Hi! Time for five paragraphs of Everything Working Out. Sentence after sentence of Coolness! What’s Good News these days. My Birthday and Present Celebration Holidays are coming up in 2 months. I can’t wait to receive GIFT. Hey you know that age old computer image debate of whether it’s pronounced GIFT or JIFT? Right? Anyway. Let’s talk about something. I Gizz all over myself several times a day. Just being honest! This is a safe space! It’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it. The point is I don’t know how to read words. How am I supposed to write words then? Just by trial and error I guess. Halfway through the Stevie Nicks book. Coming to the conclusion I don’t really like anyone in Fleetwood Mac. All these people kind of suck! I’m getting used to liking the songs I’m learning but no one can make me to like these jerks. Anyway cover band called Fleetwood PC? Who’s with me?! The computer brand is called a PC because it’s a Personal Computer. And the other brand is called Macintosh because it’s made out of Apples. I think I once asked my Dad if a kid ever brought him an apple in his 30+ year career of teaching. Think he said no. Which is good. What is he gonna do with an apple. Huge majority of his career he was an overweight fat guy. He doesn’t want an apple he wants pizza pie! What does he need an apple for!
They put pineapple on pizza but never regular apple. I don’t want either of them. Get off my website with that shit. What if I ordered Hawaiian pizza but without pineapple. Then pizza place would be like what? And I’d be like JUST CALL IT HAWAIIAN. It makes me feel better. I remember a moderately distant past where I would get meat lovers pizza. I don’t think if I’ll ever get that again as long as I live. It just doesn’t make sense healthwise. You Don’t Know What You’ve Got Til It’s Gone. They should have Meat Lovers Other Stuff. Can I get Meat Lovers Chicken Noodle Soup? Can I get Meat Lovers Chocolate Cake? CAN I GET Meat Lovers CALIFORNIA ROLL? Anyway yeah. What if we added eight meats to All Foods. Something to consider! Whole Foods implies the existence of Partial Foods. Or the POTENTIAL of Partial Foods at least. Kinda want meat lovers pizza for tonight. It’s not the worst thing in that could happen to my body in the world. I could be raped by Cornell Students. They’re Out Of Control! Corn-Ell. What’s that. Why does that make sense to me. I don’t get it. Either way there should be a super hero man whose sole purpose is to stop rapes. That’d be my priority. I just described Law And Order: SVU. Oh right. I guess.
Hmm. Anyway. Super Hero? More like Super Zero. Get off my webspage. Sometimes I wonder wait was I sexually assaulted at some point and just do a really good job repressing it? MAYBE. That’s what repression is. You forget! So I think You know what MAYBE. If I really think about it HARD I can SORT Of MAYBE think of SOMETHING now that you mention it. Probably not. But HUH I DUNNO. Anyway I’ve had concrete bad experiences in life for sure that weren’t sex crime to worry about. So that’s good. Ex Crime. Is that a phrase. Someone should think about it. I’ve never had an Ex because I’ve never had a Partner. Oh well! Anyway funny stuff what else is up. SVU doesn’t stop rapes. It just investigates rapes that already happened. TOO LATE. WHO CARES. The worst has already happened. Thanks for nothing ICE T. Also has Ice T considered changing his name because of ICE the Gestapo-type agency? If I were him I’d say it’s time for a rebrand! Russell Brand. That guy seems like he sucks too. But that’s neither here nor there. Unless he’s here. Or there. Turns out lots of people suck! Probably the majority of people. Well anyway. As long as I’ve got myself I should be okay. Wow what if I suck. We’ll cross that bridge when we get there! If it turns out I suck then we’ll figure that out in time!
Okay. I don’t think I suck. I’m trying my best. Unlike people who suck. Sucky People don’t try. I’m Trying so that’s how you know I don’t suck. I guess Fleetwood Mac band members don’t suck. They’re okay. I just don’t love them. They love each other too much already. Too indiscriminately. On and off at least I guess. Is it just me or was Lindsay Buckingham always on the What’s Up With That sketch in SNL? I didn’t know who he was really in the past but now I guess I do. Pretty sure it’s not just me. Pretty sure it’s universal. Well anyway. I’m gonna guess a lot of highly qualified teenage girls aren’t gonna be applying to Cornell next year. I wouldn’t wanna go to School Of Rape! And maybe potential rapist boys are gonna be more likely to wanna attend. So it’s just gonna be Proportionally Worse Situations next year’s class. Cornell is doomed I guess! Oh well that’s their problem not mine. I wouldn’t go to Cornell but I would attend Cornball University. If that existed. It just makes sense to me. Well unless they had a SA problem as well. That’s not in the spirit of Cornballing. It could happen anywhere though! That’s the point! IT DOES happen everywhere! Oh no. Anyway.
Okay. I think I’ll eat something worse than meat lovers pizza tonight. Like Too Much Popeye’s! YES. I feel bad for anyone actually named Jane or John Doe. People must always be doubting they really exist. I know what that’s like. I doubt I exist sometimes! Anyway. I was 6. He was 37. My name is John D’OH! I don’t know what that joke means exactly. The important thing is I’m trying. Great. Maybe at some point I thought the Special in, “Special Victims Unit,” meant that all these victims were all kind of Mentally Disabled. For some reason they devoted an entire police unit to addressing crimes against the Mentally Enfeebled. What would the point of that be though! Hmm. We’re all a little Special sometimes! Well at least that’s been my experience. I can’t speak for everyone. I can and will but I probably shouldn’t! Anyway. I hope playing Fleetwood Mac this season with School Of Rock encourages my group to become romantically involved with each other. I could use that sort of thing in my life. It’d be a real blast and a half. Seemed to work out for the real Fleetwood Mac! They all had fun love with zero consequences. I don’t even need EVERYONE to get into relationships. Just ME. And ONE girl. That’s probably enough IMO. Anyway that’s all! See ya!
-9:24 P.M.
OCTOBER 6 2026
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