Sure. “This’s,” should be a word. Maybe it is! Anyway I might see Faces Of Death this weekend. What’s a good face of death. Tongue sticking out and going cross eyed. That’s my first instinct. Another one is X’s over the eyes and stiches over the mouth. That makes sense. I don’t wanna look at the dead! I try to avoid registering what faces the dead are making. This might not be the movie for me then. IT’S FICTION. It’s make believe. IT’s play pretend! I think I can handle a little bit of Fool Arounding! And if not I can always exit the theater the same way I got in. Not the emergency exit. Some theaters have regular exit and emergency exit and several of the times I almost accidently take emergency exit potentially causing a huge problem! If I go through Emergency Exit DoorsI assume sprinklers will automatically go off and a voice will come down telling everyone to remain calm and vacate the building. I dunno! Anyway. GOT MY NEW SHOESES. I ordered new pairs of regular sneakers and new pair of elevation shoes. Both same exact models of old pairs. Got em both. Old Elevation Shoes, worn for close to three years, For Sale, Not For Babies, poor condition. Is that a poem. Well it’s not a craigslist listing.
Anyway. I am a big fan of horror films but I never seen the original Faces Of Death. Dose that qualify as a horror film? What percent of the things in Faces Of Death are actually real deaths. I’m under the impression it’s SOME. Google says it’s about 50/50. But the biggest, most graphic ones are fake! Great. I don’t think I wanna see that. Then again I often feel like I have nothing to watch when I’m watching TV and one day that might be available to me and I might be open to watching to it, I dunno! How about Faces Of LIFE. And it’s about births. That’s even more disturbing to me. I’d puke seeing lots of births. I’ve seen some births here and there. They sneak graphic births into films and TV and whatknot! I’ve been desensitized to that perversion of life! How about Faces Of WORKPLACE ACCIDENTS. Just people getting injured on the job. I guess that’s okay. Nice middle ground. I can handle something like that. As long as it’s not too serious. But also not TOO UNSERIOUS where there’s no stakes, either! Gotta be a nice middle ground to their Getting Hurt! Anyway. I don’t care. I don’t! My Mom told me a few years ago to buy black shoes so that when they get dirty you won’t notice as much and that’s one of the most profound things she’s ever said. I’m not used to giving my mom credit for lots of things but it’s hard to argue with that. It makes sense!
Anyway. Of course my first reaction was fuck that let other people worry about that crap I’m buying grey sneakers. But this time around I was like Maybe my Mom was right. I’ll go with the black this time around. Good. How are the people doing In Space. What if they just decide to not come back. Do they kind of become our Gods. They live up in the sky. And there’s nothing we can do about it! Sounds like Gods to me. Anyway something to think about. But Michael they have no power. They can drop waste on us! Off the top of my head that’s one thing. You wouldn’t like that. You thought that panoramic picture of Earth was a nice thing. THAT SHIT WAS A RANSOM NOTE. Anyway. If Gavin Newsom Ran for president… RAN….Ransom.. New… RAN… Ransom…. What the Hell Is going on there… The best thing about Gavin Newsom that doesn’t get enough press is his first name. Gavin! Delightful! That’s probably his best attribute! These are the thing mainstream commentators won’t talk about. Only ancillary stream commentators like ME. I love the name Gavin but I wouldn’t be surprised if Newsom himself was a self-hating Gavin. Just based on the way he carries himself. I DUNNO. Something to think about! Anyway. “The Spirit Of Gavin.” Is that something? Is it anything? I dunno. It’s Giving nothing.
That’s a phrase. It’s GIVING … I heard it somewhere musta been television! It’s weird how a lot of people live lives and then a lot of people just watch television. Different ways to go about your time on this planet! IT’S A SLIDING SCALE. Most people live some fraction of a life and also watch some fraction of television whether its on TV or the internet! YEAH. Anyway. Is there a thing where I can choose to have my corpse sent into outerspace when I’m dead. Or maybe I can be cremated and then sent into outerspace if that’s more convenient. I wanna get as far away from you assholes as possible! That’s pretty much my top priority when I’m dead. Accomplish what I couldn’t in life! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU PEOPLE. Anyway. In the meantime let’s be friends! Okay. I always felt like I wouldn’t wanna be cremated on the small, off chance zombification occurs. I wanna leave myself a window to become the undead no matter how unlikely it is. What’s the benefit TO ME to be cremated. NOTIN. On the other hand If I keep a body I’M STILL IN THE GAME. But Michael every time we see corpses returning to life in fiction they never seem happy or having a good time or pleased to be back. Why would you want that experience. We don’t know how it’ll play out in real life! Maybe it won’t be so bad!
Anyway. I don’t feel sick anymore. Haven’t felt sick in maybe 48 hours! I haven’t felt sick since watching 48 hours with Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte! Nick Doesn’t Take Nolte For An Answer! Guy going to see the film 48 Hours when it first came out and being ready to be in the theater for the next two days. IS THAT A THING. What’s the longest regular popular movie of the last century. Internet says CLEOPATRA (1963) clocking in at 4 hours. WOW. I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. I can make a movie that’s 5 hours. I’m really talented, see! I can make the longest movie ever if that’s what it came to! Anyway when I was a kid I remember Titanic came out and was over three hours and that was like an EVENT. Its absurd length was part of its novelty! So that’s good. Anyway. When I went to see Titanic I was around 8 and some old lady goes to me before the movie You know this really happened! And instead of internally rolling my eyes and saying Yeah I know I shoulda been a jerk and said Yeah You Should Know You Were There Right! BURNED. I’m still upset I missed a burn 30 years ago. I’m not much of a burner. Maybe then I was. Other kids. Not now. I don’t burn people. MAYBHE I SHUOLD START. I dunno at the time being on Titanic wouldn’t necessarily make her Insanely Comically Old. Titanic sinking was only 85 years before this movie theater interaction! Ugh. Anyway that’s all. I’ll see ya later.
-3:48 P.M.
APRIL 9 2026
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