Okay. Hey! How’s everyone’s Tuesday going. Days Of The Week huh. I think the Soap Opera Days Of Our Lives is weirdly possessive. These are the days of MY life, not YOURS. Anyway. General Hospital. How about Specific Hospital right? Here’s my own personal soap opera—when I was a kid I think I would shower most days but was just too lazy to use soap. My parents would know if I forgo (Is that where the TV/Film title Fargo comes from?) bathing but no one can logistically force me to use soap or shampoo! That’s not where Fargo came from. Fargo came because it’s the reverse of Going Far. Anyway there’s a lot of debate over where to face while showering and my mode was to face the shower curtain. I thought that was pretty normal but since then I’ve seen a lot of evidence most people face Shower Nozzle and/or face away. I like sideways! I like facing the curtain. Maybe I wanna be face to face with Psycho in case that situation ever comes up. Anyway. I remember as a kid I used to leave the bathroom door slightly ajar FOR SAFETY. That way in case there’s a killer I can get out of the room slightly quicker. In retrospect it’s also LETTING PEOPLE INTO THE ROOM. Not smart!
Kinda was more concerned about supernatural threat than a real-life killer. A Ghost can manifest in the room Door or no Door. That’s why that made sense at the time! Anyway I’m starting to get into playing Fleetwood Mac songs. They make sense to me a little bit more with each passing week! They sound different than other bands even though they sound the same! First instinct was oh this sounds like every other band I’ve ever heard. Maybe I’m wrong! Maybe there’s something to this! Anyway been getting really bad at guitar myself lately. Just really stupid. It’s all so bad. Maybe I need to do drugs or something to start playing guitar better. Something to consider. Hugs Not Drugs. The “Shug,” in Shug Knight is an anagram for Hugs. Who cares if it’s widely accepted to be spelled Suge Knight. Shug makes more sense! Because this man needs hugs. Remember THE SURGE from the Iraq War. We should try that in the Iran War. See what happens. Either actually doing it or just saying it. I dunno. At some point IRAQ has got to become a band name right? And it’s pronounced I ROCK. Or maybe it’s debated amongst the populaii! Maybe not this decade but in the future. There’s room for bands in the future right? There’s room for future in the future right? Hmm.
“I-RAN” is a good political memoir title written by a guy who both ran for office and also had something to do with Iran the country. IS IT? Sure. Huh. I think bad puns might make some people angry. It’s worse than reading nothing! IT’S kind of evil in a way! Anyway. There was a mentally ill guy (more than usual) at the music open mic I used to go to who was autistically good at puns and bad jokes like that. Also was kind of mentally challenged PLUS mentally ill. NOTABLY once ordered 2 double cheeseburgers with fries one time we were both there early before the open mic started. That’s that story. Well that’s good. Looks like I’m getting a Covid Shot tomorrow. I hope it makes me feel something. Hey I feel things. I feel things a solid HALF The Time. Anyway the shot might make me feel sore in the arm which is fun. But it might make me fluish which is less than fun. What’s it like to not just feel things but feel good things. I don’t think that exists for anybody. That’d be too much! I doubt it. What’s a good thing people feel anyways. STIMULATION. Whatever. Do you believe in The Matrix that we all live in a Stimulation. I don’t think about it too often because I don’t want to. We live in some sort of universe that’s for sure.
Okay. What ARE The May Tricks. April Flowers. April Flowers bring May Flowers. May TRICKS. Okay. April Showers is a porn name and I guess she has to do Urination Movies that’s why she picked that name! It’s not like there’s porn where it’s just girls in regular showers. I’ve seen stuff that takes place in some showers. But it’s not a GENRE or anything! Well anyway. Everyone points out that in The Matrix Neo is a lazy anagram of One cause he’s like THE ONE. I SAY he’s a lazy stand in for BRIAN ENO. IT’S TOO OBVIOUS THAT HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE Music Innovator BRIAN ENO. I don’t like it! Anyway. Nothing I said here today in this entry is very worthwhile. But I’ve said like EIGHT nonworthwhile things so you do the math. It all adds up to something. Anyway it’s almost October. Does an, “Octo-Bar,” somewhere in the world. Is there a bar or other kind of franchise exist ANYWHERE called The Octo-Bar? Well we have no way of knowing so let’s move on with our lives. You could do that with several months I guess. Anyway. I’m not sure if I should geta haircut or not. My hair is starting to mirror my guitar teacher. And I don’t want to imitate him. He’s a younger frankly kinda lame guy not worthy of my emulation not an older cool music guy I’m trying to model myself after!
Whatever. My music teacher was born roughly around the time as The Killers Hot Fuss. Weird! I bet Brandon Flowers never even killed anybody. Errantly titled his band! Anyway. What a last name! How relevant to the last paragraph it would have been! How great just in general! IS IT REAL OR DID HE ADOPT IT WITH PURPOSE. Well anyway. I saw the old guy from Nirvana smoked a cigarette at an awards show! You’re not allowed to smoke inside! This is crazy! Now I feel empowered to DO what I wanna DO. All I have to do is join Nirvana to get the cultural capital first. What if I don’t wanna smoke cigarettes. I dunno pretty sure I wanna smoke cigarettes. I saw it on TV and it seems like the right thing to do! Anyway. I don’t recall ever watching an award show and getting something out of it. Maybe that’s ON ME. Could be I’m looking for entertainment and cultural fulfillment in the wrong places! Well that’s good. Maybe I’d feel differently If I WON the awards. I’d literally get something out of it. A piece of material. Plastic or wax or whatever they make them out of it. But as of yet I’ve never even been NOMINATED for anything! That’s great though. It’s a an honor just to qualify to be nominated for something. What am I qualified to be nominated for. HEY YEAH. I DON’T EVEN QUALIFY TO BE NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING ANYWHERE. FUCK THIS. Anyway I’ll see ya later.
-11:14 P.M.
SEPETEMBER 29 2026
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