Hey! What’s going on. What. With ME? Or with you. Or with Some Other People. Actually I was just starting to sing the Marvin Gaye song before I was so rudely interrupted. I hate the world. Keeps interrupting me while I’m here just trying to sing songs! Well, let’s see, Avatar III was okay! I stopped taking .5 Marijuana Gummies while I see Movie Theater Movies. That had become standard practice for me for a couple of years but the last couple of months I just buy me an extra-large beer and that’s enough fun for me. No high leads to an increased likelihood of Me Completely Following The Plot. Good! You see these aliens have tall lanky bodies so you know they’re kind of like Earthlings but slightly different or something. Is Earthling a slur. Seems like a word only a NON-Earthling would say. I’m not personally offended by it but I guess it all depends on the context. If I’m called an Earthling, I like how it implies I’m part of a group! You’re calling me an Earthling, suddenly hey, I’m just like everyone else! You may not know this but Other Earthlings aren’t so quick to claim me. Think I’m some sort of a jerk or something. Freak, I dunno. Being called an Earthling is the best day of my life. Anyway the movie was okay. I still HATE the islands of land in the sky. I remember seeing them pop up earlier in the franchise and it disturbing me. Just floating bits of land up in the sky of this alien planet. WHAT. HOW. WHY IS HAPPENING. Is there a good physics explanation for how this could possibly happen? Cause I don’t recall ever learning about this ever occurring in real life planets. EXPLAIN.
Anyway. Hopefully I work on music tomorrow for the first time in a few weeks. I got it all planned out. Do it. That’s as far as I got with the plan. Not the most complicated plan but it should be good anyway as long as I follow through. It all starts with WAKING UP. My plan begins with Wake Up Well tomorrow. Good. Don’t lollygag and stay in bed for 5 hours after alarm first goes off. It’s important to Get Up! Stand Up! Stand up for your rights? What right should I stand up for specifically. Hmm. Lemme think about that. Right to a speedy trial? The voting rights act? THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT? I dunno. When police arrest you, I know we have the right to remain silent, but do we also have the right to talk or yell as much as we want? That seems like a corollary right that we SHOULD have. We OUGHT to be allowed to MAKE OURSELVES HEARD indefinitely once detained. While they slap the cuffs on ya they go You have the right to complain very loudly and there’s nothing we can do about it. I dunno. I know, in 2025 we don’t have some of the rights we’re supposed to have. IN PREMISE we might have some rights but IN PRACTICE we don’t necessarily have ‘em. Just might be detained for no reason and without due process or anything. It’s really not good! The good news is Maybe One Day This Will End!
I like those odds! Don’t think I’ll go to Christmas with the Extended Fam this year. My Dad isn’t driving. I’d have to take public transportation to New Jersey. That’s a hassle and a half. Even more. It’s like two full hassles. MORE than 1.5 hassles! Plus I don’t even FOLLOW this religion! Christmas is about Family not Religion. Then why isn’t it called Fammas. Famous. Huh. I just figured out what, “Famous,” means. It’s a portmanteau analogous to Christmas. Fam-mas. I guess. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth. What a sad life that narrator must lead. Also what happened to them exactly. Did their teeth get knocked out or something. Did they just lose baby teeth or something and they’re waiting on Adult Teeth? WHAT’S GOING ON EXACTLY there. I just looked up the lyrics. NO ANSWERS. Don’t know why or what’s going on! I think it revolves around a tongue-in-cheek joke that Santa can’t understand them because they’re missing their two front teeth. But I CAN’T understand WHY they’re missing their two front teeth! And WHAT EXACTLY you expect Santa to do about it! Anyway. Whatever. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. YOUR 2 front teeth ARE GONE. They’re not coming back! Whatever you get is gonna be something foreign to your Dental Area! Something new! You’ll get used to it I’m sure but it’s never gonna be the same!
Anyway. I got SEVEN Cavities filled this past summer 2025 to remember. Before that I had a total of one filling in my entire lifetime. Then this summer I had seven all at once. Life Update For Ya. Wonderful. AT least it encouraged me to start brushing my teeth. Now I brush every night! REAL half-assed brushing. Started off as a minute or so, but now it’s maybe like ten or fifteen seconds of brushing. But it’s more than nothing! What do you do with the toothpaste at the back of the tube. I can tell it’s there. There’s still paste in the back that I can’t figure out how to squeeze from there to the front! I guess I can cut the tube open down the middle. Do a Cesarean Section of the toothpaste tube to get that hard-to-reach toothpaste. There ya go. Problem solved. Okay. Anyway. HAVE I ACTUALLY LEARNED one of the scales taught to me in School Of Rock School? Yes! They taught me four or half a dozen scales over the past six months and I’d say a solid ONE OF THEM is committed to memory. I think the Minor Pentatonic Scale. That one! Yep. Gotcha. The Minor Scale, too. Just Regular Minor Scale. I think I got that one down, too! This is in the last month. They first taught it to me a few months ago, then re-taught it to me a few weeks ago, and now I’m like YAEH. I THINK… YEAH… I GET THESE TWO SCALES.
Who KNOWS how helpful or unhelpful that will be! How could it be unhelpful. It negates my natural creativity and impulses! I dunno! Whatever. Might hurt in the short term only to ultimately be better in the long term Once I Learn EVERYTHING! Anyway we’re past Peak Sunset. I BELIEVE the Winter Solstice is the earliest sunset of the year. And that’s over and done with! It’s all uphill from here! Who cares whether it’s getting dark at 4:32 P.M. or 4:34 P.M. I DUNNO WINTER FARMERS? I assume some stuff grows in the winter. Yeah it’s called SNOW dumbass. Well anyway. How many times have I eaten snow and why am I pretty sure it’s greater than zero. SOMEWHERE they taught me to eat snow. I can’t remember if it was TV or SCHOOL or some extra-curricular activity. But somewhere I was advised on How To Eat Snow. Put syrup or juice or something on it and whatknot. And it was a SOMEWHAT RESPECTED authority figure I’m pretty sure. If it WAS TV it was EDUCATIONAL TV or something like that. Well, anyway. What else is up. LOOK in other days and environments eating flavored snow I guess is okay. I can understand it in certain scenarios. But in New York in the 21st century in my neighborhood where people walk their dogs and whatknot I would not recommend it! Anyway. I’ll see ya later!
-4:15 P.M
DEC 23 2025
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