Great. I gotta write it before you read it! But to you it’s already written. Time works in funny ways. It’s not that funny. It goes from Start To Finish! Earlier to Later. Before to After! Some people may say time is not linear. Not to my face! But I’ve heard it indirectly. Anyway I can’t wait to see the movie about Mark Zuckerberg. I love Airplane! And all those parody movies and I can’t wait to see the film about the man behind them. Why is the word airplane in our lexicon. Before them there were no landplanes or seaplanes. I think planes will suffice. The, “Air,” isn’t totally necessary! I don’t think so. Do Data Centers produce air pollution. Internet says they do create air pollution. Their slogan can be WE PUT THE, “AI,” IN AIR! Great! What DON’T they do! Anyway I’ve heard of the insult Airhead. GUESS WHAT airhead is a lot better than Carbon Dioxide Brain. So think about it next time you wanna insult someone. Anyway aren’t libraries old fashioned data centers. I guess. But they don’t cause society enough harm to be practical in the 21st century. Everything in this country needs to be FAIR AND BALENCED. Half worthwhile, Half intended to cause pain and suffering. I guess. Not each thing is 50/50 but I guess it evens out in the end?
Anyway. Maybe American life is more accurately described by the slogan of another cable news channel. Lean Forward. That was a thing at some point. Lean In. I might be thinking of advice hitting coaches give when you’re in the batter’s box. I like my steak like I like my news Lean & Forward. Whatever. I wonder if Steaks would be bad for vampires. Because of homophones. I’d say a solid chance you smoosh a steak in a vampire’s face they’re gonna be turned off! I dunno maybe I don’t think it’s STAKES so much vampires don’t like. It’s that they don’t like getting stabbed in the HEART. A Stake Through The Heart is just shorthand for them not wanting to get impaled by ANYTHING there! You can call anything a stake. Anyway. I don’t like vampires. They’re not scary. They’re not sexy. They’re not funny. They’re not deep. They’re not even real! They’re just THERE. Who needs em. They’re not there, per mirrors. I don’t get why they don’t show up in mirrors. LEAVE MIRRORS OUT OF IT. Why should mirrors be made to seem inadequate based on vampires. Let mirrors do their job. I don’t get it. YEAH. Are weathermen real life modern day vampires because of Green Screen? I’d have to look into it to see if there are other crossover similarities. Vampires can’t go out in the sun and Meteorologists PREDICT when there is sun…
Okay. Can vampires go out when it’s very cloudy? Something to think about! “Meteorologist,” is one of those words you learn as a kid and hate. Feels like it should be about a Meteor Expert. What kinda bullshit is this. If I were on the Mets baseball organization I might consider calling myself a MET-eorologist or something. Not all the time but maybe once as a one-off joke. Me & T.S. Eliot Down By The School Yard. That’s no good. Tough Shit Eliot. I’ve never used the phrase, “T.S.” for Tough Shit bit I’ve seen it on TV! Possibly in a Period Piece. Just saw the first episode of the Carrie mini-series. That was in one section partly a Period Piece. Anyway women Carry babies. In their bellies. When pregnant. Is that where that name comes from. Hmm. There’s Steven King AND there was a Steve McQueen. Interesting! On the other hand there’s a Stevie Nicks but no Stevie Nets. Things don’t always work both ways I guess. Anyway. They say Fleetwood Mac music is sexy. Like that’s something we can get out of it. I don’t understand. Am I supposed to get hard or something listening to it. Its SOFT rock. It’s the opposite of getting hard! I don’t find this music sexy. I don’t find vampires sexy. Maybe I’m the outlier. Or maybe I’m telling it like it is!
Great. Vampires might not be sexy but Amplifiers are very sexy. And they’re similar words. I like a nice guitar amplifier. Amplifier. Amp LIFE! Ire. What else was I talking about. There’s a whole Land devoted to Ire and nothing else. Ire-land. Ire means, “Anger,” or, “Rage.” Ireland translates to THE LAND OF FURY. Great. I can’t wait to come to that conclusion again in a couple of years. I feel like I’ll come across that joke again over and over in my lifetime a half dozen times, each time feeling it’s more or less original. Okay. Anyway. Lookin’ around my room for INSPIRATION. Settled on Monopoly Box in closet. What’s the monopoly man FOR. He endorses the game. If this cartoon character says this game is fun and for me then I guess it should be okay. He’s a business man! He’s got all the signs of wealth. I think he knows what he’s talking about. Alright. Just like Ronald McDonald for burgers. If this clown says these hamburgers are alright then they must be! The joke is that Completely Fictional Company Characters are there chiefly to endorse the product. Give their seal of approval. So that we’ll buy the stuff based on these freaks’ OK.
Alright! Anyway. I think I’ve read one Stephen King book in my life time. The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon. It’s about a girl who gets lost in the forest and to keep herself sane she thinks about Boston Red Sox closer Tom Gordon all the time. Also she’s being stalked by monsters or something of course. Might be a hard movie to make. Just a girl alone most of the time! And I guess lots of sequences involving dreams of Tom Gordon. IT COULD WORK I guess. We’d need Tom Gordon on board I guess. Then all the rest of the pieces will fall into place. Well anyway. Would they have to update it if they made it now. Who’s Boston’s relief pitcher de jure in 2026. The Girl Who Loved Aroldis Chapman. Ooh that’s good he’s good. Awesome. Anyway. I think the girl was like 12. I don’t think she loved Tom Gordon in a romantic way. But it may have been on that trajectory. So that’s good for her figuring things out in the woods finding herself. Anyway. I did pretty good in baseball when I was in high school gym. I distinctly remember hitting doubles off the wall and stealing home. So those are the few top tier sports memories I have. I remember once catching the ball while playing catcher when the hitter hit a pop up and the gym teacher calling me Captain. WOW. Teacher made loser kid feel good by calling him The Captain. It works! Anyway. See ya later.
-3:56 P.M.
OCTOBER 8 2026
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