Hi. Figured out how to get the Digital Information from my multitrack recorder to my computer without going through Faulty USB Drive! So now I can use it again! Which means I can make music without doing it Thru Computer! Back to the way I’ve been doing it the last 20 years! Great news. Music is back. MICHAEL MUSIC IS BACK. Not so much for you, but for me, and Imaginary Audience. And I guess Muffled Music for anyone in neighboring rooms. And anyone who’s got the means and ways to hack into my computer. Alright. THEY put the most work in, they’re really the target audience. Hackers. They earned it. I kinda put the most work in. Directly. I really should be the target audience. Lemme think on that. Hmm. Started watching Wonder Man last night. I like it! Makes me think about Wonder Bread. When it first came out with it did they really try to market it as particularly Wonderous. Is it just a random name or did they really hype it up as This bread is SERIOUSLY FUCKIN SUPER. What the, “Wonder,” is to Woman or Man in Super Heroes.. That’s what this, “Wonder,” is to Bread. Maybe! STOP EVERYTHING I JUST SAW A COMMERCIAL FOR THIS NEW… BREAD… CALLED WONDERBREAD WE NEED TO GO TO THE MARKET RIGHT NOW. That sort of thing.
Anyway. Good show, though! Pitch for Wonderbread commercial— guy sitting at kitchen table alone eating a loaf of Wonderbread one slice at a time and at the end he turns to the camera and say I’m Wonder Full. Take it or leave it! I’d leave it! But that’s just me! Anyway I got a solo guitar practice tonight. I like the parts of guitar practice where it’s just learning how to play guitar IN GENERAL. I don’t like the parts of guitar practice where it’s like Okay So Have You Practiced The Songs For The Season lets go over them? Cause it’s like A TEST I haven’t prepared for well enough! I mean, it’s worthwhile, because I need to prepare for The ULTIMATE TEST—the group practices and the shows at the end of the season—but I still don’t like it! Oh Well. I guess I could always share some new music with you guys. I dunno what kind of music I’ll be producing exactly but it doesn’t matter! Even the sloppiest nonsense bullshit crap I could put on the internet! It’d be stupid but nothing’s stopping me! Might even encourage me to Do Better In The First Place. Wow! Encourage! Anyone ever tell you to act your age? How about telling someone to Enc OUR age! That’s close to how much my recent music makes sense. Just imagine That Amount Of Sense but it’s Music with guitars, me singing, and a rhythm track of me tapping my fingers. ENC NO MAN. Alright. Great.
What’s up. I think you can group people from what they primarily know Sean Astin from or associate him with. I think we should be grouping people into groups for some reason. Uh-oh. Either way for me it’s ENCINO MAN. Probably a small group! A lot of other choices that other people might feel. My Life Led Me to go with Encino Man though for Sean Astin! It’s a fun movie! I watched it so many of times! Once I’m friends with this Caveman I’m Gonna Be KING of this High School. The premise of his character’s motivation never gets old for me. I will point out its ridiculousness every single time it comes up in conversation (I bring it up on my blog). It makes me laugh every single time I think about it so why would I hold back! Anyway. ALSO I lack the deep-thinking skills necessary to Form A Second Thought. I already came up with one impression of the film. WHAT You want me to Think Something Else About It Now? That’s difficult for me! I like lots of stuff in that movie. Mostly unironically but sometimes ironically. It’s okay. The bad guy’s name is Matt but for some reason I thought his name was Mike. The bully who is also dating the love interest. I guess that must have traumatized me to some degree. I thought his name was Mike and he was a bad guy! His name wasn’t even Mike! So there’s Some Psychological Damage there somehow! For the record the actor’s first name is Michael but that’s just a coincidence OR IS IT. Also, he’s Dom DeLuise’s son. I HAD NO IDEA.
Hmm. We all know Dom DeLuise primarily from ONE Thing and Mine is… hmm… lemme think about that… honestly, it might just be his small cameo in Robin Hood: Men In Tights doing a Godfather parody. YEP. My generation barely knows who Dom DeLuise is based on Small Sample Size (me)! That’s life I guess. Sad to say. Some people get forgotten! Is there a Submissive DeLuise out there I Mean C’mon! Whatever. School Of Rock advises all students to wear earplugs to school lessons. I wore em for a month or two of Group Lessons and it was kinda FUN. It dulled down the noise and it made me feel like a Professional. Like I’m taking my health and things seriously. But then I stopped because I was like I’M TOO COOL FOR THIS. PUNKS DON’T WEAR EARPLUGS. But I think I played a lot better the first month or two with earplugs. Maybe I was hearing my guitar and everyone else’s instruments/voices better in relation to each other with the plugs in. OH WELL PUNKS DON’T WEAR EARPLUGS. Wyatt Earp Lugs Around… etc… Was Wyatt Earp THE FIRST PUNK? Let’s explore that later on. In the meantime more pressing matters! I have no idea who Wyatt Earp was. He was from Cowboy Times. Probably either a sheriff or outlaw. Maybe just a straight up Cowboy. Imagine if ICE tried to intimidate and take over towns in the Wild West. It might go a little something like this…
LIKE WHAT. I dunno I’ll explore that after I explore if Wyatt Earp was The First Punk. There’s already a list of things I need to get to! When I think Wild West my main association is DEADWOOD. How would Deadwood react. Hmm. They have to make the show themselves for me to know! I can’t imagine it myself. TV has rendered my mind UNFERTILE. I dunno my mind is pretty active. I’m thinking a mile a minute. What goes on in my mind. I’m thinking about THE FUTURE. SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT MY KIDS. Also how come instead of (or in addition to) having Marty McFly save his kid from prison, Doc Brown doesn’t have Marty McFly save himself from the car accident that straight up ruins his own life? Why is ONE THING okay to change but ANOTHER THING too much meddling? Ultimately Marty DOES NOT get into the car accident by changing his attitude and behavior for the better on his own. Maybe Doc knowingly gave him just enough information such that Marty could figure it out on his own so great I dunno. What’s going on. We’re pointing out individual threads of plot holes in time travel movies? Very good. Also just because you don’t NEED roads where you’re going, probably makes sense to STAY ON ROADS cause it’s more cost-effective! Gotta imagine it’s a lot more expensive and worse for the environment to drive in the sky than on the ground! Where we’re going we don’t need roads! Yeah but there’s a road right there anyway so why not just stick to the road for now okay it’s not gonna hurt anyone. Unless in 2015 there’s traffic on this street. Well for that matter there could be traffic in the sky in 2015! Well, sure, whatever. That’s all. See ya later!
-4:24 P.M.
JAN 29 2026
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