Alright. Hey! I saw the new Star Wars last night. I thought it was pretty good! Pretty intense at times! In fact, some of these action sequences were too scary for children (Me)! I find it weird that reviews praised Pedro Pascal’s acting when he was wearing a mask 98% of the whole time. And presumably had a body double for the most part. But it was probably his voice the whole time. But he was MASKING HIS VOICE too. That wasn’t his real voice. It was a voice mask! DISQUALIFIED. Anyway I like Looksmaxxed Jabba the Hutt. I have one plot hole complaint that’s related to a literal physical plot hole in one scene but I won’t go into it because it gives away too much. But something about something Didn’t Add Up! If I write to George Lucas Complaining About It First do I get a prize. ALL Star Wars complaints go to George Lucas. This is his world, this is his problem! Anyway. No one is supposed to see the Mandalorian without his mask. If they do, Mandalorian is supposed to kill them! OH NO WE’RE ALL IN DANGER, The Movie Going Public. I was crying on the whole ride home. Anyway I’m pretty sure they got the name Mandalorian from some kind of Orange or fruit. Anyway how about them Knicks. I’m excited because you’re excited. SOMEHOW My social media feed is excited and it’s rubbing off on me it’s a seemingly benign Social Media Outcome on me!
My main association with The Knicks is probably Patrick Ewing. EW-ing? That’s what girls are doing when they react audibly to me. They go, “Ew.” They’re Ew-ing. They should make A Wrinkle In Time spin off knock off A Knick In Time Starring WHY NOT Patrick Ewing. We know he can act! He was in Space Jam. Why is that the title. Who thought of it and who agreed on it and were they right? Oh well. Anyway. New Tory Story coming out. These movies are ok but I could never fully relate to them because I never really played with toys like that! Action figure-like toys. Making up Play Pretend Make Believe Situations. That’s Not MY Experience. I watched TV a lot. That’s a game! Played video games. That’s like TV COMBINED with playing real games! Did anything and everything on the computer. It was kind of fun growing up in my generation. And then it was two hassles and a half once I stopped growing up! I remember THINKING A LOT as a kid. That was fun. That could be a game. Making Up Fun Play Pretend IN MY MIND… just without toys! The moral of the story for children is your mind is the greatest toy of all! Whether you use that On Toys Or Not is up to you. Just do SOMETIN with it. Anyway. What’s the moral of the story of Tom Hanks’ character Woody AGING in the new movie, per the trailer I saw. Kinda Creepy to me. What are they trying to say! Gotta see the movie to find out. I’ll see the movie to find out WHAT THE MOVIE is saying. I’m asking WHAT THE TRAILER is saying!
Kids love playing with their Woody. That’s what that character’s name is about. Hey I figured out a joke! Took me thirty years but I got there! At this rate I will figure out 1.5 or so more jokes over the course of the rest of my life. But I’ll figure out the last half joke right at the end of my life so I won’t really be able to enjoy it. Well maybe it’s for the best. Getting the Half Joke will make the end of my life Go Down Easier. Huh. Maybe that’s what the blues song Going Down is about. Taking Medicine and having it Go Down Easier. Gonna have to ask my teacher about that on Thursday. For months while playing it I was just assuming it was about Going Down on the fredboard of the guitar. Because the crux of the song is playing chords literally Going Down, descending down, on the guitar from one part of the fred board to the bottom. I FELL FOR THE MOST OBVIOUS THUS WRONG ANSWER. Anyway. Watching The Mandalorian And Grogu I was getting big Gizmo: The Good Gremlin From Gremlins vibes from Grogu. Pretty much the same character. Also, I think they’re supposed to subliminally make audience, especially male, want to have a baby. Females already like babies per my understanding of stereotype. But men are like IF GROGU or GIZMO are what babies are like maybe they’re not so bad. MAYBE it’s time I find a mate and procreate. Maybe.
Yeah! In the meantime I’m gonna be by myself for a little while longer. Possibly forever. But only in small portions at a time. I might be by myself for the rest of time but it will be divided into Many Small Segments! Anyway. Are babies really like the small non-human charming creatures in major motion Hollywood pictures? I dunno! Never met one! Must have met one here and there but never GOT TO KNOW a baby! Can you get to know a baby. Do they have a personality? Sure they like to eat and drink and piss and shit. YOU JUST DESCRIBED EVERYONE. Anyway. Going to the Mets game on Sunday. Two hours and fourty five minutes of non-stop baseball. Maybe something interesting will happen, like a double play or a triple! That’ll make it all worthwhile. It can’t be any worse than Being Captive ANYWHERE For Three Hours. It could be it’ll be a captivating game in front of me! IF Not Then Well I Just Have To Sit There And Talk To My Brother for a few hours and we’ll have paid Citifield for the privilege of our conversation. I’ve gone to probably around 18 baseball games in my lifetime and 14 of them have been sitting on the rightfield side of the stadium. Is that consistent with everyone’s experience? Does EVERYONE tend to be on the rightfield side? When I look at Audience it seems pretty evenly spaced out to me! But for some reason no matter what my age is or who I go with or what stadium it is Default Is RightFieldSide.
Huh. I see you like a gremlin, bet/because I can’t even make you wet. Sure. BET is a channel devoted to African American Entertainment. How come there’s no channel RAISE. Or CALL. Or FOLD. Too many letters that’s where they are. I dunno I have seen channels of 4 letters. Call or Fold are shitty Channels though. Maybe RAISE. But THAT’S too many letters unfortunately. I dunno. In today’s internet and streaming environment, we can make up channels of Any Amount Of Letters! These ain’t your Daddy’s Broadcast TV Channels! Huh. Are they my Mommy’s Broadcast TV Channels? NO My Mommy and My Daddy had THE SAME Broadcast TV Channels. Oh okay. My Mom lived in Britian for a few years before she met my Dad. If she owned a TV then she had different TV channels then. Looks like your entire theory is coming apart. That’s Okay I Didn’t Really Care About What I Was Saying. Oh okay. I think there might be a channel RIZE. I might be thinking of seeing that 4-Letter-Combo in Some Other Context! Who Gives A Shit. RIZE of The Planet Of The Apes. If I was in The Planet Of The Apes I’d probably go through the entire movie and then see the dilapidated Statue Of Liberty at the end and then go WOAH You guys built a Statue Of Liberty Too! COOL. WEIRD, Great Mind Think Alike. ANYWAY What Else Is Up. Well that’s all. See ya later.
-3:23 P.M.
MAY 26 2026
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