Shut up. Just get to the entry already. I don’t have time for these dumb titles all the time! Almost done with the Neko Case book. There’s one chapter which is just about how unappealing it is to be a touring musician. She balances it out by saying how good it can be, too, but it’s the bad parts that were registering for me. What the Hell. At this point I dunno if I even want to become a touring musician. There is no perfect job though. Designing Cars. Specifically when Homer Simpson worked for his half brother Herb. That was a perfect job up until it backfired and he ended up doing a shitty job bankrupting the company and Herb. There were no STAKES to it for him. He had a chance to be CREATIVE. People LISTENED to him. It always bothered me that Herb became homeless just because the company he owned produced one unpopular car. Is that realistic? Some ultra-respected multi-millionaire who lives on an a mansion estate… literally OWNS (or runs) the company.. makes one bad business decision… somehow winds up with LESS THAN NOTHING??? I mean that seems kind of extreme! I mean worst case scenario is he loses his job. Why would he end up completely penniless as fuck!
Just watched a Danny DeVito episode of SNL from 1982 or so. Not so great. I ended up having a dream about The Whiners. That recurring sketch duo. Which was extremely annoying. Pretty annoying on TV. Even more annoying In Real Life! Which dreams ARE per my understanding. I like young Danny DeVito. More of an actor and less of a slapsticker. I like him as a comedy guy for as he gets older but I like him as an actor guy too. PEOPLE get to be DIFFERENT PEOPLE throughout their lives. Really up to them! For example I used to be a regular person. Then I became insane. Lately I’ve sorta just been riding the middle for a while. If only someone would tell me to just not be crazy! I’d probably do it! I’m just sitting here waiting for that direction from up above! I clearly know that’s the message I WOULD be getting from An Up Above Voice. Don’t Be Crazy. Isn’t that enough? Hmm. In the meantime I’m just gonna be doing this. Slapsticker is what we call hockey player here in the states. Which states. The united ones. What are we united for and/or against. We’re united against PEACE. We’re united for OUR ENEMIES. More like Kind of a loose configuration of states. 50 is too many states to be strongly UNITED. Much too much to keep track of! I’d say 20, 30 tops is as many states as can be Completely United. We’re more like the Affiliated States Of America!
And it’s fine that way! We don’t need New York to be in a strong reciprocal relationship with Nebraska! Anyway. Do you think Donald Trump could name all 50 states if you gave him the entire afternoon? The question really is how high could he get. 30, 35? Well, that’s fun. The latest episode of The Studio has Ice Cube playing the KOOL-Aid Man. Just like my Mr. Freeze pun. I feel nice to be on the same wavelength as Hollywood albeit a little bit behind. I put it out there before they did. But they came up with it before I did! So it’s a wash I guess. I like that show. Could be worse! I can really relate to it because That’s Kind Of How I Imagine Things Work From Afar In A Way I Guess If I Really Thought About It And Then Also Let My Imagination Drift Away From Me. Television. It’s a fun show. Seth Rogen of course forever immortalized up in the Weezer song. Pork and Beans. “They say I need some Rogen to put in my hair.” That’s how you know you made it! When you’re in songs. What. It’s about Joe Rogan you say? But he wasn’t that popular at the time. Ask Seth Rogen whether he thinks it’s about Joe Rogen. HE KNOWS who it’s about.
Huh. Next line is, “Working out at the Jim to fit my underwear.” Now it gets a little tricky but we’re probably assuming Rivers is talking about Jim from The Office played by John Krasinski. Michael what other people are in that song. I dunno who cares. I tend to tune out after two people. I can’t keep track of everybody! Well, anyway, I dunno. Gotta write 5 minutes of Stand Up for tomorrow’s class. Should do that tonight. Get it out of the way! Ugh. I could piece together five minutes from Blog Entries. I guess we’ll see. There’s a sketch from SNL in the second or so season about Blogs. I forget if the guy’s name was Blog or it was just Blog Treatments or something for Weight Loss. Anyway. I found it prescient. In real life blogs aren’t directly correlated to Weight Loss. Not really. Maybe they are now that I think about it abstractly. I’ll think about things thoughtfully if you ask me to I’ve got the time and means! Anyway. I don’t think I’ve ever seen National Lampoon’s Animal House. Or anyone else’s. I want to watch it even though I don’t have particularly high hopes. Seems like something we should do before we die!
Alright. I don’t know who John Belushi is. All the pieces I’m aware of Doesn’t Add Up to a complete picture to me! And even though he might have been not exactly like his character in this movie, seeing how he came at the role might help me figure him out a bit. LUSH. That’s a word. It’s in his name. I forget what it means exactly. Gotta imagine that was tough for him as a child. I never thought about my name as a child. Why would I have to. IT’S for other people to identify you. I already knew who I was. Literally never thought about my name one bit. Think about it all the time now these days. Great. Have you guys seen my nail clipper. Gotta be here somewhere. Anyway I’m pretty dumb because my first reaction to the title of Blink 182 guy’s book Fahrenheit 182 was like YOU CAN’T SAY THAT! THAT’S INSENSITIVE. Then I thought about it and changed my mind cause I’m a normal person. What else is up. Fahrenheit 451 is the temperature at which books burn. FINE well make books burn only at higher temperatures then. Figure it out with physics and chemistry. Easy! Done! Get to work! I dunno. I’m done. I’ll see ya tomorrow I hope.
-4:52 P.M.
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