Sure! The Only Thing To Be Afraid Of Is FDR Himself. You can’t spell Afraid without, “FDR.” Thinking about going to see that movie about GOATS this weekend. I’m gonna go backwards… STAG. Also remove the, “O,” for good luck. It’s a movie about a SHORT person (short goat) who presumably succeeds despite his height! Where was this movie when I was a kid! In the future. Lotta good that did me! Maybe if they made this movie when I was 12 or something I coulda been inspired. Instead the only movies to inspire me were THE CIDAR HOUSE RULES and K-PAX. Never seen either of them. I saw K-Pax. Not sure why. If I was Roger Ebert my reviews would be, “The Cider House Rules’ Rules!” And “K-Pax’ is sure to live up to its name and usher in some sort of long period of world peace that’s how good this movie was! Thanks to K (K-evin Spacey?)” Oh. Now I get the title of the entry. Starting to seem to be very relevant to the entry. Not always the case! Sometimes it is. His name is SPACE-Y. Like FROM SPACE! Look everyone I found a clue. Well anyway. I’m in a bit of a time crunch. Got Music Lesson tonight. Welcome to my world! James Van Der Beek died. Rules Of Attraction (another, “Rules,” movie!) was a very meaningful movie to me! I watched it while on mushrooms! I wouldn’t say I enjoyed the Hell out of it but it really registered with me! Taught me Everybody Is Sociopathic. Was it the right lesson? Was it wrong? Hard to say!
We’ll still have to see whether that lesson pays off in the long run! I dunno. I learned more positive lessons from other movies, don’t worry! Other movies taught me people are good Like Batman. DARK KNIGHT taught me This City Just Showed You It’s Full Of Decent People Ready To Do The Right Thing. DUMB AND DUMBER taught me these guys are idiots in a way that is bizarre and not lifelike but I believe it anyway, good acting. WALK THE LINE taught me Hey this guy Juaquin Pheonix looks and sounds JUST LIKE Johnny Cash I don’t believe it. We can learn so much from movies if we just open ourselves up. Whatever. The Dark Knight is such an amazing title because it’s my FIRST instinct DESPITE the, “K,” to think of it in terms of it meaning, “The Dark Night.” YEAH I Know Batman’s nickname is The Dark Knight. But I just think of the movie as really being about Hey Gotham is going through some tough times. It’s a dark night in Gotham. And that’s the primary definition of the title. Despite that there, “K.” To drill this point home some more if you asked me what The Dark Knight is about I wouldn’t say IT’s ABOUT BATMAN… a.k.a. The Dark Knight! I’d say it’s about THE DARK NIGHT.
On the other hand The Dark Knight Rises IS about Batman getting up. Sorry! That’s my opinion. Some poor formatting in the last paragraph. Italics and caps and quotation marks. Real confusing! I hope you made it through okay. If Johnny Cash was in his prime today he’d be releasing singles like Johnny Cash– MONEY IN THE BANK (featuring Stoozey) or something. Cause his last name is Cash. And he’d want to play with that. I dunno. Well now I have to call myself Stoozey I think. Came from somewhere. That’s been somewhere in my mind this entire time! As was the title, “Money In The Bank,” but who cares about that. I wanna call myself STOOZEY! If not me then it’d just be someone worse. If someone has to be Stoozey it might as well be me! I’d do the best job with it! Anyway. Valentine’s Day coming up. Ironically St Valentine probably never had a valentine. He was a Saint. They don’t do romance! They save themselves for Gay Jesus per my understanding! I wonder if he’s looking down from Heaven at all the people getting laid in his honor and is jealous. Bitter. I bet he gets off on being somewhat responsible for the uptick in love making that’s going on. Fuckin’ pervert. NOT A FAN of St Valentine. Are you supposed to think of St Valentine while having sex on February 14th. Yeh. Alright. OK. The Uptick is a good band name.
No it’s not! There are very few good band names! Think of how many bands you know that are out there—not a lot! NOW think of how many of those that have band names you actually like—even a smaller subset! THAT’S how few good band names there are! Anyway. Maybe I’ll do some more music this weekend! Maybe it’ll be better than last weekend! Maybe it’ll be good enough to share! SONNY AND CHER. I may not know Sonny and/or Cher if not for Groundhog Day. Groundhog, eh. Did they get their name because Mankind was like Can this animal TAKE UP ANY MORE SPACE? I mean C’MON. Just hogging all the ground. Leave some ground for the rest of us! NO Michael I think it’s a KIND OF Hog. A Ground Hog. ALL HOGS are ground hogs. What, other kinds of hogs live in trees? WRONG! Also it’s clearly NOT a kind of hog! Look at it! Science will confirm this suspicion, too, if you look it up! Anyway Google just says It’s named that because HEY IT LIVES AND FORAGES ON THE GROUND and also HEY IT KINDA LOOK LIKE A PIG DON’T IT. Just Real Dumb job whoever named it. Terrible.
Well, anyway. Groundhog Day is like Minority Report. Not Groundhog Day the movie, the process. Discuss. I assume the main character in GOAT is some sort of Goat. My first guess is the cast is populated by all sorts of species who are all friends. My second guess is Mostly Goats. It’s a pun on Greatest Of All Time. I’m HIP I know acronyms. Should make a movie called HIPPO about Hip animals that are Pissed Off. How can the hero of Goat be a G.O.A.T. though? He’s just starting off in professional sport per my understanding. Gotta wait until the latter part of your career to be the greatest! You can’t be the greatest of all time as a rookie! WRONG Michael gotta be the G.O.A.T. the entire time. Other people might not yet SEE you as the GOAT from the beginning BUT YOU ARE whether they see it or not! Oh. Okay. Makes sense. Also let’s not forget he is literally a goat. So for him he’ll always be goat no matter how successful he is at sports! LUCKY. Goats are lucky to be goats. I didn’t used to think that but now I do. Well, anyway. Goats are evil, right? Traditionally? Isn’t the devil sometimes a goat? I think goats are neutral. Goats can be good guys, too! They’re helpful on farms! I dunno. Either way I got my guard up a little bit on this movie being a message for Evil! That’s how I feel going into EVERY Movie. More or less I guess! Couldn’t hurt to be prepared. Anyway. That’s all for today! See ya later!
-4:50 P.M.
FEB 12 2026
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