Author: Crazysheet

    Great.  How’s everyone doing!  Another Tuesday has rolled around.  What does that mean to you.  Tuesday.  It means a lot to me.  Is your life like mine?  Hmm.  I think part of A Creative Sharing Life is just acting like Unflinchingly Everyone Can Always Relate to Me.  I picked up on that somewhere.  Don’t leave anyone any room to start doubtinghmm maybe I don’t relate to the thing I’m seeing.  You can Relate Without Relating.  I guess.  Hey I relate to this guy in the sense that I understand he’s a guy or something.  Clearly looking to be related with.  I Relate in the sense that there’s something there that CAN BE relatable in theory.  Other than that you’re WAY off though.  Anyway.  You can relate to me because I’m telling it like it is.  I don’t THINK ABOUT IT.  I just SAY NONSENSE off the top of my head.  I may not be 100% on what, “Being Relatable,” means.  Kinda close though!  Anyway.  You ever have to do Relatable Races in track and field class.  No.  Wait.  Maybe yes.  Gym class is probably the closest thing to music practice I got to in school besides Choir in middle school.  We had to COORDINATE push-ups.  I had to make sure I was doing every exercise in lien with everyone else or I’d look like a chump, doing jumping jacks out of time.  That’s kind of like practicing an instrument.  Jumping Jacks.  I dunno about that.
    I dunno who designed the Jumping Jack but it’s one of the dumbest looking exercises.  Was the inventor named Jack?  Or did he name it to embarrass some guy named Jack who he hated.  Anyway.  At least one or two years in elementary school we learned RECORDER.  The rudimentary flute type thing.  I dunno if we learned it.  They gave it to us for half an hour a week and saidGO FOR IT.  I don’t remember learning how to play it!  And that’s gotta be on THEM NOT ME.  I learned how to do other stuff School threw my way!  Just not Recorder.  I remember putting my fingers over different slots and being likeHmm wonder if THIS’LL WORK and Nope nothing ever worked.  Never did figure out the recorder!  Anyway.  Great news!  Saw my doctor today and I I’m going down 50% on one of my drugs.  From 150 MG to 100!  That means out of a total of 20 or so raw amount of pills a day I’m taking 19.  Speaking of Going Down I’ve been having a tough time figuring out how to do lead guitar for Going Down: The Blues song.  Sometimes I can do it okay and sometimes I’m doing shitty!  Last night while in bed I figured out it’s a song about oral sex and hopefully that unlocked something in me so that I’ll be able to play it better in the future.  But Michael what if it was about an elevator.  All songs about elevators are invariably about GOING UP.  Going DOWN is about eating pussy or blow jobs! 
    Has anyone designed a sideways elevator for a building.  I feel like I rode that in Epcot Center.  It was awesome?  Anyway. Can you GO UP on somebody as a sex act.  Huh.  Probably.  You can do practically anything as a sex act if you’re creative enough!  Anyway.  There’s talk of making us dress up for the Blues Legends School Of Rock show in three weeks.  Possibly in suits and whatknot.  I dunno!  That’s a hassle!  I probably have a suit but I’d have to look!  Could be fun though.  It might get me in the zone, wearing super special attire.  Or the opposite!  Could be a distarction.  Who knows what will happen when stuff happens.  Worst things worst I can just wear a dress shirt.  I don’t care what I wear!  I’ll look like a jerk either way so it doesn’t bother me.  I’ll let my At Times Adequate Guitar Skills speak for themselves!  YEAH.  Well anyway life goes on for you and me.  I don’t like the idea of people looking at me.  Judging.  Disliking.  Hating.  Throwing Up.  Demanding refunds.  But I guess that’s all part of the show.  I can live with people only being half on board with my music because that’s something presumably I can control.  I have it in me to work on that and get better next season.  I’m NEVER gonna be more appealing visually.  What if I get that bone breaking procedure.  Then I’ll look like a still short 5’6 long legged freak. …That doesn’t sound awful now that I say it out loud…
    Great!  I’ll break ALL the bones!  However many it takes to be a real man!  I could become a supervillain and my plot would be to Make Everyone Else Shorter.  Joker says that in The Dark Knight.  I’m bringing everyone down to my level.  Or something.  So just that but Very Very Literally.  That’d be my Supervillain Move!  Is there a class of Super People in Comic Book Literature that aren’t Villians or Heroes.  Do you need to be on one Polar End Of the Spectrum to be Super?  Can you be Super Moderate Somehow?  I dunno!  Either you’re good or bad.  That’s what Comic Books tell us.  YES You can go from Good To Bad or Bad To Good or Good To Bad To Bad To Good To Bad And Back Again.  But you can only be CLEARLY GOOD OR CLEARLY BAD AT A TIME I guess…. If you’re super.  This only goes for The Supers Amongst Us!  I dunno I see Flawed Super Heroes all the time.  YEAH but they’re still obviously Super Heroes.  You know a Super Hero when you see one.  Even if they’re flawed.  ALSO they gotta bring back Entourage.  The theme song includes the word, “Superhero,” so that’s what just happened.  YES Entourage is dumb.  WHO CARES.  It’s the right decision to make BUSINESSWISE and CULTURALLYWISE.  Watching it would be fun for a guy like me, guys not exactly like me, girls, and friends of all ages!      
     Anyway.  Alright.  Genie… I Wish… There was a new season of Entourag—  WAIT NO.  Oh well.  Too late.  Coulda been worse.  I blew one of my wishes on Entourage BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.  It’s a net positive wish.  I could have made a net negative wish!  When I was a child, we used to go to a Chinese Restaurant that had a kind of pond in the lobby that you could throw coins into and I demanded change from my mother each time we went every other week to throw into the large fountain.  Did I make wishes as I tossed the coinage?  Well Yeah I must have!  I think I made dumb wishes too likeHmm I Dunno I Wish For WORLD PEACE.  And you can see how that turned out.  I dunno Michael are you sure you didn’t wish for Eight Seasons And A Film of Entourage because that actually did happen.  YES I AM SURE.  I think I probably asked for quarters, too.  Probably settled for dimes.  Either way everyone knows the higher the amount you’re tossing the more you’re gonna get back wishwise.  Anyway.  Did I used to make wishes while blowing out birthday candles?  Seems like something that was beneath me even as a child.  Besides, it’s not like I was wanting for anything as a youth.  I had everything I need!  I’m surrounded by Liked Ones and cake is imminent!  Anyway.  That’s all I got for today I guess.  See ya later!

-3:50 P.M.

MAY 19 2026    

    Okay.  Hey!  Everyone be quiet!  Gotta write five paragraphs.  What’s going on either in THE WORLD or MY LIFE.  My Life Or The World.  That’s a band name.  I finished The Velvet Underground/Secretly-Half-About-Andy-Warhol book.  Now everywhere I see a character named Andy I assume it’s a tribute to Andy Warhol.  Devil Wears Prada.  The Killers song on Hot Fuss.  Huh.  Parks And Recreation.  I COULD GO ON.  I could stop going on.  I choose Stop.  The kid named Andrew I knew when I was a kid.  Was the movie Hot Fuzz a tribute to the record Hot Fuss?  Cause that’d be a weird specific weird thing.  Anyway.  Lou Reed was into literature somewhat and we can only assume it’s because when anyone called him by his last name they were also ordering him to read.  After a while that’ll have some effect!  Lou, Read.  It builds up over time!  Anyway.  Michael that’s a joke that a seven year old would make.  YEP AND I BEAT HIM TO IT.  Gotcha!  Pretty much zero Seven Year Olds have blogs like I do so it’s kind of my RESPONSIBILITY to tell Seven Year Old Jokes.  Hmm.  Seven Year Old Jokes.  2019… How about that MUELLER REPORT.  Can’t believe it.  I thought I knew but I had no idea!  Anyway.  A lot of people worry about avoiding 7 Years Bad Luck by Not Breaking Mirrors or Walking Under Ladders but c’mon MAN UP.  Seven Years is Nothing.  LIVE YOUR LIFE.  DEAL WITH IT.  If you get seven years bad luck SO WHAT Do Your Time!  Get on with your life.
    Average life expectancy is 70-75.  Seven years is 10% of your life.  IT’LL DO YOU GOOD having some bad luck for a bit.  Builds character!  Anyway.  I guess I started re-watching the MCUniverse?  I watched Iron Man I and The Not Credible AT ALL Hulk.  Anyway.  WHO IS Jon Favraeu.  His footprint is all over Hollywood but I feel I don’t really know WHO he is. He’s Money that’s who he is.  He’s money and we don’t even realize it.  I guess.  Anyway.  In a month I’m gonna turn 37.5.  That’s HALFWAY to 75!  THE GOOD HALF?  I dunno Being Young is good.  Body works better when you’re young.  But you have more SOCIETAL POWER when you’re older.  So there’s that.  When does that kick in.  My Societal Power.  I think it happens gradually over time.  Oh okay Good.  Why does Stan Lee need to be in every comic book movie.  When he was alive.  It’s not like fans were demanding it.  No random nerds were saying STAN LEE BETTER HAVE A CAMEO IN THIS ONE AGAIN TOO or else I’M OUT!  No, only Stan Lee was getting off on that shit.  Fuckin’ weirdo.  Other than that he seemed like a good guy.  But he HAD to be in EVERY movie for some reason!  That part of his personality seems OFF!  Maybe it impressed his grandchildren or something.  OH.  Well if it’s for GRANDCHLIDREN.  Then I GUESS.
   Great.  What else is going on.  I got beer in my eye.  Not sure how I accomplished that.  It happened!  If I were a jerk and wanted to be in the comics I’d call myself Stanley ©.  That can’t be copyright infringement!  It’s a REAL NAME.  It’s not currently my name but easily COULD have been!  Anyway.  I was looking it up and Edward Norton is a Nepo Baby.  He’s a descendant of Pocahontas!  He should provide the voice for GPS navigator systems and fulfill his destiny.  Huh.  I think he was miscast as Incredible Hulk.  Because Edward Norton characters seem to have a rich interior life or something, you know what I mean.  Just got that Actory way about him.  Which really works for 90% of roles! But The Incredible Hulk is just some jerk when he’s in action.  The Incredible Jerk is more like it!   Go figure.  Anyway.  I think we can think of a lessslurry phrase than Nepo Baby for these people!  Seems kind of offensive to me.  The, “Baby,” part stands out off the top of my head as demeaning.  The good news for them is they’re succeeding in a business they might not be totally qualified for!  Oh yes that’s right.  Well anyway that’s their business not mine.  UNFORTUNATELY.  It coulda been my business but now it’s theirs!  Because of Nepotism!            
     Alright.  I say let Edward Norton have any job he wants.  He’s earned it!  Except Incredible Hulk.  The exception that proves the rule!  I dunno.  When I was a kid I think I liked The Hulk as a character but as an adult There’s Not Much There To Latch Onto.  AS A KID COOL BIG GREEN GUY!  SMASH THINGS UP.  As an adult WHO GIVES A FUCK.  Maybe once I’m elderly I’ll get it again.  A few more years of life experience and IT’LL START TO MAKE SENSE.  Stanlee must have put something into this character.  He’s here for a reason.  When I’m older I’ll understand The Hulk like I once did as a child!  He’s not a good solo character but he’s okay as part of a team.  OH OK GOTCHA.  AREN’T WE ALL.  We are all better as part of a team than being alone.  That’s HUMANITY’S CURSE.  Huh.  Anyway. I like IRONMAN.  That’s pretty much it when counting All The Avengers and Avengers Assorted Characters I’m, “Into.”  Somehow they got me on the hook for 20-30 different Super Heroes just because I’m a fan of ONE.  Well Done.  I have to watch THOR: RAGNAROK because I think Iron Man is cool.  The ol’ bait and switch.  Anyway.  Now Robert Downey Jr is Dr. Doom.  If I were a Medical or Doctorial School I would DENY admission to anyone named DOOM.  They’re not gonna be using their knowledge or expertise for good!  THINK.  Robert Doomy Jr.  Fair enough. 
     Anyway.  Not gonna see a movie in theaters this weekend.  What will I do this weekend?  Possibly nothing!  Perhaps something!  Only people who have seen or experienced the future know for sure.  And even they might have some degree of doubt!  ANYWAY big change when I order my cold brew iced coffee I stopped asking for it with skim milk and started asking for nonfat milk.  I THINK that’s how Starbucks refers to it in their system technically.  So I figure why not make things easy on ‘em!  So every time I say Nonfat the last two weeks or so I FEEL GOOD because I’m doing a real good deed.  How long will that last.  At some point it’ll just become my standard order and I’ll forget about the amazing mitsvah I’m preforming.  But for now I still know what I’m giving up.  Saying, “Skim Milk.”  Anyway.  Skim and Milk are Almost Anagrams.  WHO CARES.  I almost care.  Makes Sense.  I think I used to ask for Coconut Milk a long time ago with Iced Coffee.  What was that about!  Where did it come from and where did it go.  Lasted a couple years in the 2010’s.  Ah well.  Life is funny!  I also used to drink regular coffee.  Hot coffee!  What was THAT about!  I’ll do it again.  Sure.  I can see it.  Well anyway that’s it I’m done.  This last paragraph was pointless.  A degree of magnitude more pointless than the rest of the entry!  Which itself was on the deep end of the pointless spectrum!  WELL SEE YA later!

-3:44 P.M.

MAY 14 2026                 

    Alright.  Hey!  How was everyone’s Mothers’ Days.  Trick Question.  It wasn’t YOUR Mother’s’ Day’s’.  It belongs to the mothers’s.  I guess some of you might be mothers.  That’s weird.  I can’t imagine someone who has given birth and/or raised children reading this.  That’d be a game changer.  Writing for mothers.  Probably should imagine that.  “WRITE AS IF YOUR MOTHER WAS READING IT,” is probably good advice in general.  Why.  BECAUSE MOTEHRS LIKE TO READ!  I dunno.  I’m gonna continue to write for Weirdoes.  If mothers wanna identify with Weirdoes that’s their prerogative.  Up to them!  Mothers like to identify with weirdoes because their kids might be weirdoes and now they have something to relate to their kids about.  Anyway.  If we casually misspell dates to celebrate movies like May The Fourth can we celebrate Mother’s Day as MOTHRA’S DAY.  And celebrate Godzilla Franchise? No we cannot.  That’s a stretch.  Anyway.  I wish my Mom the best as I do all my family members.  They want what’s best for me so I send that right back to them!  Also if bad stuff happens to them, it can tangibly negatively effect my life, so I’m personally invested in their wellbeing!  Anyway.  There’s Mother’s Day.  And there’s Father’s Day.  Home come there’s no SON DAY.  What are you talking about there’s FIFTY TWO of them.  Fair enough!
    When Mothers die in holy war they are rewarded with 52 virgin sons in paradise.  Something like that.  Found out my setlist for School Of Rock show in June.  Great!  I don’t have to change my guitar tuning at all for any songs!  Just play the music!  EASY.  I’m pretty prepared.  If I had the show tomorrow I’d be able to play SOMETHING for the duration of each song.  Either the right notes or SOMETHIN.  Anyway.  What else is up.  Hey it’s my Birthday Day Of The Month.  12^th!  As a gift to myself I’m gonna move on with my life.  I watched the first season of The Mandalorian because I figure I’m gonna watch the upcoming movie The Mandalorian and I wanna know what The Mandalorian is all about.  Turns out it’s about A Guy.  Doin’ stuff.  Planet to planet.  One thing that always bothered me about Star Wars is that how does Spaceship just so casually fly from planet to planet like it was nothin’.  People who are otherwise not-so-wealthy can afford to just fly from planet to planet easily.  Seems like that would take a lot of ENERGY.  A lot of MONEY.  A lot of EFFORT.  But in Star Wars and assorted other Sci-Fis Interplanetary Travel is SO EASY.  Let alone Interstellar Travel.  Oh well.  LET IT ALONE.  Also I think the Intro Preamble to Star Wars always kinda turned me off.  “A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Far Away…”  WELL THEN WHY DO I CARE.  If this happened a long time ago then What Happened At All, The Consequences Of It Happening ARE LONG GONE.  It’s Over.  None of This Matters At All Anymore.  LET’S MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES ALREADY.   
     Anyway.  I seen that Mortal Kombat II!  A solid 50% of it was fighting.  Even money you were watching people fight if you were looking at the screen during the movie!  OKAY.  It was alright.  I’m sick of all that Immortal Kombat.  People fighting for no reason because they’re all going to live forever.  YEP THIS IS THE GAME SLASH MOVIE FOR ME.  Anyway.  The good news is who cares.  Do kids even care about Mortal Kombat.  They don’t really have Arcades anymore!  Which is probably good.  My main memory of Arcades are birthday parties where I feel lonely.  I dunno how other people feel during Arcade Parties but I feel like people are SPLIT UP to play games INDIVIDUALLY and I’m not having a good time by myself because I SUCK AT THESE GAMES and I’M WATCHING MY MONEY/CREDITS RAPIDLY DWINDLE and the popular games are taken so I’m just walking around and I’m just counting down the minutes until we get pizza pie and ice cream cake.  The pizza is okay!  Even though it’s not the best!  It’s good enough!  When you’re a kid at a pizza party they sometimes cut pies into sixteenths.  What the fuck are you doing.  I’m not going to eat 1/16^th of a pie.  Maybe I’ll eat 3/16ths of a pie?  Is that what you’re assuming?  Yes.  We’re all gonna eat 3/16ths of a pie!  It’s nice though.  You can eat 3-5 mini slices and feel like you’re really gorging yourself and having yourself a time!
    Amazing.  On the other hand Laser Tag was something I was very excited about.  For the 3-6 times I did Lazer Tag.  Actually PLAYING Laser Tag, it’s not so great.  10 Year Olds have NO STRATEGY, myself included.  We just run down the halls and corners wily-nily and if we run into a person on the opposite team we shoot ‘em!  That’s all Laser Tag is for kids!  But in my head I would get very pumped up for Lazer Tag.  Huh.  I dunno if I’d wanna play now-a-days.  I’m more of a pacificist.  I take that seriously now!  PEACE.  Why can’t we resolve our differences without resorting to lasers!  But Michael no one really gets hurt in Laser Tags.  Not when I played!  Most the time some kid would be jabbing me hard with their guns!  That’s how they make sure you get lasered!  They hit you with the gun right in your armor and shoot you there.  CHEATERS.  Anyway.  Anyway.  Is there any kind of Kids Birthday Party that I LIKED?  Sure.  Movie Theater.  Go see a movie!  Can’t go wrong there.  I gained a Movie Watching out of it.  Can’t Lose.  No matter what happened We Accomplished Something Here!  I wanna go to a kids birthday party Movie Theater Viewing RIGHT NOW.  I know it wouldn’t be appropriate but I’m just saying how I feel.  YES I’d settle for it just being Me Going To See A Movie By Myself.  SURE.     
   What’s up.  I like my own birthday parties.  Especially the gifts.  SO MANY GIFTS.  You invite like 20-30 people.  You get that many gifts!  WHAT THE HELL.  SO MANY PRESENTS.  That’s just a lot of things!  And that comes AFTER every person showing up for a few hours to celebrate you and having pizza and ice cream cake as well as arcade or laser tage or I DUNNO BOWLING or something.  Also for other people’s birthdays you get Goodie Bags at the end which is just like 30 pieces of candy.  It’s A LOT of candy.  A good amount more than you need!  Anyway.  I dunno.  Was my last birthday party my Bar Mitzvah?  Coulda been!  Probably was my worst birthday party, too!  Gotta do/listen to the Haftorah or something for an hour, me talking and/or singing in Jewish phonetically for a while, then eat Jewish food for half an hour, then that’s pretty much it! I didn’t have a big party like most people.  Not sure why.  We could afford it.  My family is no worse off than the main segment of Jewish Families who have Bar Mitzvah parties.  FOR SOME REASON me and my brother didn’t have real Bar Mitzvah party receptions. Just the Jewish Part!  GREAT.  I guess in a way I feel like I only became HALF A MAN because of it.  Just the Jewish Part.  Not the secular part.  Oh okay good.  To be fair I don’t particularly enjoy Bar Mitzvah parties.  They’re better than the Jewish Ceremony part of the process.  But they’re WORSE then Just Going Home.  Huh.  Alright that’s it!  See ya later.

-3:58 P.M.              

MAY 12 2026

    Okay.  How’s everyone doing!  I was doing okay until right now.  Not sure what to type about.  What’s going on in the wide world of Funny.  Hmm.  TV shows and Movies from the past.  Back when things were more fun.  These-a-days it’s hard to get joy from Comedy because it’s usually too tied up in the Current Moment which I Really Hate!  Is this blog too tied up in the Current Moment.  I’m not sure but you can probably Really Hate It Anyway.  Anyway what’s everyone’s favorite Area Code.  Mine is Mine!  917.  It’s got CHARACTER.  My second favorite is 212.  I don’t really like any other area codes.  718 is OKAY and all the rest I can do without!  Area codes aren’t much of a Code.  I CRACKED IT.  917 is Queens Cell Phones.  718 is Queens Landlines.  212 is Manhattan something.  SEE LOOK I deciphered the code.  Anyway I reached a Lou Reed solo album I definitely like.  Speaking of New York!  It’s called New York.  FASCINATING.  Reed is a musical reference.  For Flute Instruments.  Clarinet, what have you.  What’s that called again.  Blowing Instruments?  Sucker Instruments?  IT IS WOODWIND INSTRUMENT.  Universally made out of wood I guess.  Sound is made out of wind.  Produced by making the wind with your mouth.  I gotcha.  Is Lou also a musical reference.  Lou.  Lou.  Loo.  Lao.  In Lieu of.  I’ll think about it!
     Sure.  I watched Encino Man for the first time in a while.  I don’t know what’s wrong with this movie.  It got panned by critics.  I think it’s a great movie.  It’s in my top 30 movies of all time.  But Michael that’s because of sentimental value.  So what.  I’m not allowed to be Sentimental?  It’s one of the top human emotions!  Why are you trying to take that away from me!  HOW DARE YOU.  When they make a movie they want it to be good so they presumably could design it for people to eventually have Sentimental Reactions to it.  That’ partly what some movies ARE CONCIOUSLY FOR.  But Michael movies can’t be conscious.  They don’t have feeligns.  The makers of the movie consciously want it!  DON’T BE A JERK.  Maybe I’ll see the new Mortal Kombat coming up.  What inspired them to spell it, “Kombat.”  First thought best thought—it comes from Japan or a similar county and they just flat out didn’t know how to spell, “Combat.”  Second thought—They thought “Kombat,” would sound cooler than, “Combat.”  Hard K sounds agro and this is a very aggressive game!  PEOPLE GET FATALITIZED sometimes in the most brutal ways!  Anyway.  I’m still upset they killed off Johnny Cage in the OLD Mortal Kombat II from the 90’s.  The original first Mortal Kombat adaptation was very good for eight year olds like me and then I was excited to see the sequel but they killed off one of the best characters in the first ten minutes.  VERY SAD.  I AM STILL IN MOURNING.  That movie turned out to suck per my memory.  I AM STILL IN AFTERNOON. 
   Great.  Do I have sentimental feelings for Mortal Kombat (1995)?  Yeah!  But I wouldn’t rank it as high as ENCHINO MAN. How did they come up with that stuff!  Scene after scene.  It defies logic!  IT’S BRILLIANT.  They don’t make em like they used to!  If they released Encino man in 2026 people would be like COMEDY IS BACK!  This is one of the best movies in years.  I would say that at least!  Except most people would have a hard time deciphering the Pauly Shore Weasel-eqsue dialogue.  I’ve seen it 50 times so at this point I understand the meaning of what’s being said.  But you might be confused the first 25 times or so!  YES it’s filled with plot holes but that’s okay.  It starts with the main character DIGGING a hole.  That’s how they find Brendan Fraiser the Caveman.  I don’t even COUNT THAT as one of the plot holes!  Huh.  Maybe I should become a film critic.  I talk about Film Critiques a lot but it never occurred to be to do it.  I always thought in the back of my mind I can do better than them.  But not in the front of my mind.  Never even halfway through the mind!  Hmm.  Let’s work backwards with things that don’t make sense in Encino Man.  It ends with Encino Man’s cavewoman girlfriend somehow getting unfrozen too.  And in the end they find her mucking around the house like Brendan Fraiser did, with them ultimately discovering her taking a bath herself.  HOW THE HELL DID SHE KNOW HOW TO BATHE HERSELF.  Makes no sense!
    Oh okay great.  That’s all I’ll point out.  You gotta experience the movie for yourself!  Anyway.  I find myself out of breath a lot.  Especially when I get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom or something.  But there’s nothing funny about that!  Unless you wish ill on me.  Then it’s kind of funny.  Especially if it gets worse!  Then you’re really having a good time!  Also at a point Pauly Shore makes reference to marrying Sean Astin’s little sister who is roughly 5-7 years younger than them.  They’re playing characters who’re 17-18.  THAT DOESN’T SEEM RIGHT.  When he says it he DOES say something like Sometime in the distant future.  Which I GUESS makes it okay in the abstract.  And the subtext isn’t that he’s really into her, it’s that he just wants to be officially part of the family.  But I really don’t like it!  Anyway.  Haven’t even put my contact lenses on yet today.  Halfway through the day depending on how you look at it!  But I gotta put em on before my guitar lesson tonight.  I don’t think I’ve worn my eyeglasses once to any of the School Of Rock lessons or events.  At this point it’ll confuse and/or anger people potentially!  MYSELF INCLUDED.  Okay.  Lou Reed was the Godfather of punk and he wore glasses.  Yeah but those were sunglasses.  Oh okay good point.  I could swear I saw him in regular classic glasses.  I might lose that swearing though.
    Anyway.  It’s not so much that glasses are bad.  It’s that I Don’t Wear Glasses There Already.  So get off my back about it!  Anyway.  These glasses Velvet Underground wore are more ANTI-Sun Glasses.  Sun Glasses sound dangerous.  Doctors would be like PLEASE DON’T WEAR SUNGLASSES.  You WILL Get Eye Cancer.  But it is a good cheap way to get a tan for your eyeballs.  Whatever.  Apparently Lou Reed liked people to shit on him.  Or he just asked people to shit on him For Effect.  Either way GOOD FOR HIM.  He found something that makes him happy and he WENT FOR IT.  I’m into relatively a lot but I don’t think I’d like shitstuff.  I like shitting in the toilet!  But not so much sexually.  Just because it has to happen.  And I do it kinda rarely So I’m kind of relieved when I take care of business because I should have gotten to this A LONG TIME AGO.  Also other people’s shit STINKS.  Not like mine!  It’s like that common phrase goes My Shit Don’t Stink. But other people?  I don’t wanna smell that.  Forget feeling it.  Don’t wanna smell it!  Anyway.  Maybe there’s a trick to make your shit don’t stink.  Take 20 Altoids 24 hours in advance or something.  Gotta be something you can do!  Hmm. Now I’m intrigued.  Just as a science experiment.  Are we taking the Altoids orally or up the butt.  Not sure!  Maybe both!  Ten each!  Anyway that’s it I guess.  I’ll see ya later! 

-2:36 P.M.

MAY 7 2026    

    Okay.  How’s everyone doing.  Tuesday Time!  I don’t hate it.  The week is still filled with promise!  Maybe it’s that I just don’t hate My Life and not Tuesdays.  I dunno I kinda do dislike my life in the aggregate!  But I got nothing against Tuedays.  I like WPIX’s FOMO TUESDAY’S.  What’s that block consisted of.  Steve Wilkos.  WCW Nitro.  Possibly ME somehow.  I’m trying to make it seem less and less appealing with each program.  ME being on TV would be the worst thing I can imagine.  Second only to YOU.  I’d rather see me on TV than 90% of YOU.  Let’s face facts.  I’ve taken IMPROV CLASSES I think I know my way around a TV show more than 9 out of 10 of the population!  I think I’ll play the straight man in whatever this is.  It’s easier than coming up with jokes!  I’ll just come up with Funny Reaction Faces.  HUH?  WHA?  C’mon.  YEAH?  See It’s Simple!  What IS this show.  Well I’m the host.  And it’s funny.  And I get time to react to jokes!  Oh Okay it’s really starting to take shape.  Also it might exist in The Jurassic Park universe.  Off the top of my head.  But it’s COMEDY and light hearted.  Maybe animated, for the kiddos.  That sounds like the TV show Robin Williams pitched in Mrs. Doubtfire.  Well I guess it’s true what they say There Are No New Ideas.
  Are there any movies where Robin Williams plays against type and is the straight man?  And his role is to just react WHA?  HUH?  C’mon.  YEAH? Cause most of the time he himself is the Jokester.  I had to call him the Jokester because if I call him the Joker THAT’S COPYRIGHT INFRIDGEMENT.  I know he played drama roles but I’m talking about a comedy role where he’s the foil.  I may or may not be using that phrase correctly!  Huh.  Why is the title Mrs. Doubtfire.  My instinct is the same as the famous line in Close Encounters of the Third Kind—THIS MEANS SOMETHING.  Such a deliberate compound word of a last name.  What are they trying to get across!  I must devote the rest of my day to figuring it out.  First instinct is they’re like if they shout FIRE in a crowded theater I’m going to Doubt That Fire.  Gonna stay and watch the rest of the show.  That’s just my first instinct!  Anyway was anyone really turned on by Mrs. Doubtfire?  It was pretty subversive for the time.  Transvestites and everything.  Not a lot of that in mainstream culture in the early 90’s!  Surely a lot of people were jerking it to Mrs. Doubtfire.  Mrs. Doubtfire opened up a whole new world to a generation of people possibly!  That’s what the song from Alladin was about.  A Whole New World.  Mrs. Doubtfire!
   Anyway.  I saw The Devil Wears Prada II!  It was fine!  I liked it better than the first one!  How many times did I take a bathroom break from Start Of Movie To Finish?  I’m gonna guess FIVE.  That’s All.  Like the line from the movie!  Meryl Streep is a kind of weird name but she makes it work!  Weird names are a good thing.  Well, Uncanny Valley weird names.  But uncanny valley is GOOD in this context.  Not weird name is not so good.  Way Too Weird isn’t great.  But relatively weird names Stand Out!  Great.  I kinda hate my name.  Kornblum.  ABRASIVE.  The hard K.  The Blum that’s meant to be pronounced Bloom but is kind of confusing.  Terrible.  What a horrible name.  I make it work though. It’s a bad name and I’m a bad person!  Check And Check!  Works out!  Anyway today is Cinco De Mayo. Five Of MAYONNAISE?  What does THAT mean?  Of course I know Mayo means May.  It’s a pretty easy translation as far as translations go!  What IS Cinco De Mayo though?  What are we celebrating?  Star Wars Fans SHUTTING UP?  They get one day a year to celebrate and then SHUT THE HELL UP about it!  Anyway.  Internet says it celebrates the Mexican army winning some random battle against French forces in 1862.  It’s a minor holiday in Mexico.  I wonder why it caught on in America.  We need something to fill out the days.  Otherwise WE’D GO MAD.
   Okay.  I didn’t even fully realize Mexico was fighting the French at that time and I was something of a history student in my younger years!  I took HISTORY CLASSES.  All though the grades and even college.  YEAH.  PLUS I’ve seen the Robert Rodriguez Desperado trilogy so I should know everything about Mexico.  I dunno what you’d call that trilogy.  You could reasonably identify it by the title of any of the three movies.  Anyway.  I wanted to start writing real songs this past weekend.  I wrote a chord progression.  ONE.  I wrote a proto-riff to go over it.  That’s all!  Not Enough!  I wrote some random disconnected lyrics.  NOT ENOUGH.  When will I start doing what I want to do.  Maybe it starts with getting up earlier in the morning.  That’s something I’ve been wanning to do.  Gotta start the day right with doing The First Thing I Wanna Do: Getting Up When I Wanna!  Also that allows me more time to do the things I wanna do.  YEAH.  Anyway.  Why are all Spiderman conventionally attractive.  If Spiderman is supposed to be a relatable nerd shouldn’t he be physically challenged.  Doesn’t need to be something WRONG with him.  Just shouldn’t necessarily look like a Hollywood Actor!  SPIDERMAN SHOULD LOOK LIKE ME.  I guess if Spiderman wasn’t attractive audiences wouldn’t WANT to relate to him.  Sure he’s a funny powerful successful hero and most people love him but I Dunno He’s Kinda Homely not sure I wanna really even wanna identify with this character.  That’s what people might say watching movies with Mediocre Looking Spidermen!
   Ok cool.  Spiderman is a PHOTOJOURNALIST.  What more do you want!  SNAP SNAP SNAP.  Anyway.  Why do I want to identify with Spiderman so much.  There must be other characters in Western Canon that I can latch onto.  I dunno Spiderman just clicks.  What about Michael Newman from the movie Click.  I dunno.  None of the things in that movie ever happened to me.  And the character himself Isn’t Really Me At All.  Good first name though.  I do click my way through life I guess.  In a way.  I suppose.  Manspider. How come that’s not his name.  BECAUSE HE MADE HIS CHOICE AND HE LIVES WITH IT.  Isn’t it a coincidence that 70% of the top superheroes decided to just be Whatever Man.  Superman.  Spiderman.  Batman.  WonderWOMAN.  Iron Man.  What are the odds.  I guess they’re just really lazy and look at the super heroes around them and think Yeah that makes sense enough I’ll name myself LIKE THAT.  Antman.  Aquaman. THE LIST GOES ON.  Cool!  It’s like the comic writers thought we’d be confused if their name didn’t end in Man.  WAIT ARE THEY MEN OR NOT?  I DON’T GET IT.  In the end they’re probably right.  Humans are notoriously stupid!  Some of those super people AREN’T Human.  Well there goes that theory!  Anyway.  I dunno.  That’s it for today!  I’ll see ya later!

-3:19 P.M.

MAY 5 2026

    Great.  I woke up tired today!  I guess I usually don’t wanna get out of bed, but this time I was REALLY into wanting to stay asleep!  Got stuff to do though.  My Dumb Life Must Go On!  Not exactly sure why.  God is a voyeur and he wants to keep watching!  Gotta satisfy that freak.  And his friends Other Gods And Goddesses.  The point is God must get One Main Thing out of being Our God and It being a Voyeuristic Sex Kink is as good a guess as any.  Hmm.  I guess if we put on a good show for him in life that’s a good way to get into Heaven!  Really ham it up in the shower.  When eating pudding.  You know.  I dunno.  With this new information NOT SURE I wanna be in Heaven.  I was thinking about it and is the word, “Heavy,” related to the word, “Heaven?”  I’m sorry to drag you into this thought just because I was thinking it.  It’s just so rare I think about things!  Most of the time I’m just staring at the whatever device I’m using in a lobotomized state like Jack Nichelson at the end of One Flew Over The Cookoo’s Nest.  Or Jack Nichekson at moments during the second and third act of The Shining.  The point is Jack Nicholson is a good actor!  Re-watched Spider-man (2002) last night.  It’s a good one!  I wish this Uncle Ben was MY Dead Father Figure.  But also alive at points.  I also wish my real father was my Uncle.  Does that make sense? 
    Nah he’s good as a father.  Anyway.  Is it possible Peter Parker is Jewish.  Internet says he’s Jewish-Coded.  Oh Like The Matrix.  I get it.  Understood.  Let’s get Spiderman on the record with a FIRM opinion on the Israel/Gaza war so we can judge him one way or the other!  YEAH.  At this point it’s not too controversial to be firmly against Israel.   Unless you have any sort of power or say.  In which case you probably seem to be pro- Israel and/or offer bland neutralities.  Anyway.  I wonder what wars the ancient Israelites fought in the Bible that were actually terrible, too!  Maybe they were doing war crimes in some of them, too!  Maybe in David vs Goliath, Goliath was actually just a composite representing proto-Palestinian Children or something.  And David kept throwing boulders on top of them?  I dunno.  WELL they overturned the Voting Rights Act here in America.  What can be done.  I alone can’t do a thing about it.  But if we all get together to create a new Voting Rights Act?  A PEOPLE’S Voting Rights Act?  Hmm.  Bad News sucks!  Elected and/or Appointed Leaders do something terrible and it’s like Well what can ya do.  VOTE LATER ON ABOUT IT.  But they just took away and/or diluted our right to vote. OH HMM I SEE THAT’S A TOUGH ONE.  I still technically have a right to vote for now.  But my cohorts elsewhere don’t.  People who usually vote often similar to me.  People who tend to vote Democrat ALL lost some of their right to vote yesterday!  Great.  Let’s boycott.  NO MORE BUYING STUFF at Supreme Court Gift Shop!
    There’s a Tenacious D song where Jack Black riffs through several things that are, “Supreme.”  I think at least half of them are menu items.  Burritos and stuff.  Why can’t the Supreme Court be more like THAT.  Anyway.  If they gerrymander the South can we gerrymander the West Coast and North East and Democratic Midwest?  Presumably!  And just do that until we reach a point in our politics in the distant future where we’re like Wait A Second I think We’re Normal.  Let’s outlaw gerrymandering completely now.  We might be normal one day somehow.  I dunno HOW.  But just imagine it happening.  Imagine all the people sharing all the world!  I could see that happening if it weren’t for 1-5% of the population that’s intent on hoarding most of the world.  Can’t we send them to Mars or something.  They SAY they wanna go to Mars anyway, half of them.  Just expedite that process?  I guess the alternative is also a possibility.  Let Them Have Earth!  WE’LL ALL GO TO MARS.  Not sure how we’ll survive.  Or how you’ll get 8 billion people to Mars at once.  That’s for THE SCIENCTISTS to figure out!  Anyway.  I remember when I was a kid some experts were like THE ODDS ARE LOW WE’LL EVER FIND LIFE ANYWHERE.  JUST VERY UNLIKELY THEY’LL EVER BE THE CONDITIONS FOR LIFE.  And then a few years later they were like YA KNOW WHAT WE FOUND FROZEN WATER SO THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN LIFE ON MARS.  So it went from NOWHERE to ACTUALLY THE NEXT PLANET OVER IS A POSSIBILITY.
    Anyway.  I think these-a-days most experts are like Sure There’s Probably Life Out There Get Off My Back About It.  I think that’s the tagline to the new Stephen Spielberg movie.  There’s rumors it’s gonna tie into a previous Spielberg movie, whether it’s Close In Counters or E.T.  Or maybe Jurassic Park.  Or Jaws.  Or 1941.  WE DON’T KNOW YET.  I’ve never seen 1941.  My only image of it in my mind is a building falling down.  Or a wall falling down.  I could have hallucinated that.  AI hallucinates things now.  That’s how language works.  A few years from now we’ll associate the word, “Hallucinate,” SOLEY with the thing what AI does and NONE WITH what Humans do.  Right now it’s both.  GIVE IT TIME.  I was thinking about making an AI movie.  I have a good STORY and I’d supplant it with Good Human Produced Soundtrack.  So 2/3 of it would be good.  Only problem would be Dumb A.I. produced images!  That could be overlooked.  Overlook Hotel.  The point is I’m not going to do that because it’s just another Human Hallucination.  But you get the idea.  With a good story and a good soundtrack someone could make a halfway decent A.I. film unfortunately!  Especially if it’s me.  I’m DUE!  I’d still much rather watch a similar movie that was made In The Real World.  But this way it could be made Cheap And Theoretically By One Person! 
   Okay.  I don’t really wanna do that.  I just think about it sometimes because I always fantasized about making a movie my entire life!  And this is just one incarnation of that!  I assume lots of people fantasize about making a movie.  They should DO A POLL.  Gotta be 20-50% people seriously entertain the idea, as a recurring theme over the course of their life, that They Want To Make A Movie.  Anyway.  I might be wrong.  I may just be thinking of myself.  I often am just thinking of myself.  I think of other people a lot of the time but mostly through the prism of myself.  Mostly through the prison of myself!  Anyway.  If I make a music album that’s like a movie.  This entire blog is like a movie of my life.  MY LIFE is like a Sex Movie Of My Life for God. Gotta try to look at things creatively.  Yeah but the movie I would have made would have had straightforward plot and dialogue and other facets that only real movies have.  Oh Okay Good Point.  Well I can always WATCH real movies!  But they’re not even about the things I would have made them about.  Barely even close!  Anyway who cares.  I don’t wanna work with A.I. actors.  If they’re anything like real actors THEY MSUT BE A HANDFUL!  Yes.  Computer say line again but better.  COMPUTER TRY AGAIN BUT BETTER.  GO COMPUTER GO.  I imagine that’s what making an A.I. generated movie would mostly be like.  Anyway.  That’s all for today.  See ya later.

-3:29 P.M. 

APRIL 30 2026

    Sure.  Can’t be any worse than the Title!  Can only get better from here!  Anyway had a pretty good Fake Band Practice last night.  It’s a fake band.  We play instruments together to make cover songs but under the supervision of some sort of corporation.  That’s no Flat Out Band!  But it’s a FAKE BAND I guess!  YES even that is pushing it a bit.  Fake fake band.  Fake fake fake fake Band maybe.  At some point if you put enough, “Fake’s,” before the word band I’ll relent and say Fine We’re That Much Of A Band I Guess.  CLOSE ENOUGH.  We don’t interact with each other enough though.  Socially a little!  Not musically.  That’s what a real band does.  It’s like if The Beatles only just worked on music through Brian Epstein and/or Phil Spector and never with each other the entire time.  Also if The Beatles band name was Fake Fake Band.  Then It’d Be Real!  Anyway.  Apparently Michael was a big hit amongst audiences.  Maybe I should see it after all!  I’m not talking about myself but rather the major motion picture.  They couldn’t call it Jackson because then the obvious implication is that wait a minute that’s right he might have Jacked some people’s Sons.  DAMMIT.  Anyway.  On the other hand I’m on Team Not Normalizing and Celebrating Known Child Molesters.  So there’s that!
   Hmm.  It’s DIFFERENT THOUGH because THAT’S THE SEQUEL. Try to understand how movies work!  Oh Sorry My Bad.  Anyway The New Pornographers show was pretty good.  They were great but from my angle on the balcony at the edge of the stage I could only see half the band.  YES the Good Half!  But still.  Still was good.  Much better than silence.  I assume.  I forget the sound of silence.  Lemme LTURQ.  I dunno.  Just looked up the The Sound Of Silence by Simon AND Garfunkel but I’m still not 100% WHAT the Sound Of Silence is.  Not great at deciphering lyrics to be honest!  Which is for the best because lyrics are just nonsense noises.  To make music go by in an amusing way.  That’s my feeling.  I dunno when I was At Concert I sure thought I was really getting into the lyrics.  I think.  I can’t remember.  I mostly just remember looking at these two people and liking it but wishing I could see the other two people.  I assume it was Another Two People.  Couldn’t tell for certain!  The point is Lyrics Are A Lot.  I LIKE EM.  Time to start writing GOOD ones, that’d be an interesting direction for me to go in!  Yeah.  I think I wrote the majority of the lyrics to the songs I’ve written In My Life ON LOCATION.  In-between classes and whatknot.  On public transportation.  Waiting Around For A Thing To Happen.  Stuff like that!  I don’t have that blessing anymore!  Being In-Between Activities without anything to do!  Well surely I can figure out a way to duplicate that feeling somehow.
    Maybe!  It’s possible I can and it’s possible I can’t!  Hey Siri WHAT ARE THE ODDS Michael Jackson raped kids so I can see if I should see this movie or not.  I’m under the impression it’s 95%+.  But maybe it’s only like 50%!  Is Siri still around.  SURE SIRI NEVER LEFT!  That’s not good.  I can always see The Devil Wears Prada II but that seems EVIL to see.  For some reason something about that title feels like it implies Prada Is Even Worse Than The Devil.  The Devil is bad but Prada makes The Devil Even More Evil because that’s what the Devil would want THUS PRADA IS EVEN MORE EVIL THAN THE DEVIL THEMSELVES.  Also I don’t know what Prada is.  Some sort of clothing fashion thing.  Probably a Brand of things.  Prada backwards is Adarp.  Imagine finding out through palindromes that you’ve been Adarpted.  Huh.  Anyway.  I don’t love the original Devil Wears Prada.  Maybe it’s over my head but I find it kind of corny!  Oh look everyone is dissing everyone else beneath them for being lame.  Great.  Amazing.  What’s so clever about this!  We’ve established I barely know what Prada is!  It’s very likely a lot is going over my head!  Anyway.  Anyway.  If Fashion is so Fashion shouldn’t the Devil be wearing something new 20 years later?  If the Devil is STILL WEARING THE SAME THING so many years later then my feeling is The Devil is Falling Behind The Times?  That might be what the movie is about.  Oh ok good.
    Anyway.  For me the height of male fashion is jeans and a t-shirt.  Anything beyond that confuses and scares me.  Women should wear what they want.  I don’t get any of it.  I’ll leave it to them to figure out!  They could try jeans and t-shirt, too!  Works for me!  Maybe they’d get a kick out of it as well.  Anyway.  I don’t think too much about what I wear but I do take note about what T-shirt am I up to in my cycle.  I get excited sometimes when it’s A Good T-Shirt that’s up!  Plus, each shirt lasts about half a week.  So when I’m ready to wear one of the better t-shirts, I know that’s gonna last me half a week, I get enthusiastic about that!  So I’m into fashion A LITTLE BIT is what I’m trying to say!  Anyway.  What else is up.  Looks like my next book will be about The Misfits.  They sound okay!  I tried listening to them and they sound like The Ramones but scarier!  Like from a graveyard.  Nothing wrong with that.  WOW I just looked it up and Leader Glenn Danzig is listed as 5’3.  I know nothing else about him but he must be a good person if he’s extremely short.  Oh no I just looked him up by looking at Personal Life on Wikipedia and he might be a Bad Person!  Anyway.  Great.
    Anyway.  I imagine if Prince was a foot taller he’d have called himself King.  Just seems to be the case!  Michael Jackson was the King Of Pop.  I thought Coca Cola was.  Try telling that to Dr. Pepper!  Anyway.  I wonder if Sgt Pepper was related to Dr. Pepper.  And actor Barry Pepper.  The only one who’s REAL.  Dr. Pepper is kind of real.  On a sliding scale I feel like Dr. Pepper is more real than Sgt. Pepper and obviously Barry Pepper is even more real than the both of them.  I don’t know what that means.  Dr. Pepper COMMITS the most to being who he is I think.  Out of the three of them!  That’s not true.  I don’t think I’ve ever once seen or heard from Dr. Pepper.  His presence is more implied than anything.  Well great moving on.  I’m a Pepsi Guy.  I’ve been drinking Coke Brand Soda lately for years because it’s what’s available and/or cheaper but I PREFER DIET PEPSI as my cola of choice!  It’s the best!  Passes the taste test!  Looks and sounds better as a word!  Is more of an ALT brand!  It’s just the right thing to do, dirnking Pepsi!  And let’s circle back to it Tasting Better because that part is important.  The Devil Drinks Pepsi.  That could be a movie I could write based on my experience I guess.  Although I still don’t understand the original movie I’d be referencing SO NOT NECESSARILY.  Whatever that’s all!  See ya later.

-4:00 P.M.

APRIL 28 2026

    Okay.  Tonight is concert night!  Hopefully I get something out of it.  Life affirming experience.  I don’t need a life CHANGING experience.  My life is gonna continue on the path it’s sort of set on.  But it’d be nice to have an experience that makes me feel happy anew about the path that my life seems to be on!  Concerts can do that kinda thing to a degree.  Get on board.  Anyway.  Been reading a Velvet Underground book.  I dunno!  Jacket of the book isn’t even made out of velvet for an immersive reading experience.  I dunno.  Maybe it’s just this book but they seem to take themselves about 33% too seriously.  YES IT’S GOOD they majorly influenced 60 years of music and/or culture for the better but C’MON let’s talk about something else for a while.  ANYTHING ELSE ON YOUR MIND?  This is a book about the Velvet Underground.  YEAH I’VE READ ABOUT IT FOR 120 PAGES.  LET’S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE FOR A MINUTE.  If I ever write a book I’ll just have minor interruptions here and there with mini chapters totally unrelated to the rest.  Like commercials!  But they’re not advertisements.  More just Happy Little Fun Breaks.  For YOU.  The reader!  Anyway.  Lou Reed!  Another Jew from Long Island.  ANOTHER exact demographic I can identify with.  There’s lots of us out there!  Queens, NY is on Long Island so I count ‘em as the same when convenient.  Often same general environment.  The point is I GET IT I’m from similar place.
    Okay.  Lou Reed had electroshock treatment when he was a teenager.  I GET IT.  It turned him into Electro is my theory.  But his power was using electric guitar adequately.  Anyway.  You often hear the cliché of Mediocre Musicians who, “Only Know Three Chords.”  I always assumed that meant they only literally know three chords out of the NOTES chords can portray like A, Bb, B, C, C#, whatever.  There’s 12.  So you only know literally how to make three notes that makes you a mediocre musician.  NOW I THINK it’s a reference to You know Three ways to make a chord.  The cliché of the mediocre musician is the one who knows three ways to make a chord.  There’s the standard E chord with an E low string that can be transposed up and down the fretboard to make different chords.  There’s the A chord likewise on those strings.  Then there’s a D chord with an open D string which, too, can be moved up and down the fretboard.  THIS MIGHT BE WHAT PEOPLE MEAN when they say they talk about people only knowing three chords.  They know how to play All The Chords but Three Ways.  Oh Ok Good.  STUPID ME.  I just always heard people say All ya need to know is three chords and I go HMM THAT’S WEIRD ADVICE.  Tellin’ people they really only need to know, say, the chords A, D, and E for all their multitude of songs.  MUST BE RIGHT THOUGH!  It was nice to be misinformed though.  Encourages the imagination.  If you can write 80 songs with just 3 chords AS I THOUGHT imagine WHAT I CAN ACCOMPLISH with WHAT I KNOW!
   Don’t imagine what I can accomplish.  Listen To It!  Wherever possible.  It’s out there.  Anyway.  Read this first!  FIRST things first!  You could always read and listen at the same time.  That might be too much!  That’d be like some Exploding Plastic Initiative shit!  Your brain wouldn’t be able to handle it!  Anyway.  I’m not a fan of how John Cale was friends and musically related to John Cage.  Those names are way too similar to be musically associated.  Pretty sure in the past if I knew who John Cale was I might have assumed they were the same person.  That’s music for ya.  THAT’S MUSIC FOR YA.  Who came up with Plastic Something first, Andy Warhol or John Lennon/Yoko Ono?  Looks like Warhol was ahead by a year or two.  Great.  Who Cares.  That’s not an interesting sidestep of a comment!  I’m not happy about including it!  WELL MOVING FORWARD.   WAR HALL?  More like WAR ROOM.  That’s what The Factory was.  They plotted and planned their arts and excursions.  This book about The Velvet Underground talked too much about Andy Warhol.  I learned ~50% more about him and it than I needed to.  Do they call the subway in Europe, “The Underground?”  That really raises the stakes of this bandname I feel if you live in that area.  Lemme LTURQ.  Hmm YEAH MOSTLY LONDON.  YEAH.  Velvet Underground has SECRET LONDON CODING.
    Who doesn’t.  Okay.  Oh Velvet Underground WILL THEY EVER get Above Ground.  My guess is NO.  NEVER!  There’s Velvet going on underground, though, so they’re having fun either way.  Anyway.  This wasn’t a “Funny,” entry.  Not in the sense that it was, “Funny.”  But I guess it’s amusing anyway.  Pretty sure Velvet Underground is New York coded.  That’s what they want you to think.  Maybe because it’s accurate I don’t know.  ANYWAY.  When I was a kid I interpreted Andy Warhol as if Society Has Bought In Completely.  He’s the Campbells Soup Guy and Guess What RESPECT HIM AND IT.  IT’S GOOD ART.  Now I realize He’s A Weirdo And Guess What That’s Pretty Much It.  He could be a good, interesting, important, artistic weirdo!  Whose art is sometimes worthy of our attention maybe!  But I’m not sure, I don’t think he should just be accepted as canon And Let’s Leave It At That!  But Michael you’re not an Art Critic you have no say.  Oh good point.  Either way maybe his life and what he did Was Interesting and it’s worth looking at and being like What Happened There.  Plus he helped get the Velvet Underground get started to a point!  Great!  Anyway.  At least he was trying something new.  That’s better than nothing.  I can respect that I guess now that I think about it.  But Michael half the time he was literally just reproducing pictures of something that exists.  That’s conceptually antithetical of trying something new.  It’s just copying what already exists.  Huh.  I dunno.  It’s good we’re having this discussion though. 
  Sure.  I like ART.  Any art is better than no art, right?  Could be.  Anyway watching High Fidelity makes me wanna do Top Five Lists.  Makes it seem so appealing and fun!  Ok Top Five Favorite Break-Ups.  I haven’t broken up enough times for that!  I haven’t had anything to break up from!  Just my Good Luck I guess.  I guess I can’t do Top Five Favorites then.  Need to be JUICY.  I got nothin’ for ya there!  If you add an, “IT,” to Juicy you get JEW CITY which is New York City Coded.  New York City isn’t that Jewish.  I’ve been in and out of NYC a lot of times and frankly I don’t engage with Jewishness all that often!   I dunno, maybe it’s like that thing where you don’t notice your own smell yourself because it’s you yourself.  Hmm.  I don’t think so.  Because when I do see Jewishness I do notice it.  Anyway.  Velvet is fun to touch I guess but how much fun can you really have touching it before you get bored.  5-15 seconds!  After that you move on with your life.  Are some caskets lined with velvet.  And that’s what THE VELVET UNDERGROUND is?  Did I crack a code or am I off base.  We’ll find out AFTER THIS BREAK (The Break Is Me LTURQ).  Yes many caskets are lined with velvet especially high end ones.  Good.  Another meaning figured out.  Let’s move on with our lives.  Well the entry is done.  Let’s move on with our lives Separately.  I’ll see ya later though!  Maybe soon!  Bye!

-3:15 P.M.

APRIL 23 2026    

    That’s fine.  Anyway, hey!  Today… is Tuesday.  Got a music class tonight on account of going to concert Thursday night.  That will haunt me all entry.  GOT A THING TO DO TONIGHT.  I only have Way More Than Enough Time Still!  Anyway.  I watched half of the High Fidelity TV Series reboot from That Year Of Years 2020.  Could you call that a mini-series?  It was only one season!  Either way I like it.  Is it kind of unrealistic a record store would exist in 2020?  I dunno.  Lemme LURQ how many record stores exist right now in America.  My guess is 300!  I might just be thinking of the movie 300 as I always am.  Anyway The Internet says there’s 1,400-2,000!  WOW.  I could like records.  I should become a record guy.  That would take up too much time and money and spirit.  I don’t have it in me to add that to my life right now.  How was everyone’s 420.  AM I RIGHT.  YEA BOY.  42 0.  Celebrate Jackie Robinson and Zero.  What zero.  The dog from Nightmare Before Christmas.  The Smashing Pumpkins song.  The number and/or concept Indians (South Asian) came up with.  I dunno.  I don’t wanna give too much credit to the Indians for Zero.  I BET if I was alive before they came up with Zero I’D HAVE COME UP WITH ZERO.  I’m a big zero so surely I’d thought of zero myself.  Zero Mostel.  That guy.
    Mostel seems like a close anagram for molest and that must have haunted Zero Mostel his entire life.  Anyway the latest new songs I have for School Of Rock are probably the last songs for this season before our show in six weeks or so but I had a nightmare we had like two more rounds of new songs to learn left.  HORRIFYING.  Wait what’s the name of the guy who played the principal in Billy Madison.  YEAH!  Josh Mostel.  SON of Zero Mostel.  NEPO BABY.  Never put two and two together before.  Every now and then I realize NEPO is OPEN backwards.  It happens pretty often because we are BOMBARDED by the wordOpen in our every day life!  SO me being me I naturally want to come up with some sort of palindrome there.  Hmm.  We’ll see!  I’ll come around to it at some point.  Anyway.  In a way we are all Nepo Babies because we descend from The True Best, Adam and Eve.  Or Noah and Whomever if you prefer that.  Who the Hell was Noah’s Wife.  Internet says there’s a controversy around this!  She’s not named in the Bible but one possible answer is EMZARA.  Another is NAAMAH.  Look we all descend from this lady.  Get your story straight.  I wanna know one of my greatest grandmother’s name!  Anyway.  What if I don’t believe in Judeo-Christian Bible.  Well we’re still Nepo Babies anyway.  You got a leg up from some sort of other animal.  If a horse applies to a job you got an advantage over them from being Same Species as The Hiring Person.  Unless the job is pulling a carriage.  Then we’ll see.
   Anyway.  We’re a third into spring.  Spring FORWARD.  Fall BEHIND.  Summer BUMMER.  Winter SPLINTER.  Huh.  Spring and Fall didn’t rhyme why did Summer and Winter have to.  I’M TRYING TO IMPROVE ON THE FORMULA.  Anyway.  Sroods Nepo Baby Bab Opens Doors?  WHO OR WHAT IS SROODS?  Anyway.  I coulda been a Nepo Baby.  My dad was an Assistant Principal in a high school.  If I wanted to go into teaching as I almost did, his connections could have HELPED me!  He was very well respected!  I chose to go in a different direction.  Live at home and write and play Guitar Sometimes.  We’ll see if it pays off in the long run.  OH NO I’m sitting here with my guitar and I just forgot how to play one of the older SOR songs from January because one of the new songs has a similar riff that has now DISPLACED the older one.  That’s easy enough to fix.  LOOK UP THE OLDER ONE ONCE MORE.  Oh ok good thanks.  If I were Zero Mostel I woulda named my sonZero Minus One or something.  Like the Godzilla movie.  What was that called?  Godzilla Minus Zero?  I never saw it.  I tried watching it but it was boring for a Godzilla movie.  Possibly because I wasn’t paying attention.  They should make some sort of app technology that syncs your phone and your TV so that it trains you to watch your TV better.  So when you’re watching TV and you idly look at your phone GUESS WHAT YOU’RE JUST WATCHING WHAT’S ON YOUR TV AGAIN.  Jokes on you!
   Anyway.  Great.  I had the Fiddler On The Roof soundtrack for my old Cheap-For-Kids Record Player.  For a play calledFiddler On The Roof not a lot of songs that are just Fiddles and I’m confident NONE were recorded on rooftop!  Have I made this joke before—Fiddler On The Roof sounds like a horror movie. Goodnight son.  Be good and quiet or the Fiddler On The Roof will get ya.  Sounds like a joke I’ve made five times before.  Wait a second.  I assumed he was a Musician Fiddler.  Maybe he’s just FIDDLIGN AROUND on the roof.  Just working around with things on the roof.  Like being a handyman or something.  Working on the gutters.  HMM.  Either way that was an ok musical.  I remember watching the film version as a kid thinkingI’m a little Jewish and this is really Jewish. Huh.  Interesting.  But I guess the premise of the play/film is that Even THIS Is A Compromise On How Jewish You Can Get! Great.  Anyway.  Actually I dunno if I ever thoughtI’m a little Jewish as a response to anything as a kid.  I wouldn’t have thought that!  I might have FELT it somewhat.  But I wouldn’t have thought that.  I’d have consciously thought of myself as Just Secular And Atheist.  So that’s good.  Not a good time to be Jewish these days in the world today!  Not a good time to be anybody!  SO IT’S A GOOD TIME TO BE A NOBODY?  Hmm.  That could work out for me!
    Anyway.  I guess I’ll skip the Michael Jackson movie.  But on the other hand after writing that sentence I have a burst of On The Second Handness that makes me feel maybe I should see it.  I’d Hear Good Music In Surround Sound. That ain’t nothing!  IT’S ALSO NOT A LOT.  Hmm.  Apparently the person playing Michael Jackson is Michael Jackson’s nephew.  PHEW.  There’s some nepotism.  But people like that kind of nepotism.  HEY IT’S YOU.  YOU’RE LIKE THAT DEAD GUY.  YOU’RE AS CLOSE TO THE DEAD GUY AS WE CAN GET.  PHEW.  That’s something people get a kick out of.  His name is Jaafar Jackson.  Named after the bad guy in Alladin?  Possibly!  Not necessarily but we also can’t say definitely not either.  Whatever.  Alladin is a good musical too, like Fiddler.  But they never madeFiddler On The Roof into a Sega Genesis game as far as I know!  If they did make it a video game I assume it’d be a Guitar Hero thing but You’re Fiddling On A Roof.  Michael you said you saw the play.  THERE IS NO FIDDLING ON ROOFS.  Oh okay thanks.  Jermaine Jackson presumably wanted to continue the tradition of keeping his kid a J.J. like himself.  I guess Jafaar was the first, “J,” that came to mind!  How come he never thought of James.  SORRY DOESN’T RING A BELL.  What about Jack.  NEVER HEARD OF IT.  Jason.  HUH?  Anyway.  That’s all for now.  See ya later!

-3:23 P.M.

APRIL 21 2025

    Okay.  Hey!  How did everyone’s Midweek go.  I’ve trained myselve to like the midweek.  I get a BREAK.  I got music classes on Monday and Thursday.  I got writing entries on Tuesday and Thursday.  I got a break on Wednesday!  We can trick ourselves into liking life based on PACING.  By which I mean both (1) carefully tracking our activities and also (2) walking back and forth obsessively.  Also Pace University.  How about that crap.  That could be a Number Three!  Rule of Threes.  Comedy is the rule of threes.  I kinda HAD to include Pace University in this riff if I wanted to be funny!  Anyway, I know going #1 and #2 in the bathroom but what’s #3?  I guess throwing up.  That deserves Being A Number so it slots in nicely.  But it’s not so much of an escalation from #2, though, so I’m not so sure.  #3 should be exponentially more extreme than #2 and throwing up COULD BE BIG but isn’t always.  Whatever it is, Going #3 in the toilet needs to be AN EVENT to say the least.  Maybe this joke is going #3.  It’s a META-moment.  Okay.  Anyway.  I don’t wanna have a Meta-moment!  The Metaverse is strange!  Some weird ass Second Life knockoff bullshit.  No thanks.  Why would anyone think that was a good idea that anyone would be interested in.  Now let me get back to my nonsense blog for no one. 
    I was playing guitar in lobby-receptionist area before SOR class on Monday like always and they told me to stop!  Said in case the lobbyist (AS THEY SHUOLD BE CALLED) had to make a phone call I would be disturbing them.  So I walked out of the room and played guitar in the hallway right outside the lobby.  I ADAPT.  Anyway.  Documentary about Lorne Michaels is just calledLorne.  Not enough information for people who don’t know!  What if it’s about The Raven’s love interest!  That’s not their name.  It’s Pretty Close though, we can’t count out that their name got misinterpreted at some point!  Ok well then I think that’s it. No other Lorne!  I was prepared to riff on 1-3 other minor popular or historical figures named LORNE out there that this movie might be about.  BUT THERE ARE NONE.  I looked it up!  Absolutely NO ONE else named Lorne ever made their mark!  Go figure.  Older people might recognize actor, “Lorne Greene,” but people my age and younger WON’T.  And Children Are The Future so that settles that.  “Children Are The Future,” is lowkey A TRICK.  It implies they ARE NOT THE PRESENT.  Present is what counts.  PRESENT?  THAT’S WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW!  Especially living in a society that seems to have mostly given up on the future.  Children being the future is a cruel joke in a world that’s decided The Future Is Optional!
    Anyway.  Looks like I’m going to the New Pornographers show next week!  Great!  I like them.  I’m looking forward to being 3 inches taller than the last several times I’ve been to my favorite bands’ concerts.  I will be able to see the show several inches more!  Should be good.  I’ve been reading a lot of music books, some of which have been about punk bands.  We’re still supposed to spit on the band right.  That’s what I’m prepared to do!  Michael that’s wrong.  That only happened in a very specific subculture a long time ago.  Oh okay thanks.  I don’t think I can spit that much anyway!  The amount of spit I’m imagining that was the proper amount to spit on the band in British Classic Punk Spit is like 5x the amount of spit I could conjure up even if I spent a lot of time working up all the spit I could muster!  DO I HAVE LESS MOUTH MOISTURE or did THEY HAVE TOO MUCH.  I dunno.  Anyway.  Their opening act is A Guy From A Band I Know Of!  Doesn’t get much better than that.  I know and like ONE of the songs from this band so I’m very invested in This Guy.  Anyway.  I saw the New Pornographers once before.  It was a good time!  I remember making eye contact with one of them at one point during a song and being likeNow I’m part of the music!  Music alone is pretty good but when it’s combined with human interaction it takes it to another level!
    Sure.  Music alone IS Human Interaction.  Oh.  Okay.  I don’t know about that.   I dunno.  Maybe I’ll see the new The Mummy this weekend.  I have good feelings about this franchise because I was born in 1920 and liked The Mummy film from the 1930’s.  YEAH.  Anyway sure I liked the Brendan Fraiser movie but there’s practically 0% inside me that makes me feel likeSure I liked that movie so of course I’d like any other movie that has the word, “Mummy,” in the title but otherwise is a completely different movie.  I don’t know why movie studio would assume We Audience would feel any different.  Movie studio got their own agenda.  They’re up to something!  They keep giving us weird different mediocre Mummies on SOME logical basis I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS.  Is there a band name with Mummy in the title.  Seems like there should be.  Unless it’s copyrighted by Universal.  Well what if you’re signed to Universal.  Then Great I’m Happy It’s All Working Out For You.  Hmm.  There’s Mumford and Sons.  Great.  Get out of my house.  Anyway.  I never saw the original The Mummy but I THINK I know how to deal with the monster—BRISKLY WALK AWAY?  I could be wrong.  Could be misinterpreting the villain’s powers?  But from my understanding A SLOW JOG should be able to get you to safety?
    Anyway.  I guess you could say the same thing about Old Fashioned Slow Zombies.  But when there’s Slow Zombies there’s A LOT OF THEM around to worry about.  There’s just ONE MUMMY to keep track of.  Important distinction!  Some British Kids might have Two Mummies IT’S OKAY IT’S NATURAL THAT’S HOW SOME FAMILIES WORK.  Hey shut up.  Anyway.  For a while there people were really into Ancient Egypt.  Good.  It’s better to be into SOME History than NO history.  And Egypt was pretty Hoppin!  Shit was happening!  When you learn World History in high school A LOT is devoted to Egypt History simply because SO MUCH OF THE STUFF THAT HAPPENED happened there.  THEY DID PYRAMIDS.  LOOK AT IT.  You didn’t do the pyramids. THEY DID.  Anyway.  How come you can’t chooseHieroglyphics as a foreign language in high school.  I know it’s a dead language I don’t care.  MY FREEDOM MY CHOICE.  No written language is ever really dead.  AS long as it’s there IT’S STILL TEHRE.  Spanish was one of the 2 or 3 classes I failed and had to re-take in High School.  One of the levels of Spanish.  Chemistry.  Possibly a third.  JOKES ON YOU.  I took more raw classes overall than my peers!  I got more out of school it looks like!  I win.  Spanish Chemistry.  Is that thing.  Combine em up?  Anyway.  I’m done.  I’ll see ya next week.

-3:11 P.M.

APRIL 16 2026