Hey, friends! It’s been a solid Pregnancy’s Worth Of Time since the last entry. Almost. Eight months. That’s a Premature Pregnancy! I was a Preemee which is a word I CAN SAY BUT YOU CAN’T. I was born five weeks early because I Got Things To Do And Places To Be. Not really. In fact it’s pretty antithetical to my Post-Womb life. I got Nothing To Do And Nowhere To Be. In fact, if I could fit, I would probably re-enter my mother’s womb and just hang out there! Warm and toasty in that there embryonic sac. Huh. I do like choosing my own food. Can’t get Chipotle as a fetus. I’d like to see you try! You can’t do anything as a fetus. I’ve seen blue infrared scans on Doctor’s Equipment on TV Shows and fetii are never doing ANYTHING. Just floating there like idiots the entire time. That’s my argument for abortion rights. That’s how I know they’re not people. If they were people THEY’D BE DOING STUFF. If that was a person in there IT’D BE DOING A THING. But Michael surely fetus is doing some sort of crap. I dunno! We can’t say for sure. We can only speculate. AS WITH ALL MATTERS OF DEBATE. WE can only speculate! That’s the world we live in. I think the student run newspaper for my high school was called The Spectator. Terrible name. Don’t just spectate! GET IN THERE. GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY. I wanna see you guys get involved! Are we supposed to go along with Michael jumping from, “Speculate,” to, “Spectator,” and just accept that. Yeah! We’re supposed to accept lots of things!
I’ve been doing The School Of Rock: The Music Learning Organization Programme since June. The thing is, you got Group Lessons with 10 or 12 people on Monday nights, with people who play all different instruments and/or sing, and I got private lessons on Thursdays! It’s fun! I learned how to play Pat Benetar and Joan Jett songs over the summer and now some Rolling Stone songs over the Fall. And I’m also getting better at the guitar in general. And it’s FUN playing with people. And they’re cool! The other students. The teachers. It’s a real 8 out of 10 out of how good it could possibly realistically be! ALSO been recording a lot of my own bullshit over the course of the year. The improvising half-assed half-length quarter-decent songs! Amassed a lot of crap! I haven’t done any in a couple of weeks because the 8-track machine stopped working! Can’t export anymore! I bought a pre-amp to replace it! So I’d record music directly to my computer and mix it on my cumputer instead! Ultimately it’ll be better but it’s hard to motivate myself to start because I’m not used to doing it this way so I don’t know exactly how to get started! DANGIT. Also I don’t know whether to write the weird half-assed quarter decent one eighth worthwhile songs, OR start to try writing real songs now. I don’t know where to go with music as of this very moment!
OH NO. WE READ A PARAGRAPH. WITH NO JOKES. It was just an update of Michael’s life. I don’t know if life is worth living anymore. Anyway. I was watching Spinal Tap II Sunday afternoon and then decided to re-watch Stand By Me and then I was near the end of that I got news about Robert Reiner’s presumed death. Kinda eerie. I didn’t like it! Anyway. I was sad. The sadness lasted from Saturday into Monday and possibly into this morning, I can’t say though for sure. I definitely remember still being sad Monday Night at Band Practice. Also last night I watched NORTH which is, according to critics, one of the worst movies of all time, and, according to me… it’s kinda funny! And at least they’re trying something new! They’re GOING FOR SOMETHING. I give North one thumbers sideways and one peace sign. Also North’s main parents are George Costanza and Elaine Benes. In what kind of bizzarro world did they get together and become married. In THIS bizarro world. Maybe that’s what’s throwing everyone off. Seinfeld core characters, who would NEVER hook up, are now married. Is that what’s disturbing people?
Anyway. Trying to figure out a schedule moving forward. Might wanna write 2 entries a week as part of it. That’s the way to go! People like WORDS. Anyway, I agreed to see the new Avatar this weekend with my brother and that’s gonna be a long three hours. Anyway. The Pen is mightier than the sword. Sword. Words. Pen writes words. Just move the “S,” in Words to the beginning. There’s something there. I DON’T GET IT. I’ve never even seen half these Rob “Not Zombie,” Reiner movies. Princess Pride. All The Right Men. The American President. I’m taking everyone’s word for it that they exist. But as far as I know there’s only the 30-60 seconds of each of them that I’ve seen along with the titles. Argue With Me. Anyway. I’m sort of a selfish guy. One part of us losing Rob Reiner that makes me sad is Well I guess I’ll Never Get to Meet Him Now. Add him to the list of Robin Williams, George Carlin, etc. People that I never thought of it before they died, but once they die, I’m like, well, I really valued their perspective while they were here. Kinda wish I coulda just talked to them or something. And now they’re not here. Their work remains. Which is good. But it’s not the same. AH WELL. Life goes on. NOT FOR EVERYBODY. THAT’S ONE OF THE POINTS. Well whatever.
Okay. Shaking the cobwebs off. Next entry will be better! I already talked about the life updates that are boring. And the death updates that are boring! Everything else is interesting presumably. Been reading a lot this year. I just read the Cameron Crowe book. That was a pretty good one! He was friends with musicians… get this… as a teenager! AND I LISTENED TO MUSIC AS A TEENAGER. I almost was reminded of those feelings here and there while reading the book. I CAME CLOSE to feeling things almost at times during points at the book. So that’s good. Anyway. Can I get someone to be an Avatar for me while we’re seeing Avatar so I don’t have to see it? Is that how Avataring works? I’m not sure how Avatar works. Anyway. For Music Class, we sometimes get together to practice in one of the guy’s houses, which I like. I’d like to do it even more! And I’d like to do more than practice the SOR songs. I’d like for some of them to JAM WIDTH ME even further. The level of interest for that is hard to gauge, though, from my classmates. Not too high. Maybe a bit of medium level interest that people are shy about expressing. Anyway. That’s all for today! I’ll see ya when I see ya!
-12:59 P.M.
DEC 16 2025
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