Oh right. How’s everyone doing. What the Hell is going on. I’ve been watching Camp Rocks lately. I’m up to Camp Rock II: The Final Jam. I like movies about music. Now I know what a life in music is really like! A life in music is like devoting your life to music and then having to watch CAMP ROCKS every now and then and losing a little bit of your soul! I’m just jealous I never went to Camp Rock. I could have been one of the 95% of them who are Background Characters. I could use a lot more life experience being a Background Character. Tired of this Main Character Energy. MISPLACED and MISSPENT. Gotta go to talent summer camp to learn how to be a background character. I don’t like the word, “Background.” Ground is on the floor! Back is behind you in the third dimension! What direction are you trying to convey with the word BackGround! Anyway. My parents never really grounded me. I think they wanted to encourage me to get out there, have a social life. If they wanted to punish me there were surely more productive ways to do it! How DID parents punish me. HMM. I definitely remember doing things that warranted discipline. And I remember my parents trying to come up with somethin’. But I can’t remember WHAT the consequences were.
“You can’t do this for a while.” Stuff like that. No video games or TV. That stuff could work. Jokes on them I got a Gameboy in my room. Still felt like a punishment. I HAVE TO RESORT TO A GAMEBOY instead of Nintendo 64? THS IS HOW THEY LIVED IN OLDEN TIMES. Fact Or Fiction—they made Gamegirls at some point which are Gameboys that were pink. I feel like about 2/3rds chance that’s accurate. I just consulted A Mass Of Intelligence attached to my computer and it said NO That’s Wrong. I started re-watching OZ again and I wondered if the actor who played the Prison Chaplain was … and then realized NO That’s Wong. OZ is a comfort show for me. I just GET these people in this setting. I don’t like when it gets ridiculous sometimes but for the most part sometimes I can really relate to the characters! ONE NOTE how come there’s no Prison Rabbi at OZ. We want a Synagogue inside Emerald City and we’re gonna boycott until we get one. At this point if you’re Prison Jewish you’re just gonna be allied with the Skinheads right? IN TV and/or in real life? Gonna have to look into that one. Prison Religions are the most right-wing and/or conservative offshoots of the religions is my experience. From watching TV about them. Maybe Prison Judaism is the exception! I HOPE IT IS. Give me a real alternative! Why not.
Alright. Who’s the main protagonist prisoner we’re supposed to identify with in Oz? The guy who gets raped a lot who eventually discovers he’s gay? The guy in the wheelchair? The conniving sociopath? Those are the three most relatable characters. Well there’s the Muslim leader who is very moral but I can’t relate to him because I’M NOT A MUSLIM LEADER AT ALL. Hmm. Maybe I should think on why I didn’t feel I could relate to Good Wise Muslim Leader. Is it cause he’s black. NO It’s cause people don’t look up to me as their spiritual leader I DON’T TINK. Now that I think about SURE MAYBE THEY DO. Anyway. There’s half a dozen other main prisoner characters out there in OZ. I can’t list them all. This is only one paragraph! ALSO even if people look up to me as their Religion Top, I don’t EXERCISE that power. This guy is always DOIN’ TINGS. Not me! Hmm. Anyway Muslim is good they believe in Being Good People that’s why he’s a good guy. If I was him though I’d pick a different religion to influence people to believe. HMM What religion. Oh you know. Whatever. It’s up to you basically. Be a good person for sure though. Listen to your moral compass. You know whatever got you into prison in the first place! Anyway sometimes the best religion is no religion at all. Usually! Almost always I think. Now that I think about it YEAH THAT RINGS TRUE.
Alright. That’s good. I dunno how to feel about the Jones Brothers. On the one hand I don’t like them. On the other hand what have they ever done to me. It’s a real interesting debate! On the one hand they’ve contributed a net negative to society. On the second hand they make some people happy! On the first hand is it their fault? On the other hand there is no free will! How did the Jonas Brothers come up with their band name. Probably from that Weezer song. “My Name is Jonas.” Heard that track and RAN with it. God knows I got my name from Weezer. My name is Buddy Holly so what. I bet if you were really fat the Jonas Bros would laugh at you and be like HEY THIS IS LIKE JONAS AND THE WHALE and then you’d cry I’d Be like SEE I TOLD YOU THE JONES BROS SOCK. Lots of things wrong with that sentence. I like Hanson more than Joes. At least they SAID SOMETHING with their music. MMM-Bop. It’s SOMETHING. They’re GOING for it. Anyway. It’s a BOP. I only have one brother so I couldn’t really have a Brother Band. I have two older cousins who play music. But they’re like FIFTY. Not very cute anymore. We can all be an Elderly Brother Band. That sounds familiar. Oh I’m thinking of the Everly Brothers Band. It must be weird to be fifty. That’s practically DEATH Age now that I think about it. Only 4-8 units of five years left before you die. And also, now that I think about it, I’M PRACTICATLLY FIFTY. WHAT.
Anyway. I’m still closer to 18 than 50 thank God. Wait No I’m not. Still closer to 25 than 50 thank God. Uh No I’m not. Still closer to 27 than 50 thank God. YESSS. The point is am I a like a 50 year old or a 27 year old? MORE OR LESS I’M LIKE A 27 YEAR OLD. Anyway I dunno. Aging sucks. Why did we all agree to do this. It just gets worse at worse! At no point does it start to get better. Just a constant decline! I dunno at first Aging is Fun. First 18-21~ years of your life Aging is A JOY. I remember looking forward to getting older when I was still a child! After becoming an adult though it’s a consistent slog. Anyway. Movies tell me some people look forward to being Even Older. 13 Going On 30. That girl wanted to be THIRTY. What’s so great about that? I dunno! I FORGET. I guess you wanna be advanced in your career and you can’t be that far along when you’re 21. That’s not really AGE related. I’m really thinking about physiologicalwise. That’s more Experiencerelated. What Else Is Going On. Not a lot. Gonna write a movie 37 going on 90. And in it I wake up Very Old tomorrow! IT’S A ROMANTIC COMEDY. Wow I can’t wait to be immersed in Romance and Comedy. I wonder how they will overlap and interact! WELL that’s it. I’ll see ya later.
-3:50 P.M.
SEPTEMBER 10 2026
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