Hey. How’s everyone doing? Gotta do some dumb show this Saturday. Share bill with other School Of Rock Branches! Perform 4 or 5 songs! I may or may not be able to do one song I’m lead guitar on! MAY NOT have time to tune back and forth. They may say Here Comes The Next Song with me INABLE to do it and they’ll just have to go on without me. That’s what being a musician is like. Always thinking about the next show. Always worried about having a tuned guitar. Always anxious about transportation, how to get there and back! That’s why so many songs and albums are titled like How To Get There And Back or something like that. Anyway. Came up with a possible new musical name for myself for the immediate future. 8/10 Name! August Tenth! The date everything changed. Maybe it’s just me but I feel Musician and Band Names SUCK these days. Let’s say for the last 10-20 years. It’s like you’re more likely to have some success with a name that’s particularly abrasive and alienating. I THE OPPOSITE OF RELATE to these newfangled names. I want to go out of my way to not be interested in this music! This band must be really cool if they don’t even need my interest or potential support. I guess that’s a WIN for them then! I think the band is cool! Now we play the waiting game. Maybe 20, 30 years down the line, me thinking they’re cool translates to me listening to a track out of curiosity! It took a while to pay off but NOW the band name has did its job!
Okay. What do I know. Maybe band names are totally relatable and understandable to other people and My Interpretation Machine (brain) is the problem. Is that a good band name. No. Machine is already a word in other successful band names! Why is that guy’s name Bad Bunny. He seems like a pretty good guy generally. Just a straight up MODEL CITIZEN really. Yet he chose (chooses) to call himself Bad in his advertisement of himself to everyone wherever he goes. Hmm. He also chooses to call himself a bunny but for some reason that doesn’t seem to upset me. Well it’s a metaphor or a reference to something! Michael he’s not calling himself BAD anything Other Than Bunny. You cannot look at the word Bad WITHOUT the word Bunny. He’s only calling himself a Bad BUNNY and NOTHING ELSE. Oh. Okay. But people who tune out after the first syllable MIGHT NOT GET ALL THAT. Alright. It’s kind of odd there’s no bowling at the superbowl. Also is the yearly ultimate bowling competition called The Amazing Football Event or something. That’d even things up! Anyway. My jacket is broken! The zipper! Doesn’t zip up. Now I have to wear my brother’s old jacket! It’s too big for me! It’s the same jacket as I have but bigger size! I guess this is what being a musician is like. Your jackets break sometimes and then you have to wear your brother’s old jacket which is the same jacket as yours but bigger.
WHAT ELSE is up. I don’t like what I’m reading. I wrote something bad then I read it and I didn’t like it even more than when I wrote it! Maybe his name is Bad Bunny so as to constantly motivate himself to be better. This can’t be Bad. Must be Good. I know the name says Bad BUT I MUST BE GOOD. That might be B.B.’s inner monologue. Is it possible he thinks when people look at me they see A Bad Bunny but that’s not who I am. I dunno! Maybe we wouldn’t see A Bad Bunny if he didn’t literally choose to call himself that on purpose! Maybe we’d see EXACTLY whatever he called himself! Oh ok good. Gotta pick a good Musical Name is the point. Lots of reasons to get it right is the point! Has anyone been ELVIS yet. I can think of at least two people, yes! DAMNIT. I dunno. Elvis was Elvis. Other one I was thinking of was Elvis Costello. Wasn’t really just Straight Up Elvis. Yes, certain connotations of the, “Bad,” in Bad Bunny are actually GOOD. He’s BAD like Michael Jackson was BAD! He’s OFF THE HOOK or CHILL Or maybe SEXY or something like that. Did Michael Jackson INVENT Bad Being Good with that song. Something to think about! Hey they got that new Michael Movie coming up. GREAT. Idolize a probsible pedophile while the Epstien Files are going on. WAY TO GO HOLLYWOOD.
Anyway. How could a bunny be bad. Bunnies know no right or wrong. They are more or less innocent creatures. Well it could be BAD at BEING a bunny. Like let’s say it’s got broken hoppers. Can’t do what bunnies are known for being supposed to do. Then it’d be a Bad Bunny. It’s not bad as in EVIL but it’s bad as in FUNCTIONAL. Oh okay good. Puerto Rico? Sounds like this place is a Rich Port. WHAT RICHES MAY COME. Gotta get this place to be the 51st state they’re a huge tax base THEY’RE ROLLING IN THE WEALTH it’s right in their name! Rich Port seems like a pretty lazy name for your island. Not a lot of imagination in that one! That’s almost like just calling your territory Some Place or something. I mean it sounds prettier in Spanish. Puerto Rico. In English it’s a dud though! Can we use RICO to go after the government for all the crimes they’re committing one day? Seems reasonable! Anyway. I just googled Where was Jeffrey Epstein’s island and I immediately regret it. I am now On Some Sort Of List and I SHOULD BE. But I wanted to know what part of the world it was! I had no idea! Now I know and it makes sense. Anyway. Part of the Virgin Islands. Kinda on the nose a little bit there. Pedophilia. Virgin Islands. You get it.
Wow. Hey remember the time the president said to the child sex trafficker let every day be a wonderful secret? Rings some sort of bell! What kind of person. You know what, I’m gonna be honest- I used to be into teenagers, too! I WAS A TEENAGER AT THE TIME but I can a sixteenthway relate! I don’t like how the framing of EPSTEIN FILES absolves individuals of personal fault, though. It’s a GROUP FRAMING as opposed to INDIVIDUAL. Each guilty person should each be individually shamed and ostracized! They did terrible things! You don’t want your kid sitting next to them on a plane ET CETERA. PETER CETERA. I keep seeing there’s a four part film release based on The Beatles coming up but my main thought is I must be reading that wrong. They must mean a One Part Film Release. They can’t be making FOUR CONSECUTIVE MOVIES. That’s too much! Maybe one movie about the Beatles, that’s more reasonable! We’ll see, I guess! Michael Jackson wrote Beat It because he was so excited to buy the Beat’les Back Catalogue. Oh okay some of those details might check out I guess. BEAT(les) can mean jerking of. JACK(son) can mean jerking off. Lots of artists names can mean masturbation! Two of the top of my head. Anyway. That’s all! See ya later!
-5:07 P.M.
FEB 3 2026
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