Hi! I pretty much worked out Buying Music Making Software with my Dad. Should Actually Get It tonight or tomorrow and MAKE SOME MUSIC this weekend! I’ve been assuming it’s a download but maybe they ship me some sort of physical thing, I dunno! WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE. Can’t be a CD. Can’t be a USB. Can’t be a MICROCHIP. No it must be an Instant Download! Anyway. Gonna see Marty Supreme with my brother in the city on Tuesday. I know it’s supposed to be a good movie, but I dunno! I liked Timothy Chalamet so much as Bob Dylan that I don’t wanna see him in any other role! Also I am so jealous of his success that I don’t want to see him in any other role! His career should fizzle out immediately ASAP IMO. Dummy is apparently knocking it out of the park professionally and socially and culturally. Seems wrong on the outside looking in. Yeah! Anyway. He’s okay. I guess. He puts the work in! I couldn’t do what he do! I could barely do what I do and Nobody Is Asking For What I Do! Anyway don’t put too much stock into How I Feel About Timothee Chalamet because that way you go into each of his films with a blank slate so we can appreciate Timothee Chalamat’s delightful characters All Over Again! Our impressions of Timothee Chalamat: The Actor may vary over time but his characters will never change or something. Huh.
I could be an actor. I AM an actor. I’m pretending to be like everybody else but in my own way. WHY. I like the idea of being relatable but somehow unique! HEY. EVERYONE GETS ME BUT I’M KINDA DIFFERENT. NOW WE’RE TALKING. What a delightful scenario! I dunno. Am I just playing Myself? Is that how Life works for me and/or everyone and/or some people? I dunno! Kinda rings true! Might be oversimplifying things a bit! What’s so intrinsic about any part of my personality. NOTHIN’. Mostly any part of my persona I’m willing to adjust or compromise on in theory! Michael it sounds like you’re just a sociopath. NO I’M JUST WILLING TO, “YES, AND,” YOU I LEARNED IT IN IMPROV. It’s an improv game! It’s for fun! It’s a for fun game! Looks like we might get a lot of snow tomorrow. Could be 2-4 inches. Could be 3-6 inches. Could be 4-8 inches. JUST LIKE MY DICK. Huh. No Spoilers Please! I dunno. Looks like the movie about a Neil Diamond coverband is getting astronomical reviews. Positive astronomical reviews! Go figure. Does that count as a music biopic? Is Biopic pronounced Bi-op-ic? I feel like I hear it pronounced that way pretty often which is very wrong! Google says Official Pronunciation is The Way I Like. Looks like I win again!
ALRIGHT. Watched Harry Versus Sally last night. You know what I mean. That Rob Reiner movie. It’s an okay movie! Leads off with a reference to some random person last named Kornblum. That’s my last name! I can’t remember seeing a Kornblum show up in a Major Motion picture before. EVER. Suddenly feels Really Jewish all of a sudden. OLD AND JEWISH. Such an Elderly Jewish last name. Last names can’t be OLD. Yeah they can. This last name should have died out with the Holocaust or something, I dunno, something like that. Either way I dunno. I might be happier with a different last name but I do like the idea of Honoring My Ancestors so THERE’S THAT. Anyway. It’s an okay movie. I can honor my ancestors in a different way. What if I get KORNBLUM tattooed somewhere on my body but change my last name. Bodies come and go but lastnames stay forever. OKAY I tattoo Kornblum on my Kids’ Bodies and make ‘em promise to do the same? Does that work? I dunno. I don’t wanna force my kids to Tattoo. It works as a temporary solution, Me Doing It, but then it falls apart. What if I just live my life in such a way that people don’t think anti-semetic thoughts even when confronted with my last name. Just really disarm ‘em somehow. Make that the goal of my Persona. Then it sounds like I’d be a self-hating Jew. Oh that doesn’t sound good!
I’m not a self hating Jew. I’m just a Jew who wants to hide being a Jew in fear of being hated by OTHER people! Anti-Semitism is on the rise! Really catching on these days! Scary stuff! Anyway. What if Jews were right all along? WHAT IF JUDIAISM GOT GOD AND THE REST OF RELIGION RIGHT EVEN WHILE BEING PARTICULARLY HATED ON THIS WHOLE TIME. Our picture of everything actually turns out to be 90, 95% Totally Accurate. Odds are against it! All religions are nonsense! But on the off chance The Jews Were Right That’d Be A Real Kicker! Anyway. I dunno. I don’t get the title When Harry Met Sally. They Met in the beginning. It was okay. Wasn’t really the main part of the movie. WHO CARES about When Harry Met Sally. It was KIND OF important but not SO important. Maybe I’m missing something. What do I know. Nothin’. We’ve established I’m barely a real person. How am I supposed to properly consume entertainment designed for Real People! Gotta be tough! Also why is this title so Harry-centric. When HARRY met Sally. How about a movie When SALLY Met Harry. Why is Harry being given all the agency in this title. Doesn’t seem right. If you wanna be neutral the title really should have been When Harry and Sally Met. Real catchy title, too! Shoulda been titled When Harry And Sally The Two People Met. Hmm. How about just The Meeting. Leaves something to the imagination!
I dunno! I guess. I bet if I never heard the line I’ll Have What She’s Having before I saw the movie I’d be like HAHAHA THAT’S THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD when I actually saw it in the movie. I can only IMAGINE what it must be like seeing it for the first time actually watching it in the film. What an experience that must have been! Anyway. The Meeting sounds like an M Night Shyamalan film. Or maybe a Tommy Wiseau film. You know people who have made movies that started with, “The,” before. Ah I Get It. Hmm. OH I KNOW. I figured out what guitar pedal which might go well with my bass guitar to make it sound good recording it onto my computer! The EQ pedal. Off the top of my head that might work! Distortion for Bass is dumb. Flanger or something like that would be pointless. But EQ might hit the spot! So that’s good. What else is up. There’s SEVEN levels on this EQ Pedal to adjust. Think of all the different levels I can adjust! Seven! Make it sound like the bass is in the foreground or the background or some sort of middle ground, I dunno. Either way I’ll figure something out. Am I supposed to watch Stringer Thangs. I know apparently Everyone is watching it. I never seen it at all. Not episode one! I guess it’s time for me to watch Stringer Thangs. I guess I’ll give it a shot! I’ll see ya later.
-5:38 P.M.
DEC 26 2025
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