Author: Crazysheet

    Hi!  Entrytime.  Woke up at an appropriate time TWICE days in a row for doctor’s appointments.  Well, for patient’s appointments.  ME.  ME-CENTRIC LANGUAGE.  I should be the hero of my story.  Either way it’s uncomfortable getting up after a mere nine hours of sleep for about twenty minutes and then it wears off relatively quickly no big deal!  I hope when I get signed to a record label it’s a big deal.  I need to support my future family.  My parents won’t be around to support me and my future family forever!  Hmm.  Better make RECORD LABEL QUALITY music then. Oh okay.  Hipcore is the genre we’re aiming for, I know that much.  Anyway I came up with a music name SO APPROACHING USABLE that part of my brain is passively associating it with my most recent music.  I DID IT.  WHAT HAVE I DONE.  It’s a good name but it also negates any other possible name.  Sure it calls all the great contexts this name creates into question in a good way BUT IT ELIMANATES the infinity of other possible contexts there could be once I settle on this name!  No name music could be about Anything.  One name music is NARROWED DOWN.  WHY DO ARTISTIC PEOPLE NAME THEMSELVES.  Seems unproductive from this angle!   
   Gotta contextualize yourself ultimately at SOME point!  Gotta give people SOMETHIN.  I’m not sure if that’s true.  If I feel uneasy about it, that’s probably just a sign the name I’m thinking of using for a band/one man act extravaganza isn’t The Greatest Name!  Oh okay sounds fair.  IT’S SO CLOSE TO GOOD THOUGH.  That’s how I feel!  Anyway I started rewatching the SAW films.  This time around they really nailed it with the titles.  YES.  I DID SAW THESE FILMS.  I SAW THESE FILMS BEFORE.  NOT LIKE LAST TIME.  Anyway.  For some reason I was really into the one with Chris Rock at the time.  I thought it was gonna catapult him into bigger and better dramatic roles.  I TINK I gave the Saw Franchise too much credit for being a Hollywood fixture.  I hope at some point in my life over the next 40 years we get to a film WAS.  And they play around with time travel in it.  Seems pretty straightforward.  WHY CAN’T Jigsaw travel through time.  SWA… I dunno.  All the anagrams.  I’m good at creativity!  If Jigsaw could go back in time would he SAW Baby Hitler.  Sure he’d SAW ADULT Hitler.  Hmm.  He’d probably ultimately settle on Art Student Hitler.  Seems the most rich experience for some reason.  You can’t really Saw a baby.  They can’t do anything to get out of trap.  And they haven’t done anything to be remorseful of yet.  Hey Baby Remember the time you cried and woke up mother in her sleep.  Now it is you who will face the cries.
    Feels like if Jigsaw was real, Trump would have given him some sort of big authority job, right?  He gets to decide our sentences.  Makes sense.  THAT’S THE WORLD we’re living in.  Jigsaw is real.  There’s ten movies about him.  At some point if there’s enough movies about you it’s more or less real!  Oh okay good.  Anyway I saw Project Hail Mary and I thought it was great!  For the most part.  I really thought it was Very Good to be honest.  I didn’t feel I was watching a Great movie.  I thought I was watching a Very Good movie.  I was distracted because every time I saw the abbreviation PHM (Project Hail Mary) in the film I just kept thinking about Penis Humiliation.  Downgraded a Great movie to a Very Good movie!  Anyway.  Ryan Gosling’s name was almost like Ryan Gosling. Ryland Grace.  That’s his character’s name.  HMM.  I noticed something similar and even moreso with Ella McCay recently.  Emma Mackey.  There are surely more examples of this but you get the idea.  I DUNNO. I DON’T LIKE IT.  Anyway name characters names like Michael Kornblum and apparently I’ll have the inside track!  I’m not an actor. Why would I want the inside track.  HEY A JOB’S A JOB.  It’s a tough economy out there!  Someone’s gotta feed my imaginary future family!  Probably ME for some reason!
    Okay.  I’m all set for the reboot of Arrested Development I guess!  Michael Bluth.  I’m the star somehow!  I figured out how casting works.  You cast the person with the closest name!  This is what they don’t want you to know about Hollywood!  HMM Who will play my halfway antagonistic brother.   WHO CARES A JOB’S A JOB.  Anyway.  I’m not writing the thing.  Just preforming.  Anyway.  Does Jigsaw ever say The Jig… Is Up and then shoot his victim with a gun?  My guess is NO that doesn’t sound like him.  I once called my music project The Uppers.  That lasted for years.  It was good!  It served its purpose!  I liked it!  But I don’t think I’ll be going back to that name!  Wasn’t even perfect at the time.  Was just Pretty Good Alright Sort Of Applicable, I Guess.  It was good because it was kind of bad.  But I got used to it!  Anyway.  I think Michael Bluth’s brother’s name is spelled GOB.  But you get the joke earlier, right?  So no harm done!  Just because you got the joke doesn’t mean there wasn’t any harm done.  Oh.  Okay.  So maybe some harm was done.  Sorry.  I dunno.  Let’s move on anyway!  Huh.  My next School Of Rock show is in 2.5 months.  I guess!  If I learn some of these songs a lot better than I know them right now, it’ll be PRETTY impressive!  Anyway.  Teacher wants me to play real flamboyantly on this Stevie Ray Vaughan song.  Make lots of movements with the guitar and go wild with hands and head.  I’M NO SHOWMANSHIP.  But I guess it’s a good thing to learn.  Didn’t this happen in the movie School Of Rock.  I feel like Zak has the exact line of dialogue I’M NO SHOWMANSHIP.  Hmm.
    Stevie Ray Vaughan died in plane crash.  What is it about rock stars and plane crashes.  Seems kinda suspicious.  Well I guess rock stars are more likely to cause pilot error.  They get the captain all flustered.  THERE’S A MUSICIAN ON BOARD.  Oh.  Their plane almost crashes in Almost Famous.  Well they’re almost famous in almost famous so what that’s how much, “Almost,” counts in Almost Famous.  Touche!  I see Jack Black and Jack White are hosting/musical guesting SNL in 2 weeks.  WOW.  THEY NAILED MY EXACT MUSICAL TASTE FROM SPRING 2003.  That’s pretty much THE ULTIMATE for High School Freshman Michael!  Then again Jack Black won’t be appearing as with Tenacious D.  But the idea is, imagine if he was!  D means DEFENSE in the most literal sense of the band’s name.  Some other things it might mean?  DICK.  DEMOCRAT.  DIMENSION?  I DUNNO DERMOTOLOGY LET’S MOVE ON.  Could just be they love the Note/Chord D.  IN MUSIC.  PITCH.  I DUNNO.  What is Jack Black promoting.  Anaconda coming out on VHS?  Oh The New Super Mario Bros.  I saw a trailer for that.  Seemed kind of UNSETTLING. I forget what happened but I remember feeling Something Feels Wrong.  Some video games are supposed to remain analog.  Not supposed to become big narratives with plots and understandable tangible characters with motives and whatknot.  IT’S WEIRD WHAT THEY DID TO MARIO, I’ll say it!  I guess we gotta see the movie to understand.  Alright.  I’ll see ya later.

-3:28 P.M.   

MARCH 24 2026

    Okay.  Hey!  How’s everyone doing.  I should write an entry for the audience, other people, YOU, this time.  Usually I write for MYSELF.  I think I’ve had enough.  Anyway what kind of ‘Graphs you into.  What kinda paragraphs.  Ya’ll like THIS kind of ‘graphs?  Paragraphs.  Oh No PARA MEANS GHOST.  Scary!  I think I’m ghosting all the people I’ve ever known in my life except my immediate family and a few other exceptions.  Or they’re ghosting me.  Either way We Don’t Keep In Touch!  Anway.  Ghosting doesn’t make sense.  That’s when you ignore someone and go out of your way to avoid them.  I mean YES IDEALLY that’s what a ghost’s relationship is with you.  BUT NOT ALWAYS.  Often ghosts haunt you it’s a real thing and it happens and you don’t want it.  Here’s an example, if you were in the Amityville Horror and someone you knew ghosted you then What Does That Mean.  They’re in touch with you every night essentially!  Anyway.  I dunno.  The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty Horror.  I may not know what to say.  The world is at Horror right now.  Entire globe!  It’s escaped Amityville.  THE WORLD HORROR is where we’re at!  It’s not really supernatural though.  It’s supranatural I guess.  Main cause of horror seems to be concentrated in Donald Trump and his cohorts.  Oh okay good we’re narrowing it down a bit.  That’s productive.
    Whole world is on edge.  By which I mean we’re all listening to the new U2 EP.  His name is THE Edge.  Good.  He was named after the kind of masturbation he likes.  Probably.  When he first came up with it, it was an obscure phrase he thought no one would ever even think to come up with to identify him with!  Decades later though society cracked the code!  Huh.  Huh.  It’s also a chord progression.  WHO IS THAT EDGEE IN THE WINDOW.  What was I talking about.  Oh right World War III.  I’m not scared of World War III because I can’t even Fathom.  I’ll start getting scared of it in *checks watch* a couple of weeks.  My therapist rescheduled an appointment because she’s going on vacation to a country that’s currently not even involved in any violence or anything but she was like well if I cancel it because a complete world war breaks out I’ll let you know so we can go back to the original appointment.  And not in a flippant way.  That’s the reality people are facing ON EARTH today.  Probably the several active astronauts out there are facing pressure as well.  Anyway I saw they’re making a spin-off from Family Guy about Stewie.  I wonder if it will center around French Stewart: the guy from a while ago.  Some actor.  Usually comic I think.  Around the 1990’s or 2000’s usually.  I don’t know why we’re writing/reading this either.  It seems like a terrible waste of our time.
     I may be hitting a wall with this website/post.  MAY be just today.  MAY be website in general.  We’ll see!  What kind of things do you want me to talk about.  What are you interested in!  Michael what do YOU want to talk about.  Oh okay.  College sports can’t we get more transgender involvement in them?  I think we should get more Trans Men involved in the men side of sports.  That way YOU’LL SEE.  See what.  I dunno.  Somethin!  That’ll learn ya!  Anyway.  I almost walked into Woman’s Bathroom a couple of weeks ago at movie theater.  Literally about to cross the threshold doorway before I realized my mistake.  SCARY STUFF.  I don’t know what would have happened!  I think of Sinners about how vampires can’t get into the place.  That’s a best case scenario.  Simply wouldn’t be able to get in.  Worst case scenario is I turn trans.  Second worst case scenario is I make people in the bathroom very uncomfortable and angry at me because I clearly present as A Big Boy.  I dunno.  Anyway.  There’s nothing wrong with being trans.  It just sucks because society mostly treats them like shit.  Other than all the hate and discrimination and even criminalization I’m sure it’s a lovely experience. ALL IN ALL GOOD.  Trans kills two genders with one stone.  YOU’RE KINDA ONE BUT YOU’RE REALLY THE OTHER.  GREAT STUFF.  But Michael they’re not Kinda One They’re Really The Other.  THAT’S WHAT I SAID.  No they’re not Kinda the other one they’re the one that they are.  I THINK WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.     
    Anyway.  I identify as Trans.  TRANSCENDENTAL.  YEAH.  Sure maybe sometimes I kind of feel like a man trapped inside a man’s body.  Wish I had some other man’s body!  It’d be more convenient for reaching things on high shelves!  OH WELL.  I like most things about my body.  I feel at home in my body 80%.  LIGHT BODY DYSMOROPHIA IS ALL IT IS.  Anyway.  When Republicans says Democrats want TRANS FOR EVERYBODY I guess that literally means they want to make all males females and all females males?  FOR WHAT?  WHY.  WHAT POSSIBLE USE WOULD THAT SERVE.  JUST A HUGE MIX-EM-UP?  EVERYONE’S REVERSED ON A CIVILIZATIONAL SCALE?  Why would that… who would that… IN WHAT WORLD…  Anyway.  I want TRAINS FOR EVERYBODY.  I used to like playing with Train Set when I was a kid.  I used to like riding train as a teenager.  I used to like TRAINING DAY as an adult.  I know you’ve heard of T-Pain but have you heard of T-Rain because that’s also a band named Train.  Then there’s T-Rex.  Which is also a band and King Of The Dinosaurs.  King Of The Dinosaurs.  That’s a good band name.  Especially if they made good music.  If they made really good music then it’d be a really good band name.  When asteroid hit all the dinosaurs defiantly were like Die?  No.  Watch how high I Soar.  Then they all died unfortunately.
    Last paragraph.  It’s gonna be 2030 in three and three quarter years.  What should we be doing then.  NOT AT WAR.  BE AT PEACE.  HAVE SOME FUN.  IN THE MIDDLE EAST.  That’s good.  I’m just concerned that for some people Having Fun means BOMBING HOSPITALS.  For me though it’s chillwave.  People at home and abroad listening to chillwave.  Why not.  I dunno.  I saw they’re making a movie with AI Val Kilmer.  Cause regular Val Kilmer is dead.  That sucks!  I don’t wanna see a computer act.  I COULD ACT BETTER THAN THAT.  Why would I watch an inferior product than myself.  I might as well look at myself in a mirror running lines!  I MIGHT AS WELL DO LIENS OFF A MIRROR at this point!  Might as well become a drug addict is what I’m trying to say!  Ride of The Valkilmers.  That a thing?  I dunno!  Val Kilmer was a snooze as Batman in the one movie he was Batman.  Every other actor was dialing it up to eleven and he was just playing it subdued and straight as far as I can remember.  WATCH THE MOVIE.  You’ll see my off the cuff half remembered remark checks out!  YES MICHAEL have you heard of the concept of a straight man.  NO.  NO I HAVEN’T.  Anyway.  He was okay.  But he wasn’t going nuts being Batman.  Well anyway that was an okay Batman movie.  Its one for the kids.  Some Batmen for the adult folks.  This one for the kids!  That’s all.  I’ll see ya later.

-3:22 P.M.

MARCH 19 2026          

    Sure.  Hi!  I finished Schmidt’s Creek and now I started watching PORTLANDIA.  I like it!  I like it a lot!  I wish I lived in The Matrix but The Matrix was like Portlandia.  Wait no maybe I wish I lived in Portlandia but Portlandia was like The Matrix.  I forget.  I watched The Oscars this weekend.  I think they did an okay job.  They awarded people and films.  Everyone sat still for a few hours but sometimes got up and talked when necessary.  The best news of the week though is that one of the songs I’m playing for School Of Rock is supposed to be tuned half a step down but it turns out we’re gonna play it in standard tuning.  So I don’t need to tune my guitar back and forth each time we practice that song.  On the downside, though, now I don’t have an excuse to ever tune my guitar to Half A Step Down Standard Tuning, which is MY FAVORITE.  SO there’s plusses and minuses.  Is there an expression SO There’s Multiplications And Division Sighns because if there is I’ve never heard it!  It presumably applies to some conversations.  I had a good idea for a Math Function that doesn’t yet exist.  You guys know about Exclamation Mark, right?  Like 7!  Means Seven times six times five ETCETERA down to 1.  ANYWAY my new idea is 7? Where it’s the same thing but it’s PLUS instead of MULTIPLICATION.  7? Is 7 PLUS six PLUS five down to one.  Gonna pitch this to shark tank if possible.
   But Michael what possible use does that actually serve in math.  If it ever really came up in The Real World it’d already exist! YEAH PROBABLY. Then again Maybe if the function existed we’d start using it in the real world THEN.  One follows the other!  Shark Tank is called that because someone pitched someone a Shark Tank somewhere at some point and that’s the epitome of The Ultimate Good Pitch.  Hey you guys know sharks, right?  What If We Kept Shark In A Tank?  BRILLIANT THEN WE’D BE SAFE.  Anyway.  How many times per episode does Mark Cuban say Don’t fool around with me Despite what my name might suggest I’m no MARK.  And then does he also ever say Don’t fuck with me Despite what my name might suggest I’m actually not Cuban.  If Cuba Gooding Jr. married Mark Cuban, which, I know, is a long shot… HIS NAME MIGHT GO A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS… anyway.  Mark JR.  Anyway.  I think it’d be cool to name my kid my name.  Make A JR out of him.  I don’t think Jews do that though.  It’s blasphemous and against Judaism.  Oh well.  My name ALMOST worked out for me.  In some ways I came close to getting a lot out of my name.  I think my kid would have better luck than me.  Just needs that extra bit to get over the top!  Then again if my kid has my name that reflects back on me and my name and suddenly me and my name are back in the spotlight and not necessarily in a good way.   Suddenly I’m Michael Sr!  I don’t like that.  I don’t wanna be a SR.  That sounds awful.
   Oh well.  The seventeenth of the month.  That’s always notable.  Most of the time at least!  Seven Teeth.  How many Teeth is ENOUGH really.  If I lost two teeth I’d be okay.  If I lost three teeth I’d still be okay.  HOW MANY TEETH do I need.  I don’t know.  I remember in Elementary School, third grade or so, we made these little pillowy receptacles to store our baby teeth when we lose them I guess as a prelude for the tooth fairy to give us money or something.  But I don’t get it.  What kind of backwoods occult nonsense is that.  HEY KIDS WE’RE GONNA SAVE OUR BABY TEETH INDEFINITELY.  THIS IS STATE SPOONSERD EDUCATION.  GET TO WORK.  As a kid though it seemed a great class project.  HEY you know what the end product of this is right?  CASH MONEY!  So that’s good.  What’s the point of rewarding kids for losing their teeth.  It’s not like they’re gonna lose their next teeth any faster.  You’re not tangibly encouraging them to do Body Development Any Better monetarily IT WON’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE.  It’s not gonna change anything!  And from another angle, it’s not like they went through anything so traumatic that you need to give them a treat in the form of money.  If anything, losing a tooth is fun.  Spend a week or two tonguing the loose tooth back and forth.  IT’S A TREAT I SAY.
    Cool.  Does anyone know what the tooth fairy is supposed to look like.  I know they cast The Rock as the tooth fairy in a movie but that can’t be canon, right?  Anyway.  Just some random fairy, I guess.  That’s what I’m seeing as I look it up online right now!  Anyway.  What does it mean when you lose teeth in a blog entry.  I dunno.  Also if you die in a blog entry that means you die in real life!  Oh no I’m scared.  The Rock named himself after watching The Sean Connery Movie (1996) and thinking this makes sense to me. Okay.  What else is up.  St. Patrick’s Day!  Be sure to celebrate all the people named Patrick you know and have known in your life!  I assume that’s what we’re supposed to do today.  DON’T MAKE MUCH SENSE but I don’t question The Irish And Their Traditions!  I dormed with a Patrick for a couple of months in 2008.  That’s the only Patrick I can think of.  Didn’t really interact with him much. But hey today is HIS day!  It’s Pat. The SNL sketch/movie that nobody likes.  Is that relevant?  It’s more relevant than ever I feel.  Huh.  The British reboot (concurrentoot?) of SNL is premiering this weekend!  I wanna see what the Hell that is.  I dunno if I’ll be able to see it!  OH WELL.  British people trying to be funny.  Man oh man.  Will they succeed?  It’s possible!  It’s possible they won’t though!  I can’t wait to see if I am able to see!
    Okay.  Lots of sketches about BREXIT I bet.  I don’t know anything about England since 2014.  Anyway.  WOW Brexit was 2020.  Turns out I’m A BIT more up-to-date than I think!  Anyway.  Referendum was in 2016.  IT’S A PROCESS.  They got Tina Feye hosting the first episode.  I assume she’ll say some shit like I CAN SEE IRELAND FROM MY HOUSE and everyone will go crazy.  What does IRE mean.  It means something.  It escapes me at the moment.  Intense anger or rage.  Ireland is THE LAND OF INTENSE ANGER, RAGE, OR WRATH.  I guess that checks out?  IT must!  Otherwise why would they etymology that!  WELL it beats Fireland.  The land that’s constantly on fire.  Wouldn’t wanna live there!  Hmm.  Hey would you like to go to Fire Island?  WHAT?  NO!  THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.  It’s a Long Island Island.  I thought Long Island was already Island.  It’s a bonus island!  It’s an extra island to the island! Jeez how many islands does one place need.  PLENTY!  I don’t like it.  What if Ice-T moved to Long Island to settle down.  That would make a lot of people re-think how they think about the world.  IT would make people who previously didn’t think about the world At All START thinking about the world!  Anyway. I guess that’s it.  There’ll be more later the next time I write!  See Ya’s!

-5:06 P.M.

MARCH 17 2026

    OK.  Great.  Time to talk at you.  Every entry I talk more and more and it seems you talk less and less.Well you’re talking the same amount.  ZERO.  But I become more acutely aware of it!  Each progressive entry I feel incrementally moreWHY ISN’T ANYONE ELSE SAYING ANYTHING.  I should use my imagination to conjure up what other people might say.  I dunno about that.  I have a hard enough time imagining WHAT I MIGHT SAY.  It’s tough!  Writing is tough.  LIFE is tough.  Whatever.   Almost done with Stranger Things.  I didn’t like it too much!  The reviews said it was like if Stephen Spielberg was mixed with GOD or something.  I just thought it was okay!  How come TV and Film reviews are WRONG.  I dunno.  They’re inherently an unhealthy practice in society.  Critics.  Stands to reason they’d produce bad takes!  Huh.  What’s so good about Stranger Things.  Every episode it’s the same thing.  Monsters no one cares about.  Some kids running around doing things but really DOING NOTHING.  An overall plot that feels like they’re making it up as they go along.  How come I’M allowed to critic things.  Cause I’m the exception that proves the rule!  That’s how I often feel!  Also, the title!?  Stranger Things.  STRANGER THAN WHAT?  WHAT THING.  What’s it even in reference to! 
   Hmm.  I can’t relate to these people.  It’s not the 1980’s.  Get out of here with that crap.  The show was alright.  It had its moments.  Huh.  I got the weekend coming up.  Better Things.  That’s a Kinks song.  I got more out of that three minute song than this five season show.  It’d be cool if they used that song to close out the series BUT I DOUBT IT because it already didn’t happen.  But it’s there if Weird Al wants it.  “Stranger Things,” but to the music of, “Better Things.”  How does the real song start.  Here’s wishing you the bluest sky/hoping something better comes tomorrow.  How can we Stranger Thingsify that.  I dunno.  I’m not writing lyrics now.  Website-mode!  Well the chorus isI Know Tomorrow You’ll Find Stranger Things that much is clear.  Anyway.  Unless I can think of an appropriate rhyme forI Know Tomorrow You’ll Find!  Ugh.  Maybe I’m qualified enough to write and record this song.  That doesn’t sound like me.  Either way Maybe Later Most Likely Not.  Anyway.  Most Likely Not.  Most Valuable Primate.   That was a movie where a monkey plays hockey. Aren’t humans primates.  By calling this monkey the Most Valuable Primate you’re presumably trying to call attention to the fact he’s different from humans and that he’s the best of the stranger species BUT in reality ALL OF US are primates and also he’s more valuable than Human Primates?  I dunno!  I never saw that movie!  He’s probably good for a chimp but not on the level as the humans!
    Is there a subgenre of film reviews where it’s based on films the author has yet to see?  Must be some pieces out there where that is the general case.  I saw AIR BUD 1 and I don’t remember him blowing the other kids out of the water.  HE was GOOD but he wasn’t THE BEST.  I guess because that would make the audience feel bad for the other kids playing.  How would YOU feel if you were a child and this dog was running circles around you on the basketball court.  Lots of tears I’m sure.  Anyway.  What’s my favorite movie starring an animal.  That’s not CGI.  IF IT COUNTS It might be Ace Venture II: When Nature Calls.  It doesn’t star animal, but there’s lots of recurring ones.  Anyway I’m on the fence on Ace Ventura II!  Haven’t seen it lately.  Can’t remember if I liked it or tolerated it or really liked it!  Watched it a bunch of times, though! Probably felt all those ways over the course of watching it different times.  Oh Cool.  Anyway.  Let’s See What’s A Funny Thing I Can Say.  Well what’s going on in the world today.  Not a lot of good things.  For the most part I think it’s dozens, no, hundreds, of really bad things happening.  Probably tens of thousands, or more.  That’s okay.  Lots of good stuff happens as well.  I’d tell you but you have to find out yourself.  That doesn’t sound accurate.  You don’t know the half of it.
   Do British people pronounce the sitcom alien Alf, “Half?”  Anyway.  Alf On A Shalf.  That’s how Alf is supposed to be pronounced.  Alf is essentially an anteater, right?  That’s No Alien!  That’s an anteater who’s a biped and can talk.  What else is up.  In middle school if you knew a girl with big nipples named An you call her An Teaters, right?  I don’t approve of that behavior for young boys.  Gotta wait until your older!  Takes a level of maturity until you can say things like that.  Okay.  What else is going on.  Anything I HAVE to talk about?   Is there anything ON MY MIND?  SURE.  ALL THE NEWS.  Read about it in your local reliable sources for news!  Doesn’t even need to be local!  LIVIN LA VIDA LOCAL.  Today is my Quarter Birthday.  Quick Somebody Get Me A Celebration!  Sing 25% of Happy Birthday.  I will make a fourth of a wish.  I dunno.  Wait a second.  Quarter Birthday.  Nine Months. … THIS IS THE ANNIVERSAY OF MY PARENTS FUCKING!  Not really.  I was born five weeks early.  That joke has PLOT HOLES if I’m the one telling it!  Anyway.  Did Courtney Love PLOT HOLE?  Maybe I dunno you’re gonna have to explain what plot hole means in that context!  Courtney Love would be a good Frankenstein’s Bridge.  Courtney… Love. that could be dialogue in there.  I guess she’s playing herself but also the monster Frankenstein made?  As the same person?  Well we just know her first name is Courtney.  And that she loves as a verb.  Oh.  Just a first name coincidence.
   Ok.  There was a movie called Nine Months.  I believe it was about how long it takes for the USPS to deliver a letter these days Am I Right!  Anyway.  How can storks deliver babies.  Baby weighs half a bowling ball.  Storks can’t carry that weight.  Only Beatles can Carry That Weight!  Therefore Beatles Deliver Babies.  What happens when the last Beatle dies off.  The New Beatles.  We’ll reboot The Beatles for this very purpose.  And The New Beatles will be qualified to deliver babies as well as sing and dance!  Go figure.  Anyway.  I started watching that Paul Wingsartney documentary last week.  It was pretty good!  Gonna tough to replace him.  Tough but necessary!  Anyway.  I dunno.  If they ever do reboot the Beatles you can bet they won’t involve me!  Not gonna ask for MY input or anything.  JUST BEAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FRANCHISE?  Doesn’t seem right!  I believe actor and former leader of SAG Fran Drescher privately calls herselfThe Fran-Chise to pump herself up all the time.  Great.  Whatever makes her happy.  They don’t reboot bands regularly.  Every now and then!  I dunno.  I’d rather they resurrect bands.  BRING.  BACK.  BEETHOVEN.  Beet Hoven or some variation of, “Hoven,” is a band name for someone who is an idiot.  Anyway.  That’s all.  See ya later!

-4:22 P.M.

MARCH 12 2026

    HEY I just thought of a funny band name.  Yep that’ll happen.  Well my work here on this Earth is done.  I started reading a book about Indie Rock from the late 90’s until now.  It’s interesting.  Me talking about it isn’t though.  Who cares what book I’m reading!  YOU’RE READING something at the moment.  That’s what matters right now!  I did my livestream of Blues Legends Songs (BageLS) last night.  Went pretty good.  Who cares.  OKAY I GET IT, I can say a thing from my life and then qualify it withWho Cares It Doesn’t Matter, Rinse and Repeat.  Tried watching The X-Files last night.  It’s interesting.  I DOUBT THAT.  Wasn’t there a scam thing calledThe Twitter Files a few years ago.  NOT ANYMORE.  Now it’s called The X-Filespatent pending.  Based on the bad reviews The Bride? got I kinda wanna see it.  It got Good Bad reviews.  Seems interesting.  Anyway.  I think the era of Mass Reviews ruined movies for Me and Probably Others.  When I was a kid we just SAW MOVIES.  And that was it.  And we left the movie thinkingWELL IT WAS OKAY.  I ASSUME EVERYONE DID THEIR BEST.  IT WAS FINE I GUESS.  Now we just assume every movie SUCKS because (1) critics say it does (2) social media parrots it back as well.  I think if Rotten Tomato and whatknot didn’t exist we’d just actually like every movie.  WHAT FUN!
   Got damn Critic-Industrial Complex.  Also if you don’t like this website-blog it’s because THE CRITICS GOT TO YOU.  The internet critics.  Anyway.  Sure I thought about the band nameThe Critics at some point in the past.  Somethings off about it though.  Sure I then pivoted to think aboutThe Criticals.  Or The Critical Something Or Others.  That’s even more off, though, I concluded!  Oh Well.  Isn’t that what Tarantino was gonna call his next movie for a while.  I don’t need that association!  If you have to associate it with SOMETHING let it be the cartoon The Critic.  But preferably associate it with nothing ideally.  Anyway.  Gotta write songs if you wanna have a band.  I haven’t written a song in years.  I’ve improvised 2,000 songs.  But I haven’t WRITTEN a song.  Even sayingImprovised is upselling it.  I just sort of vomit out words and music without thinking.  From my experience, improvisation is done with Thoughtfulness and Intent.  THAT’D BE A STEP FORWARD compared to what I usually do.  I dunno.  Some shongs are better than other shongs.  What else is up.  It’s always interesting trying to solo/improvise in the presence of teacher and/or fellow classmates.  Sometimes it’s just complete faulty glitching that would produce the responseOh So You Just Don’t Know How To Play Guitar And Are Picking At Random Notes.  But the other part of the time I DUNNO.  I wouldn’t know how to describe it!  It must be accomplishing SOME SORT OF THING musically.  But WHAT.
    WHAT INDEED.  Third paragraph.  When I was a teenager, I thought I was too cool for a lot of bands that it turns out were actually too cool for me!  Based on reading this book.  What a twist!  I should give a whole lot of these bands a second (first?) look!  It’ll never be the same.  I had one chance to listen to them as teenagers as music should be listened to and I blew it!  I dunno.  Maybe some bands can be listened to as adults.  Oh Okay Interesting.  I’ll think about that one.  WELL THIS ENTRY SUCKS.  Still got the Second Half to change course.  Well, stay on course.  It’s the same course as before.  From Bad –> Good.  One course of action!  Main band I’m thinking of being too cool for is Death Cab For Cutie.  WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT with that name.  WHAT’S WRONG with you.  Maybe I’m missing something.  Coming at it from the wrong angle.  But it seems like a bit much.  Seems a lot much!  But apparently I’m to give them a second chance if this book is to be trusted.  You can trust books.  Look at them printed word.  Contrast that with looking at screen.  Gotta trust SOMETHING.  Anyway it serves as a cautionary tale that you gotta pick the right band name.  Maybe that’s THE POINT.  DON’T DO WHAT WE DID—DCFC.  Pick Better Band Name.  Turns out it matters!  Is that possible?
   I AM THE ULTIMATE ARBITRATOR.  I was raised in the era of Rotten Tomatoes and Pitchfork!  That’s how we all feel!  Maybe.  Maybe not.  Anyway.  What is a Death Cab. IF I know anything about this band it’s a reference to a movie from the 1940’s.  Oh it comes from the title of a 1967 song.  Okay.  The important thing is I made an uneducated guess.  I’m TRYING here!  Well anyway.  What else is up.  I was watching some Kevin Smith movies lately.  They call the character he plays Silent Bob and we’re supposed to lose our shit if he ever speaks but he talks literally every movie he shows up.  At least once.  It’s not that rare!  I DUNNO.  Maybe it’s just me.  Maybe in the Askewneverse they recognize just because he’s Silent Bob he’s still allowed to talk every now and then, and when he talks, they’re likeOkay Great He’s Talking That’s Fine He’ll Do That Now And Then.  That’s how it should be!  What with the frequency he actually talks!  It’s NOT a Once In A Lifetime thing!  Anyway.  I took an uber last night that was just a taxi.  It was a straight up yellow taxi.  That’s WRONG.  One thing is different than the other.  Yellow Taxi gotta pick sides!  Either do one or the other, I think!  What do I know.  So what makes a cab a DEATH cab. Is it the cab you’re going to die in?  I guess.
   Life is a big Death Cab?  Sure.  Life is a big Cash Cab!  Sure!  They ask you questions for cash prizes.  That’s more accurate!  IMO.  ESKIMO.   Eskimo Kisses.  Why do Eskimo kiss that way.  Is touching noses as close as they can get because they’re all bundled up.  Cause they live in the tundra?  Gonna have to look into that one.  I think historically white Americans respect Inuits slightly more than other Native Tribes who they famously uniformly disrespect and it’s becauseOh Shit You LIVE out there?  We honestly probably couldn’t do that. Ya know what Well Done.  Probably!  Anyway.  I think I used to eskimo kiss my Mom when she tucked me in.  That was the default for some reason.  That’s as far as I got with my Mom!  SO that’s good.  I don’t know.  Well anyway this entry sucked.  Today I might stay up late tonight.  Take the Upper I’m on these days when I usually take my nighttime medicine.  WHY?  WHAT WILL I ACCOMPLISH?  I dunno.  Try to write some lyrics.  Maybe try to work on learning TEXAS FLOOD.  Just have some fun generally in the wee hours of the night.  Anyway.  See ya later.

-4:28 P.M.

MARCH 10 2026 

    Okay.  Hey!  How was everyone’s Midweek.  I think I did somethings productive.  I watched TV I ACTUALLY LIKED.  Programs I considered 6’s or 7’s instead of 3’s or 4’s.  Oh no I just gave away someone’s pin number.  6734.  That’s a good pin number.  Try it out next time!  Anyway I get ubers a lot and I pay attention to the license plate for knowing which car to get into and there’s a lot of times I’m like this license plate is pretty familiar. PROBABLY a character or two off from the one I’m remembering but HEY MAYBE IT REALLY IS A REPEAT UBERER.  I live in the same area.  Uber Drivers must stick to the same area.  Why wouldn’t I be seeing repeat uber drivers.  I MEAN, THEY’RE REAL PEOPLE.  They’re not just Generic Made Up NPC to carry me from Hither To Tither.  I dunno.  In my mind having a re-peat uber driver that I had a month or two ago would be the coincidence to end all coincidences.  Why would it end all other coincidences.  I dunno.  I guess it wouldn’t.  Other coincidences would continue to happen!  Let’s move on!  My standard practice is to give every driver a tip while I’m still in the taxi and then rate them later when we’re done.  Cause they definitely deserve a tip but do they deserve five stars???  We’ll see once we get there!  So far I think I’ve given everyone five stars.  But ya never know!
     March!  Fifth!  What does that mean.  Practically Nothing!  Cool.  Anyway.  I figured out a part of how to write new songs.  Use different guitar tones!  Spoiler alert!  Make my guitar sound different!  Utilize Digital 8 Track!  I don’t like the way those myriads of guitar mods there sound ON THEIR OWN.  When I plug the guitar into it directly.  They give dozens of options.  Sound dumb and clunky and abrasive kinda.  But when those guitars are INDIVIDUAL parts of songs HEY THEY KINDA MAKE SENSE.  When it’s not the only thing you’re focusing on THEY’RE OKAY.  And they lead to playing guitar differently to Accommodate Sounding Different than STANDARD NEUTRAL AVERAGE guitar tone!  Anyway.  We’ll see when I can get around to it.  Can’t do it in the morning.  I’m sleeping.  Can’t do it in the afternoon.  I’m taking walks!  Can’t do it in the evening.  I’m tired!  Can’t do it at night!  I’m sleeping!  I’ll figure something out.  I always do.  That’s not true I RARELY figure things out!  Depends on what we’re talking about and To What Level figuring things out we’re talkin’.  I could figure something out at about a four out of ten!  That’s not bad!  PRACTICALLY FIVE.  Five is a good number.  It reminds me of the fifth dimension which surprisingly few people know about!  I’d like to know more about it.  It’s like CLOUDS right.  CLOUDS are the fifth dimension off the top of my head. 
    Okay.  Hmm.  Tried changing a string on my bass guitar and the replacement one broke while trying to attach it.  I’m becoming less and less proficient at basic tasks as I get older!  What does that mean.  Just means I’m some sort of Developing Invalid, that’s all!  Oh okay good.  I can do the basics.  As time goes on anything that’s not THE BASICS I forget how to do!  WHO CARES.  THE BASICS are what’s important.  Also as time goes on What Constitutes The Basics as a group gets smaller.  Hmm.  It’s a good LIFE COMPROMISE.  Some people go on about their lives FORGETTING THE BASICS.  Not me though, that’ll never be me!  Anyway.  Gotta De-odorize tonight again.  That’s what Tyler Durden said.  Either because of his soap business and also as a pun for instigating Societal Disorder.  Wait I confused, “Odor,” and, “Order,” my bad.  Tyler Durden is a pretty good name.  Gotta hand it to Chuck Palhouneck.  I’m just gonna guess that’s his last name.  No use looking it up.  If he doesn’t care to give his Narrator a name until the end of the movie in Fight Club I DON’T CARE TO GIVE HIM A NAME.  No Spoilers.  It’s been thirty years.  I think the ending is Public Domain by now.  I dunno.  My interpretation of Fight Club is that we should fight this club!  Don’t fight INTRA club.  Fight EXTRA club.  Fight the club in this movie.  Maybe fight all clubs, I dunno!
     Okay.  Anyway.  One club I Like is Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.  They got Hearts. They got Clubs.  Even got Lucy In The Sky With DIAMONDS for one of the songs.  WHERE IS SPADES THOUGH.  It’s a CARD COUNTING MYSTERY.  Is Sargent Pepper serving like a Colonel Parker type role to the Lonely Hearts Club Band.  I don’t think so.  But that would make sense.  Anyway.  Should I see The Bride! this weekend?  I wonder what happens in it.  Apparently they really, “Go For It!”  What is IT that they went for!  How did GOING manifest!  What is FOR!  I don’t know the answers to these questions without seeing the movie!  I don’t even understand the questions I have without seeing the movie!  Gotta see the movie to understand my questions about the movie!  Anyway.  I don’t know any place on Earth that would certify a marriage between Frankensteins.  This, “Bride,” is a bride in name only.  Certainly not legally standing!  What do I know about Every Place On Earth.  I haven’t done that research.  There might be plenty of places on Earth willing to pronounce weddings between Frankensteins for the right price!  Hmm.  The right price is FOR LOVE.  Because THEY’RE IN LOVE.  Oh Okay Good.  Anyway.  I should know what women are all about.  Thus I should watch the movie about Mrs. Frankenstein.  That way I’ll know WOMEN.
   Makes sense.  How can I write songs that are FULL.  I have recorded decent songs but they’re usually INCOMPLETE.  Oh okay good.  I can play Bad Bass Guitar now though!  Still has 75% strings!  And half the time those strings produce real notes!  ANYWAY.  What else is up.  I can’t relate to Frankenstein’s Monster because I don’t have that kind of Ideal Body that someone would consciously try to put together whether it be a Dr. Frankenstein or a God.  My body is a mistake of nature.   Whereas Frankenstein is some sort of adonis.  I MAY HAVE MISSED THE POINT OF FRANKENSTEIN.  Or misunderstood parts of it at least.  I got the overall idea.  Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself.  Anyway.  I don’t get Young Frankenstein.  Wasn’t the original Frankenstein already pretty young?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  HE WAS.  He was in his 20’s the entire time!  Hmm.  Young Frankenstein only makes sense if you’re imagining some guy talking down to Gene Wilder calling him Young Frankenstein condescendingly not even thinking about the age of the other, original Frankenstein.  Cause Frankenstein was even younger than Young Frankenstein was!  Anyway.  I made a good point.  This entry should be added to The Library Of Congress.  I dunno.  I don’t want anything to do with Congress these days.  PATHETIC.  Anyway that’s it.  See ya!

-3:20 P.M.

MARCH 5 2026

    Sure!  How’s everyone doing.  I was up all night last night.  Can’t pinpoint why!  Just laying in bed, unable to fall asleep. I was preoccupied with the same ol’ stuff.  Nothing out of the ordinary.  What’s the antonym of ordinary.  Oh I know Stranger Things.  Anyway I got five hours of sleep anyway from 6:30-11:30 so I WIN in the end.  I got enough sleep AND I got to lay in bed and think by myself.  I WIN.  I always wanted to write a movie called I Win.  And it’s about a guy who wins the lottery.  Or wants to win the lottery.  That’s better.  Who cares about a guy winning the lottery.  UNRELATABLE!  This movie is about a guy who WANTS to win the lottery and he does everything he possibly can in his power over the course of the movie to win the lottery.  Does he win the lottery at the end?  I dunno I never wrote the movie yet!  My tendency is to tell the truth in titles though.  Tendons remind me of Scrubs. I watched the new Scrubs!  That’s comfort food for me.  I never particularly liked scrubs but I watched it while dorming in college which I DID like so it reminds me of sense memories I do appreciate.  And I APPRECIATE they’re a Feel Good show.  I like feeling good!  I don’t mind what they’re putting out there!  I also like the new Tracy Morgan/Daniel Radcliffe show!  I think it’s funny they chose the name Reggie for the title because that could be a black name OR a British name!  VERY Clever! 
     Anyway.  Wore deodorant last night for the first time in 8-10 years!  Possibly put on 8-10x as much as I needed!  Still smell too much of it on me!  But it’s good!  It’s a good smell!  I think I noticed people looking at me different at Music Group Practice.  Hmm this guy put on de-odorant what’s his motive I wonder what he’s up to.  Also I PROJECT my own thoughts and feelings onto the people around me SO WHAT YOU DO IT TOO.  That sentence is an example of itself.  A little bit.  Anyway.  We gotta do a Zoom Show next week for Music Classe.  I think it’ll go pretty shittily!  But we’ll be okay.  I’ll be okay.  I keep telling myself I’ll start practicing every day.  I tell myself I’ll practice the School Of Rock songs every day, I tell myself I’ll start working on new songs of my own every day… SO FAR ALL TALK. I dunno!  I can turn things around at some point!  POINT.  WHAT AN INTERESTING WORD.  Made up of letters.  Made up of sounds.  Itmeans something.  It took me time to say it.  I kind of regret bringing it up in the first place at this point to be honest!  There it is again.  POINT.  I dunno.  We got a new guitar player!  An older black man who used to play in church as a kid.  No I’m not talking about the Award Winning Film Sinners I’m talking about our new guitar player.  He just watched today though.  I haven’t heard him play!  Dunno if he’s Great or just merely Wonderful.  I dunno.
     I assume he’s good.  He had a professional looking guitar case.  HEY I’m in the third paragraph.  WHAT FROM MY LIFE SHOULD I DRAW UPON TO TALK ABOUT NOW.  I wanna start writing songs!  Instead of just improvising bullshit.  Writing songs will help me in life.  It will help me (1) Make sense of my life (2) Make sense of your life (3) Feel Good Like Scrubs (4) Now That I Think About It Not Everyone’s Named Reggie.  What’s-his-name is a taste maker.  Zac Efron.  Ethan Embry.  Dr. Scrubs.  You know who I’m trying to come up with.  Mr. Gardenstate himself.  I know his name 99% of the time!  ZACH BRAFF.  He’s a music gatekeeper!  I gotta write songs DR. SCRUBS would like!  Ok what do I know about Zach Braff. Loves wearing scrubs.  Ugh.  If he didn’t why’d he name It All after them.  I dunno.  Success of MTV’s Cribs?  Scrubs sounds like someone trying to say Cribs but having trouble!  DOES IT THOUGH.  I don’t think I ever saw an episode of Cribs. I’m sorry if I just value my time more than you value yours!  Only the best of the best entertainment for me to pre-occupy myself with!  IN FACT I don’t even consider what I entertain myself withentertainment.  That’s too lowbrow a connotation!  What I spend my time on is BEYOND Entertainment!  Anyway.  WERE THERE episodes of Cribs that were depressing.  Was that 15% of the episodes.  Down-on-their luck people who are likeYeah This Isn’t The Greatest Right Now But This Is What I Got.
    Anyway.  I Don’t Know!  Right now this is what I got.  Fourth paragraph.  What was I talking about just now.  WHY THE SAME THINGS I ALWAYS TALK ABOUT.  Then why isn’t it easier to remember?  Anyway.  Depressing Cribs is essentially what Fall & Rise Of Reggie Dinkins is!  Oh okay good.  I like comedy.  Anyway.  I saw Screen VII this weekend.  It was okay!  Did it change my life?  No.  WAS IT OKAY?  Yes.  Did it change my life?  No.  But was it OKAY?  Yes.  Why would it change my life.  SCREAM I and II changed my life!  Growing up, you think these characters are your friends!  Wow, I have friends?  Friends = life changer round these parts.  Anyway there were some twists and turns in Screep VII but I liked the movie most when it was doing nothing.  Just in quiet little moments.  When the movie was just BEING/EXISTING/HAVING A SEC TO ITSELF.  I don’t believe in what I was just saying.  I said it errantly.  You could apply that to a lot.  Anyway I tried watching Gardenstate probably five times.  What the fuck is it about.  Uhh DUH.  It’s about how New Jersey is THE GARDENSTATE.  A STATE IN THE STATE OF GARDEN.  I WANNA SEE THAT MOVIE.  Oh I knowGardens Of The Galaxy.  What The Hell.  I don’t think I’ll be trying to watch Gardenstate again!   Been burned… four many times!
    Maybe I’m just bitter he’s visiting New Jersey and not New York.  A little bit jealous perhaps!  We need to get our tourism numbers up.  Every person counts.  Well not every person.  But a vast majority of people count.  What are some other words I can say to fill up this paragraph.  Dr. A-Neg.  That’s what Mr.-E, the con man who teaches men how to pick up women on TV in the early 2000’s, calls himself now, as an anagram of garden.  Why does he want his name to be a secret anagram.  For, ”Garden.”  BECAUSE HE’S INTO IT THAT’S WHY. Scary Movie Six looks Not Great But I Wanna See It!  I never loved any of The Scary Movies but I wanna see it for Nostalgia.  I HAVE NOSTALGIA FOR THINGS I NEVER LIKED.  Just like Scrubs.  It reminds me of TIMES I LIKED.  I didn’t like THE THING.  But I liked THE TIME THE THING REMINDS ME OF.  Scary Movie was okay.  Everything’s Okay.  What was the last thing I was talking about that was worthwhile.  Huh.  I really don’t remember.  I was talking about The Old Man And The Sea a month or two ago.  THAT’S A GOOD BOOK.  THUS WORTHWILE SUBJECT.  Sea will be rising the next few decades/centuries/millennia thanks to global warming.  Get ready!  It’s coming!  I feel like millennials are the best generation for an overlooked reason and it’s because IT’S THE MOST IMPORATNT.  We came along once in A THOUSAND YEARS SUCKER.  Any generation their mama’s can call GREAT or X OR Z OR A.  WE ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING.  WE DID THE MILLENIUM.  US.  We gotta own it up more I think!  Anyway that’s it.  See ya later.

-4:14 P.M.

MARCH 3 2026

    Oh okay.  What’s going on in everyone’s overlapping Universes?  In my Spiderverse I’m going to see Scream VII tomorrow night.  How can we fit VII into the word Scream.  For fun.  Stylize it for fun.  SCRVIIM?  VIICREAM?  This is tough.  Making movies is tough!  Watched Scream I and II last night and this morning.  I think it was the right decision to kill Randy Meeks in Scream II.  There’s NO FUTURE in being a Randy.  Thank for clearing that up Kevin Williamson/Wes Craven.  Hmm.  So who is there a future being.  Most people end up dead at some point in this franchise.  Good point!  It’s a tough franchise to live in!  What franchise is safer.  I dunno HOPPERS?  That’s not a franchise it hasn’t been released yet.  SEEMS SAFE.  I DUNNO.  Hopers.  And it’s about people who HOPE.  Chauffeurs.  And it’s about people who CHAUFE.  Ugh.  His name is Randy Meeks… and his two main personality traits are being meek… and being randy… HEY you can’t control what people’s names are.  Sometimes things just work out like that.  What if Jamie Kennedy is RFK JR’s son.  I’d be like WOAH.  That’s what would happen if that happened.  Sidney Prescott sounds like the name of an old white male billionaire.  Who am I thinking of.  Most likely thinking of Prescott Bush, patriarch of Bush Political Family.  Probably wasn’t quite a billionaire.  Still was a rich old jerk.  You get the idea.
     Hmm.  All this time we’ve been rooting for a stand-in for George W Bush’s grandfather.  ALL THIS TIME.  Anyway.  I don’t like the title Scream.  Don’t tell me what to do!  Titles aren’t about giving people orders!  I’ll scream if I want to and I probably don’t want to!  Not in response to this movie!  I’ll scream about other stuff later on that has nothing to do with you!  Anyway, I got a Music Lesson tonight.  Last week administrator-person warned me for the second time that a student has complained that I smelled of something odd and potentially unallowed.  I don’t know what they’re talking about!  They brought it up first a couple of months ago.  Said I smelt like cigarettes or something else.  Like it was a real problem.  I said I DON’T SMOKE.  ANYTHING.  Especially not before class.  Totally true!  Now they got a second person who said a similar thing!  I dnuno.  While being confronted I felt like This is some sort of scam.  I don’t smoke cigarettes.  I smoke weed only intermittently and only at the end of the day AFTER I come home from class.  Then I remembered getting into trouble in middle school with teachers thinking I smoked cigarettes.  Because my Mom smokes cigarettes.  And it gets on me I guess!  So I guess this might be a repeat of that situation!  OR IT’S A SCAM.  Either way I guess I need to buy deodorant.
   Also what’s wrong with these kids.  Fuckin’ snitches!  HEY THIS PERSON I WALKD BY SMELT OF SOMETHING BETTER TELL THE AUTHORITIES.  What kind of person are you.  Narc.  Unless the administration is making it up as a pretext to ultimately kick me out of the group!  I dunno.  It’s kind of like a Don Mattingly-Sideburns situation in the baseball episode in the Simpsons I feel.  Mr Burns was the coach and kept telling him to shave his sideburns and he never had sideburns and he kept trying to accommodate him by shaving more and more but nothing pleased Coach Mr. Burns and ultimately Burns just kicked Mattingly off the team.  Anyway.  Wow.  I can relate to the Simpsons!  My life is going great!  Wait a second.  His name is Mr. BURNS.  And he’s concerned about SideBURNS.  Dose that mean anything.  It must mean something.  Everything means something.  They’re called sideburns because they’re on the side of your face and they… burn if you set them on fire?  Not sure of the etymology of that word!  Anyway.  Oh they were named after some Civil War guy named Ambrose Burnside.  Just so happened that Side is a pun.  I THINK I KNEW THAT AT SOME POINT.  Don’t mean to brag.  I knew something at some point then forgot it!  That’s how smart a guy I am!
   Okay.  What do you think is going on with this Kids Are Smelling Me Situation?  There’s ONE correct answer out there.  Maybe two!  I wonder what it is/they are!  Anyway.  I don’t like today so far!  It’s gonna be tough to turn it around at this point.  Let’s See.  HMM.  I don’t like the name of the month March.  DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.  Scream.  March.  I don’t respond well to orders from anonymous sources like Film Title or Calander Heading.  I’ll scream when I want and I’ll march when I want!  When the mood calls for it!  When it feels right!  What other months are commands.  How about July.  JEW LIE.  THAT SOUNDS ANTI SEMETIC.  And I’m PRO SEMETIC so I don’t like it!  My favorite month is May because it leaves room for discussion.  MAY?  Sure!  I’ll think about it.  MAY-BE MAY-BE NOT.  There’s a reason this riff is borderline original.  Because it’s terrible.  There’s a reason it hasn’t been done before.  Because it’s horrible.  There’s a reason you most likely haven’t thought of it before.  Because it’s not good!  Anyway.  Mix in the bad with the good.  This website is ONE PART GOOD, THREE PARTS MEDIOCRE, TWO PARTS HORRIBLE.  So a lot of times it’s gonna be horrible and mediocre! It’s a recipe for success!  Anyway my favorite part of any writing is Apologizing To The Reader.  I’ve never seen anyone do it besides me and I DO IT A LOT.
    Anyway.  Maybe that’s all people need to read today!  Someone saying they’re sorry!  I’m FILLING A NEED.  Okay.  MAY-BE I’ll try to write a real song or two this weekend instead of 10 or 12 Not Even Close To Real Songs.  That’s what I usually do when I work on music! I dunno it’s something to think about.  THINK ABOUT?  I have to THINK ABOUT something?  Yeah sure why not I can do it.  I’ve Thought About things before.  I can do it again.  It’s not the worst thing in the world.  Oh!  Okay!  Sounds like one of the worst things in the world.  IT DEPENDS about what I’m thinking about I guess.  Think about those damn kids who are so fuckin’ touchy about smelling something.  Cigarette smoke most likely.  Gotta alert the nearest authority figure they smell cigarette smoke and then point out the most likely culprit.  Think about that and write a song.  Oh Okay Good.  Now I’m turning an unpleasant situation into a gift!  WHO SUCKS NOW!  Alright.  Kids listen to music.  They’re kind of the target audience!  Teenagers at least.  Young People.  Teenagers and younger adults.  GREAT.  How am I supposed to get them to like my music.  Make Good Music That Anybody Would Like.  How am I supposed to get Anybody to like my good music.  Make Good Music That Teenagers and Younger Adults Would Like.  Oh okay I think I get it.  Anyway.  I’ll see ya later.

-3:16 P.M.

FEB 26 2026

    Yeah!  Hold on a minute.  I’ve got to write the entry.  Probably should try to make it good.  Without TRYING it will probably END UP BAD.  Now I Know How God Feels.  Not a fan of Snowstorm ’26 I Can’t Believe It That Was A Lot OF Snow.  OF?  THAT’S AN ACCIDENTAL EXTRA CAP.  Only Fans seems like a misnomer.  What do you call the person who All The Fans Are Looking At.  If this enterprise was Only Fans WHOM THE HELL IS THE CREATOR.  Also what about the Haters.  I bet there’s even more haters than fans when you tally everyone up!  Anyway.  Missed another Music Group Practice on Monday cause of SnowStorm. Group practice just GONE.  Individual practices get rescheduled.  Group Practices just disappear into the ether!  See ya never Cancelled Group Practices!  I paid for ya, I prepared for ya, I depend on ya… but it wasn’t in the cards I guess.  I’m very upset about it I guess.  Feelings coming to the forefront.  Ah well.  Been watching Schitt’s Creek.  It’s pretty good!  I feel like it’s my Title Cousin.  Crazy Sheet. Schitt’s Creek.  If you were sorting us in a library we’d be next to each other. If you were sorting us Hodgepodge Rules.  Done with bass guitar!  Strings aren’t working well.  Guess for now if I play songs I’ll just play electric guitar as a bass.  Pidgekin.  That’s a word like Hodgepodge but it feels borderline offensive!
     Alright.  Mets spring training schedule has started.  Watching the games brings to mind the question JUST HOW MUCH DOES THIS MATTER.  It’s spring training so we know it’s not a lot.  On a scale from 1-10 it can’t be more than a 3!  But is it a 1?  Is it a 3?  Will games matter at around a 5 once Regular Season Starts?  Will it STILL BE A 2.5, 3?   Less?  I dunno I’m not a Mathematician!  Hey speaking of things that come in numbers I finally got a comment on one of my blog posts!  I went to the new format that allowed responses last April.  I got a comment this weekend!  It was spam.  FUCKER.  Still progress is progress!  I haven’t taken a walk since Saturday.  HMM.  Feels like I’m going CRAZY.  I think I have to do a crapload of snow shoveling tomorrow.  Around the car.  I can’t even understand it.  It’s too much inches of snow to shovel.  How can it be done.  It’s too high to shovel.  How can you shovel so much.  That’s not mathing up.  I don’t like it!  ANYWAY.  I can use my shovel as a weapon against the person making me shovel and then flee the country.  That’s stupid.  Whoever invented the shovel must have known he was inventing one of the most dangerous weapons the world has ever seen.  Isn’t that one of the Mystery Man’s powers.  William H. Macy.  He’s the Shoveler!  Hey I came up with a joke From A Movie Already.   
    Anyway.  What’s the mystery of Mystery Men!  We know who they are.  We know what their powers are.  It’s all pretty straight forward.  Also they’re upfront about it with the public population in the film.  Not a mystery to them either!  The mystery is Is this a good film or not.  It’s pretty much the Median Film.  Really don’t know if it it’s good or bad.  IT’S PROBABLY GOOD.  If something’s bad you know it’s bad.  If you’re not sure it’s probably good.  You could say the exact thing in reverse though.  I COULD SAY ANYTHING I WANT. FREE RANGE.  THERE’S NO RULES.  Got some birthdays coming up.  Tomorrow is my Mom’s.  Friday is my Dad!  Then in October is my brother’s!  YEAH.  Anyway.  I’m the same age my parents were when they had my Brother.  What do you mean by, “Had.”  You know.  FUCKED.  Since they TOOK HIM.  No since he was introduced to their motley crew.  Anyway.  Def Leppard.  I wonder if they ever think about Lepers in terms of their name instead of Leppards.  I never did until very recently but now that I have I can’t stop.  Just imagining some Deaf Leper out there.  Could be any one of us.  Doesn’t have to be a literal Deaf Leper.  Could be a metaphor.  ANYONE OF US could be Deaf Leper.  Also Guns ‘n Roses?  Remember the hippies who literally put Roses IN Guns?  In that famous photo?  Not a rose but some sort of flower?  DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER PUNS?
   But the band name is about putting Guns IN Roses.  That’s all backwards.  That can’t be done physically!  That would cause the lab to explode trying to do that!  Ugh.  Anyway.  What if Slash was in AC/DC.  So what if he was.  Yeah that’d make sense.  He’s already there.  Anyway.  Not a lot of people know this but AC/DC’s name means that they like Atlantic City more than Washington D.C.  They rank A.C. OVER D.C. and this is how they chose to stylize it and tell people about it.  Hey Michael what did you get on your essay.  I GOT A C SLASH D C????  Man that’s a confusing grade how did you manage that one.  I DON’T KNOW???  Anyway.  Rings true!  Alright.  What else is going on in life.  Books.  School Of Rock.  Going To The Theatre.  THE THEATRE?  WHY I’VE SEEN BROADWAY PRODUCTIONS BEFORE.  I saw the adaptation of the Tom Hanks movie BIG.  When I was a kid.  It was a MUSICAL.  HIGH ART.  Made a real lasting impression on me.  I knew I never wanted to grow big based on seeing how it worked out for him.  That’s why my body chemistry told my endocrine system to tell my hormones to have me top out at 5’2!  THANKS TOM HANKS.  What’s the most respectable thing I’ve ever seen as a play.  I dunno.  AVENUE Q?  People respect that.  I respected it!  It was okay!   In retrospect who gives a shit.
     ALRIGHT.  We can’t blame Tom Hanks for me being short completely.  He’s probably not personally responsible for the spin-off of Big.  Ugh.  Tom Skanks.  That’s what I call Tom Hanks in my Burn Book.  I dunno.  I’m runnin’ on fumes here.  WHY.  I dunno.  Some people write when they’re inspired.  I write when it’s time to write.  Leads to possibly WORSE writing at points!  GO FIGURE.  Sometimes it’s for the best.  Works out to take the pressure off when I Just Know It’s Just Time To Write.  Sometimes it just leads to me writing bullshit!  There’s Plus and There’s Minus!  ALRIGHT.  Schitt’s Creek takes place in CANADA.  WHAT THE HELL.  THAT ENEMEY TERRITORY?  Not sure I feel comfortable rooting for people in that potential warzone!  It’s weird though they’re just like us.  If I didn’t know better that they were from Candada I’d almost think they were practically similar to Americans!  Anyway.  I dunno.  They go to the diner ALL THE TIME.  Seems like twice a day on regular.  What a lifestyle!  Anyway someone should alert the FCC HEY THEY MEAN SHIT’S CREEK.  THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT SHIT.  GET ON TOP OF THIS SITUATION.  It’s profanity is all I’m saying.  Alright.  Great.  We’re done!  I’ll see ya later! 

-4:30 P.M.

FEB 24 2026

    Huh.  How is everyone!  I’m doing about A Thursday.  On a scale from Monday to Sunday I’m doing Thursday.  I’ll probably always (positively?) associate Thursdays with NBC’s Can’t Miss Thursdays line-up with The Office and 30 Rock and I GUESS Community oh and Parks and Recreation and some more.  Until the day I die!  Unless I die on a Thursday.  Then I’ll associate Thursdays with Dying.  HEY DIDN’T I DIE ON THIS DAY?  Die another day.  That was a movie once.  Well even if you don’t die Today, James Bond, still a 1/7 chance you’ll die WHATEVER Day Of The Week This Is.  Still might die on A Saturday even if today is Saturday and you don’t die THIS SATURDAY.  And that’s OKAY.  I never liked James Bond or James Bond movies.  Just that one James Bond video game, Godeneye.  For Nintendo 64.  The movies I could take or leave.  And I don’t wanna take em at all!  JUST LEAVE.  Lots of caps so far this entry.  Too much Capslock, too much italics, too much rhetorical questions… something’s off!  Trying to pinpoint what causes my aversion to the James Bond franchise.  Maybe it’s just that They Suck and I’m Right.  I dunno!  OR maybe it’s cause there was one kid in my class K-8 who had it as part of his personality that he really liked James Bond and I didn’t really like that kid. So that made me dislike James Bond?  Maybe!  I could be that poor at media-appreciation skills!  Nothing’s out of the question!
   Perhaps I see myself much as a James Bond figure and thus it’s redundant to see it up upon the big screen.  I don’t do the things he does, at least not in High Stakes situation.  But I kinda got the same personality!  I’m a hero is the point.  Seems weird that we spend 30 movies rooting for a guy who’s only 007. Seems like 000-006 would be more interesting.  OR, if the numbers are in ascending order, 008+!  Anyway.  007 My DICK.  Yeah.  What’s funny about this entry so far.  Maybe it’s a satire.  Ever think about that!  No but I am now.  Okay good.  I saw Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die!  That was a good film.  Funny and good.  Nice and plump.  Into And Out Of.  What was wrong with the kid who liked James Bond.  He also really liked Star Trek!  That was the other part of his personality!  So what.  I dunno.  Something was off in his presentation.  His fault for being unlikable, not my fault for not liking him!  Feels like he had a third and/or fourth thing that He Really Liked As Part Of His Personality.  Bowling maybe.  I get shivers just thinking about it.  Who is this person.  Lots of people like bowling.  BUT IT WAS JUST THE WAY HE MADE IT HIS OWN.  Anyway.  In an era where people make their personalities all about Things They Hate, it’s nice to think of people who define themselves based on things they like!  Right?  Seems like a nice warm hearted conclusion to come to.  YEAH.  Conclude That Shit Up!
   I hate it when your phone says you have a text message or email or phone call that’s left to check or acknowledge BUT THERE IS NONE THERE.  Hey there’s a red number 1 on your text messaging alert.  BETTER CHECK IT OUT.  Wrong!  There’s nothing there!  Everything there has been checked!  What Am To Do About It!   I’m constantly on edge every time I look at my phone.  False Alert each time I see it!  That’s not funny.  Yeah but it’s Real Deal Relatable.  I dunno.  I think most people aren’t so careful about being 100% up-to-date about getting Down To Zero with their notifications.  Probably most people are comfortable with having some Notifications Left on their phone calls or texts or emails.  Things left to read or hear.  Huh.  I dunno.  Got a nice weekend coming up.  No things planned!  Just three days of HMM I DUNNO WE’LL SEE WHAT I GET TO.  Could be practically anything.  I have a Philly cheese steak planned.  Got it in advance when I ordered a rare Diner Delivery.  So that’s one thing I guess.  That’s a positive small piece of structure I think!  Friday Night Cheese Stakes!  I hated that story.  It reminded me of all that is ever wrong with my blog over the years.  Telling people what I eat.  It’s the absolute worst of me.  Yeah.  YEAH.
     In a way isn’t the blog always just telling people what I’m eating Metaphorically or Philosophically or Physically.  NO I WOULDN’T SAY SO UNLESS I WAS FORCED TO I DON’T THINK.  Is Prince Andrew going to be kept in The Tower Of London.  I don’t know what The Tower Of London is.  Barely know who Prince Andrew is!  I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON.  What exactly did Prince Andrew do.  I know he was in the Epstein files but I don’t know the specifics.  I’m going to ask my blog which is basically a one way conversation between me and a word processor!  Anyway.  Does being ultra-rich and powerful turn a person more pedophiliac?  Or does being a pedophile make you more likely to be rich and powerful?  Because there seems to be some sort of correlation between the super-rich and powerful and people who are interested in preying on young girls!  I don’t know the exact numbers but it seems that way!  Maybe for some it’s a power thing and not entirely a sex thing.  People who in their life amass a huge amount of power are statistically significantly more likely to also want to have and use power to sexually hurt and dominate underage people.Oh okay good.  Anyway WHAT CAN YA DO.  WHAT WOULD JAMES BOND DO.  That’s not really a James Bond thing.  I DUNNO I can imagine James Bond in a room somewhere using a black magic marker highlighting perpetrators names in Epstein E-mails.  And he has a thought cloud over him and in it saysI HATE MONDAYS.
   Okay.  Looks like England is doing the right thing, though!  Based on this Prince Andrew Situation at least.  Who knows.  England is the land of English people.  Greenland is the land of Greenish people.  What else is up.  Poland.  PO’ PEOPLE.  I can’t get enough of this riff!  Well I’m pretty tired of it now.  Anyway.  Is it just me or are Remote Mines the funnest in Goldeneye for Nintendo 64.  That’s one of the weapons you can use.  Drop a remote mine somewhere, anywhere on the map.  Then you can press your watch whenever you want and then it’ll explode damaging or killing anyone nearby.  Mainly to use in multiplayer.  HARD TO PULL OFF because your opponent can just keep track of what you’re doing by looking at your side of the screen!  They can check out where you’re dropping mines!  So then know where to avoid them!  But IN PREMISE Remote Mines are fun and whatknot.  Also presumably you’re looking at their side of the screen so you know when to press the EXPLODE button when they get near the mine.  So you’re cheating a bit too.  I never thought of it that way.  When I’M DOING IT it’s not cheating.  It’s just the way the game works!  When THEY DO IT it’s bending the rules.  Huh.  Maybe I’m just thinking of Proximity Mines.  Which blow themselves up whenever anyone gets near.  That way I don’t have to look at anyone else’s screen.  I LIKE THAT.  Let’s play by the book!  Ugh.  See ya later.   

-3:34 P.M.

FEB 19 2026