Okay. Hey! How’s everyone doing. I should write an entry for the audience, other people, YOU, this time. Usually I write for MYSELF. I think I’ve had enough. Anyway what kind of ‘Graphs you into. What kinda paragraphs. Ya’ll like THIS kind of ‘graphs? Paragraphs. Oh No PARA MEANS GHOST. Scary! I think I’m ghosting all the people I’ve ever known in my life except my immediate family and a few other exceptions. Or they’re ghosting me. Either way We Don’t Keep In Touch! Anway. Ghosting doesn’t make sense. That’s when you ignore someone and go out of your way to avoid them. I mean YES IDEALLY that’s what a ghost’s relationship is with you. BUT NOT ALWAYS. Often ghosts haunt you it’s a real thing and it happens and you don’t want it. Here’s an example, if you were in the Amityville Horror and someone you knew ghosted you then What Does That Mean. They’re in touch with you every night essentially! Anyway. I dunno. The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty Horror. I may not know what to say. The world is at Horror right now. Entire globe! It’s escaped Amityville. THE WORLD HORROR is where we’re at! It’s not really supernatural though. It’s supranatural I guess. Main cause of horror seems to be concentrated in Donald Trump and his cohorts. Oh okay good we’re narrowing it down a bit. That’s productive.
Whole world is on edge. By which I mean we’re all listening to the new U2 EP. His name is THE Edge. Good. He was named after the kind of masturbation he likes. Probably. When he first came up with it, it was an obscure phrase he thought no one would ever even think to come up with to identify him with! Decades later though society cracked the code! Huh. Huh. It’s also a chord progression. WHO IS THAT EDGEE IN THE WINDOW. What was I talking about. Oh right World War III. I’m not scared of World War III because I can’t even Fathom. I’ll start getting scared of it in *checks watch* a couple of weeks. My therapist rescheduled an appointment because she’s going on vacation to a country that’s currently not even involved in any violence or anything but she was like well if I cancel it because a complete world war breaks out I’ll let you know so we can go back to the original appointment. And not in a flippant way. That’s the reality people are facing ON EARTH today. Probably the several active astronauts out there are facing pressure as well. Anyway I saw they’re making a spin-off from Family Guy about Stewie. I wonder if it will center around French Stewart: the guy from a while ago. Some actor. Usually comic I think. Around the 1990’s or 2000’s usually. I don’t know why we’re writing/reading this either. It seems like a terrible waste of our time.
I may be hitting a wall with this website/post. MAY be just today. MAY be website in general. We’ll see! What kind of things do you want me to talk about. What are you interested in! Michael what do YOU want to talk about. Oh okay. College sports can’t we get more transgender involvement in them? I think we should get more Trans Men involved in the men side of sports. That way YOU’LL SEE. See what. I dunno. Somethin! That’ll learn ya! Anyway. I almost walked into Woman’s Bathroom a couple of weeks ago at movie theater. Literally about to cross the threshold doorway before I realized my mistake. SCARY STUFF. I don’t know what would have happened! I think of Sinners about how vampires can’t get into the place. That’s a best case scenario. Simply wouldn’t be able to get in. Worst case scenario is I turn trans. Second worst case scenario is I make people in the bathroom very uncomfortable and angry at me because I clearly present as A Big Boy. I dunno. Anyway. There’s nothing wrong with being trans. It just sucks because society mostly treats them like shit. Other than all the hate and discrimination and even criminalization I’m sure it’s a lovely experience. ALL IN ALL GOOD. Trans kills two genders with one stone. YOU’RE KINDA ONE BUT YOU’RE REALLY THE OTHER. GREAT STUFF. But Michael they’re not Kinda One They’re Really The Other. THAT’S WHAT I SAID. No they’re not Kinda the other one they’re the one that they are. I THINK WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.
Anyway. I identify as Trans. TRANSCENDENTAL. YEAH. Sure maybe sometimes I kind of feel like a man trapped inside a man’s body. Wish I had some other man’s body! It’d be more convenient for reaching things on high shelves! OH WELL. I like most things about my body. I feel at home in my body 80%. LIGHT BODY DYSMOROPHIA IS ALL IT IS. Anyway. When Republicans says Democrats want TRANS FOR EVERYBODY I guess that literally means they want to make all males females and all females males? FOR WHAT? WHY. WHAT POSSIBLE USE WOULD THAT SERVE. JUST A HUGE MIX-EM-UP? EVERYONE’S REVERSED ON A CIVILIZATIONAL SCALE? Why would that… who would that… IN WHAT WORLD… Anyway. I want TRAINS FOR EVERYBODY. I used to like playing with Train Set when I was a kid. I used to like riding train as a teenager. I used to like TRAINING DAY as an adult. I know you’ve heard of T-Pain but have you heard of T-Rain because that’s also a band named Train. Then there’s T-Rex. Which is also a band and King Of The Dinosaurs. King Of The Dinosaurs. That’s a good band name. Especially if they made good music. If they made really good music then it’d be a really good band name. When asteroid hit all the dinosaurs defiantly were like Die? No. Watch how high I Soar. Then they all died unfortunately.
Last paragraph. It’s gonna be 2030 in three and three quarter years. What should we be doing then. NOT AT WAR. BE AT PEACE. HAVE SOME FUN. IN THE MIDDLE EAST. That’s good. I’m just concerned that for some people Having Fun means BOMBING HOSPITALS. For me though it’s chillwave. People at home and abroad listening to chillwave. Why not. I dunno. I saw they’re making a movie with AI Val Kilmer. Cause regular Val Kilmer is dead. That sucks! I don’t wanna see a computer act. I COULD ACT BETTER THAN THAT. Why would I watch an inferior product than myself. I might as well look at myself in a mirror running lines! I MIGHT AS WELL DO LIENS OFF A MIRROR at this point! Might as well become a drug addict is what I’m trying to say! Ride of The Valkilmers. That a thing? I dunno! Val Kilmer was a snooze as Batman in the one movie he was Batman. Every other actor was dialing it up to eleven and he was just playing it subdued and straight as far as I can remember. WATCH THE MOVIE. You’ll see my off the cuff half remembered remark checks out! YES MICHAEL have you heard of the concept of a straight man. NO. NO I HAVEN’T. Anyway. He was okay. But he wasn’t going nuts being Batman. Well anyway that was an okay Batman movie. Its one for the kids. Some Batmen for the adult folks. This one for the kids! That’s all. I’ll see ya later.
-3:22 P.M.
MARCH 19 2026
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