my preferred candidate. Now I’m solidifying my place in history! But what if everyone only votes for themselves and I tie for first and then I win in a run-off lottery. THEN I GOTTA DO THE JOB. Great. I’ll do the job! So what. Apparently this is what the people want in this scenario! People Can’t Be Wrong! I dunno. I don’t think I wanna become a politician or hold office. Maybe a paleotician. That’s when Dinosaurs are in charge. Oh so you mean like NOW? Gottem! How come in Jurassic Park I through VII they never once talk about how dinosaurs taste. You’re telling me you brought all those species back to life after all those millions of years and YOU DIDN’T EAT ONE OF THEM? And on top of that,They’re Always Eating US! I’m just sayin,’ let’s settle the score. Let’s start with the fish dinosaur. Dunno what you call it. Dunno for sure if it even exists! But I’d eat DinoSeaFood FIRST before moving on to trying LandFood. ANYWAY. That’s all. I’ll see ya later.
-3:26 P.M.
JUNE 23 2026
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