Hey! How’s everyone doing. I’m doing GOOD mostly on account of Spider-Noir. Is it a 12/10? No it’s an 8/10 so what. I see people say 12/10 a lot to say they really liked something on the internet. I WASN’T AROUND when we decided on that euphemism. Only popped up in the last few years as far as I can tell! And how come we skipped 11/10? Because it subliminally reminds people of 9/11? WE SHOULD REMEMBER. Don’t you remember Never Forget? You know what, I’m glad we forgot. I don’t care if it’s controversial! We thought about it for more than enough time and thinking about it led to some really bad consequences! Unnecessary wars and torture prisons and enhanced government surveillance and whatknot. In retrospectWe Shuold Have Just Forgot! Anyway. 12/10. Sounds like 6/5! Sounds like 1.2! What’s 6 over 7 in decimals. The Cool Kids might start using that number as a Spin Off Secret Code and I wanna stay ahead of the curve. Rounds off to .86 OH NO RUN AWAY The Sea Shell Murder Number! Then again if it’s three digits it’s .857. THAT SOUNDS SAFE. WE’RE SAFE with three digits. Anyway. MATH IS FUN. Pretty sure this isn’t math. It’s just Saying Numbers and goingLook At That Number! Math involves, ya know, DOING Math! I’m building up to math. Gotta look at numbers first. Get comfortable with them. Then comes the math!
Ugh. I got my music show a week from Saturday. I think it’ll be okay. I notice myself following along with the entire songs more and more this season during practices. This time around I’m still 85% paying attention to what I’m doing but Other People’s Parts are making an impression too! That’s good! I should know what the Hell I’m playing to. Anyway. Teacher is too kind when giving critiques after rehearsing a song. Sometimes he’ll point out I messed up in key situations but other times he’ll just goThat Was Pretty Good or even greater praise when I In Fact Was Playing Pretty Not Good. Go figure! Well that’s enough about my life. It’s weird that My Life is the fallback in terms of Topic Conversation. My Life isn’t Inherently Interesting nor is it a Bottomless Pit Of Subject Matter. So WHY do I go there. Oh right because it’s what’s on my mind. I’m thinking about my life in the back of my mind I guess. It’s what’s presumably consequential to me somehow. DO I EVEN HAVE A LIFE. That’s a philosophical question. Do any of us have lives? I don’t think so! It’s a theoretical construct that we made up that doesn’t exist! Also if you had a life would you be here reading this? Anyway is Spider-Noir the first black and white program designed FOR ME? Possibly. Other than Schindler’s List. Also looking it up, I just watched Ed Wood LAST WEEK that was good. There’s a dozen or so contenders! Raging Bull! HE COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER. That could have been from that movie.
Yeah. Sure! If I were Ed Wood I’d have named my daughter Holly. Not if I WAS ME Being Ed Wood. IF I WAS ED WOOD. GET IT STRAIGHT. Did Ed Wood have to explain to people that his name wasn’t Edward and he was not speaking with a speech impediment when introducing himself. EdWood. EdWard. Hi My name is Edwood. EDWARD YOUR NAME IS EDWARD? You get the idea. I don’t think I’d wanna be in an Ed Wood film. Be a laughingstock. That reminds me I need to buy stock in laughter. There’s always a market for laugher! God ain’t making anymore of it. When Robert Plant asks audience at concertDoes Anyone Remember Laughter? how come no one yells DUDE WE NEVER FORGOT IT. Is Robert Plant a CIA plant? Or an MI6 plant? He’s SOME SORT of Plant. House Plant. Why do people buy plants for their house. Are they just living their lives and then every now and then look at Plant and goWell Thank God THAT’S TEHRE. One of my favorite lines in 8 Mile is, Eminem is battle rapping a guy outside his Factory Job and he goesYou’ve been working at this plant so long/you’re a plant! And that’s his closer. Rhyming plant with plant. It actually rhymes with, “Can’t,” from the previous line. DON’T QUESTION ME on my own website! Good point though.
Alright. Plant Nine From Outer Space. AlsoPluto is Planet Nine From Outer Space! Well it used to be. Now it’s just part of the KUIPER BELT per my understanding. Anyway Pluto has no idea it’s been upgraded and downgraded back and forth by Humans. Pluto Don’t Care! It’s weird humans care. The same humans who didn’t give a shit in school about any of this suddenly care about Pluto being a planet one way or another. OH COME ON. Like you gave a fuck about Pluto before. People Like Pluto. People want MORE of Pluto. I assume if you polled people Do you think Pluto should be a planet people of my generation and older will overwhelmingly say YES because THEY LIKE PLUTO. They don’t care about science or astronomy. They just like the idea of Pluto hanging in there as a planet! Great. Pluto is the start of an anagram for Utolpia. WOW. I don’t like that extra, “L.” But Imagine all the people. Sharing all the dwarf-world. It’s weird we don’t care more about protecting the health and safety of Earth. Earth is fucking going to shit. And we just shrug. Not even shrug! For the most part WE AREN’T EVEN SHRUGGING ABOUT IT. Can’t be bothered to even do that. I’ll shrug. That’s a step forward. If that’s what it takes to get the ball rolling I’LL SHRUG about Earth being destroyed at a rapid and cataclysmic pace!
Anyway. Now it’s YOUR Move! How can you escalate from a Shrug. Put your hands up in the air and say, “I Just Don’t Know!” Go for it! Also if you can think of any better solutions I’m here for that too! Anyway. One shrug leads to the next and before you know it we’re making progress! We did an Appollo Program to put a man on the Moon. Let’s do THAT but to fight climate change. It’s like the same thing but to actually serve a purpose! Anyway. Has anyone thought to call itThe War On Climate Change. People seem to respond that phrasing! Anyway. JFK:My goal is to put a man on the moon. Civilian:Why what did he do to you? Huh. You’re gonna put a man on the moon. AND JUST LEAVE HIM TEHRE? What did this man do wrong! Anyway. Is politics in 2040 gonna be likeDEMOCRATS WANT TRANSGENDER ON MARS. Are we still gonna be stuck there? How long can you bully a group of people for no reason and have it work to your advantage politically. I WON’T STAND FOR IT! Isn’t Mars sort of Woke. God Created Heavens and THE EARTH. Separate! Leave the Heavens ALONE. Anyway the only reason I wanna go to Mars is because I wanna meet the Mars Rover and HE’S FROM EARTH. Michael surely you can meet his siblings still on Earth. It’s not the same! Anyway. That’s all for today. See ya later!
-3:36 P.M.
MAY 28 2026
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