Sure. What’s up! Sam Niell died. Famous brother of Yankees right fielder Paul O’ Neill. Brother Paul was a jerk. Whenever he struck out or made an error he’d get big feelings and knock over the bat rack or something. Is bat rack a thing. Well between Baseball and Batman it’s gotta be a real thing in some universe. The Bat Rack is when Bruce Wayne pays for his girlfriend’s implants. Anyway Sam Neill was good in The Omen Three which I never saw. But I bet he was good in it! He was good in Event Horizon which I never paid attention to. Horizon is a place not an Event. You need to learn a thing or two Moviemakers. It’s an event once you get there! When you reach the horizon yourself that there is an event! I’d like to think Sam Niell had his own Event Horizon recently. If that’s a good thing. It was a horror movie though. Probably an unpleasant thing in that case. Anyway who else is dead. Oh tons of people. I just saw EVIL Dead Burn. It was alright. My prevailing comment is How Dare They cast a Lin Shaye type who’s not Lin Shaye. This movie is Lin Shaye erasure. I heard that phrase somewhere. Something something Erasure. Maybe people will think I’m clever if I use it! Probably not.
Oh well that’s why pencils have Erasures. Pencils have a good attitude about things. Don’t take things so seriously! You can always Go Back And Erase Some Stuff! PENS ARE ASSHOLES THOUGH. Anyway. When they’re terrorizing the living, Evil Dead ain’t so dead! They’re up and about and animated and active. Pretty much just EVIL. Un-dead you can say. The Evil Undead is kinda clunky though. Clunky like this riff. Clunky like my life! Clunky Peanut Butter. That’s a thing. I can’t stand peanut butter and even if I did like peanut butter it’d be on the opposite end of the spectrum from Clunky Peanut Butter. Anyway. The Odyssey is getting exceptional reviews! Oh yeah you love it don’t you. Can’t get enough of it. Epic Film Turns You On Good Huh. That’s how I imagine dirty talking film critics in regards to The Odyssey. Anyway WHY is the most ubiquitous brand of condoms Trojans. What’s the implication there. What’s the metaphor they’re going for. We’re gonna trick someone to get a dick inside them or something? Or they will accept a dick but they don’t know what’s hidden inside it! Also in reality it’s like an ANTI-Trojan Horse. Without a condom you might have all sorts of proto-soldiers (in the form of semen) busting out. On the other hand Condom gonna keep any possible potential Trojan Horsers INSIDE.
Anyway. Anyway. You guys know that meme based on the Brady Bunch Sure, Jan. How about TRO, JAN? It might go a little something like this. Huh. What else is up. Brady Bunch sounds bland and unassuming because we all know the sitcom inside and out but if it was brand new to me I’d feel the implication of the word Bunch there in the title is that it sounds like the family members themselves are like WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE HERE… I CAN’T EVEN KEEP TRACK OF ALL THESE PEOPLE. THERE’S 8 OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS FAMILY AND SOMETIMES I FORGET ABOUT MOST OF THEM. Anyway. What if in the end of The Matrix Reloaded the, ”Architect,” they were looking for the entire movie turned out to be Mike Brady. That couldn’t work. They can’t be the same overlapping person. Mike Brady needs to devote all his energy to being The Patriarch Of The Brady Bunch. NO TIME for being the architect of the Matrix. And Vice Versa! Anyway. I’m a good guy so I only do Virtue Versas. Leave Vice Versas for the heathens of the country! Anyway I started this epic 700 Page Book of interviews with songwriters. Also found out there’s a part two of this enterprise which is equally as long. It’s okay. All song writers are links in a chain. Even unsuccessful ones that no one knows and suck? Possibly! Some of ‘em, maybe! Wow Even Me!
Cool! I wouldn’t necessarily call myself Unsuccessful Songwriter. That would imply I tried and failed. I dunno how hard I tried! I’ve made an effort to never try particularly hard! I also started rereading On The Road. By Jack Kerouac. Read this sucker in high school presumably. It’s okay! I’m making my way through it! It’s pretty good! He’s making his way through the road so fast so far though what’s he gonna do with the rest of the book. STAY on the road I guess. Keep going back and forth on the road! Even though he made his way through the road pretty quickly at first. Anyway. Dude really shouldn’t be on the road while hitchhocking. GET OFF THE ROAD you’re in danger. Stand to the side! Reminds me of that Bob Dylan album cover with him and a girl huddling together walking down THE CENTER OF THE ROAD. The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan album cover. GET OUT OF THE WAY CARS DRIVE HERE. Remember that movie franchise Cars. Was that just propaganda for CARS? Seemed so at the time! Anyway. Maybe every movie is propaganda for what it is. I guess. Movies use props to what agenda. So the actors have stuff to hold and to look at. Anyway thing about Good News Being We Can Bring Back Sam Neill With Jurassic Park Technology. There Ya Go. That Thing. Whatta Joke!
Cool. I dunno. What should I write next. Probably something else. Don’t write something I’ve already written. I get that. Let’s start there. Is On The Road supposed to be like Stream Of Consciousness? Because it’s KIND OF Stream Of Consciousness, but I could picture Better! Not from me. My Consciousness Body Of Water isn’t great as of this moment. But SOMEONE could do better than that! Maybe even I can do better in future moments! It’s potentially easy. Just follow the water. Stream gotta lead somewhere! What if it trickles out into nothing. Then that’s the end of the book! What if it happens halfway into the first page. Then that’s half a page more than most people got! Good job! Great. What am I gonna do with half a page. Put it in your pocket. Maybe try again later! Also the inspiration I’m describing/experiencing seems more like a geyser than a stream. I guess that’s how I tend to be creative. Geyser Of Consciousness! Anyway my pronouns are Guy/Sir. Great. Anyway. For some reason I thought Ol Faithful erupted like once every 30 years. And it was really special. Turns out it’s every hour and a half. Well the good news is we’ll be able to see it as a family. The bad news is Who Cares there’s 16 showings of this a day it’s not so special at all! Anyway. That’s all for today! See ya later.
-3:52 P.M.
JULY 16 2026
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