Yeah! Hold on a minute. I’ve got to write the entry. Probably should try to make it good. Without TRYING it will probably END UP BAD. Now I Know How God Feels. Not a fan of Snowstorm ’26 I Can’t Believe It That Was A Lot OF Snow. OF? THAT’S AN ACCIDENTAL EXTRA CAP. Only Fans seems like a misnomer. What do you call the person who All The Fans Are Looking At. If this enterprise was Only Fans WHOM THE HELL IS THE CREATOR. Also what about the Haters. I bet there’s even more haters than fans when you tally everyone up! Anyway. Missed another Music Group Practice on Monday cause of SnowStorm. Group practice just GONE. Individual practices get rescheduled. Group Practices just disappear into the ether! See ya never Cancelled Group Practices! I paid for ya, I prepared for ya, I depend on ya… but it wasn’t in the cards I guess. I’m very upset about it I guess. Feelings coming to the forefront. Ah well. Been watching Schitt’s Creek. It’s pretty good! I feel like it’s my Title Cousin. Crazy Sheet. Schitt’s Creek. If you were sorting us in a library we’d be next to each other. If you were sorting us Hodgepodge Rules. Done with bass guitar! Strings aren’t working well. Guess for now if I play songs I’ll just play electric guitar as a bass. Pidgekin. That’s a word like Hodgepodge but it feels borderline offensive!
Alright. Mets spring training schedule has started. Watching the games brings to mind the question JUST HOW MUCH DOES THIS MATTER. It’s spring training so we know it’s not a lot. On a scale from 1-10 it can’t be more than a 3! But is it a 1? Is it a 3? Will games matter at around a 5 once Regular Season Starts? Will it STILL BE A 2.5, 3? Less? I dunno I’m not a Mathematician! Hey speaking of things that come in numbers I finally got a comment on one of my blog posts! I went to the new format that allowed responses last April. I got a comment this weekend! It was spam. FUCKER. Still progress is progress! I haven’t taken a walk since Saturday. HMM. Feels like I’m going CRAZY. I think I have to do a crapload of snow shoveling tomorrow. Around the car. I can’t even understand it. It’s too much inches of snow to shovel. How can it be done. It’s too high to shovel. How can you shovel so much. That’s not mathing up. I don’t like it! ANYWAY. I can use my shovel as a weapon against the person making me shovel and then flee the country. That’s stupid. Whoever invented the shovel must have known he was inventing one of the most dangerous weapons the world has ever seen. Isn’t that one of the Mystery Man’s powers. William H. Macy. He’s the Shoveler! Hey I came up with a joke From A Movie Already.
Anyway. What’s the mystery of Mystery Men! We know who they are. We know what their powers are. It’s all pretty straight forward. Also they’re upfront about it with the public population in the film. Not a mystery to them either! The mystery is Is this a good film or not. It’s pretty much the Median Film. Really don’t know if it it’s good or bad. IT’S PROBABLY GOOD. If something’s bad you know it’s bad. If you’re not sure it’s probably good. You could say the exact thing in reverse though. I COULD SAY ANYTHING I WANT. FREE RANGE. THERE’S NO RULES. Got some birthdays coming up. Tomorrow is my Mom’s. Friday is my Dad! Then in October is my brother’s! YEAH. Anyway. I’m the same age my parents were when they had my Brother. What do you mean by, “Had.” You know. FUCKED. Since they TOOK HIM. No since he was introduced to their motley crew. Anyway. Def Leppard. I wonder if they ever think about Lepers in terms of their name instead of Leppards. I never did until very recently but now that I have I can’t stop. Just imagining some Deaf Leper out there. Could be any one of us. Doesn’t have to be a literal Deaf Leper. Could be a metaphor. ANYONE OF US could be Deaf Leper. Also Guns ‘n Roses? Remember the hippies who literally put Roses IN Guns? In that famous photo? Not a rose but some sort of flower? DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER PUNS?
But the band name is about putting Guns IN Roses. That’s all backwards. That can’t be done physically! That would cause the lab to explode trying to do that! Ugh. Anyway. What if Slash was in AC/DC. So what if he was. Yeah that’d make sense. He’s already there. Anyway. Not a lot of people know this but AC/DC’s name means that they like Atlantic City more than Washington D.C. They rank A.C. OVER D.C. and this is how they chose to stylize it and tell people about it. Hey Michael what did you get on your essay. I GOT A C SLASH D C???? Man that’s a confusing grade how did you manage that one. I DON’T KNOW??? Anyway. Rings true! Alright. What else is going on in life. Books. School Of Rock. Going To The Theatre. THE THEATRE? WHY I’VE SEEN BROADWAY PRODUCTIONS BEFORE. I saw the adaptation of the Tom Hanks movie BIG. When I was a kid. It was a MUSICAL. HIGH ART. Made a real lasting impression on me. I knew I never wanted to grow big based on seeing how it worked out for him. That’s why my body chemistry told my endocrine system to tell my hormones to have me top out at 5’2! THANKS TOM HANKS. What’s the most respectable thing I’ve ever seen as a play. I dunno. AVENUE Q? People respect that. I respected it! It was okay! In retrospect who gives a shit.
ALRIGHT. We can’t blame Tom Hanks for me being short completely. He’s probably not personally responsible for the spin-off of Big. Ugh. Tom Skanks. That’s what I call Tom Hanks in my Burn Book. I dunno. I’m runnin’ on fumes here. WHY. I dunno. Some people write when they’re inspired. I write when it’s time to write. Leads to possibly WORSE writing at points! GO FIGURE. Sometimes it’s for the best. Works out to take the pressure off when I Just Know It’s Just Time To Write. Sometimes it just leads to me writing bullshit! There’s Plus and There’s Minus! ALRIGHT. Schitt’s Creek takes place in CANADA. WHAT THE HELL. THAT ENEMEY TERRITORY? Not sure I feel comfortable rooting for people in that potential warzone! It’s weird though they’re just like us. If I didn’t know better that they were from Candada I’d almost think they were practically similar to Americans! Anyway. I dunno. They go to the diner ALL THE TIME. Seems like twice a day on regular. What a lifestyle! Anyway someone should alert the FCC HEY THEY MEAN SHIT’S CREEK. THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT SHIT. GET ON TOP OF THIS SITUATION. It’s profanity is all I’m saying. Alright. Great. We’re done! I’ll see ya later!
-4:30 P.M.
FEB 24 2026
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