Author: Crazysheet

    Oh okay.  What’s going on in everyone’s overlapping Universes?  In my Spiderverse I’m going to see Scream VII tomorrow night.  How can we fit VII into the word Scream.  For fun.  Stylize it for fun.  SCRVIIM?  VIICREAM?  This is tough.  Making movies is tough!  Watched Scream I and II last night and this morning.  I think it was the right decision to kill Randy Meeks in Scream II.  There’s NO FUTURE in being a Randy.  Thank for clearing that up Kevin Williamson/Wes Craven.  Hmm.  So who is there a future being.  Most people end up dead at some point in this franchise.  Good point!  It’s a tough franchise to live in!  What franchise is safer.  I dunno HOPPERS?  That’s not a franchise it hasn’t been released yet.  SEEMS SAFE.  I DUNNO.  Hopers.  And it’s about people who HOPE.  Chauffeurs.  And it’s about people who CHAUFE.  Ugh.  His name is Randy Meeks… and his two main personality traits are being meek… and being randy… HEY you can’t control what people’s names are.  Sometimes things just work out like that.  What if Jamie Kennedy is RFK JR’s son.  I’d be like WOAH.  That’s what would happen if that happened.  Sidney Prescott sounds like the name of an old white male billionaire.  Who am I thinking of.  Most likely thinking of Prescott Bush, patriarch of Bush Political Family.  Probably wasn’t quite a billionaire.  Still was a rich old jerk.  You get the idea.
     Hmm.  All this time we’ve been rooting for a stand-in for George W Bush’s grandfather.  ALL THIS TIME.  Anyway.  I don’t like the title Scream.  Don’t tell me what to do!  Titles aren’t about giving people orders!  I’ll scream if I want to and I probably don’t want to!  Not in response to this movie!  I’ll scream about other stuff later on that has nothing to do with you!  Anyway, I got a Music Lesson tonight.  Last week administrator-person warned me for the second time that a student has complained that I smelled of something odd and potentially unallowed.  I don’t know what they’re talking about!  They brought it up first a couple of months ago.  Said I smelt like cigarettes or something else.  Like it was a real problem.  I said I DON’T SMOKE.  ANYTHING.  Especially not before class.  Totally true!  Now they got a second person who said a similar thing!  I dnuno.  While being confronted I felt like This is some sort of scam.  I don’t smoke cigarettes.  I smoke weed only intermittently and only at the end of the day AFTER I come home from class.  Then I remembered getting into trouble in middle school with teachers thinking I smoked cigarettes.  Because my Mom smokes cigarettes.  And it gets on me I guess!  So I guess this might be a repeat of that situation!  OR IT’S A SCAM.  Either way I guess I need to buy deodorant.
   Also what’s wrong with these kids.  Fuckin’ snitches!  HEY THIS PERSON I WALKD BY SMELT OF SOMETHING BETTER TELL THE AUTHORITIES.  What kind of person are you.  Narc.  Unless the administration is making it up as a pretext to ultimately kick me out of the group!  I dunno.  It’s kind of like a Don Mattingly-Sideburns situation in the baseball episode in the Simpsons I feel.  Mr Burns was the coach and kept telling him to shave his sideburns and he never had sideburns and he kept trying to accommodate him by shaving more and more but nothing pleased Coach Mr. Burns and ultimately Burns just kicked Mattingly off the team.  Anyway.  Wow.  I can relate to the Simpsons!  My life is going great!  Wait a second.  His name is Mr. BURNS.  And he’s concerned about SideBURNS.  Dose that mean anything.  It must mean something.  Everything means something.  They’re called sideburns because they’re on the side of your face and they… burn if you set them on fire?  Not sure of the etymology of that word!  Anyway.  Oh they were named after some Civil War guy named Ambrose Burnside.  Just so happened that Side is a pun.  I THINK I KNEW THAT AT SOME POINT.  Don’t mean to brag.  I knew something at some point then forgot it!  That’s how smart a guy I am!
   Okay.  What do you think is going on with this Kids Are Smelling Me Situation?  There’s ONE correct answer out there.  Maybe two!  I wonder what it is/they are!  Anyway.  I don’t like today so far!  It’s gonna be tough to turn it around at this point.  Let’s See.  HMM.  I don’t like the name of the month March.  DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.  Scream.  March.  I don’t respond well to orders from anonymous sources like Film Title or Calander Heading.  I’ll scream when I want and I’ll march when I want!  When the mood calls for it!  When it feels right!  What other months are commands.  How about July.  JEW LIE.  THAT SOUNDS ANTI SEMETIC.  And I’m PRO SEMETIC so I don’t like it!  My favorite month is May because it leaves room for discussion.  MAY?  Sure!  I’ll think about it.  MAY-BE MAY-BE NOT.  There’s a reason this riff is borderline original.  Because it’s terrible.  There’s a reason it hasn’t been done before.  Because it’s horrible.  There’s a reason you most likely haven’t thought of it before.  Because it’s not good!  Anyway.  Mix in the bad with the good.  This website is ONE PART GOOD, THREE PARTS MEDIOCRE, TWO PARTS HORRIBLE.  So a lot of times it’s gonna be horrible and mediocre! It’s a recipe for success!  Anyway my favorite part of any writing is Apologizing To The Reader.  I’ve never seen anyone do it besides me and I DO IT A LOT.
    Anyway.  Maybe that’s all people need to read today!  Someone saying they’re sorry!  I’m FILLING A NEED.  Okay.  MAY-BE I’ll try to write a real song or two this weekend instead of 10 or 12 Not Even Close To Real Songs.  That’s what I usually do when I work on music! I dunno it’s something to think about.  THINK ABOUT?  I have to THINK ABOUT something?  Yeah sure why not I can do it.  I’ve Thought About things before.  I can do it again.  It’s not the worst thing in the world.  Oh!  Okay!  Sounds like one of the worst things in the world.  IT DEPENDS about what I’m thinking about I guess.  Think about those damn kids who are so fuckin’ touchy about smelling something.  Cigarette smoke most likely.  Gotta alert the nearest authority figure they smell cigarette smoke and then point out the most likely culprit.  Think about that and write a song.  Oh Okay Good.  Now I’m turning an unpleasant situation into a gift!  WHO SUCKS NOW!  Alright.  Kids listen to music.  They’re kind of the target audience!  Teenagers at least.  Young People.  Teenagers and younger adults.  GREAT.  How am I supposed to get them to like my music.  Make Good Music That Anybody Would Like.  How am I supposed to get Anybody to like my good music.  Make Good Music That Teenagers and Younger Adults Would Like.  Oh okay I think I get it.  Anyway.  I’ll see ya later.

-3:16 P.M.

FEB 26 2026

    Yeah!  Hold on a minute.  I’ve got to write the entry.  Probably should try to make it good.  Without TRYING it will probably END UP BAD.  Now I Know How God Feels.  Not a fan of Snowstorm ’26 I Can’t Believe It That Was A Lot OF Snow.  OF?  THAT’S AN ACCIDENTAL EXTRA CAP.  Only Fans seems like a misnomer.  What do you call the person who All The Fans Are Looking At.  If this enterprise was Only Fans WHOM THE HELL IS THE CREATOR.  Also what about the Haters.  I bet there’s even more haters than fans when you tally everyone up!  Anyway.  Missed another Music Group Practice on Monday cause of SnowStorm. Group practice just GONE.  Individual practices get rescheduled.  Group Practices just disappear into the ether!  See ya never Cancelled Group Practices!  I paid for ya, I prepared for ya, I depend on ya… but it wasn’t in the cards I guess.  I’m very upset about it I guess.  Feelings coming to the forefront.  Ah well.  Been watching Schitt’s Creek.  It’s pretty good!  I feel like it’s my Title Cousin.  Crazy Sheet. Schitt’s Creek.  If you were sorting us in a library we’d be next to each other. If you were sorting us Hodgepodge Rules.  Done with bass guitar!  Strings aren’t working well.  Guess for now if I play songs I’ll just play electric guitar as a bass.  Pidgekin.  That’s a word like Hodgepodge but it feels borderline offensive!
     Alright.  Mets spring training schedule has started.  Watching the games brings to mind the question JUST HOW MUCH DOES THIS MATTER.  It’s spring training so we know it’s not a lot.  On a scale from 1-10 it can’t be more than a 3!  But is it a 1?  Is it a 3?  Will games matter at around a 5 once Regular Season Starts?  Will it STILL BE A 2.5, 3?   Less?  I dunno I’m not a Mathematician!  Hey speaking of things that come in numbers I finally got a comment on one of my blog posts!  I went to the new format that allowed responses last April.  I got a comment this weekend!  It was spam.  FUCKER.  Still progress is progress!  I haven’t taken a walk since Saturday.  HMM.  Feels like I’m going CRAZY.  I think I have to do a crapload of snow shoveling tomorrow.  Around the car.  I can’t even understand it.  It’s too much inches of snow to shovel.  How can it be done.  It’s too high to shovel.  How can you shovel so much.  That’s not mathing up.  I don’t like it!  ANYWAY.  I can use my shovel as a weapon against the person making me shovel and then flee the country.  That’s stupid.  Whoever invented the shovel must have known he was inventing one of the most dangerous weapons the world has ever seen.  Isn’t that one of the Mystery Man’s powers.  William H. Macy.  He’s the Shoveler!  Hey I came up with a joke From A Movie Already.   
    Anyway.  What’s the mystery of Mystery Men!  We know who they are.  We know what their powers are.  It’s all pretty straight forward.  Also they’re upfront about it with the public population in the film.  Not a mystery to them either!  The mystery is Is this a good film or not.  It’s pretty much the Median Film.  Really don’t know if it it’s good or bad.  IT’S PROBABLY GOOD.  If something’s bad you know it’s bad.  If you’re not sure it’s probably good.  You could say the exact thing in reverse though.  I COULD SAY ANYTHING I WANT. FREE RANGE.  THERE’S NO RULES.  Got some birthdays coming up.  Tomorrow is my Mom’s.  Friday is my Dad!  Then in October is my brother’s!  YEAH.  Anyway.  I’m the same age my parents were when they had my Brother.  What do you mean by, “Had.”  You know.  FUCKED.  Since they TOOK HIM.  No since he was introduced to their motley crew.  Anyway.  Def Leppard.  I wonder if they ever think about Lepers in terms of their name instead of Leppards.  I never did until very recently but now that I have I can’t stop.  Just imagining some Deaf Leper out there.  Could be any one of us.  Doesn’t have to be a literal Deaf Leper.  Could be a metaphor.  ANYONE OF US could be Deaf Leper.  Also Guns ‘n Roses?  Remember the hippies who literally put Roses IN Guns?  In that famous photo?  Not a rose but some sort of flower?  DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER PUNS?
   But the band name is about putting Guns IN Roses.  That’s all backwards.  That can’t be done physically!  That would cause the lab to explode trying to do that!  Ugh.  Anyway.  What if Slash was in AC/DC.  So what if he was.  Yeah that’d make sense.  He’s already there.  Anyway.  Not a lot of people know this but AC/DC’s name means that they like Atlantic City more than Washington D.C.  They rank A.C. OVER D.C. and this is how they chose to stylize it and tell people about it.  Hey Michael what did you get on your essay.  I GOT A C SLASH D C????  Man that’s a confusing grade how did you manage that one.  I DON’T KNOW???  Anyway.  Rings true!  Alright.  What else is going on in life.  Books.  School Of Rock.  Going To The Theatre.  THE THEATRE?  WHY I’VE SEEN BROADWAY PRODUCTIONS BEFORE.  I saw the adaptation of the Tom Hanks movie BIG.  When I was a kid.  It was a MUSICAL.  HIGH ART.  Made a real lasting impression on me.  I knew I never wanted to grow big based on seeing how it worked out for him.  That’s why my body chemistry told my endocrine system to tell my hormones to have me top out at 5’2!  THANKS TOM HANKS.  What’s the most respectable thing I’ve ever seen as a play.  I dunno.  AVENUE Q?  People respect that.  I respected it!  It was okay!   In retrospect who gives a shit.
     ALRIGHT.  We can’t blame Tom Hanks for me being short completely.  He’s probably not personally responsible for the spin-off of Big.  Ugh.  Tom Skanks.  That’s what I call Tom Hanks in my Burn Book.  I dunno.  I’m runnin’ on fumes here.  WHY.  I dunno.  Some people write when they’re inspired.  I write when it’s time to write.  Leads to possibly WORSE writing at points!  GO FIGURE.  Sometimes it’s for the best.  Works out to take the pressure off when I Just Know It’s Just Time To Write.  Sometimes it just leads to me writing bullshit!  There’s Plus and There’s Minus!  ALRIGHT.  Schitt’s Creek takes place in CANADA.  WHAT THE HELL.  THAT ENEMEY TERRITORY?  Not sure I feel comfortable rooting for people in that potential warzone!  It’s weird though they’re just like us.  If I didn’t know better that they were from Candada I’d almost think they were practically similar to Americans!  Anyway.  I dunno.  They go to the diner ALL THE TIME.  Seems like twice a day on regular.  What a lifestyle!  Anyway someone should alert the FCC HEY THEY MEAN SHIT’S CREEK.  THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT SHIT.  GET ON TOP OF THIS SITUATION.  It’s profanity is all I’m saying.  Alright.  Great.  We’re done!  I’ll see ya later! 

-4:30 P.M.

FEB 24 2026

    Huh.  How is everyone!  I’m doing about A Thursday.  On a scale from Monday to Sunday I’m doing Thursday.  I’ll probably always (positively?) associate Thursdays with NBC’s Can’t Miss Thursdays line-up with The Office and 30 Rock and I GUESS Community oh and Parks and Recreation and some more.  Until the day I die!  Unless I die on a Thursday.  Then I’ll associate Thursdays with Dying.  HEY DIDN’T I DIE ON THIS DAY?  Die another day.  That was a movie once.  Well even if you don’t die Today, James Bond, still a 1/7 chance you’ll die WHATEVER Day Of The Week This Is.  Still might die on A Saturday even if today is Saturday and you don’t die THIS SATURDAY.  And that’s OKAY.  I never liked James Bond or James Bond movies.  Just that one James Bond video game, Godeneye.  For Nintendo 64.  The movies I could take or leave.  And I don’t wanna take em at all!  JUST LEAVE.  Lots of caps so far this entry.  Too much Capslock, too much italics, too much rhetorical questions… something’s off!  Trying to pinpoint what causes my aversion to the James Bond franchise.  Maybe it’s just that They Suck and I’m Right.  I dunno!  OR maybe it’s cause there was one kid in my class K-8 who had it as part of his personality that he really liked James Bond and I didn’t really like that kid. So that made me dislike James Bond?  Maybe!  I could be that poor at media-appreciation skills!  Nothing’s out of the question!
   Perhaps I see myself much as a James Bond figure and thus it’s redundant to see it up upon the big screen.  I don’t do the things he does, at least not in High Stakes situation.  But I kinda got the same personality!  I’m a hero is the point.  Seems weird that we spend 30 movies rooting for a guy who’s only 007. Seems like 000-006 would be more interesting.  OR, if the numbers are in ascending order, 008+!  Anyway.  007 My DICK.  Yeah.  What’s funny about this entry so far.  Maybe it’s a satire.  Ever think about that!  No but I am now.  Okay good.  I saw Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die!  That was a good film.  Funny and good.  Nice and plump.  Into And Out Of.  What was wrong with the kid who liked James Bond.  He also really liked Star Trek!  That was the other part of his personality!  So what.  I dunno.  Something was off in his presentation.  His fault for being unlikable, not my fault for not liking him!  Feels like he had a third and/or fourth thing that He Really Liked As Part Of His Personality.  Bowling maybe.  I get shivers just thinking about it.  Who is this person.  Lots of people like bowling.  BUT IT WAS JUST THE WAY HE MADE IT HIS OWN.  Anyway.  In an era where people make their personalities all about Things They Hate, it’s nice to think of people who define themselves based on things they like!  Right?  Seems like a nice warm hearted conclusion to come to.  YEAH.  Conclude That Shit Up!
   I hate it when your phone says you have a text message or email or phone call that’s left to check or acknowledge BUT THERE IS NONE THERE.  Hey there’s a red number 1 on your text messaging alert.  BETTER CHECK IT OUT.  Wrong!  There’s nothing there!  Everything there has been checked!  What Am To Do About It!   I’m constantly on edge every time I look at my phone.  False Alert each time I see it!  That’s not funny.  Yeah but it’s Real Deal Relatable.  I dunno.  I think most people aren’t so careful about being 100% up-to-date about getting Down To Zero with their notifications.  Probably most people are comfortable with having some Notifications Left on their phone calls or texts or emails.  Things left to read or hear.  Huh.  I dunno.  Got a nice weekend coming up.  No things planned!  Just three days of HMM I DUNNO WE’LL SEE WHAT I GET TO.  Could be practically anything.  I have a Philly cheese steak planned.  Got it in advance when I ordered a rare Diner Delivery.  So that’s one thing I guess.  That’s a positive small piece of structure I think!  Friday Night Cheese Stakes!  I hated that story.  It reminded me of all that is ever wrong with my blog over the years.  Telling people what I eat.  It’s the absolute worst of me.  Yeah.  YEAH.
     In a way isn’t the blog always just telling people what I’m eating Metaphorically or Philosophically or Physically.  NO I WOULDN’T SAY SO UNLESS I WAS FORCED TO I DON’T THINK.  Is Prince Andrew going to be kept in The Tower Of London.  I don’t know what The Tower Of London is.  Barely know who Prince Andrew is!  I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON.  What exactly did Prince Andrew do.  I know he was in the Epstein files but I don’t know the specifics.  I’m going to ask my blog which is basically a one way conversation between me and a word processor!  Anyway.  Does being ultra-rich and powerful turn a person more pedophiliac?  Or does being a pedophile make you more likely to be rich and powerful?  Because there seems to be some sort of correlation between the super-rich and powerful and people who are interested in preying on young girls!  I don’t know the exact numbers but it seems that way!  Maybe for some it’s a power thing and not entirely a sex thing.  People who in their life amass a huge amount of power are statistically significantly more likely to also want to have and use power to sexually hurt and dominate underage people.Oh okay good.  Anyway WHAT CAN YA DO.  WHAT WOULD JAMES BOND DO.  That’s not really a James Bond thing.  I DUNNO I can imagine James Bond in a room somewhere using a black magic marker highlighting perpetrators names in Epstein E-mails.  And he has a thought cloud over him and in it saysI HATE MONDAYS.
   Okay.  Looks like England is doing the right thing, though!  Based on this Prince Andrew Situation at least.  Who knows.  England is the land of English people.  Greenland is the land of Greenish people.  What else is up.  Poland.  PO’ PEOPLE.  I can’t get enough of this riff!  Well I’m pretty tired of it now.  Anyway.  Is it just me or are Remote Mines the funnest in Goldeneye for Nintendo 64.  That’s one of the weapons you can use.  Drop a remote mine somewhere, anywhere on the map.  Then you can press your watch whenever you want and then it’ll explode damaging or killing anyone nearby.  Mainly to use in multiplayer.  HARD TO PULL OFF because your opponent can just keep track of what you’re doing by looking at your side of the screen!  They can check out where you’re dropping mines!  So then know where to avoid them!  But IN PREMISE Remote Mines are fun and whatknot.  Also presumably you’re looking at their side of the screen so you know when to press the EXPLODE button when they get near the mine.  So you’re cheating a bit too.  I never thought of it that way.  When I’M DOING IT it’s not cheating.  It’s just the way the game works!  When THEY DO IT it’s bending the rules.  Huh.  Maybe I’m just thinking of Proximity Mines.  Which blow themselves up whenever anyone gets near.  That way I don’t have to look at anyone else’s screen.  I LIKE THAT.  Let’s play by the book!  Ugh.  See ya later.   

-3:34 P.M.

FEB 19 2026      

    Okay.  What’s so bad about this title.  No worse than any other title.  People keep dying.  When will it end.  It feels like we’re in the Twilight Zone or something.  The plot of the episode isPeople Keep Dying and a Nation Watches With Bated Breath.  I learned scientifically when I was a kid people are born 3x I think as much as people die.  That could be wrong now!  GOOGLE says it’s closer to 2x as much now.  GOOGLE?  I TRUST THAT GUY.  Gonna see that GL HF Don’t Die tonight.  DD isn’t ready as an acronym.  The first two thirds were, though, so I utilized them!  Maybe a few people said DD and that inspired the movie.  Good luck have fun Dungeuns Dragons.  That’s what people sometimes said when they initiated a Dungeons Dragons game.  Good Luck Have Funs Dungeons Dragons.  Then they got their Roll on.  Roll some dice.  Anyway, I’m going into the city to see the movie with my brother.  The NEW YORK city.  Not just any city!  The main one!  It’s nice, you’d like it!  Lots of hot dog carts in the 2 blocks of Penn Station and neighboring Movie movie theater block.  Probably like 4-8.  You want a hot dog?  They got it covered!  You want a hot dog that isn’t covered with anything?  That can be achieved too!
   Ugh.  I don’t like how people keep quitting my School Of Rick class, especially the other guitarists.  I was the only guitarist who showed up yesterday!  It’s bad enough to be on every song!  Now I don’t even have accompaniment!  Not guitar accompaniment at least!  Anyway.  Gotta play with these leftover jerks.  Anyone worth a damn has left.  If ya had any self respect you’d have left the group once I showed up!  Well, once it became clear I’m a jerk at least.  If you’re willing to play with me it’s clear you’re dumb and you suck!  Basically I judge people on their willingness to engage with me on a reverse sliding scale!  Anyway.  Why is Michael putting all of us down.  Because he hates himself and that extrapolates to people who like and/or support him.  Oh Makes Sense.  I’m worried this movie will be hard to follow.  It’s Science Fiction.  That’s TWO things to keep track of.  Science AND Fiction.  Some movies are Fiction.  Some movies are Science… I guess… This movie is a combination!  Gonna be tough to keep up!  Did more music this past weekend.  Not good enough!  Sorry Everyone!  But it set me up for some more music this upcoming weekend!  Should be okay.  I guess.  Story of my life! Not Good Enough, Should Be Okay!
     That sounds WRONG somehow.  It sounds like what I might THINK the story of my life is but it also sounds like I Could Might Be Getting It Wrong!  Story of my life!  Texas Chainsaw Massacre!  That’s not the story of my life either!  Never been to Texas… Never encountered a Chainsaw Massacre… NOTHIN! TCM is a good acronym.  Turner Classic Movies.  That was a channel when I was a kid.  On cable!  They played Classic Movies that Ted Turner personally curated and gave little talks about during the intermissions.  I don’t believe it.  That’s really where I got my inspiration for my voice for this website!  TED TURNER.  MOVIE INTERVENTIONS.  ON CABLE TV.  You wouldn’t have thought so but that’s why I’m telling you now to set you straight. Anyway.  I had 3-4 dreams over the last 2 weeks of Music.  Dreamt up songs.  Pretty sure they were original songs.  Not the first time that’s happened!  Of course I didn’t remember them when I woke up.  That’d be too convenient!  THANKS A LOT DREAMS. The point is if I can dream it I can do it.  – MLKJR.  When Martin Luther King II was talking about, The “Ultimate,” Dream, surely he was talking about white men making good enough mediocre music.  I wanted to say white kids cause I identify as a kid but I’m too old at this point.  Maybe one day in the future I will be a kid again.  Perhaps in the coming decades we Crack Some Health or Technology Codes such that we dramatically increase Lifespan!  So when I’m sixty, I’d be expected to live until I’m 300!  LOOK WHO’SE A KID AGAIN at that point!  We are not on that trajectory.
   That’s good who needs it.  I’ve never seen a 110 year old and thoughtI’d like to do that for 200 years. It’d be different, though!  In this scenario living to be 200, it’d be more pleasant!  Oh good great.  Keep me updated on your progress as it progresses.  Why do I want to be a kid.  I don’t want to be a kid.  Good point.  Just don’t wanna be an adult, either!  Surely there’s a third option!  Elderly.  No an-inbetween!  You know not a kid but not yet an adult.  Something the Epstein Class might be interested in pursuing as prey!  Michael just be an adult.  Okay.  A DOLT?  WHAT’D YOU CALL ME?  Being an adult, with great powers comes great responsibilities.  That’s the catch phrase for being an adult.  You have great powers because you’re in your prime.  When you’re 28-30 that’s when your POWER develops.  You hit the most HOMERUNS and DOUBLES those years.  Make the most of it or let it pass you by, it’s your choice.  I’m 37.  My baseball career is over I guess at this point now that I think about it!  Not a lot of 38+ Y.O. players. Wow time just flies by.  Guess I’m done with baseball.  I’m not really the coaching type.  And being a color commentator is a lot of work for nothing.  They just talk and talk and talk and FOR WHAT.  I like color commentators.  Everyone does.  THEY TALK A BIG GAME, I DUNNO.  Somethin’s OFF with color commentators I feel!    
   Alright.  Is it possible rightwing racist people who talk shit think of themselves primarily as Color Commentators.  That’s a euphemism that they might go by.  I dunno.  Jesse Jackson sure did a lot.  I just opened up his Wikipedia page.  It’s long!  How come there’s no mention of his time in The Jackson Five?  Erased From Existence!  Anyway.  What does my generation know about Jesse Jackson?  I can picture him speaking at Democratic Conventions.  Not just one.  Multiple ones!  He speaks at one.  That’s not enough.  Then he speaks at another one!  Dunno what he’s doing there.  Running for president maybe!  Perhaps talking on behalf of another candidate in another!  Either way now he’s at That Big Democratic Convention In The Sky!  SPEAKING probably. If that’s what he wants to do.  Up to him!  Anyway happy Presidents’ Week!  This year we honor JOHN F KENNEDY.  We cycle through all the presidents.  JFK this year.  He was okay!  Gave lots of speeches.  Got shot while driving a car.  Wasn’t enough for him, had to have a passenger get shot too!  Texas Governor John Connally!  Anyway.  I really should learn how to drive a car.  PARK A CAR, TOO.  Which do you learn first!  It’s like a chicken or the egg thing on which to learn first.  How can you drive if you don’t how how to park.  YOU WOULD HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO HOW AND WHEN TO STOP, ETC, ETC, ETC. And how can you PARK if you don’t know how to DR…I guess you can learn how to park without ACTUALLY parking. You can learn things without actually doing them!   The good news is I’ll see ya later.

-2:54 P.M.

FEB 17 2026

    Sure!  The Only Thing To Be Afraid Of Is FDR Himself.  You can’t spell Afraid without, “FDR.”  Thinking about going to see that movie about GOATS this weekend.  I’m gonna go backwards… STAG.  Also remove the, “O,” for good luck.  It’s a movie about a SHORT person (short goat) who presumably succeeds despite his height!  Where was this movie when I was a kid!  In the future.  Lotta good that did me!  Maybe if they made this movie when I was 12 or something I coulda been inspired.  Instead the only movies to inspire me were THE CIDAR HOUSE RULES and K-PAX.  Never seen either of them.  I saw K-Pax.  Not sure why.  If I was Roger Ebert my reviews would be, “The Cider House Rules’ Rules!”  And “K-Pax’ is sure to live up to its name and usher in some sort of long period of world peace that’s how good this movie was!  Thanks to K (K-evin Spacey?)”  Oh.  Now I get the title of the entry.  Starting to seem to be very relevant to the entry.  Not always the case!  Sometimes it is.  His name is SPACE-Y.  Like FROM SPACE!  Look everyone I found a clue.  Well anyway. I’m in a bit of a time crunch.  Got Music Lesson tonight.  Welcome to my world!  James Van Der Beek died.  Rules Of Attraction (another, “Rules,” movie!) was a very meaningful movie to me!  I watched it while on mushrooms!  I wouldn’t say I enjoyed the Hell out of it but it really registered with me!  Taught me Everybody Is Sociopathic.  Was it the right lesson?  Was it wrong?  Hard to say!
    We’ll still have to see whether that lesson pays off in the long run!  I dunno.  I learned more positive lessons from other movies, don’t worry!  Other movies taught me people are good Like Batman.  DARK KNIGHT taught me This City Just Showed You It’s Full Of Decent People Ready To Do The Right Thing.  DUMB AND DUMBER taught me these guys are idiots in a way that is bizarre and not lifelike but I believe it anyway, good acting.  WALK THE LINE taught me Hey this guy Juaquin Pheonix looks and sounds JUST LIKE Johnny Cash I don’t believe it.  We can learn so much from movies if we just open ourselves up.  Whatever.  The Dark Knight is such an amazing title because it’s my FIRST instinct DESPITE the, “K,” to think of it in terms of it meaning, “The Dark Night.”  YEAH I Know Batman’s nickname is The Dark Knight.  But I just think of the movie as really being about Hey Gotham is going through some tough times.  It’s a dark night in Gotham.  And that’s the primary definition of the title.  Despite that there, “K.”  To drill this point home some more if you asked me what The Dark Knight is about I wouldn’t say IT’s ABOUT BATMAN… a.k.a. The Dark Knight!  I’d say it’s about THE DARK NIGHT.     
   On the other hand The Dark Knight Rises IS about Batman getting up.  Sorry!  That’s my opinion.  Some poor formatting in the last paragraph.  Italics and caps and quotation marks.  Real confusing!  I hope you made it through okay.  If Johnny Cash was in his prime today he’d be releasing singles like Johnny Cash– MONEY IN THE BANK (featuring Stoozey) or something.  Cause his last name is Cash.  And he’d want to play with that.  I dunno.  Well now I have to call myself Stoozey I think.  Came from somewhere.  That’s been somewhere in my mind this entire time!  As was the title, “Money In The Bank,” but who cares about that.  I wanna call myself STOOZEY!  If not me then it’d just be someone worse.  If someone has to be Stoozey it might as well be me!  I’d do the best job with it!  Anyway.  Valentine’s Day coming up.  Ironically St Valentine probably never had a valentine.  He was a Saint.  They don’t do romance!  They save themselves for Gay Jesus per my understanding!  I wonder if he’s looking down from Heaven at all the people getting laid in his honor and is jealous.  Bitter.  I bet he gets off on being somewhat responsible for the uptick in love making that’s going on.  Fuckin’ pervert.  NOT A FAN of St Valentine.  Are you supposed to think of St Valentine while having sex on February 14^th.  Yeh.  Alright.  OK.  The Uptick is a good band name.
    No it’s not!  There are very few good band names!  Think of how many bands you know that are out there—not a lot!  NOW think of how many of those that have band names you actually like—even a smaller subset!  THAT’S how few good band names there are!  Anyway.  Maybe I’ll do some more music this weekend!  Maybe it’ll be better than last weekend!  Maybe it’ll be good enough to share!  SONNY AND CHER.  I may not know Sonny and/or Cher if not for Groundhog Day.  Groundhog, eh.  Did they get their name because Mankind was like Can this animal TAKE UP ANY MORE SPACE?  I mean C’MON.  Just hogging all the ground.  Leave some ground for the rest of us!  NO Michael I think it’s a KIND OF Hog.  A Ground Hog.  ALL HOGS are ground hogs.  What, other kinds of hogs live in trees?  WRONG!  Also it’s clearly NOT a kind of hog!  Look at it!  Science will confirm this suspicion, too, if you look it up!  Anyway Google just says It’s named that because HEY IT LIVES AND FORAGES ON THE GROUND and also HEY IT KINDA LOOK LIKE A PIG DON’T IT.  Just Real Dumb job whoever named it.   Terrible.
   Well, anyway.  Groundhog Day is like Minority Report.  Not Groundhog Day the movie, the process.  Discuss.  I assume the main character in GOAT is some sort of Goat.  My first guess is the cast is populated by all sorts of species who are all friends.  My second guess is Mostly Goats.  It’s a pun on Greatest Of All Time.  I’m HIP I know acronyms.  Should make a movie called HIPPO about Hip animals that are Pissed Off.  How can the hero of Goat be a G.O.A.T. though?  He’s just starting off in professional sport per my understanding.  Gotta wait until the latter part of your career to be the greatest!  You can’t be the greatest of all time as a rookie!  WRONG Michael gotta be the G.O.A.T. the entire time.  Other people might not yet SEE you as the GOAT from the beginning BUT YOU ARE whether they see it or not!  Oh.  Okay.  Makes sense.  Also let’s not forget he is literally a goat.  So for him he’ll always be goat no matter how successful he is at sports!  LUCKY.  Goats are lucky to be goats.  I didn’t used to think that but now I do.  Well, anyway.  Goats are evil, right?  Traditionally?  Isn’t the devil sometimes a goat?  I think goats are neutral.  Goats can be good guys, too! They’re helpful on farms!  I dunno.  Either way I got my guard up a little bit on this movie being a message for Evil!  That’s how I feel going into EVERY Movie.  More or less I guess!  Couldn’t hurt to be prepared.  Anyway.  That’s all for today!  See ya later!

-4:50 P.M. 

FEB 12 2026

    Ok Okay let’s go.  It feels like they spiked my cold brew coffee at Starbucks today.  It has the aftertaste of liquor.  I’m not getting drunk or anything, but it smacks of that liquorish (NOT LICORICE) assault on the palate coming during the second half of tasting drinking something.  First half of drinking it is fine.  Ah this is iced coffee.  Second half iswait a second this is bitter and unpleasant like a whiskey or a vodka.  MICHAEL IS IT POSSIBLE THAT’S JUST WHAT COFFEE TASTES LIKE?  I don’t think so.  I could be wrong though.  I could be very wrong.  I wish I was getting drunk.  I drank a bit during Show on Saturday!  Four or five light beers all in all!  3 before I went on!  That’s good enough!  I DID good enough!  Five songs up, five songs down!  Not in a row!  Intersperesed with another Adult Group from Long Island!  Three or four I did well, I did one of two solos decently, I HUNG IN TEHRE, I was able to tune my guitar back and forth APTLY, plus I got a ride to the show from a classmate, and SPIRITS WERE HIGH among bandmates who shew up.  ALL IN ALL IT WAS A WIN.  WE PLAYED THE SONGS.  THE BAND WON.  The other band seemed pretty professional.  Adult group from some other Long Island SOR Branch.  The lead singer was wearing a sweatshirt that saidInvade Canada.  This guy is taking Being A Rock Musician pretty Seriously!  I was impressed!  And offended.  And impressed!
    Anyway.  Finished a Half Hour Music Track on Saturday!  Based on music from three sessions over the course of the last two weeks Mostly Saturday!  Thinkin’ about sharing it with everyone!  All of you!  Leaning towards NOT!  I have until The End to decide!  It’ll give you a taste of what I’ve been doing the last year.  Why should you get a taste.  Taste is fun!  Best of the senses.  You get to choose what you taste for the most part.  Not so with sight!  You’re bombarded with horrors and terrors that you must look at all the time.  Imagine.  Okay.  Primordial Man (What we now call ENCINO Man these days) used Taste as more or less the scientific method to determine if something was safe to eat.  We don’t need to do that anymore!  We already figured everything out!  Now we get to just eat stuff we know is good!  Some people eat paste.  For the taste?  What a waste.  IN INDIA THERE IS a system that is Caste.  You gotta be a real dumb kid to eat paste.  It doesn’t even look appetizing.  It’s not likeOkay Dumb Kid I know it looks like it would taste good or feel good in your mouth but just trust me on this one you don’t wanna eat it. NO.  IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK GOOD COMING OUT OF THE TUBE.  WHAT ARE YOU THINKING YOU IMBECILE.  Maybe they’re just trying to be rebels.  They play by their own set of rules!  They’re not eating it for the taste they’re eating it to SEND A MESSAGE.  It’s like, punk.  I dunno.  Look Ramones specifically wanted to SNIFF some glue.  Ramones Didn’t EAT glue.  Unless they did later on.  After the song was over.  Can’t count anything out!
   I never sniffed glue but I sniffed some markers.  I don’t think that gets you high.  But they do have interesting aromas sometimes!  Anyway.  I constantly forget The Ramones aren’t actually brothers.  My default is believing they’re all brothers.  And … Ramone is all of them’s real names.  And then once in a while something reminds me it’s just an act and they’re actually strangers who are pretending to be brothers for the sake of the band.  And then after a long enough time that knowledge fades away again.  It’s fun to believe in something!  Anyway I re-watched the two animated Spiderverse movies this weekend.  Great.  Now EVERYONE’S a Spiderman.  I dunno how I feel about that.  Kinda makes it less special to be a Spiderman!  What do I care.  I’m not Spiderman.  Well not TODAY.  But I might be SOMEDAY.  And that day My Spiderman Experience will be cheapened because EVERYONE will be Spiderman as well!  I dunno.  I really liked the first one.  Lots of good bits of that movie.  Second one was just okay!  But Michael part of being Spiderman is that you appreciate there being other Spidermen in the Spiderverse because you like being friends with Spiderpeople.  Well NOW I guess that’s how it works.  Didn’t USED TO BE THAT WAY.  Not in my day!  In my day Spiderman just related to REGULAR PEOPLE.  Spiderman had 0-2 friends, 0-2 romantic partners, 0-2 jobs or school commitments, 0-2 family members, and that was enough!  I guess if he Busted Out on all of those it wouldn’t be enough.  A story line where Spiderman had Zero Everything, that Spiderman might be very frustrated!  I DUNNO.
    Huh.  Spiderman huh.  We can’t trust Spiderman to solve our problems.  He’s always fighting some fantastical villain that’d never exist in real life.  HEY SPIDERMAN, how about doing something that’ll actually help alleviate REAL WORLD ISSUES.  I don’t think DOC OCK is gonna actually ever occur on EARTH: The Real One!  MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL FOR ONCE.  I dunno.  I’m angry at make believe hero for only being useful for make believe problems.  YEAH.  Hey whatever.  Does Spiderman identify with Spiders.  Does he see spiders as Relative.  Does he think of spider as part of his family tree.  To me he just seems like a man exploiting his Spider DNA.  SPIDER DNA APPROPRIATION.  There should be a storyline where he has to get in touch with his Spider Roots to become a better SPIDERMan.  THERE PROBABLY HAS BEEN at some point.  If I came up with it someone else could have too!  He becomes friends with other spiders and is like HEY WHAT CAN I LEARN FROM YOU so I could be better at being a spider.  I’m taking this seriously.  Hmm.  There’s probably a version of Spiderman where one of his powers is teaming up with Spiders to defeat or at least annoy his enemies.  Yeah.  That’s okay I guess.  I want Spiderman to become more of a Spider and less of a man, though!  I’ve seen plenty of movies about men!  Almost all movies are about men!  Not so many movies out there about people who are really spiders, though! 
    Sure.  Spiderman is okay.  Spidermen are okay.  Spiderpeople are okay.  Spideranything are okay.  Anything that was ever bitten by a radioactive spider and then decided to fight crime is OKAY.  Do spiders even really bite people.  Just checked google and said yes but it’s rare.  Hmm.  Well it’s a radioactive spider.  It’s Angry because it’s radioactive and it’s taking out that anger on you.  Through biting.  Oh okay.  How come the radioactive spider itself never achieves consciousness and fights crime.  It’s radioactive, who knows what it’s capable of!  Radioactive means Anything Can Happen.  That’s science.  Is Spiderman himself radioactive now.  Does he have to be concerned about Cancer?  I’d be!  He can use his spiderman powers to defeat the cancer.  One thing cancels the other out.  Cancel Cancer.  Cancel Culture.  Whatever.  I wonder if people 400 years from now will look back at Beginning Of The Millenium Culture and determine, MODEWISE,Man, these people really liked this Spiderman character.  A lot.  Just couldn’t get enough!  Spiderman was everyone’s favorite!  MATTHEW MODINE.  Anyway.  HEY There’s just as many Fast And Furiousness as there are Spidermen!  MAYBE NOT but Close to it, at least!  We must love fast and furious too.  Each time it gets faster and each time it gets more furious!  Anyway.  Coda— what if you were bitten by a Radioactive Spiderman?  What would YOU become? That’s it.  I’ll see ya later!

-4:25 P.M.

FEB 10 2026

    Yeah!  How’s everyone doing today?  I’m wearing a shirt.  I think I chose the right shirt for the day.  Slightly heavier shirt such that I don’t need to wear both a winter jacket AND shweatshirt under it when I go outside.  Just the winter jacket.  There’s No Nut November followed by Winter Jack-It.  Makes sense!  Been watching Christopher Guest films slightly in honor of Catherine O’ Hara.  For some reason Fred Willard used to get on my nerves but now, right now, I’m in the mood for Fred Willard.  When I was a kid Fred Willard was out of pocket.  But now Fred Willard is in the zone!  It’s possible I don’t think I know what, “Out Of Pocket,” means.  Anyway.  It’s ironic that Catherine O’ Hara’s character presumably spent time in Chicago’s O’ Hare airport station during Home Alone.  It’s possible I don’t think I Know what irony is.  It’s NOTABLE at least.  That’s a conversation starter.  Next time you’re at a mixer or social meet ‘n greet you can bring that up!  Why did Kevin McCalister have to pretend to be a TV Gangster when accepting his pizza.  He could just answer the door as himself!  Not like the teenage pizza guy would be like WHAT?  A KID ANSWERING THE DOOR?  TO GET PIZZA?  I BETTER ALERT THE POLICE.  Also I’m pretty sure you can tell if something is being said out loud or on TV.  TV sounds different than live human!  Especially if it’s being said in 1940’s static-y Gangster Talk!
   Well whatever.  This website is primarily a Movie Plot Hole blog.  80% is window dressing of me talking about my life just to get you in the door for the 20% me complaining about bits of movies that don’t really check out.  Anyway.  I hope Kevin McCaslister is refrigerating the pizza he isn’t eating.  Maybe he’s gonna eat the entire pie in one sitting.  I’ve done that before for the novelty of it!  I was aided by whiskey though and I don’t think he was drinking or doing any drugs though.  That’d be a slightly different movie!  I made my family disappear.  I Made My Family Disappear! …Time to finally try acid!  That sort of thing.  Huh.  Joe Pesci in Home Alone is a Short King let’s talk about it!  Huh.  I had that piece of shit tape recorder thing from Home Alone II they marketed the hell out of.  What was special about it?  That it could slow down what you recorded so voice sounds deeper!  Was that it?  Either way I owned a piece of movie history!  I don’t think I ever got into any trouble with it.  Didn’t purchase any hotel rooms pretending to be an adult with a Deep Slow Voice.  Cause I’m not a SOCIOPATH like Kevin McCalister.  Didn’t steal my dad’s credit card number because I’m not a BAD SEED like he would turn out to be later on (although the clues were already there if we looked!)
   Anyway.  Also JUST WOULDN’T WORK in real life.  Nobody would buy that’s a real adult person talking!  Get real!  Anyway watched the Muppet Special last night.  That was okay.  Not sure who my favorite Muppet is.  I’m just glad they all found each other and are friends for the most part.  Actually a lot of them are pretty hostile with each other.  YEAH but it’s all in good fun I think!  I dunno.  When I was a kid we didn’t have Muppets.  We had Muppet Babies.  Which was catered to kids completely and had a very different vibe!  I DON’T REALLY REMEMBER the vibe.  They were tinier and animated.  That’s about all I remember!  Characters were kinda dumbed down versions of The Regular Muppets, I think.  Can’t say for sure—I Don’t Remember!  Anyway.  HEY are the Muppets making fun of us?!?!  They’re calling US MUPPETS?  They’re muppets but they’re relatable to us so in a way Humans are like Muppets SO YOU’RE SAYING I’M A MUPPET?  Is that what you’re saying Kermit?  YOU JERK?  CALLING ME A MUPPET?  I DON’T LIKE IT!  Woah I just imagined WHAT IF I WAS A MUPPET and it was a dream come true.  It was like what if I was in a group of friends and belonged.  Can’t be in a group of friends and belong Being Human!  Gotta be MUPPET to get that sort of feeling!  Also it’s because they are each exactly a very precise character.  I dunno WHY each muppet HAS TO BE exactly that way.  But they clearly are an exact weird character and it must be for SOME Reason.  That’s another reason Being A Muppet is great! 
    Okay.  Let’s see.  Gonna have to do a little bit of guitar practice before my guitar practice tonight.  Spend half an hour doing the songs myself before doing them with the teacher later on!  Gonna wanna be slightly prepared to do a half-assed (the ass should be half-full) job for when we go over the songs during my lesson tonight!  Anyway.  With, “Ass,” the word, “Glass,” IS half full!  AMAZING.  Looking forward to the new Scream movie.  I solidly like TWO OR THREE out of six of these movies so far!  That’s more movies than you’ve ever made that I’ve liked.  Probably.  I don’t think I’ve ever been in a movie.  I’ve been on TV once or twice.  The NEWS and whatknot.  Human interest stories.  I don’t remember.  I wasn’t the focus of the piece, I was B-roll footage and whatknot.  Didn’t lead to anything bigger.  Go figure!  What’s bigger than TV.  A BIGGER TV?  I dunno.  I don’t think I’d wanna be on TV these-a-days.  Not confident on my appearance, or skillset, or anything I’d bring to the table in any sort of way!  Leave me out of it, that’s how I feel!  What if it turns out I’m the killer in Scream VII.  I think I’d remember appearing in a movie!  I didn’t do that!  Well maybe someone playing me is the killer in Scream VII.  Nobody can play me!  That’s impossible!
   Whatever.  I didn’t kill nobody!  I guess.  What was I just talking about?  Scream… Muppets… Home Alone… Catherine O’ Hara…  Okay.  Sorry.  Is it possible years from now our brains will misfire and be like Wait… do you remember Rob Reiner’s son killing Catherine O’ Hara?  It’s very possible because it happened to me several minutes ago.  Bad Memory Man.  That’s my superhero name.  It’s a blessing and a curse.  Alright there’s been a robbery let’s get Bad Memory Man in here.  BAD MEMORY MAN what do you think.  “I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT I’M DOING HERE!”  Whatever.  He’s a Batman figure you see.  Anyway.  I think as a kid my favorite Muppet (baby) was Gonzo because this guy seems weird to me and I was weird as a kid.  I’m weirder now.  But as a kid I identified as FUN weird.  Now I’m just SAD weird.  Maybe Gonzo was never weird and I wasn’t weird either and I was just like Gonzo the entire time, both normal.  I dunno!  I guess these days I like Kermit because there’s nothing wrong with him.  He’s just trying to keep everything together.  That’s relatable.  I’m just WATCHING The Muppets hoping everything works out as a disinterested observer and I can relate!  HE’S IN THE THICK OF IT so imagine how he must feel!  He feels as he acts.  How I just described.  VERY GOOD.  Anyway that’s it.  I’ll see ya later!

-3:28 P.M.

FEB 5 2026

    Hey.  How’s everyone doing?  Gotta do some dumb show this Saturday.  Share bill with other School Of Rock Branches!  Perform 4 or 5 songs!  I may or may not be able to do one song I’m lead guitar on!  MAY NOT have time to tune back and forth.  They may say Here Comes The Next Song with me INABLE to do it and they’ll just have to go on without me.  That’s what being a musician is like.  Always thinking about the next show.  Always worried about having a tuned guitar.  Always anxious about transportation, how to get there and back!  That’s why so many songs and albums are titled like How To Get There And Back or something like that.  Anyway.  Came up with a possible new musical name for myself for the immediate future.  8/10 Name!  August Tenth!  The date everything changed.  Maybe it’s just me but I feel Musician and Band Names SUCK these days.  Let’s say for the last 10-20 years.  It’s like you’re more likely to have some success with a name that’s particularly abrasive and alienating.  I THE OPPOSITE OF RELATE to these newfangled names.  I want to go out of my way to not be interested in this music!  This band must be really cool if they don’t even need my interest or potential support.  I guess that’s a WIN for them then!  I think the band is cool!  Now we play the waiting game.  Maybe 20, 30 years down the line, me thinking they’re cool translates to me listening to a track out of curiosity!  It took a while to pay off but NOW the band name has did its job!
   Okay.  What do I know.  Maybe band names are totally relatable and understandable to other people and My Interpretation Machine (brain) is the problem.  Is that a good band name.  No.  Machine is already a word in other successful band names!  Why is that guy’s name Bad Bunny.  He seems like a pretty good guy generally.  Just a straight up MODEL CITIZEN really.  Yet he chose (chooses) to call himself Bad in his advertisement of himself to everyone wherever he goes.  Hmm.  He also chooses to call himself a bunny but for some reason that doesn’t seem to upset me.  Well it’s a metaphor or a reference to something!  Michael he’s not calling himself BAD anything Other Than Bunny.  You cannot look at the word Bad WITHOUT the word Bunny.  He’s only calling himself a Bad BUNNY and NOTHING ELSE.  Oh.  Okay.  But people who tune out after the first syllable MIGHT NOT GET ALL THAT.  Alright.  It’s kind of odd there’s no bowling at the superbowl.  Also is the yearly ultimate bowling competition called The Amazing Football Event or something.  That’d even things up!  Anyway.  My jacket is broken!  The zipper!  Doesn’t zip up.  Now I have to wear my brother’s old jacket!  It’s too big for me!  It’s the same jacket as I have but bigger size!  I guess this is what being a musician is like.  Your jackets break sometimes and then you have to wear your brother’s old jacket which is the same jacket as yours but bigger.     
     WHAT ELSE is up.  I don’t like what I’m reading.  I wrote something bad then I read it and I didn’t like it even more than when I wrote it!  Maybe his name is Bad Bunny so as to constantly motivate himself to be better.  This can’t be Bad.  Must be Good.  I know the name says Bad BUT I MUST BE GOOD.  That might be B.B.’s inner monologue.  Is it possible he thinks when people look at me they see A Bad Bunny but that’s not who I am.  I dunno!  Maybe we wouldn’t see A Bad Bunny if he didn’t literally choose to call himself that on purpose!  Maybe we’d see EXACTLY whatever he called himself!  Oh ok good.  Gotta pick a good Musical Name is the point.  Lots of reasons to get it right is the point!  Has anyone been ELVIS yet.  I can think of at least two people, yes!  DAMNIT.  I dunno.  Elvis was Elvis.  Other one I was thinking of was Elvis Costello.  Wasn’t really just Straight Up Elvis.  Yes, certain connotations of the, “Bad,” in Bad Bunny are actually GOOD.  He’s BAD like Michael Jackson was BAD!  He’s OFF THE HOOK or CHILL Or maybe SEXY or something like that.  Did Michael Jackson INVENT Bad Being Good with that song.  Something to think about!  Hey they got that new Michael Movie coming up.  GREAT.  Idolize a probsible pedophile while the Epstien Files are going on.  WAY TO GO HOLLYWOOD. 
    Anyway.  How could a bunny be bad.  Bunnies know no right or wrong.  They are more or less innocent creatures.  Well it could be BAD at BEING a bunny.  Like let’s say it’s got broken hoppers.  Can’t do what bunnies are known for being supposed to do.  Then it’d be a Bad Bunny.  It’s not bad as in EVIL but it’s bad as in FUNCTIONAL.  Oh okay good.  Puerto Rico?  Sounds like this place is a Rich Port.  WHAT RICHES MAY COME.  Gotta get this place to be the 51^st state they’re a huge tax base THEY’RE ROLLING IN THE WEALTH it’s right in their name!  Rich Port seems like a pretty lazy name for your island.  Not a lot of imagination in that one! That’s almost like just calling your territory Some Place or something.  I mean it sounds prettier in Spanish.  Puerto Rico.  In English it’s a dud though!  Can we use RICO to go after the government for all the crimes they’re committing one day?  Seems reasonable!  Anyway.  I just googled Where was Jeffrey Epstein’s island and I immediately regret it. I am now On Some Sort Of List and I SHOULD BE.  But I wanted to know what part of the world it was!  I had no idea!  Now I know and it makes sense.  Anyway.  Part of the Virgin Islands.  Kinda on the nose a little bit there.  Pedophilia.  Virgin Islands.  You get it.
    Wow.  Hey remember the time the president said to the child sex trafficker let every day be a wonderful secret?  Rings some sort of bell!  What kind of person.  You know what, I’m gonna be honest- I used to be into teenagers, too!  I WAS A TEENAGER AT THE TIME but I can a sixteenthway relate!  I don’t like how the framing of EPSTEIN FILES absolves individuals of personal fault, though.  It’s a GROUP FRAMING as opposed to INDIVIDUAL.  Each guilty person should each be individually shamed and ostracized!  They did terrible things!  You don’t want your kid sitting next to them on a plane ET CETERA.  PETER CETERA.  I keep seeing there’s a four part film release based on The Beatles coming up but my main thought is I must be reading that wrong.  They must mean a One Part Film Release.  They can’t be making FOUR CONSECUTIVE MOVIES.  That’s too much!  Maybe one movie about the Beatles, that’s more reasonable!  We’ll see, I guess!  Michael Jackson wrote Beat It because he was so excited to buy the Beat’les Back Catalogue.  Oh okay some of those details might check out I guess.  BEAT(les) can mean jerking of.  JACK(son) can mean jerking off.  Lots of artists names can mean masturbation!  Two of the top of my head.  Anyway.  That’s all!  See ya later!

-5:07 P.M.

FEB 3 2026

    Hi.  Figured out how to get the Digital Information from my multitrack recorder to my computer without going through Faulty USB Drive!  So now I can use it again!  Which means I can make music without doing it Thru Computer!  Back to the way I’ve been doing it the last 20 years!  Great news.  Music is back.  MICHAEL MUSIC IS BACK.  Not so much for you, but for me, and Imaginary Audience.  And I guess Muffled Music for anyone in neighboring rooms.  And anyone who’s got the means and ways to hack into my computer.  Alright.  THEY put the most work in, they’re really the target audience.  Hackers.  They earned it.  I kinda put the most work in.  Directly.  I really should be the target audience.  Lemme think on that.  Hmm.  Started watching Wonder Man last night.  I like it!  Makes me think about Wonder Bread.  When it first came out with it did they really try to market it as particularly Wonderous.  Is it just a random name or did they really hype it up as This bread is SERIOUSLY FUCKIN SUPER. What the, “Wonder,” is to Woman or Man in Super Heroes.. That’s what this, “Wonder,” is to Bread.  Maybe!  STOP EVERYTHING I JUST SAW A COMMERCIAL FOR THIS NEW… BREAD… CALLED WONDERBREAD WE NEED TO GO TO THE MARKET RIGHT NOW.  That sort of thing.     
   Anyway.  Good show, though!  Pitch for Wonderbread commercial— guy sitting at kitchen table alone eating a loaf of Wonderbread one slice at a time and at the end he turns to the camera and say I’m Wonder Full.  Take it or leave it!  I’d leave it!  But that’s just me!  Anyway I got a solo guitar practice tonight.  I like the parts of guitar practice where it’s just learning how to play guitar IN GENERAL.  I don’t like the parts of guitar practice where it’s like Okay So Have You Practiced The Songs For The Season lets go over them?  Cause it’s like A TEST I haven’t prepared for well enough!  I mean, it’s worthwhile, because I need to prepare for The ULTIMATE TEST—the group practices and the shows at the end of the season—but I still don’t like it!  Oh Well.  I guess I could always share some new music with you guys.  I dunno what kind of music I’ll be producing exactly but it doesn’t matter!  Even the sloppiest nonsense bullshit crap I could put on the internet!  It’d be stupid but nothing’s stopping me!  Might even encourage me to Do Better In The First Place.  Wow!  Encourage!  Anyone ever tell you to act your age?  How about telling someone to Enc OUR age!  That’s close to how much my recent music makes sense.  Just imagine That Amount Of Sense but it’s Music with guitars, me singing, and a rhythm track of me tapping my fingers. ENC NO MAN.  Alright.  Great.
   What’s up.  I think you can group people from what they primarily know Sean Astin from or associate him with.  I think we should be grouping people into groups for some reason.  Uh-oh.  Either way for me it’s ENCINO MAN.  Probably a small group!  A lot of other choices that other people might feel.  My Life Led Me to go with Encino Man though for Sean Astin!  It’s a fun movie!  I watched it so many of times!  Once I’m friends with this Caveman I’m Gonna Be KING of this High School.  The premise of his character’s motivation never gets old for me.  I will point out its ridiculousness every single time it comes up in conversation (I bring it up on my blog).  It makes me laugh every single time I think about it so why would I hold back!  Anyway.  ALSO I lack the deep-thinking skills necessary to Form A Second Thought.  I already came up with one impression of the film.  WHAT You want me to Think Something Else About It Now?  That’s difficult for me!  I like lots of stuff in that movie.  Mostly unironically but sometimes ironically. It’s okay.  The bad guy’s name is Matt but for some reason I thought his name was Mike.  The bully who is also dating the love interest.  I guess that must have traumatized me to some degree.  I thought his name was Mike and he was a bad guy!  His name wasn’t even Mike!  So there’s Some Psychological Damage there somehow!  For the record the actor’s first name is Michael but that’s just a coincidence OR IS IT.  Also, he’s Dom DeLuise’s son.  I HAD NO IDEA.
   Hmm.  We all know Dom DeLuise primarily from ONE Thing and Mine is… hmm… lemme think about that… honestly, it might just be his small cameo in Robin Hood: Men In Tights doing a Godfather parody.  YEP.  My generation barely knows who Dom DeLuise is based on Small Sample Size (me)!  That’s life I guess.  Sad to say.  Some people get forgotten!  Is there a Submissive DeLuise out there I Mean C’mon!  Whatever.  School Of Rock advises all students to wear earplugs to school lessons.  I wore em for a month or two of Group Lessons and it was kinda FUN. It dulled down the noise and it made me feel like a Professional.  Like I’m taking my health and things seriously.  But then I stopped because I was like I’M TOO COOL FOR THIS.  PUNKS DON’T WEAR EARPLUGS.  But I think I played a lot better the first month or two with earplugs.  Maybe I was hearing my guitar and everyone else’s instruments/voices better in relation to each other with the plugs in.  OH WELL PUNKS DON’T WEAR EARPLUGS.  Wyatt Earp Lugs Around… etc… Was Wyatt Earp THE FIRST PUNK?  Let’s explore that later on.  In the meantime more pressing matters!  I have no idea who Wyatt Earp was.  He was from Cowboy Times.  Probably either a sheriff or outlaw.  Maybe just a straight up Cowboy.  Imagine if ICE tried to intimidate and take over towns in the Wild West.  It might go a little something like this…
   LIKE WHAT.  I dunno I’ll explore that after I explore if Wyatt Earp was The First Punk.  There’s already a list of things I need to get to!   When I think Wild West my main association is DEADWOOD.  How would Deadwood react.  Hmm.  They have to make the show themselves for me to know!  I can’t imagine it myself.  TV has rendered my mind UNFERTILE.  I dunno my mind is pretty active.  I’m thinking a mile a minute.  What goes on in my mind.  I’m thinking about THE FUTURE.  SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT MY KIDS.  Also how come instead of (or in addition to) having Marty McFly save his kid from prison, Doc Brown doesn’t have Marty McFly save himself from the car accident that straight up ruins his own life?  Why is ONE THING okay to change but ANOTHER THING too much meddling?  Ultimately Marty DOES NOT get into the car accident by changing his attitude and behavior for the better on his own.  Maybe Doc knowingly gave him just enough information such that Marty could figure it out on his own so great I dunno.  What’s going on.  We’re pointing out individual threads of plot holes in time travel movies?  Very good.  Also just because you don’t NEED roads where you’re going, probably makes sense to STAY ON ROADS cause it’s more cost-effective!  Gotta imagine it’s a lot more expensive and worse for the environment to drive in the sky than on the ground!  Where we’re going we don’t need roads!  Yeah but there’s a road right there anyway so why not just stick to the road for now okay it’s not gonna hurt anyone.  Unless in 2015 there’s traffic on this street.  Well for that matter there could be traffic in the sky in 2015!  Well, sure, whatever.  That’s all.  See ya later!

-4:24 P.M.

JAN 29 2026

    Okay.  Hey! How was everyone’s snowstorm.  It forced me to go a whole day without taking a walk!  WTF IS THIS.  My mind is melting!  How do people manage solitary confinement!  I live with people.  Yeah but they don’t get me.  I’ve given up a long time ago on the idea of depending on relating to the people around you!  I AIN’T GONNA RELATE TO NOBODY REGARDLESS of their relative position to me now that I think about it.  I’ll relate to THE WIND.  I’ll relate to THUNDER.  Whenever someone’s in trouble I’LL RELATE!  I’m a hero is the point.  The SOR show I had scheduled for this Sunday was Postponed for the Saturday Afterwards.  On account of possible potential snowstorm.  Yeesh.  These five songs on the setlist aren’t the best.  I like Under My Thumb okay.  Easy enough to play!  Sympathy For The Devil is fun but it’s easy to fall out of rhythm.  Anyway instead of DOING School Of Rock group class on Monday Night because it was cancelled I WATCHED School Of Rock the movie for the 26^th time and it was an INTERESTING substitution.  Really makes ya think!  I like watching movies I like over and over.  School Of Rock the 24^th time reaction:  Really Makes Ya Think School Of Rock the 25^th time reaction: Really Makes Ya Think School Of Rock the 266^th time reaction: Really Makes Ya Think and that’s SCHOOL OF ROCK THE MOVIE making me think.  Not known for being a particularly thought provoking movie!  Imagine how much Other Movies Must Be Making Me Think a lot!
    Okay.  Man this guy really doesn’t like the man.  That’s my impression of Jack Black’s character.That wasn’t what I thought at the time.  That’s just what I felt compelled to type just now!  I’m kind of getting into Talking Heads.  I just like that they exist(ed)!  FAN OF THEM HAVING HAPPENED.  Catchy tunes, too!  I like that they started off not so great but then got better.  Because I started off not so great, then I got better, then I got worse again, and now I need hope that I could get even better than before!  I wasn’t thinking right so I got GrubHub in the storm.  I knew it had Snowstormed but I didn’t really look outside and put two and two together on How Bad It Was.  So I ordered some fast food!  On Night Directly Post Storm!  Was inconvenient for that guy to drive around.  Sorry.  What else can I say!  Gave him a big tip.  I wonder if he’s still out there.  Driving around.  Futilely.  Uhhh streets are pretty clear now.  Not for him.  For him it’s Forever A Nightmare.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Mad Men is named after Madison Avenue Men.  I’d have called the series MAMMIES but that’s just me.  It’s actually written mostly by women you see.  That’s what I read.  On the other hand the main person behind its last name is Weiner.  So there’s just so much you have to take into account.
    Yeah.  I’ve been wearing my boots this winter after skipping them in the past.  On snow days and whatknot.  Usually I’m reluctant to wear boots because it’s too much of a hassle to get ‘em on!  Gotta untie em to fit my foot in there and then retie em.  I discovered a boots hack, though!  Don’t lace em up all the way!  Leave em 1/4^th unlaced!  That way I can slip my boots on and off!  So it’s NO PROBLEM putting em on or taking them off for that matter!  Anyway I watched that Mel Brooks documentary, it was okay!  I’d say it documented Mel Brooks but I dunno if it really did!  I guess so. Otherwise what else was I watching for three hours.  I DUNNO GOOD QUESTION.  Are we sure his name isn’t L Brooks and he just always signs his name Me, L Brooks without any punctuation.  We’re pretty sure but nothings 100%.  I’ve always been signature-shamed my whole life.  My parents particularly but probably by teachers and business people and whatknot as well.  Sure it’s not real language but it’s MY Nonsense.  Sure it’s illegible but it’s CONSISTENT.  If anything I should be praised for having a Harder-To-Copy signature.  Anyway.  In my mind, when signaturing, I’M THINKING my name.  I think Okay I’m gonna write my name in cursive now.  Here we go.  And then I make a couple of squiggles that are usually similar.  I don’t know if it’s the best I can do!  Huh.  I just told you how to forge my signature.  But you have to get the squiggles right.  Any old squiggles won’t do!  Right?  Hmm.
    OH WELL.  In a just society Any Old Squiggles Won’t Do.  What just society.  Have you looked out the window lately.  GOOD POINT.  I don’t like it.  I re-watched Sinners this weekend.  This time I saw the ending!  There’s an important scene after some credits that I missed in the theaters!  It’s not just a throwaway scene.  It includes important plot!  No Spoilers.  It incorporates what to them is The Future.  1990’s!  I can relate because I lived then, too.  I wasn’t an elderly blues musician then though.  Wasn’t even interested in elderly blues music to be honest!  ALL GRUNGE ALL THE TIME FOR ME BACK THEN.  I guess.  Well great.  Hey Green Day is introducing the Superbowl!  I didn’t know bands did that.  I only knew about half time shows.  Do people Close The Superbowl as well?  Midnight Snack Show Superbowl?  Prefix The Superbowl By A Week?  HOW MANY SHOWS TO THE SUPERBOWL ARE TEHRE EXACTLY.  Anyway. If I could ask Green Day one question about anything it’d probably have to be What Do You Mean By Green.  And if I had a bonus question it’d probably be What Do You Mean By Green DAY?  I dunno.  I think it’s probably one way to go truthfully to say that Green Day was my favorite band before I had a favorite band.  Maybe when I was 6-8!  When all I had was a cassette tape of When I Come Around.  And also if Weird Al doesn’t count!  GOOD.
    SURE.  The good news is I really liked American Idiot when it came out too.  It hit hard for me!  At the risk of repeating myself, I still feel a funnier Weird Al cover would have been American Indian.  Instead of Canadian Idiot.  That sort of thing is potentially needlessly offensive from the start though so I can see why nobody wants it.  Nobody needs it!  Ya think of it once and then move on with your life!  Maybe Weird Al writes out the lyrics because that’s what he does, but everyone else just pretends it never even happened!  Don’t wanna be an American Indian/ … … Hmm.  It’s tough.  LIFE IS TOUGH FOR THEM IT’S NOT A JOKE.  That’s how I feel.  But on the other hand they’re good inspiring beautiful-cultured people so they’ll ultimately be doing fine I hope.  INDEGINOUS.  That can rhyme with Indian.  Don’t wanna be an American Indian, duhduhduhduh Indigenous.  Don’t wanna be an American Indian, supposed to love the land just cause I’m indigenous.  Hmm.  Narrator is a poor American Indian in this song.  That’s one way to go.  I suppose!  I dunno.  This land is your land, This land is my land.  That’s a different song.  Native Americans say nobody owns the land.  Woody Guthrie says EVEYRBODY owns the land.  Or at least you and me.  Pretty important distinction!  You And Me own the land.  I been assuming it extrapolates to Mostly Everybody owns the land but I dunno could be wrong.  I dunno.  That’s it!  That’s all for today.  See ya later.

-5:15 P.M.

JAN 27 2026