Okay. Oh I know how it’s going with me. Time to buy new t-shirts. Been about a year since I last bought t-shirts. I need to express myself through torso! I guess they could be band advertisements. Hmm. How about that cartoon guy from The Descendants. I might have listened to The Descendants four times in my life but I wouldn’t mind putting it out there that I’m That Kind Of Guy even if it’s stretching the truth! ALSO it’s the kind of band I’d read a book about. I just haven’t gotten to it yet! So wearing their t-shirt first is just Doing Things Out Of Order! Anyway. “Out Of Order,” could be a title of some sort for something. It has several meanings we can force upon it if we really wanted to. Anyway. If there was ever a band The Ascendants would they have to be explicitly related to The Descendants somehow? Hmm. I like The Pescendants because I only eat bands made out of fish. I had a young Hebrew School teacher for half a year who once asked us So You Guys listen to Phish? And that’s the only thing I remember from that teacher. None of us listened to Phish. It bonded us though against him. That might have been what he was going for. I will give them a common enemy By Saying I Like Phish so they will become friends. We already were friends!
Oh well I had a subset of friends in Hebrew School and then 70% of the class Hated Me. The 3 other kids who were in my Regular School Class were my friends. Then the rest of the kids actively hated me for some reason. I guess I was weird. But how did THEY know that. I guess I made it apparent every now and then! It’s possible participating in class at points turned them off. Oh right I remember once raising my hand to answer a question and one girl scoffed Show-Off. WE’RE IN A SCHOOL. A question was asked! This is what happens! Anyway. Oh well. I hope that Hebrew School experience didn’t sour me on Judaism and/or religion in general. No, just people. Just made me realize People In General don’t want anything to do with me. Oh Ok That’s Good. Anyway. Here’s something that occurred to me a few days ago– GRAPES of Wrath. RAISIN in the Sun. Recurring theme there in 20th century literature. Maybe something about WINE. The band THE CRANBERRIES. Wow. There’s gotta be a third evolution along with Grapes and Raisin, these things tend to come in threes, like Pokemon. Oh I know JAM. Def Comedy Jam. What does the, “Def,” in Def Comedy Jam mean. Not DEAF. Not DEFINITELY. Maybe just, “Great,” or something. That’s DEF. That’s GREAT. AI says it means, “Excellent,” or, “Cool.” Also letters 4-6 of the alphabet sequentially! Cool!
Is the entirety of Generation Alpha (kids today) gonna bully Generation Beta (newborns and those coming up) based on their Generation Name? The last couple years, “Beta,” is a big derogatory word meaning unmasculine more or less when directed at boys. And Alpha meaning big man on campus. Let’s see how that pans out on a Generation scale! Anyway. Why is Beta so weak. They’re still the second highest letter out of 26. That’s still Very Good! I guess I just don’t know what any Greek Letters signify. Omega. WHAT DOES IT MEAN! Does it mean Something or are we just making it up as we go. Guess just watch The Omega Man and see what that guy is like. I never saw that movie! Is that the one about Nuclear War in some respect or something. THINK SO. He’s the only survivor or Nuclear War methinks! Anyway. I wanna go back to school for JAZZ. Get a degree in Jazz Composition! I don’t particularly like Jazz but I think when they say Jazz they really just mean Modern Music. A degree in Jazz is really just a degree in NON-CLASSICAL, 20th (21st?) century music. I WANNA LEARN THAT. THUS I should drop 250K and 3 years of my life on it. Do I have that? I think I have three years of my life. I would hope so! I don’t REALLY have ANY money. Not REALLY.
Oh okay. But it’d be fun to learn. Society wouldn’t be ready for what’s coming! I don’t see how that’s a plausible lifetrack though. Anyway I got a degree in ENGLISH. Would I really unlike learning Actual Jazz anymore than I disenjoyed reading Charles Dickens? No! I could learn to like even love jazz! Anyway was The Dickens a phrase before Charles Dickens? I BEAT THE DICKENS OUT OF THE GUY AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT. Did that come from Charles Dickens? Probably! But that opens up the next question WHY? Anyway google says NO. It came from SOMETHING ELSE. Maybe Charles Dickens Came From The Phrase! Now I’m scared. Anyway. Charles Dickens a porn star coulda called himself Chuck Dick. He coulda done that either way! Mets Player from the 90’s Butch Huskey died! That’s a gay porn star name! Probably. I never looked at gay porn star credits too much but I’m going based on instincts. Anyway. There’s already a guy named Chuck D. He’s in the music industry per my understanding. But Charles Dickens came first. He was the first Chuck D. Well we can only speculate how much Chuck D was influenced by Charles Dickens. We can also NOT speculate that. We can’t ONLY speculate. We can also NOT speculate. VERY GOOD.
Anyway. Looks like the new Simpsons movie is called… The New Simpsons Movie. I guess that’s okay. I’m not rofl but it’s okay! ROFL has fallen by the wayside. LMAO is still part of the vernacular. DON’T SEE ROFL though. Roll on floor laughing. Guess THE FLOOR MUST HAVE BEEN CANCELED at some point the last decade or two. I forget which one is a higher amount of amusement, LMAO or ROFL. I used to know this! Oh well you know how that saying goes, Time Erases All Knowledge. Anyway. I liked the first Simpsons movie. IT’s an important landmark in movie history. People will REMEMBER this one. Or maybe I’m just an idiot. I remember it! I remember how I felt watching it for the first half dozen times! Really reminds me of that time in my life. Which is good because my memory very poor. Really counting on movie length cartoons to jog my memory. The main memory it jogs is The Times I watched The Movie. Watching the movie reminds me of the time I watched the movie. OH RIGHT YES. That sort of thing. Anyway if I had to fill out a questionnaire What Are You A Lifelong Fan Of Simpsons is probably #1. That, “Lifelong!” really helps clinch it! GOOD. What if The Simpsons outlive me. It’s possible! I can die any moment now! I’m not always as careful crossing the street as I should be! Anyway. I guess that’s it. I’ll say more things next week. See ya later.
-3:16 P.M.
AUGUST 20 2026
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