Hi. Looks like we all might be getting a lot of snow this weekend! I hope not. Snow is bad for The Earth And It’s People. But odds are we’re looking at An Inconvenient Snow. The last couple of years I’ve had to incorporate Shoveling my Family Car into my life each time it snows. No matter if it’s 1.5 inch or 12 inch! It sucks! I just learned a few weeks ago I can’t even shovel it into the driveway. I can only shovel in one direction out of four. All the way Onto the Grass. Otherwise apparently I’m BLOCKING TRAFFIC or something. Anyway this is the origin story of me becoming The Old Man from Home Alone. Huh. I was wondering who I’d turn out to be From Movies. He doesn’t really shovel snow. He salts sidewalks I think. It’s all related. Why is the Hemingway book called The Old Man And The Sea. Sea is much older than the, “Old,” Man! Should be called The Man And The Old Sea. Or maybe The Kind Of Old Man And The Even Older Sea! I dunno if I’ve ever really read a Hemingway book. I assume lots of Hemming and Hawing. That’s the way for that guy! Huh. WRONG. He writes the Hemmingway. Is there another writer named Hawwingway who writes the Hawwing-way? I Mean C’mon!
Ugh. I started watching a new season of Stranger Things and these people are teenagers now! Good. How the Hell did they write this show season by season. You can’t predict how individual actors will develop physically and write storylines attuned do that. Maybe they can. Maybe that’s The STRANGER THING! Oh okay very good. I identify with that one guy in Stranger Things Mike. That’s my name. Well clearly this is a person I can relate to. That’s all it takes! Works when I see Mikes or Michaels on TV or Film or in Books. Not always in real life. If I meet a Mike or Michael in real life it actually works AGAINST me feeling comfortable and on the same wavelength with them if anything. My competition-drive kicks in. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. I gotta figure out what’s wrong with this other Michael and how I can exploit their weaknesses so I can best them. When was the last time I met a Mike or Michael. Now that I think about it, it doesn’t come up that often! Now that I think about it I’d love to make a Michael Friend! Oh there’s a Michael in my School Of Rock class. Primarily plays the bass but also is good on the drums. He’s an okay guy! I like him! Drove me home from practice one time! He may have dropped out this season? I forget. Guess he couldn’t handle the heat! What heat. Heat II: The Sequel. It’s in pre-production!
Okay. Sinners got all the nominations but how come there’s no film VIRTUERS? There was also a film slightly synonymous with Sinners The Bad Guys II. Go figure. Getting slightly closer to proficient at making music with my computer. ALMOST there. Once I’m there then I’m there. But I’m NOT QUITE there yet. Huh. Anyway I went to the dentist this morning. It was okay! About 40 minutes of mild annoyance! Then they had THE NERVE to tell me you’ve been brushing pretty good once a day and it’s all okay but you should brush twice a day. What’s your problem! It’s all good at once a day. I don’t have time or energy for twice a day! If anything you’re gonna burn me out brushing twice a day for like a week, discourage me, and then I might just stop brushing completely! THINK about what might happen! Anyway. Had two Microcavities. Two precavities. Two kindacavities. Not quite cavities they were! Some sort of issue with two teeth! They did something to ‘em within 3 minutes that wasn’t Fillings and sent me on my merry way! Great. I like the radio in the dentist. It was pop music from 2012! I LIKED pop music from 2012 and never before and never since! That’s the dentist for you. Pop music? More like poop music! That’s me if I was a musical critic.
Okay. Great. I always go to the dentist with my Dad. Back to back appointments! Cause we’re a team! I don’t enjoy going every four months but that’s what my Dad does and Dentist seems to like it so who am I to argue! And if there’s always something wrong each time I see him then you can argue It’s Never Soon Enough! Great. Can I Start a meme of pictures of Billy Dee Williams, Tommy Lee Jones, and Aaron Eckhart side by side and text beneath them saying Dent, Denter, and Dentist? They all played Harvey Dent aka Two Face from Batman. I don’t think I’d be allowed to start that meme! NOT RIGHT NOW. MAYBE LATER. Anyway. I just went in chronological order for that for sequencing that meme. I think Tommy Lee Jones should be Dentist perhaps. He really goes for it! Whatever. Billy Dee Williams and Tommy Lee Jones have interestingly similar names. Let’s talk about it at some point in the future. Also, Billy Dee Williams name is William Williams? Wow. His stylized name is one of the best names but his exact, given name is one of the worst. Go figure. Unless your middle name is Carlos. Then William Williams suddenly works somehow. Huh. I got a guitar lesson tonight. Looking forward to learning something! Teacher MIGHT expect me to have half-perfected intro and/or solo for Hound Dog by Big Mama Thornton. Which I have not! But guitar lessons are a PROCESS. And my process is NOT REALLY PRACTICING.
OK. Great. I just googled if any of those three actors ARE or HAVE EVER BEEN dentists. Which would add to the premise of that image. Nope! Tommy Lee Jones once was in a scene in a television show with another character who played a dentist though! Hilarious I’m laughing already! Anyway. It’s always been my dream to come up with a joke that makes sense as a meme that would make people go, “I could see that being a meme sort of but not really, wouldn’t actually catch on but it’s sort of funny.” Anyway. I don’t want to MEME. That’s not the kind of thing I want to devote my life to. MEMING! Who cares I’ve got other things to worry about! Also Memes should be more general and apply to different situations. That’s just a one note joke. If I were to Meme it’d have to be a lot more universal and widely applicable to YOUR lives! What does Dent/Denter/Dentist mean TO YOU? Anyway. Crashing cars. That’s what I think of. I thought we were doing Rorschach tests. What else is going on. Here Comes Snow! God damnit one of the strings on my bass guitar is messed up. I hit the open D string and it makes a musicless twang. I hold down the first fret and same thing. THEN I hold down other frets and it works fine as do all the other strings. Either way IT BETTER BE the string that’s messed up and not the bass guitar. Otherwise there’ll be Hell to pay! By which I mean I don’t know the bass is probably still under warranty! Anyway that’s all. See ya!
-5:12 P.M.
JAN 22 2026
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