Hey! What in the world am I gonna talk about today. We all just had a New Years. Everyone could relate to that. We’re all following the same calendar more or less. Except for Chinese people. And Jews. Vietnamese now that I think about it. Probably most people don’t follow these New Years. Oh. Well everyone knows WHAT IT’S LIKE to Have A New Years. So you may not have just celebrated with us last night but you GET IT. Church Of Ladder Dais Saints don’t celebrate New Years. It’s frivolous. Leads to sin. Hmm. I like New Years because I prefer being in this part of The Solar System. The other side? In July? Way on the opposite side of the sun? I just don’t like that part of space! Just SUCKS around there. I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCES. I CAN TEACH YOU TOO. FOR PRACTICALLY NOTHING I’LL TEACH YOU. I don’t think that’s what astrology is, is it? It’s a lot like astrology. It sure sounds like I’m talking about astrology. I thought I came up with something new. I haven’t come up with something new since 2024. That was YEARS ago as of today. I ordered me some sock. White socks. Kind of like the baseball team. Sort of. First time in years I’ve gotten white socks. For at least four or five years, and probably more, I’ve worn exclusively black socks. Also sort of like the other baseball team. Nope.
Anyway. When you search Black Sox it produces results because The White Sox scandal of 1919, they called it Black Sox scandal as a FUN PUN. Because Black meant, “Bad.” They did something Wrong or Improper. Like in the Rolling Stone song it means Paint It, “Incorrectly,” or, “The Way You Shouldn’t Do It.” I might disagree with that. Michael Jackson was famously black and he made an entire album called, “Bad,” so put two and two together! 2+2=2! What are we supposed to be painting it black. In real life. Off the top of my head Border Wall comes to mind. Parts of sports courts? Basketball or something? I think you paint black lines or something onto court! Huh. The point is for a brief period of time writing the last paragraph I genuinely thought there was a team called the Chicago White Sox for a second and then the next second I briefly entertained the idea there was a team called the Chicago Black Sox. Speaking of Terrible Jokes I watched Ricky Gervais’s new special yesterday. I guess I’ll give him a 3/10 but that’s because 1/10 is too low and I can’t find my 2/10. Oh right I gave MYSELF the 2/10. Then Shouldn’t I Have It Somewhere? Touche. I can’t regift the 2/10 though anyway. It’s Been Given! No Re-Giving Ratings! Anyway. I ended up getting Supreme Pizza from Pizza Hut last night. Because I always like to Eat the last thing I saw in theaters.
Apparently MTV is no more. I liked Music Videos. I went through a couple of phases of regularly watching MTV for the music videos in my life. By the time I came of adolescence though MTV was already less, “Music Television,” and more, “EMPTY ‘v” whatever V stands for! Just FELT DEVOID OF SOMETHIN, PURE ARTISTIC EXPRESSION, I DUNNO. Too commercial. Too mainstream. Too catered to teenagers. And even though I WAS a teenager I didn’t like what they were doing! And of course by the time I was a was an upper teenager most of what they were showing had little to do with music. Just reality shows. Which I watched some of! I liked BUSSED. What was that one called? NOT IT? QUICK DATE? NEXT. It was called Next. People go on micro dates waiting on busses and then one of them can say NEXT at any time they feel like its not going anywhere and then their date is replaced by someone else. I always liked it when A New Guy Would Appear and the woman would go NEXT immediately within the first 2 seconds cause the guy happened to be short. And everyone really digs into him because it’s a reality show and they’re mean to a point. Happened every third episode. That always increased my teenage confidence! Anyway. Why are people so mean. Oh well I learned an important lesson. Don’t go on reality shows. In fact don’t live in reality. Stay clear of that mess altogether.
Anyway. Yeah. Fuck MTV! It looks like MTV still might exist to some extent. Huh. Just no music videos. Great. So only the bad stuff. Good for them. Gotta show the VMAS somewhere! It’s an important event! Remember that time… slime…. Wait that’s the Kids Choice Awards… you get the idea! Anyway. I dunno. If I were slimed by Nickelodeon at some event FOR WHOM am I suffering this ultimate humiliation? Is it really for the kids? I don’t think kids really care to see me or anyone really embarrassed like this! I think it’s some sad adults who decided to slime me and hide behind oh the kids would think its funny. But it’s really the adults that are doing it. And one day they’ll pay. Anyway. DID YOU ever watch Nick growing up and see any poor sap get slime poured on them and go YES IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING FOR YOU ADULT. CHLIDREN SUFFER INDIGNITY ALL THE TIME AND NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS. I dunno. Whenever I saw someone get randomly slimed, adult or kid, I think I always just felt, there’s already so much pain in the world. Why add to it. What are we doing here. HERE? RIGHT NOW? Not much friend. I’m still trying and failing at getting up in the morning instead of at Noon. Once I can figure out how to wake up when I’m supposed to, everything else will fall into place!
Okay. I GUESS. It’s a good guess. Wasn’t a huge fan of Dave Chappelle’s latest Comedy Special either. It just Wasn’t That Great! Coulda been better. I don’t really like 90% of anything I see, but Gervais and Chappelle underperforming stands out because they’ve highly entertained me in the past! Gervais more in TV than standup. But anyway I’ve thought I identified with them! But then it turns out sometimes they’re unfunny jerks sometimes! AH WELL. Life goes on! That’s a good title for Gervais’ next special. Write that down. This is written recorded medium. Yeah. YEAH. Anyway. Who cares. I could have watched two Better Stand Up Specials the last two weeks though instead of the ones I watched, though. I didn’t! I’m sure they’re available to me somewhere. Must be an APP for that somehow. Stand Up Streaming for free somehow! Some specials that I’d like a lot. Something NEW AND FRESH but also in line with my past tastes and sensibilities. I don’t want anything too challenging! Huh. Maybe I should just watch old comedy specials from classic comedians I already know and love… That sounds good too. I dunno. I already seen that it sounds like. Probably should watch something I haven’t seen! HMM. Anyway. I’ll see ya tomorrow.
-6:25 P.M.
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