Hey! HOW IS IT SUPPOSED TO WORK. I’ll figure it out. Just started my new season of RCool of Shock. What is Fleetwood. I sort of understand Mac. Some guy’s name. Fleetwood is also his name. Oh. I like a couple of these songs so far. The Chain? Wow! Go Your Own Way? Alright! Rihannon? Why Not! Something’s just off about trying to enjoy this band though. Seems like generic music or something. Possibly geriatric music. Perhaps even Gentrified music. Anyway the good news is there’s no distortion to any of these songs. I have to play clean guitar sounds. Really challenge myself in your understanding of what guitar is all about! They call distorted guitar distortion but THAT’S THE NORM. I say an undistorted guitar is the real distortion. Anyway. Did Norm MACdonald feel a certain connection to Fleetwood MAC? My initials are MAK so I dunno I should be looking inward on that type of question not outward. Sheet would MAK. That’s me all over the place. Anyway our show went pretty good on Saturday. Was it perfect? No. Is anything perfect? Possibly either everything is perfect or nothing. Either the untire universe is operating perfectly OR everything is fucked. How can one thing be perfect if it leaves room for the rest of things to be imperfect. If that one thing was so perfect It’d Fix Everything Else!
Anyway I got some nice comments about my guitar playing and my t-shirt so all in all it was a win! Enjoyed it pretty well too. At certain points during the performance I was like HEY I LIKE THIS. Not sure what made this time different than other times. But at times I found myself feeling particularly good. I’d sell my soul to feel good like that again. Well not literally. I’d consider renting it out for a while maybe. Also luckily it doesn’t even cost my soul! Just costs Practicing Music and Making Music Connections And Finding More Stages! Anyway. I need to get a haircut. If it were me naming activities I’d call it a cuthair. I need to get a cuthair. Wait no that’s Elisha Cuthberts airline. Oh good. Uncouth is a word. Let’s think about it. You can be Uncouth but you can’t be COUTH. Wait yes you can. Just as Uncouth means a thing, Dictionary is telling me Couth IS a word meaning the opposite. NOBODY USE THAT WORD. What The Hell. Couthwest Airlines is an existing airline practically. As a kid I was always SLIGHTLY interested in Flight Commander every time I saw it in the computer store. You know what I mean. The program that simulates Airplane. It’s not a game though so beneath the glitz and glamour I rightly deduced it’s mostly just work.
Amazing we didn’t end up with a generation of millennials who all knew how to fly planes. I guess it’s for the best. Too Many Pilots would be quite the problem! Just ask TV NETWORKS. They got lots of pilots to choose from to determine which go to series and whatknot. Anyway. Jesus is everyone’s Co-Pilot but they didn’t have airplanes 2000 years ago so exactly when did he get his pilot’s license. He doesn’t need to learn flying an airplane. He does It by FEEL. He can intuit flying and landing and take offs because he’s SMART. Anyway. Do Latin people know that his name is pronounced Jeez-Us? Or do they pronounce The Presumed Savior’s name the way they pronounce their common name in use Hey-Zues. Never thought about it like that! I don’t see them pronouncing Jesus two different ways! Probably an accent over one of those letters. Spanish speakers love accent marks and I think they got the right idea. Anyway. I also wanted to get Architecture Computer Program when I was a kid. Also not meant for recreational use. I wanted to build houses for fun. But I correctly deduced This Software Is Not For Fun Really. For a while I wanted to be an architect as a kid. Not sure where I got that. The Sims probably is what got me permanently off that. Building them houses when I was 12 or 13. Realized oh this sucks.
Cool. The ideal would be to build a houseplane in the sky the fly it from here to there. None of that sounds ideal at all. Well when you’re a kid you think weird things! What else did I wanna do when I was a kid. Grow up. PHYSICALLY. When I was a kid did I ever even think I was gonna get taller? Cause I never did! I dunno if I ever even thought one day I’ll be taller, then I’ll be happy. I accurately never got my hopes up! Anyway. I’m still only 37. I got many decades of life yet. A lot of time for them to find a cure for Shortness. I believe in Science! They’ll figure out SOMETHIN’. Stand on your tippy toes. That was my strategy for a while when I was a teenager. Then I lost track of doing that for some reason. Maybe I got self-conscious someone would look down at my feet and notice. Anyway maybe short stature is why I subconsciously was interested in those careers. Planes are UP. HIGH IN THE SKY. The antonym of short. Houses I’d design (which I never actually DID) often have SECOND FLOORS and/or ATTICS. Second floors and Attics are Up There In The Air! So that’s good. I was never interested in becoming a pilot. I just wanted to play the game. Get it straight. It’s important. This is my life we’re talking about! For some reason.
This has nothing to do with my life! This is just random factoids about my past. Oh ok that’s good. I’d prefer to hear random facts about my future. Also I wish these future facts weren’t so random. Actually I wanna hear purposeful facts about my future. In my head the future is usually just an extension of the present but that can’t be right cause otherwise What Would Ever Happen. Anyway I can figure out how to manifest a good future. All it takes is a Positive Outlook. Which is what happens when your Email Aggregator gets Venereal Disease. Anyway I’m in a new routine for me now. New season of School Of Rock. New season of… Seasons! Literally is today! Fall starts RIGHT. NOW. Can’t wait till I see some piles of leaves. I hope I see some piles of leaves. They might have people get rid of the leaves as soon as they accumulate. I hope not. Fall reminds me of VD. Same kind of smell. But all in a good way. I might be thinking of the White Stripes song Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground. Well that either makes sense or leads us further astray. Well anyway I’m halfway through the day and my responsibilities are mostly done so I should be happy going forward for the Rest Of My Life?? Great!! I’ll see ya later friends.
-3:31 P.M.
SEPTEMBER 22 2026
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