Hey! Today is New Years Evening! It’s one of my favorite holidays. In the top three or four! I don’t know why I get excited about The New Year. I guess my default mode is sometimes being a generally Optimistic guy. I feel like the next year, more often than naught, is gonna be A GOOD Year! I THINK things are getting worse all the time. But I FEEL like Hey Who Knows Not Me. Anyway. I saw Marty Supreme yesterday. I was disappointed that it wasn’t about pizza! I THOUGHT some guy named Marty was gonna be ordering a Large Supreme pie or two! You know when there’s some vegetables and some meat toppings! It was a good movie anyway. Just had all the plot and characters and etc. that you want! I don’t wan’t to spoil anything for you, but there’s several people and they each do several things over the course of the film. Well some of the people might only do one or no things. But you get the idea. One problem I had with it—I wanted more ping pong. There’s a lot of ping pong but I wanted EVEN MORE ping pong! That’s how much I enjoyed the ping pong! Now that I think about it, more ping pong might have cheapened the ping pong that was there that I enjoyed. Filmmaking is tough I guess. Could have been a 3-D movie, too. Most 3-d Movies don’t need to be 3-D movies, but this is a 2-d Movie that really could have benefited from it! Marty Supreme Ping Pongs DIRECTLY AT THE AUDIENCE. Imagine it! No. YOU imagine it.
Another cast member of The Wire died! They’re dropping like flies. Which are notorious for dropping dead out of the sky all the time. How often are going about your day and you notice flies dropping from midair to the ground because they just died! This new The Wire dead is the guy who says Sheeeeeit! I could LIE and say he inspired my website name! I think I created it before the first time he said it. The first time I know of is in The 25th Hour which was released in 2002. I BELIEVE I registered the domain in 2002. But I probably didn’t see the movie until a year or two later. What would the purpose of that lie be. Some people are compulsive liars! It’s fun for them! Maybe they’re onto something is all I’m saying! The motive for compulsive lying is Compulsion. And I don’t have that. I might decide to make Lots Of Lying something I want to do but it still won’t be COMPULSIVE lying! YEAH. Huh. I think I’ll be okay for my show a week from Saturday. My strategy is turn the volume low so people won’t hear my mistakes, but everyone else’s mistakes! Anyway. Substitute teacher on Monday was saying that for my guitar solo in one of the songs the singer should be like GO MIKE and then I step up from the background and make a show of it. That’s CRINGE. I don’t like it. The good news is he’s Substitute. He has no authority here. I dunno, though! Maybe it helps get me in the mindset of Good Solo. Oh everyone’s on me now okay now It’s Time For Me To Go GO FINGERS GO. It could help more than it hurts in its cringiness All In All. MAYBE TEACHER SMART.
Whatever. The word Cringe is cringe to me! I don’t remember saying Cringe when I was a kid! Seems like a Gen Z thing! THUS the word Cringe coming out of my mouth FEELS Cringe! When we were kids we didn’t care so much about Cringe Or Not Cringe. JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE. DAMN. GET OVER YOURSELFS. I guess we cared to some extent but not so much that the word Cringe had to rule over our lexicon! Cringe is the title of first song on the first Alkaline Trio album. That’s pretty much my main association with the word when I was in high school! Good. I like the name Alkaline Trio. Alkaline. It makes me think of Alcohol AND cocaine without mentioning EITHER. Do some coke and then augment it with alcohol. ALK A LINE. WOW. You can do liens of many drugs besides cocaine. If we’re Family Fueding Lines, though, Cocaine has gotta be at the top. Apparently It’s My First Guess at the very least! I like cocaine because it makes me think of Coca leaves and innie belly buttons. I like coca leaves because it makes me think of coca cola and leaves. I like coca cola. DIET. But as long as its diet, sure, I like Diet Coke! I’m on rhythm guitar for Paint It Black but what about the song Dye It Coke. Not sure what we’re even doing here. I saw it on Apple Mus and now apparently everywhere I look the song is being stylized as, “Paint It, Black.” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. I could swear it always used to be, “Paint It Black.” That makes a thousand times more sense than, “Paint It, Black.” This is some sort of gaslighting conspiracy of the Nth level, right? Paint It, Black? What the fuck?
Huh. Google says it was intended as, “Paint It Black,” but the label added the comma by accident Way Back When. Okay. Fine. Fuckers. I’m gonna start a campaign to take away the comma from, “Paint It, Black!” retroactively! Certainly we can form a consensus on this one! Once we have the will we’ll figure out the way! Okay great. Remember that Smiths song Girlfriend In A Comma. Is that relevant here. OH IS THIS what an OXFORD COMMA is? That’s an actual song! I never learnt it up though! Sure I listened to the song enough times but I learned nothing from it! I might see Anaconda this weekend. I might not! Depends on how I feel. PAINT IT, JACK BLACK? Sure. Jack Black should play that famous TV Painter For Kids. Jack Black should play whoever he wants. I’m not here to tell Jack Black who he should and shouldn’t play. Bob Ross. There’s that negative expression It’s Like Watching Paint Dry but they still decided to make that into a TV show anyway! And it became a CULTURAL PHENOMENOUN! But it’s not just paint drying. You get to see the paint being applied in the first place. And you get to see The Guy Do It! Watch Him Have Fun And Narrate His Actions! Not my favorite TV Show. Where’s the conflict! Where’s the drama! He always ends up with a halfway decent painting And That’s Pretty Much All That Ever Happens.
Huh. I need to have a New Years Eve Private Personal Party tonight. Right now all I can think to do is Eat Something Fun For Dinner. I was thinking Whtie Castle or something, but maybe Chipotle is even more fun. Despite there being less of it. One Burrito is less food than A Whole Lot Of White Castle… but it still might be more fun! I’ve given myself a lot to think about. Eat a bag of popcorn later late at night. Eat the popcorn. Not the bag. I could watch Special Things I guess tonight. Something fun. The show is called Stranger Things not Special things. NO I meant I wanna watch something that would Be A Real Treat. Something I would get a particular kick out of… Hmm. There’s always Twilight Zone Marathon! There’s always Abbott Elementary which I’ve been binging lately! There’s always Stranger Things which I’m also working on! There’s always actual Special Things which may or may not be out there! Ring in the new year by working on music. Maybe. I can do that. Sure. Maybe. I guess. Why not. Anything is possible. It’s a big multiverse with lots of differing future threads. Or maybe it’s a small world, only getting smaller! I DON’T KNOW. Seems like a relatively big world. It’d take me 80 days to get around it by balloon more or less. Per my understanding. Anyway. I’ll see ya later.
-4:56 P.M.
DEC 31 2025
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