Hi! I’m afraid the time has come to ask for a plumber. This water temperature in my bath is unacceptable! I was hoping at some point it would turn around on its own and get better but that’s not happening! Give it some more time. Things like this don’t get just better on their own! You need Mario and Luigi to GET IN THERE and fix it! I don’t know what to do. I don’t like causing a fuss! Also, based on experience, it’ll only crap out on me in a year or two and turn cold again! Maybe I should figure out how to fix it myself. DIY. BYOB. TMOTTBG. Byob is a bummer of an acronym. Acronyms are supposed to be FUN and A BLAST. BYOB is a reference to a CHORE and something we HAVE TO DO. Isn’t DIY, for that matter. DIY is about becoming a better more well-rounded person! BYOB is about having to make an extra stop at the liquor store before the party. I wonder if 50 Cent ever thought about Get Rich Or DIY Trying. And it’s about how he had to do it all by himself or at least A Lot By Himself. If I were him I would have thought about that a few times. I never saw the movie but if that’s an actual prominent theme of the movie then that vindicates that theory. Cool. Watched most of season II of Stranger Things. I like watching kids get older. It feels like at least one of us is accomplishing something. Feels productive!
I would LOVE Boyhood. The movie. Probably the concept, too! I’ve never seen the movie and I forget most of the experience. Wait, something’s coming to me. I remember sitting in cafeterias with other kids my age. During lunch time. That must have been part of it. Huh. Chatrooms. Group Chats and individual Person to Person instant messaging. It was an important part of socializing. In my boyhood. That kind of friendship contact was right up my alley. I get to be a wiseass from afar without any real intimacy forming to muck up the gears of the relationships. Really made me the man I am today! Wait a second… Whatever! I should probably do some practicing before my Guitar Class tonight. Teacher probably is expecting me to have practiced what we went over Last Week. I DID NOT. Hmm I could devote 15-20 minutes to that I guess. First comes Boyhood. Then comes Manhood. Then comes Robinhood. It’s. The. ULTIMATE. I dunno. Manhood is slang for condom right. Alright. I have a really old condom in my wallet. Not sure where I even got it. It’s gotta be very expired! In an earlier draft of that story I told you exactly how old I estimated it was. Then I was embarrassed by how long it implied I haven’t had sex! In this draft you just use your imagination.
That’s fun. Con the Dumb. Yep that’s who I was gonna con in the first place but thanks for the tip. I don’t wanna con the dumb. They have enough problems as it is! I think I’ll con the brilliant! Or maybe the moderately intelligent! Anyway. Grateful Dead guitarist died a week or so ago. He should feel happy about that. As a synonym or so. Anyway he was ALREADY The Grateful Dead. Now that he’s even more dead what is he. Somethin’ Else. Somethin’ Different. I dunno what. Double dead. Hopefully double grateful too for his sake! My guess is I don’t know. I bet he’s doubly grateful in actual death. Why not. He earned it! HE played guitar for all of us! I had very little idea who he was before a week ago but that’s on me! I told one of my new guitarmates who seems fluent in music my favorite kind of music was Indie Rock Alt Rock and Punk and he was like Indie rock, hmm, so like The Replacements? And I was like Yeah Sure! Cause WHY NOT. I like The Replacements as one band out of 200! It’s True! Also if not them WHO. I dunno who else I would say! So SURE THEM! I wanted to be like Yeah Sure! HMM Terrible what’s going on in Minneapolis to signal I know they’re from there and to keep conversation going. But I just said YEAH SURE. WELL GOODNIGHT instead.
Okay. ICE MELTS IN ‘SOTA. I came up with that. Probably dozens of other people too. Also, “T,” = “D!” They’re VERY close! I don’t know if it will come true or not. But my heart goes out to Minnesotans fighting the good fight! Anyway I guess I need to write two more paragraphs. I think I’m all caught up on Star Wars movies. Now I have to watch the series. Sounds like a big commitment! Also sounds like I’d have to pay close attention to really follow what’s going on. Movies are 2.25 hours and I can halfwatch to figure out what’s going on. Series are 3 seasons of 10 episodes and I’m gonna have to .85 Watch the entire thing to know what’s happening! DANGIT. Anyway all this time I’ve been hearing about Baby Yoda and apparently it hasn’t been Baby Yoda at all! Just a baby who looks like yoda! At least it has the force not unlike Yoda. That’s close enough I guess. Same species, still has the force, is a baby… STILL. THAT AIN’T YODA. WORDS HAVE MEANING. Where’s Baby Emperor Palpatine. He’s human. That’d just be a baby. Oh. I was imagining a baby who looks like an old man. Hmm. Anyway sometimes Liz Lemon of 30 Rock says, “A-doy!” and that’s, “Yoda,” backwards. Cracked that code.
Also Liz Lemon backwards is Nomelzil which sounds like a prescription drug of some sort. Okay. The title of this entry implied there’d be Hot Takes. Titles imply lots of things! I guess. I dunno. Do you ever think about how People We Enjoy And Admire keep on dying but no one we get anything out of are being born? I mean I guess people are being born that ONE DAY will be productive in the arts or elsewhere. But it’s never breaking news that someone was born that’s going to be great. We won’t know about it for decades! Probably. Who cares. I dunno! Me! I want new great people to look up to! Luckily I look up to almost everyone I meet! VERY short man! Anyway. Must be really weird to be a standard height. How odd. You’re just like everyone else. How strange. What else is up. What if I were to get pizza tonight. Would that make me happy? Yeah maybe. Pizza is a metaphor for pizza. What else. I remember sometimes having French Bread Pizza in elementary school Hot Lunch. OOO-LA-LA. PARISIAN CUISINE. What is French Bread? It’s when it’s a rounded off rectangle instead of a circle (or 1/8th circle shaped). Pretty sure that’s it. Cool. I remember one or two classmates wouldn’t eat their hot lunch and we were more than happy to accept their donations for ourselves. Looking back what was wrong with them. Somethings off if you’re deciding not to eat lunch every day for the entire school year. We should show more concern for our friend. But at the time AWESOME Double Decker Chicken Sandwich this is a sweet deal. Anyway. See ya later.
-3:59 P.M.
JAN 15 2026
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