Sure. Can’t be any worse than the Title! Can only get better from here! Anyway had a pretty good Fake Band Practice last night. It’s a fake band. We play instruments together to make cover songs but under the supervision of some sort of corporation. That’s no Flat Out Band! But it’s a FAKE BAND I guess! YES even that is pushing it a bit. Fake fake band. Fake fake fake fake Band maybe. At some point if you put enough, “Fake’s,” before the word band I’ll relent and say Fine We’re That Much Of A Band I Guess. CLOSE ENOUGH. We don’t interact with each other enough though. Socially a little! Not musically. That’s what a real band does. It’s like if The Beatles only just worked on music through Brian Epstein and/or Phil Spector and never with each other the entire time. Also if The Beatles band name was Fake Fake Band. Then It’d Be Real! Anyway. Apparently Michael was a big hit amongst audiences. Maybe I should see it after all! I’m not talking about myself but rather the major motion picture. They couldn’t call it Jackson because then the obvious implication is that wait a minute that’s right he might have Jacked some people’s Sons. DAMMIT. Anyway. On the other hand I’m on Team Not Normalizing and Celebrating Known Child Molesters. So there’s that!
Hmm. It’s DIFFERENT THOUGH because THAT’S THE SEQUEL. Try to understand how movies work! Oh Sorry My Bad. Anyway The New Pornographers show was pretty good. They were great but from my angle on the balcony at the edge of the stage I could only see half the band. YES the Good Half! But still. Still was good. Much better than silence. I assume. I forget the sound of silence. Lemme LTURQ. I dunno. Just looked up the The Sound Of Silence by Simon AND Garfunkel but I’m still not 100% WHAT the Sound Of Silence is. Not great at deciphering lyrics to be honest! Which is for the best because lyrics are just nonsense noises. To make music go by in an amusing way. That’s my feeling. I dunno when I was At Concert I sure thought I was really getting into the lyrics. I think. I can’t remember. I mostly just remember looking at these two people and liking it but wishing I could see the other two people. I assume it was Another Two People. Couldn’t tell for certain! The point is Lyrics Are A Lot. I LIKE EM. Time to start writing GOOD ones, that’d be an interesting direction for me to go in! Yeah. I think I wrote the majority of the lyrics to the songs I’ve written In My Life ON LOCATION. In-between classes and whatknot. On public transportation. Waiting Around For A Thing To Happen. Stuff like that! I don’t have that blessing anymore! Being In-Between Activities without anything to do! Well surely I can figure out a way to duplicate that feeling somehow.
Maybe! It’s possible I can and it’s possible I can’t! Hey Siri WHAT ARE THE ODDS Michael Jackson raped kids so I can see if I should see this movie or not. I’m under the impression it’s 95%+. But maybe it’s only like 50%! Is Siri still around. SURE SIRI NEVER LEFT! That’s not good. I can always see The Devil Wears Prada II but that seems EVIL to see. For some reason something about that title feels like it implies Prada Is Even Worse Than The Devil. The Devil is bad but Prada makes The Devil Even More Evil because that’s what the Devil would want THUS PRADA IS EVEN MORE EVIL THAN THE DEVIL THEMSELVES. Also I don’t know what Prada is. Some sort of clothing fashion thing. Probably a Brand of things. Prada backwards is Adarp. Imagine finding out through palindromes that you’ve been Adarpted. Huh. Anyway. I don’t love the original Devil Wears Prada. Maybe it’s over my head but I find it kind of corny! Oh look everyone is dissing everyone else beneath them for being lame. Great. Amazing. What’s so clever about this! We’ve established I barely know what Prada is! It’s very likely a lot is going over my head! Anyway. Anyway. If Fashion is so Fashion shouldn’t the Devil be wearing something new 20 years later? If the Devil is STILL WEARING THE SAME THING so many years later then my feeling is The Devil is Falling Behind The Times? That might be what the movie is about. Oh ok good.
Anyway. For me the height of male fashion is jeans and a t-shirt. Anything beyond that confuses and scares me. Women should wear what they want. I don’t get any of it. I’ll leave it to them to figure out! They could try jeans and t-shirt, too! Works for me! Maybe they’d get a kick out of it as well. Anyway. I don’t think too much about what I wear but I do take note about what T-shirt am I up to in my cycle. I get excited sometimes when it’s A Good T-Shirt that’s up! Plus, each shirt lasts about half a week. So when I’m ready to wear one of the better t-shirts, I know that’s gonna last me half a week, I get enthusiastic about that! So I’m into fashion A LITTLE BIT is what I’m trying to say! Anyway. What else is up. Looks like my next book will be about The Misfits. They sound okay! I tried listening to them and they sound like The Ramones but scarier! Like from a graveyard. Nothing wrong with that. WOW I just looked it up and Leader Glenn Danzig is listed as 5’3. I know nothing else about him but he must be a good person if he’s extremely short. Oh no I just looked him up by looking at Personal Life on Wikipedia and he might be a Bad Person! Anyway. Great.
Anyway. I imagine if Prince was a foot taller he’d have called himself King. Just seems to be the case! Michael Jackson was the King Of Pop. I thought Coca Cola was. Try telling that to Dr. Pepper! Anyway. I wonder if Sgt Pepper was related to Dr. Pepper. And actor Barry Pepper. The only one who’s REAL. Dr. Pepper is kind of real. On a sliding scale I feel like Dr. Pepper is more real than Sgt. Pepper and obviously Barry Pepper is even more real than the both of them. I don’t know what that means. Dr. Pepper COMMITS the most to being who he is I think. Out of the three of them! That’s not true. I don’t think I’ve ever once seen or heard from Dr. Pepper. His presence is more implied than anything. Well great moving on. I’m a Pepsi Guy. I’ve been drinking Coke Brand Soda lately for years because it’s what’s available and/or cheaper but I PREFER DIET PEPSI as my cola of choice! It’s the best! Passes the taste test! Looks and sounds better as a word! Is more of an ALT brand! It’s just the right thing to do, dirnking Pepsi! And let’s circle back to it Tasting Better because that part is important. The Devil Drinks Pepsi. That could be a movie I could write based on my experience I guess. Although I still don’t understand the original movie I’d be referencing SO NOT NECESSARILY. Whatever that’s all! See ya later.
-4:00 P.M.
APRIL 28 2026
Leave a Reply