Great. Gotta write five paragraphs of some sort of content. Judge me not on the color of my skin but on the content of my paragraphs. Also Should we be judging people on the contents of their characters, either? Maybe we just shouldn’t be judging people at all! Unless we’re judges! That’s a special case! I dunno I judge people on the content of their character all the time. It’s a big part of my life. Without it I don’t know what I would do! Society judging people on the content of their character encourages people to have better characters! So it sounds like a productive social activity I guess. ANYWAY. Tobey Maguire: Don’t Judge Me On The Content Of My Character. Me: You Mean Spiderman? What else is going on. Spiderman is a character not just Tobey Maguire plays but one that Tobey Maguire As Peter Parker plays. Discuss. Hmm. Here’s a thought—If Zohran Mandani was a baseball player and he hit a homerun a sports color commentator might call it a, “Mamdinger!” Wow. Here’s a thought—A right wing news color commentator might say, “With Zohran as mayor we are all in Mamdanger.” Great. WELL those are the Two Puns you can make out of his last name! See ya later! What else is up. What’s the over/under of Mamdani playing himself as Mayor Of New York in at least one major motion film in the next four or eight years.
Spiderman Films would possibly be appropriate! Spiderman lives in New York. Unless Spiderman tweeted out in August he’s leaving New York if Mamdani wins. I don’t think Peter Parker would do that! Maybe Black Suit Spiderman would do that. EVIL SPIDERMAN/Venom would vote for Cuomo and threaten to leave if Mamdani won. Anyway. Why would Peter Parker be on twitter. Can’t get enough of Grok like the rest of us. Oh okay. Unless Peter Parker is gearing up TO FIGHT Grok then I don’t get it. Anyway. Re-watched Adaptation last night for maybe the 25th time. This time I got even more out of it! Each time I watch it I generally get a little more out of it than the last time. It’s one of those movies that somehow improves with age! My age! Not so much its age! Maybe its age, too, I guess, I dunno! Hmm. Also it STARTED OUT as one of my favorite movies of all time. So for it to always improve on that over and over is pretty cool! Keep in mind that in 2003 when I first saw it I still primarily wanted to be a screenwriter. KEEP THAT INSIDE YOUR MIND for a few seconds. I’ll let you know when you can stop. OK now’s good. NOW think about anything you want! FREETIME. Play Space! Go Wild! Lady’s Choice! Have Fun! Now start paying attention to the next paragraph.
OKAY. If I wanted to be a screenwriter how come I never wrote a screen. Or a script. Or any sort of Film at all. Same reason I’m not doing music right now. Cause I was and/or am is AN IDIOT. Not too late for me to write a screenplay NOW in 2026. But I don’t want to anymore. NONSENSE. The thing you want to do when you’re 12-14 is the thing YOU REALLY wanna do. You just FORGETTABOUTIT as a teenager. But Preteen Dream is really what you’re meant for! I read about it in a Hot Take somewhere maybe on the internet. Also I never really got about how Screenplays are supposed to be detailed and elaborate. I just always thought they were People Say Things Along With The Barest Amount Of Bones of Stage Directions Happening. But NOW I think they’re supposed to be really detailed and imaginative and provocative. I don’t… I can’t… that’s not… I don’t even want to… SORRY. Hmm. Besides I’m on a Music Kick. I FANTASIZE about Making MUSIC. BUT ENOUGH ABUOT ME. What are you fantasizing about right now? Kinda thinkin about the Ludacris song, “What’s Your Fantasy.” Because that’s how my brain works. Words remind me of the same word and THAT’S HOW MY CREATIVITY MANIFESTS. What a vivid imagination! Anyway I gotta do SOMETHING this year. This is the year of DOING SOMETHING. Multiple Things seems like what I’m aiming for but Something might be the more responsible way to go. I don’t want to overextend myself! That’s a good way of putting pressure on my joints! Disjointing myself! Don’t do it.
Fuck. Anyway. I got bad news the water in my bath/shower is very cold. Luke warm at best. It’s not pleasant taking a bath or shower because of it! I don’t know why this keeps happening. I blame The Way Of Water. I assume this is what the second Avatar movie was about I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway. I’m looking at my old middle school’s website and I don’t see ONE of my old teachers still teaching there. I graduated middle school just a year or so before I saw Adaptation for the first time! That is a long time I GUESS. But at the same time it’s not that long ago! 24 years. Okay yeah but so what. Teachers teach! What’s your point. I dunno. FOR TE RECORD none of my elementary school teachers are still there, either! WHY is the world moving on as if I Never Existed! ALL PROOF OF THE WORLD I INHABITED IS GONE. It’s like What I Experienced Didn’t Even Happen! Pretty sure most of my classmates are still around. They can testify that my K-8 years occurred! Oh good. Who cares. It’s a part of Michael’s History. In my presidential library one day we’re gonna want everyone to know the full story! I WANT to know the full story! I forget most things. I want someone to remind me. I remember 30 other kids and 1 teacher at a time. And the teacher would try to teach. And I would try to be a Smart Alex. And that’s about it! I think the term is Smart Alec. How many Alec’s do you know. Alec Baldwin, that’s all. The term is Smart Alex, thanks!
Anyway. Google’s definition of Smart Aleck is different than mine. I’M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD and assume everyone is on board with Mine though. Seems foolish. Yeah! Also I’m NOT saying I was a Smart Aleck. I was a Smart ALEX. I TOLD YOU. Different thing! Well anyway. Anyway now I’m a Dumb… Jerkoff. I dunno what name to go along with Dumb. Just Jerkoff’ll do I guess. We go through different phases as we age! It’s the circle of life! Smart, Dumb, whatever! It all comes out in the wash! Also Dumb people are some of the smartest people I know! You can be dumb and be really smart sometimes! I’m basing that on Hope. On account of Because I’m Dumb. So that’s good. Anyway. What’s the next holiday coming up. Valentine’s Day? I gave a girl a valentine once. In third grade. Girl in my class named Stephanie. I forget if it was just a personal card or if I gave some sort of minor gift whatever it may have been. Either way I don’t remember ever getting any sort of response so she must not have cared at all. And that’s the furthest I’ve ever gotten Romantically with someone. Sort of! We were friends beforehand. We would laugh about things in class and whatknot. But she apparently couldn’t give two shits about my deep heartfelt feelings for her. Just acted like it never even happened! It’s POSSIBLE I never gave her the Valentine. I just thought about doing it. Hmm. Anyway. That’s all! See ya!
-4:32 P.M.
JAN 2 2026
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