What’s Up. At some point I started confusing Website Content with Just Talking About My Life. Yes that is an Often Overlap but it’s Usually Wrong and I’m sorry. Problem is I don’t know what to say most of the time. Talking about my life Gets The Words Flowing. Flow. In the first draft of Star Wars Obi Wan was to teach Luke about The Flow. Use The Flow Luke! The Flow is all around us. Providing strength and balance to every living thing. Use the flow to Pick Up Rock for practice and whatknot. Pick up rock and put it back down. Or just pick it up and let gravity do the second part No One Would Be The Wiser CHEATER. Anyway Emperor Palpatine looks like the most powerful person in Star Wars to me. He can electrify people. Gonna fuckin’ point his fingers at you and start cookin’ you alive. Seems like the go-to move as far as I can tell. Somebody must stop him! Somebody did. Darth Vader threw him off a cliff. Then some other people also killed him again. It was climactic! Anyway. Maybe we should call Global Warming, “Climactic Change,” so people would be more engaged. Now I’m even less engaged then before. Oh okay good. I’m guessing there’s a big overlap between people who don’t believe in Global Warming and Flat Earthers so is it possible they’re actually just objecting to the, “Global,” part and not the, “Warming?” part? Maybe there’s more common ground to be found with these Idiots than we thought!
Okay. Anyway. Here’s a pun I’m kicking around—Abolish ICE But it’s actually the polar ice caps melting from Global Warming. Still working out the kinks on that one. I’ll get around to it. Anyway the ICE on everyone’s mind is terrible but ICE IN SODA is a nice microtreat. If I drink soda at home as I do all the time I would never put ice in the glass myself. But if I go to a restaurant and get ice in my soda as they always will put it in, WOW! Nice bonus extra! Really makes things seem special! Before ICE: The Horrible Agency Which Will Go Down In History As One Of The Worst Things America Ever Did, regular ice was great here and there! Ice could mean something similar to smh in texts. “I Can’t Even.” Just one man’s opinion. Gonna have to come up with SOME new text abbreviations If I Want To Be The New Shakespeare! I think I’m just all caught up with Abbott Elementary. I didn’t realize they still have K-8 public schools in other parts of the country! Also Philadelphia isn’t that far from my part of the country. I could practically walk there if you gave me enough time and allowed me to rest and could afford food and lodging and whatknot. Sounds like fun. Let’s do it. And what happens at the end? The reward is in the journey not the destination. Well surely there must be some sort of payoff in the destination. Nope. Just the journey! You’re not gonna like the destination One Bit!
Okay. Started my new round of music for School Of Rock. It’s all assorted blues songs! The group got 5 songs for now and I GOT FIVE SONGS for now. We’re down to 3 guitarrists and the other 2 are brand new to the group! I guess because of seniority it worked out that I’m on all five songs either in rhythm or lead capacity. Ugh. I like rhythm! It’s easier! Playing chords is kinda my thing! I do like sometimes when I’m improvising the lead on some songs IN THEORY. Sometimes I enjoy it because it’s fun, Doing it makes me get better at it, and it’s what I signed up to do more or less IN THEORY. But also that’s when Pressure Kicks In! So I don’t like too much of it! Anyway. I like a balance! If it were up to me I’d like to play majority rhythm and then some lead and the lead I play would be mostly improvision and the non-improvised lead should be EASY to play. IF IT WERE UP TO ME. I gotta take the workload that’s given to me! That’s what bands are all about! This is sort of a band. DNA BAND TOGETHER. Is that the start of some wonderful anagram/palindrome? Cause they do. Double Helix. Something like that. We cloned Dolly The Sheep in the late 1990’s. Whatever happened to that clone. Just BEEN livin it’s life I guess. If anything particularly terrible or particularly wonderful happened with it we would have heard about it!
Begun the Clone Wars have. That’s how Star Wars II ends, with Yoda Saying That. And then I never heard about the clone wars again. I guess they may have been going on in Star Wars III but I didn’t really notice anything about Clone Wars really! For all this talk about Clone Wars here and there in Star Wars I DIDN’T SEE MUCH ACTUAL CLONE WARS. Whatever. Took a break from watching The Star Wars Franchise to watch Spaceballs. It’s… okay! About as good as I remember it! I’m excited for Spaceballs II though because I Love To Laugh and I Laugh To Live. Whatever. The only Mel Brooks movie I had on VHS as a kid was Robin Hood: Men In Tights. We rented some of the others multiple times. But I watched Robin Hood: Men In Tights dozens of times. Lots of laughs in that one! IT PARODIES Robin Hood Movies. Which I have never seen then or now. But I get the idea. It takes place in Medieval Times! British! Robin Hood is A HERO. Sheriff Of Nottingham is A ZERO. Also that’s how I already liked Dave Chappelle by the time I was seven years old. And now I don’t like Dave Chappelle as much now that I’m thirty seven years old. I DIDN’T CHANGE HE DID. I’m still the same person I was when I was seven. Maybe a little dumber all in all. I dunno.
Okay. I’m surprised Dave Chappelle joined the cast of Men In Tights seems like crossdressing would be a bridge too far for him! Anyway. What else is going on. I should be writing TWO entries a week not THREE. And/or ZERO entries a week not TWO. Who needs any of this. Either way what else. Apparently Rick Moranis is making his triumphant return to acting in Spaceballs II after 2 decades off (3 decades if you only include live performances). This is very exciting! I WONDER if John Candy or Joan Rivers will return from the dead. That would be the real kicker! Somehow Joan Rivers Returned. Okay. I don’t think there’s any subtitle to Spaceballs II. They had a few ideas but I guess they couldn’t commit to one so they just said FUCK IT if we can’t pick one WE’RE GOING WITH NOTHING. I guess I can’t argue with that logic. But it feels like they shoulda gone with SOMETIN. These movies tend to have SOME Subtitle! GOTTA PICK SOMETHIN. But Michael who cares what you think. Good counterpoint. Anyway. Do I need to see DUNE to get Spaceballs II. I might need to watch All The Dunes. I get it they live in Sand. What more do I need to understand. Possible there are sandworms like in Beetlejuice. Sure! Anyway. That’s all. See ya later.
-5:30 P.M.
JAN 13 2026
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