Oh okay. What’s going on in everyone’s overlapping Universes? In my Spiderverse I’m going to see Scream VII tomorrow night. How can we fit VII into the word Scream. For fun. Stylize it for fun. SCRVIIM? VIICREAM? This is tough. Making movies is tough! Watched Scream I and II last night and this morning. I think it was the right decision to kill Randy Meeks in Scream II. There’s NO FUTURE in being a Randy. Thank for clearing that up Kevin Williamson/Wes Craven. Hmm. So who is there a future being. Most people end up dead at some point in this franchise. Good point! It’s a tough franchise to live in! What franchise is safer. I dunno HOPPERS? That’s not a franchise it hasn’t been released yet. SEEMS SAFE. I DUNNO. Hopers. And it’s about people who HOPE. Chauffeurs. And it’s about people who CHAUFE. Ugh. His name is Randy Meeks… and his two main personality traits are being meek… and being randy… HEY you can’t control what people’s names are. Sometimes things just work out like that. What if Jamie Kennedy is RFK JR’s son. I’d be like WOAH. That’s what would happen if that happened. Sidney Prescott sounds like the name of an old white male billionaire. Who am I thinking of. Most likely thinking of Prescott Bush, patriarch of Bush Political Family. Probably wasn’t quite a billionaire. Still was a rich old jerk. You get the idea.
Hmm. All this time we’ve been rooting for a stand-in for George W Bush’s grandfather. ALL THIS TIME. Anyway. I don’t like the title Scream. Don’t tell me what to do! Titles aren’t about giving people orders! I’ll scream if I want to and I probably don’t want to! Not in response to this movie! I’ll scream about other stuff later on that has nothing to do with you! Anyway, I got a Music Lesson tonight. Last week administrator-person warned me for the second time that a student has complained that I smelled of something odd and potentially unallowed. I don’t know what they’re talking about! They brought it up first a couple of months ago. Said I smelt like cigarettes or something else. Like it was a real problem. I said I DON’T SMOKE. ANYTHING. Especially not before class. Totally true! Now they got a second person who said a similar thing! I dnuno. While being confronted I felt like This is some sort of scam. I don’t smoke cigarettes. I smoke weed only intermittently and only at the end of the day AFTER I come home from class. Then I remembered getting into trouble in middle school with teachers thinking I smoked cigarettes. Because my Mom smokes cigarettes. And it gets on me I guess! So I guess this might be a repeat of that situation! OR IT’S A SCAM. Either way I guess I need to buy deodorant.
Also what’s wrong with these kids. Fuckin’ snitches! HEY THIS PERSON I WALKD BY SMELT OF SOMETHING BETTER TELL THE AUTHORITIES. What kind of person are you. Narc. Unless the administration is making it up as a pretext to ultimately kick me out of the group! I dunno. It’s kind of like a Don Mattingly-Sideburns situation in the baseball episode in the Simpsons I feel. Mr Burns was the coach and kept telling him to shave his sideburns and he never had sideburns and he kept trying to accommodate him by shaving more and more but nothing pleased Coach Mr. Burns and ultimately Burns just kicked Mattingly off the team. Anyway. Wow. I can relate to the Simpsons! My life is going great! Wait a second. His name is Mr. BURNS. And he’s concerned about SideBURNS. Dose that mean anything. It must mean something. Everything means something. They’re called sideburns because they’re on the side of your face and they… burn if you set them on fire? Not sure of the etymology of that word! Anyway. Oh they were named after some Civil War guy named Ambrose Burnside. Just so happened that Side is a pun. I THINK I KNEW THAT AT SOME POINT. Don’t mean to brag. I knew something at some point then forgot it! That’s how smart a guy I am!
Okay. What do you think is going on with this Kids Are Smelling Me Situation? There’s ONE correct answer out there. Maybe two! I wonder what it is/they are! Anyway. I don’t like today so far! It’s gonna be tough to turn it around at this point. Let’s See. HMM. I don’t like the name of the month March. DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. Scream. March. I don’t respond well to orders from anonymous sources like Film Title or Calander Heading. I’ll scream when I want and I’ll march when I want! When the mood calls for it! When it feels right! What other months are commands. How about July. JEW LIE. THAT SOUNDS ANTI SEMETIC. And I’m PRO SEMETIC so I don’t like it! My favorite month is May because it leaves room for discussion. MAY? Sure! I’ll think about it. MAY-BE MAY-BE NOT. There’s a reason this riff is borderline original. Because it’s terrible. There’s a reason it hasn’t been done before. Because it’s horrible. There’s a reason you most likely haven’t thought of it before. Because it’s not good! Anyway. Mix in the bad with the good. This website is ONE PART GOOD, THREE PARTS MEDIOCRE, TWO PARTS HORRIBLE. So a lot of times it’s gonna be horrible and mediocre! It’s a recipe for success! Anyway my favorite part of any writing is Apologizing To The Reader. I’ve never seen anyone do it besides me and I DO IT A LOT.
Anyway. Maybe that’s all people need to read today! Someone saying they’re sorry! I’m FILLING A NEED. Okay. MAY-BE I’ll try to write a real song or two this weekend instead of 10 or 12 Not Even Close To Real Songs. That’s what I usually do when I work on music! I dunno it’s something to think about. THINK ABOUT? I have to THINK ABOUT something? Yeah sure why not I can do it. I’ve Thought About things before. I can do it again. It’s not the worst thing in the world. Oh! Okay! Sounds like one of the worst things in the world. IT DEPENDS about what I’m thinking about I guess. Think about those damn kids who are so fuckin’ touchy about smelling something. Cigarette smoke most likely. Gotta alert the nearest authority figure they smell cigarette smoke and then point out the most likely culprit. Think about that and write a song. Oh Okay Good. Now I’m turning an unpleasant situation into a gift! WHO SUCKS NOW! Alright. Kids listen to music. They’re kind of the target audience! Teenagers at least. Young People. Teenagers and younger adults. GREAT. How am I supposed to get them to like my music. Make Good Music That Anybody Would Like. How am I supposed to get Anybody to like my good music. Make Good Music That Teenagers and Younger Adults Would Like. Oh okay I think I get it. Anyway. I’ll see ya later.
-3:16 P.M.
FEB 26 2026
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